Alright then what browser would you recommend? The only viable FOSS alternative I know of is Chromium and its forks but if you think Mozilla is full of SJWs then surely you'd find Google to be even worse.
Watch a youtube video without counting as a view
Use Linux. If you don't want to, use IceCat, and if you find it unbearable then use Opera.
I do, but Linux is not a web browser.
$ mpv(youtube-dl -g )
what are you fucking
retarded?
I have ffmpeg installed and have set the encoder to mp3, do you know why I can't download MP3s?
When in Linux, use a decent one, don't forcibly act obnoxious.
Ok but what's a decent one?
how the absolute eff do you middle mouse click on a laptop?
it should just be an easy right click or something
I use Midori, there's also Chromium, Vivaldi and Opera if you so desire.
Some people like elinks but I don't recommend it to anybody.
Click both halves of the slickwedge on your track pad, that's usually middle click. Or tap three fingers on the trackpad