Watch a youtube video without counting as a view

Alright then what browser would you recommend? The only viable FOSS alternative I know of is Chromium and its forks but if you think Mozilla is full of SJWs then surely you'd find Google to be even worse.

Use Linux. If you don't want to, use IceCat, and if you find it unbearable then use Opera.

I do, but Linux is not a web browser.

$ mpv(youtube-dl -g )

what are you fucking
retarded?

I have ffmpeg installed and have set the encoder to mp3, do you know why I can't download MP3s?

When in Linux, use a decent one, don't forcibly act obnoxious.

Ok but what's a decent one?

how the absolute eff do you middle mouse click on a laptop?

it should just be an easy right click or something

I use Midori, there's also Chromium, Vivaldi and Opera if you so desire.
Some people like elinks but I don't recommend it to anybody.

Click both halves of the slickwedge on your track pad, that's usually middle click. Or tap three fingers on the trackpad