Manly Men Games

Have you even played either one, bro? Yeah they're casual shit but they are fucking testosterone-fests.

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Is hair ever going to grow on my chest? My father is italian-tier hairy but i'm 24 and so far it only grew on my belly, and it's not even a lot.

Work out more.

It's the chemicals in your water. You need to filter it!

To be fair. KF was pretty Britishly Bro before Tripwire got cucked along with Caliphate of Britain and before the DLC galore.

at least you're not me

Testosterone hormonal therapy actually does work, try it.

The tap water is estrogen, the frogs are turning gay. It was prophesized!

Most foods and drinks being packaged in plastic doesn't help.

The one thing i'm glad is that my beard grows fast enough to warrant a shave every day, but otherwise i only have a bit of hair on the part of my leg near my crotch and the part of my belly near my crotch. And the crotch itself obviously, everyone grows a lot there.

I just wanna be able to grow a mustache and then shave it like Hitler's for one day to fuck with everyone, then shave it completely and grow it back and repeat.

I just want to look like this except with my honey colored and straighter hair.

your closet gayness is showing

i bet you are a fat beta, being fat and sedentary makes you produce less testo, i never saw a hairy dude with a hairless son

I know that nobeard feel friendo. My facial hair is Shaggy tier,

If you don't work out I doubt you should even be considered a man. There's no excuse for not being at the very least physically proficient, with the exception of some diseases and disabilities. Like being a woman.

Fun things happen in private schools for jews.

working out is one thing, doing it for the sole purpose of "aesthetics" while taking injections up your ass is another

everyone that doesnt lift weights casually or isnt a powerlifter(only cares about strenght), is gay, thats a fact

We're in agreement there I guess.

Kirby

Is that picture real?

Nanomachines, son

Having a lot of hair in your body feels great except when it is in your assjole

SF3 Alex is the best Alex.

Nigger thats obviusly his son, they have the same facial structure and color.

You had one job user.

Yakuza
Ace Combat
Devil May Cry (not DmC)

Easy games for cucks and faggots, kill yourself beta cuck. There's no testosterone being released if don't put effort into shit.

>>>/reddit/

Oh yeah that's another thing, i barely have hair where i want but my butthole hair is so big it's a tail. It comes out of my asscheeks.

He didn't ask for good games just manly and both of those do fit the bill.

Japan is a hell of a drug.

They're casual AND made by dudebro retards that turned into virtue signaling faggots.

DONT FORGET TO PLAY BATTLEBORN!
it has porn too!

I turned out the opposite of my dad. He's hairless with maybe a few hair on his belly. On the other hand I'm hairy as a gorilla. Probably because when I was a kid I used to hang around one of my neighbor's son who's older than me by 5. When he hit puberty before me he'd usually play a game with me about who can pee milk first. I used to drink his semen everyday till one day I got 'forced' into coming and started shooting cum before I knew wat cumming was. I was 7 at that time and was pretty girly. No one would believe me when I showed my childhood photos. I still drink semen till today though

Are you a Turkroach?

jesus that is an awful character model. The design is worse than a pixar movie. Why did Gearbox think this would be okay?

I don't know if it's escaped your notice but Gearbox lacks Manly Men.

brothers…

Hey, on the plus side, you are less likely to lose your hair (you know, those on your head). 's advice is pretty good.

Astrotits; a 1985 shot'em up classic where you ejaculate on falling disembodied and lactating boobs with your fully-erect penis to save the Earth from telepathic rodents… Here's the actual backstory:

Immigrants claim they are younger to get gibs.

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hello leftist.
fuck off leftist.
most moefags are leftists.

Hell, I even have hair on my fingers.

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Contra is pretty manly and teaches you a bit of a lesson in patience and discipline.

maybe if your mother was also italian itd be different

MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Call homo but I despise body hair below the chin, I don't like wearing shorts because of my leg hair. Lucky for me though I have none on my chest but man if it wasn't such a pain in the ass to maintain I swear I'll go full olympic swimmer mode and shave all my hair below my head. Now if I could only look as fabulous as Fabio.

Why don't you want to stay forever as a cuteboy?

Fuck you.
You're not the boss of this board.

Jesus Christ, that guy's arm looks like my dick.

♂️Fuck♂️you!♂️

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Harvest moon/story of seasons.
AWL even has you working to death and your child becoming his own man.

Very nice. Keep defending your cucked dudebro trashfests.

All I want is a mustache