ITT: Videogame characters that are litterally you

well, i'll be an emergency call handler and police radio operator soon. but it was mainly the quote.

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The first reply was kefka user, if you don't get the joke maybe you should leave.

That's pretty neat, user.

I'm a non-relevant townsperson NPC from an RPG.

LONDON

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Are you sure you're not the one who give out trips?

I remember back when people who participate in silly shit like this instead of yelling at it because they realized it can be fun.

I agree with Leon. Hannigan was best girl.

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I guess there's a chance I might be an NPC cart driver or something. I'm not happy about it, though. I miss my carefree lifestyle already.

What a feel. I'm glad I'm not balding, though.

since the legion killed my wife I've been hitting the fancy lads pretty hard.

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For me it’s Kefka – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

>>>/fit/

Those are some fancy lads alright

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Oh fuck I'm late.

I am CIA-kin

I agree, Hannigan was pretty cool but…
>shitskin
>implying i still wouldnt fug the shit out of Ashleydem "ballistics"

this is literally me

why does she have a gold bar and two mini gold bars on her butt

Literally here's literally my literal character who's literally me literally.

How could anyone or anything other than you literally be you, you fucking faggot.

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Says a lot of vague shit but ultimately does absolutely nothing.

not explicitly vidya but I look a lot like /vr/-tan

Your eyes look sickly, you STD-ridden slut.

pics now

I'm a fucking loser, mate.

There is a negro among you

← me

Explain further?

literally me

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Not taking into account the demons, Vincent from Catherine touched me pretty deeply. I spent a year dating two girls with the same name at the same time, I don't even know why. Just because I could? Took to the same places, had the same discussions, things really started to blur together and I was almost caught on it a few times, which almost gave me some kind of heart attack of weird guilt.

feels good mang

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Oy there loves, up for a bit of the ol' slap and tickle?

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Blimey.
I used to watch the colab everyday after school, My favorite one is the Ryu surprise party

You're a small guy?

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Chris Chan?

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I am incredibly unhealthy and my room smells like shit no matter how many times I clean it.

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At least you have style

Gingers have souls.

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When Daru up and punched Okabe across the room, I have to admit I got a bit of a boner He's the best bro you'll never have.

HURF DURF GIT OFF MUH VIDYER FAGGOT

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Except for the part where I'm not all that crazy about chocolate.

Stop baiting.

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Baiting would be one of nice characters, not the one everyone sees as being evil.

I even started fighting as a petty act of revenge.

Then stop acting like a faggot.

I just remembered: men can actually lactate and therefore breastfeed. I wonder what it tastes like.

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:^)

Except without leukemia
Without tragedy there can be no happiness because happiness is relative

You know whatm these threads are shit. People just post characters they like and no one actually discusses anything.

Now I know why people hate template threads, fuck off with this shit.

But you participated

Yeah, I always participate in these half assed threads. But no one ever replys to anyone. It's just people throwing out shit they like and then nothing. It's pure millennial trash.

No thought no interaction, just self masturbation. Hurr durr this thing I like is me. No it's not fucking you. You are an idiot and so I am for participating.

So you're a nigger

This isn't a serious thread tough. You are welcome to sperg on me for MERELY PRETENDING. Now back on topic

I can't speak for the others, but I meant what I posted. I'm going to be a hero of justice.

Hey yeah fuck you too man.

also pic related
he is LITERALLY me

Are you literally always this smug?

yes
pic related
its me irl

We both share a love for teenage japanese idols and my job actually involves taking care of a bunch of teens

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But he doesn't stay a loser.

>tfw negro gets nerfed while the other one get's buffed

INGOTS YOU FUCKING PLEBEIAN

An ingot could refer to iron or steel. You're thinking of Bullion.

forgive me sire i am a simple layman

what can i say…
i am a midget who like to wear hoodies and masks while working for shady people in seemingly stupid tasks

I sexually identify as a fighter jet.

Oh yes.

But does your dick hang lower than your balls?
COME ON
You'll never be a 5%er like this.

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Yeah thing is your post is just you taking the thread too seriously while whining about no one paying attention to you. You are welcome to sperg on this post too

All of you mongs haven't looked in a mirror. This is everyone here.

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Here's a selfie.

This is so literally me it's scary.
I wouldn't even blink an eye, for they were merely weak and inferior beings. Does a man shed a tear for every ant he crushes beneath his feet? No.

I always forget about her since she disappears early on.

We have a lot in common…
>"Literally the scariest person I know" has been said about both of us Not even kidding

If someone could stop all these vampire hunters from coming after me, I'll let you fuck one of my succubi. I'll even throw in a free Dream Special.

Haha, nice try count cocksucker. Go sparkle.

50 gold and I'll guarantee she won't suck out your energy.

The Avatar from Ultima
The Guardian Spirit from Baten Kaitos

Reminder, fat cunts:
academic.oup.com/aje/article/178/9/1461/89376/Is-Obesity-Associated-With-a-Decline-in
You aren't more bookish hence less fit and active, you are just inferior in every way.

Discarded.
New Zealand and Australia are both rife with an indigenous population who is best described as "retarded" due to a problem with inbreeding, and it's common for them to be fat. Causal link.

If you combine these two I suppose you get something similar to me.

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You donut fit in

Litterallly me

For me it’s Kefka – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

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Edgy 13yo.

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It's a dyke overdosing on male hormones to become hairier than Greeks & Albanians.

FUCKING HENTAI VIRGIN NERD

As a matter of fact, mine does.

literally me

I just like silly shit and doing nothing until the inevitable death comes.

Is there a video game character that is an fat anxious depressive piece of shit?

Some characters in LISA.

I guess the night guard from fnaf since that sums up my job.

4 u.

Who is dis semen demon.

Looks like someone is gonna have a bad timeline.

It counts.

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Good taste, too bad you're massive slut

lrn2 Castlevania

Right guys
guys?

Wario was once described as being the epitome of evil. Makes you think.

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Littering is prohibited, sonny.

me irl
an edgelord that hates everyone

why does a skeleton bleed?

figuratively me

He actually does in game at the end of genocide route, some speculate that it's either ketchup that he's seen drinking early in the game or that's he's actually no skelly or something in between

Hey, that's a good one.
Welp, going to Paheal real quick.

Cannot get an exact, but pic related came to mind.

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which one

Not video games, but the most honest answer I can give you.

I don't only know the color of hate, I know the sound it makes when zipping around the cosmos at 7000 kilometers per hour.

Yeah, kind of. I mean, I'm not that big, but I do bear a resemblance.

Litterally me

Please be in London

as a matter of fact, it does

Are you a super hacker user?

Is your name Knott M. Portant?

It's Supah Hackah, dipshit.

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Achkstually its a supah Hakka, Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor.

Sup dad, sick digits btw.

Me, to a T.

literally me

ayla from awesomenauts

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Are u a cute robot

I am an almost preternatural educated guesser and have regular bouts of deja vu that are paired with future bouts along with being way too considerate of others but I don't actually have any superpowers so I don't have it that bad at least.

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except im not a disgusting furry

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Grew up poor with a single dad. Had the same hairstyle in highschool.
Personalities are pretty similar though I am way more shy.

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Poe's Law

a thread that is literally shit

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Good choice my dude.

yes

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My favorite character and the one I relate to most

Because I'm a shut-in that fucks up everything and is insufferable to be around.

I didn't realize it was possible to like dumpster fires, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
:^)
I know that feel tho. Shit sucks.

You better be female and have pictures. Of your boobies.

Constantly does stupid shit for his friends.

Also,

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yeah sounds about right

this honestly looks dope as fuck

And nobody even made a joke that thread probably was made by Mark.

user.. we ARE the rance

except for the parts where girls actually like him and he has sex.

This is more accurate as far as nukige are concerned

to everyone in this thread