4 AM

come on get a job, bro

i want to accumulate enough wealth so that when i off myself i can leave the money to my folks. luckily i have accumulated zero debt in my life and the only lease i have is to my apartment which i doubt i will still live in when i do blow my fucking brains out

>Losing conyoutube.com/watch?v=SCBvGcMyQ5ctrol?
doin alright
"play anything interestign lately?"
and I pose it to the thread

see if it happens again
could be salsashit, what did you eat?

mornin fam
dont do them cuz of overheat
which highlander?

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???? ?? ??? ?????

Still have a lot of stuff I want to do.

Eventually.

The tv show.

Hows your day been?

tfw no gf.

Also since im apparently the smartest kid in physics and I am struggling with this next chapter I feel so bad for the little shit that got a fuckin 30 or less which is like 70% of the class. God damn it pays off studying and learning this shit, i feel good.

...

You need a better question friendo

haven't you been looking for a job though? When you gonna stop being NEET and get one? Your parents WILL eventually die y'know, whaddya gonna do after that for a place to live, money, food, etc?

too many games to enjoy, it'd make my parents sad too.

????

Just get a waifu brah

All I ate today was: water, orange juice, dominos w/ extra pepperoni

I was really close to grabbing one of my guns and eating a bullet there. I already deal with chronic kidney stone pain and if this is gonna be a new thing fuck it I'm out.

Really hope it is just a one time deal. That was fucking terrifying.

Going to try and go back to sleep now that the pain has faded to a dull throb. Hopefully my shitter isn't permanently shattered.

Started The Knight of Lodis. Tried to play it before but got stuck and eventually lost my file, so I'm giving it another go. There are a lot of mechanics to this that I kind of just ignored the first time around, thinking back. I'm still trying to "play" VA-11 HALL-A but god is it boring.
Also found out that my pass to the national park nearby came in yesterday. It's the park's anniversary or something so any local resident who applies can get a free pass that's valid for the whole year. Might take the kids. Been a long time since I've been there.

anyone here been playing nioh? i'm really liking it, also the main character is irish which makes it an even better game, at least the nips acknowledge that the irish are the most powerful race

last few weeks of work have been frustrating, and i have to get my mouth Xray'd on thursday to find out if i gotta get a wisdom tooth removed otherwise can't complain i guess. tinder broad hasn't been chatty again so i'm not gonna text till she does now

Tomorrow's my day off, Shia LaBitchfit's shitty livestream project started up again, and Shantae: 1/2 Genie Hero was on sale on Amazon for 15 bucks. Gotta say, today was a good day.

…Who fucking writes these questions. This shit makes no sense.

I'll get one in the next month or so probably.

And most likely suicide unless I win the lottery or UBI is available.

Night user, good luck!

Morning folks, having s good weekend?
that guy I've been training for 3 weeks got his stupid ass fired on his second night for playing scratch tickets all night instead of doing his fucking job.
I was also given a $50 eb games card that's worthless for me, they don't even stock vita or wiiu games anymore it seems.

What

RIP, dude.

howdy fellas
Mostly glitch based questions.
I know a few paper mario ones when i was a youngin'

christ alive man, between that and your deadly shits sounds like your diet needs some serious adjusting

VIDEO GAMES :D

doesnt age well but if I was chilling out it would do like star trek next gen
my buddy picked up the red 3DS and got a hold of my brother and he wants the purple one
leavs me the red 3DSXL and the black N3DS

good for you fam

BRUH

What?

RIP

And are you teeth out or under the gums still?

You try to come up with a question every night for 9 months! It ain't easy!

Anything funny happen on shia 2 electric boogaloo?

sure have missed out on afew of these

mornin fam

NO FUTA POSTING KANJI

I got a gamestop giftcard and used it to order NES shit from their website. Does EB not have something like that?

How goes fam?

Nah its perfect. The cheesy 90s feel is a big part of the charm! Nostalgia helps a lot too.

Who are you?

halfway, it seems like its really late too, but one specifically in the upper left side is really causin' me soreness so i'll probably have to get that sucker axed. my teeth haven't treated me well throughout my life, when i was younger i had an extra canine tooth and i had braces for like 2 years because it knocked everything out of alignment

I don't think I was ever truly in control of my life in the first place
At least I finally figured out the occult ritual required to install gog's drm service so I can play the Gwent beta

nigga you gotta stand your ground if you're getting kicked off of two sleeping platforms

Got a job. In training class of 30. Only 7 people or so are expected to hit the production floor and leave training. I don't want to lose this job

Normally it's $80 for a year-long pass. I guess to cover the costs of maintaining it or something. I think I was about 6 last time I went, for a field trip. It's nice. Or was. Maybe not now. I know a lot of the swampy areas have been drying up over the years so who knows? Here's some pictures of it for ants. Plus an unrelated webm.

ACOK for Mount and blade is complete bullshit!

Does it have skirt physics and panties?
Preferably followed by yes.

Nerd.

Who is this?

I prefer cheesy 80s tbh

Is Sans really Ness?

vidya, movies, browsing, and made my self a triple decker hamburger with salt, pepper, and red pepper.

also got my friends wanting to play senran kagura.

Eh, some guy cosplaying as CIA, Shia asking some guy in a Pepe shirt if he was a racist, some guy on halfchan shining a light into the camera from across the street, other shit I'm forgetting. It's mostly normalfags there right now, even during /ourguy/ hours, but it's still the first day. I give it a week before Shia gets arrested again.

Apparently it's a 24 hour drive away from my house. I'm seriously trying to find a friend or two to go on a road trip with. It'll be like a really shitty version of FFXV.

Dude what. Where was the extra canine? Thats neat.

I don't believe this story.

80$ a year to go to a swamp is just silly. And the national park here is free, didn't know they charged for any of them.

I think my cat is autistic. He keeps coming to my door to get me to open it even though he's already been fed and he has nothing to want. He also never comes in. He just does this near 5, then 6, until i wake up even if im alseep. My dog doesnt give me this much fucking trouble.

cat wants free access
just leave it open so he can come check on you when he wants

also he kinda wants attention

I'm a neet, becoming a pain in the ass means I get kicked out of the entire house
I live in a desert, man, I won't make it in the wilderness

I'm surprised too
The shitty futon I sleep on has been giving me back problems, but my sister is perfectly fine sleeping on it

Which one was ACOK again?

80s stuff can be alright. Movie wise they win. 90s stuff was a lot more campy though which is great.

Haven't had breakfast yet and I'd kill for a good burger, damn

Do it! Let us know before you go too

yeah it sounds neat but it had to be pulled because it fucked my teeth up, they're relatively straight now but it was a pain in the ass at the time

that's rough, but getting kicked out of two places to sleep in the place you already live in seems unfair

it's your boy, phone

We have to make back all the money the Liberals are throwing at their retarded energy plan somehow. Prices have gone up so high it's driving away greenhouse growers. The tl;dr of it is they put a solar panel incentive in place but didn't realize people would actually take it so now they're buying back excess electricity at something like triple the cost. So we're all getting fucked in the wallet.

Just do what I do when I want my cat to fuck off. I just pet her like crazy until she freaks out and runs off.

Futons are alright every once in a while but yeah over time they kill you. Had one for over a decade and even with 2 futon mattresses on it, it still fucked my back up.

Should have had a tooth next to it pulled tbh

It's either drive, pay over 200 bucks for a plane ticket to Albuquerque, or wait until the theater this thing is being held at inevitably shuts it down after 3 weeks and Shia relocates again to someplace more geographically convenient for me.

No, He gets enough attention as it is! He laid on me for nearly 3 hours yesterday passing out, and shaking his legs like he was chasing something in his dreams. That stuffs cozy. I dont like having to get up and go to the door for him 13 times in an hour tho. And everyone else peeks in when the door is just open. I dont like it. I like my privacy.

Game of Thrones one. Longbowmen are a bitch.

I don't got any boys. Who is phone?

Did that too much when he was little as well as play with him. He's got no problem being touched a lot. When he lies on me, I can play with his paws or belly and he wont care one bit. Just passes out anyway or starts cleaning himself on me.

heh, i think the dentist would disagree. also i'm not an anime character so having weird double fangs wouldn't be endearing

What is your favorite question about video games?

I disagree, evil dead for instance

90s were full of radical cartoons tho

Deep

Could you make money doing that? Like just set up 1000s of solar panels in an open field and sell the energy back to the state?

Wait what. I thought it was in NYC?

I've been trying to play the parabellum on warband. Its a wwi mod but I think my game being slightly outdated is killing it.

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Do anything fun lately?

Oh yeah. My book is almost here.
I can't wait to draw fat anime titties for money for lonely people…implying im not lonely implying i'm also doing this to fund my game
tfw selling porn to fund your game

Does Senran Kagura at least have good gameplay?

I never saw one so I assume not.
It's pretry sad walking into a video game store and seeing more shelf space dedicated to shit like funko pops and various nintendo-themed monopolies than actual video games.
Who the fuck even plays monopoly these days?

ring is the phone and your boys got you

maybe that was the plan and they're getting a cut from the electricity company

Life is unfair user
That's why we're posting on a board for the most serious form of escapism outside of hard drugs

I used to sleep on a good futon
I had worn the mattress down so much over time that I could feel the bars through it even if I flipped it over, but it was still comfy
Then I got a shitty one as a christmas gift that is all one piece and made of fake leather, and feels worse than a prison bed, but by the time I realized it, it was already too late

I know fam, I realyl do understand that
and that is a good cat

Bleeeeeeh thats the exact kinda stuff I hate in the 80s/90s though.

Just feels so cheap.

How much you sell each drawing for?

God I fucking hate pop figs. They are so fucking ugly. Why does the west have such shit taste in everything.

Goof on you. If i had any trace of artistic talent I'd be milking furfags for all they're worth. Those fucks seem to be made of money

It's been almost a year since I've been in a 4am thread.

Life's been okay. Could be better, could be worse.
The only real thing that's bothering me right now is girl problems.

pic related monica

how is dat shit too much? like fo yo rig monica? did it get cancelled or did u fo'get yo wool sox monica?

dem pepperoni get up in you like a pinball fam tear dat ass up.

a nigga real bad w/ tactics tbh monica

yo wut up unni

tf is dat ish monica?

yooooooooo

its fun but, not very deep.
but, all of the fun is in dress up and the story mode.
the online is fun too. I usually do the tower defense becuase they give you more shit to use in dress up

also there is 10 woman pvp that is the best kind of choas

It was. Got shut down on February 10th due to all the "violence" happening there or the museum realizing that hosting a four year Trump protest art project thing could possibly fuck with their 501(c)(3) status. Got relocated to The El Rey Theater in Albuquerque.

There are a lot of people who are doing that. It's why they have to crank the cost of electricity up so high.

I think they're just retarded.

I'm pretty bad at them too but I still like the games, usually.

What kinda of girl problems user?

I'm on a cheap ass mattress these days and I hate it. Had it 2 years and its already falling apart.

really trying to keep the conversation going or what?

eh i appreciate it though since i keep to myself a lot IRL. i just worked and played Nioh and yakuza 0 this week, had a friend from out of town come through and drink so now i'm winding down and killing another beer or two before i go to bed. got tomorrow off so i'll sleep in

futons are so fucking superior, when i moved out i got the one i used to have back from my folks and generally keep it in "couch mode" and i sleep miles better than i do on a traditional bed

Yeah good luck with that.

I think I had my fill trying to unlock Majima's true style in 0. No thanks.

Hemmoroids maybe. Get a mirror and look for bumps on your butthole. Though they might be inside you. If so, you'll poop blood once in a while, because of them. Dont mistake this for anal fissures tho, those happen when you have too big and hard a shit and it tears your butt open a little to get out and you bleed. That you can tell cause its really fucking painful and lots of blood.

I dunno, I think warband just has trouble handling more demanding mods. Mine is completely up do date, and will stutter now and then with ACOK due to all the shit added in as well as some lag spikes. I think the engine cant handle big jobs. Just gotta bear with it, or play silverstag instead or something.

You wanna make the good money get into the furry community and do art for them.

Then who is boy?

Yeah he's a friendly little guy. Gets on everyones nerves but me though, because of how playful he is. I played with him so much growing up he now fucks with everyone, trying to get them to chase him or use the red light. He's also way too inquisitive and constantly picks up pens to look at them and bite them, or knock over papers for no reason. It's cute as fuck.

part of it w/ dem i think is dey all sound cool n w/ dey merits n shit but i always hear good things about anotha joint b4 i rly get goin. none of dem shits rly grabbed me tbqh fam

tower defense hol up thought dat shit was vn monica

i only messed with it once before realizing it was unnecessary

oh my fucking christ the the animation the give the girls when majima assists the platinum girls table gets me a half chub,

Too "realistic", tires lock up near constantly. I mean shit a cars tires aren't going to lock up going 70 around a mild corner the way this game seems to think they do.

And I just have to go to another one next week instead.

Thats in new mexico right?

Shiiiiiiiiiiet wish I had the money for that

I still don't know what nioh is even though I think I've talked to 2 people in the thread about it at this point

I just have trouble thinking ahead. I'm okay with stuff like SRW where it's fairly forgiving. Mid-battle saves, fairly easy to start with, and if your unit gets shot down you just have to pay for repairs.

From what I hear you need to buy a lot for it to be worth it. And also live in Ontario.

It actually helps, plus the girls look better than plain girls after it. Also, ew.

it was toyetic as fuck though
Street Sharks was hype as fuck
Mighty Max was cool and had a running plot they came back to every few episodes, kinda like how bebop was structured, but not as mature
and exosquad was a space operah

OOKLA THE MOK
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is this the designated shitting thread?

Sans is Phil though.

Nah the AI in my game is all kinds of retarded when it comes to port cities. They end up just sitting in the ocean constantly trying to get to land.

Honestly that'd be perfect for the way I chill out all day in bed. But no way I'd be able to get rid of enough shit to have room for that.

Do you speak french?

yoooooooo

das ryt monica

5$ for sketch
10$ for line
15$ for flat color
(everything goes up by 5 for how much you want)

It's both a blessing and a curse. because i'm very touchy with my art sometimes which cuases me to breeakdown

you get money from the story missions and and side stories so unlocking shit is easy

i can't into furry i can't it grosses me out and they need to be gassed

its a Mousou fam. like fucking hyrule warriors and shit. its fucking hard even on easy.

But what if Ness is Phil?

The board game? I play it with family sometimes. It can be fun saturday night with cousins and siblings just drinking and shooting the shit while you play it and try and fuck everyone over.

I thought that was Overwatch? Or For Honor now?

I thought Sans was the earthbound kid?

Maybe whoever made it just sucked at coding? Otherwise you'll probably have to buy it fam. It's usually like 10 dollars anyway, and on sale like 5? maybe?

I know right
A good futon will cradle you when it's folded up, it's awesome
But the worst ones are cheap money grabbing schemes not meant for actual human use

Yeah. Kinda surprised they didn't relocate to LA or something. New Mexico is kind of a weird location for something like this.

the never ending is up

the useful idiots paying into lobbying lib conartists sure are but they're only the base of the problem

willy is boy

Just a lot of stuff over the last year.
Got involved with a chick who seemed pretty cool, but turned out to be psycho after a couple months.
Most recently, a girl I was really into asked me to go get some drinks on the weekend. Things were going good, but she dropped me to get back with her ex.
Just bitches being bitches I guess.

souls + onimusha + ninja gaiden + diablo loot

and the diablo loot is unfortunately a weaker part of the game but the general combat is loads of fun since its more in depth than souls combat

i know it helps, i tricked out the first to girls to double the best stats but it was more time consuming than its worth

whatever dog, that gesture and smile they throw at them slays me

I had some might max toy as a kid, but I think it was a toy for this cheap potato chip brand that looked really similar tbh

You ever give freebies to fam fam?

Was 20$ last time I checked. No money either way.

Are they 100% sure this was shia that set it up?

You dont got to be turned on by it,just do commisions for it. Money is money fam. Every market needs to be supplied.

Willy doesnt sound like a black name tho?

I remember a few words but I haven't taken a French class since 2004. I remember cat, dog, door, bathroom, and "May I please use the bathroom".

They're all retarded here. They're probably malicious too, but they're just so goddamned stupid.

u fukn w/ me monica? u tryna have a giggle at da darkmanx expense? cuz i will fuk dat ass up

GOATßSE

Yeah. He's there and everything. Doesn't look like a hobo this time, but he's there.

Place your bets on how long it takes him to get arrested. I give him a week.

Just donate blood and/or plasma or something.

dude needs you to play hard with him more often, like 10 to 30 minutes of play every day till he's tired

yow you doin monica?

best 2hue

kek
yeah they sold shit like total whores
the guys who make venture brothers worked together on the tick and talked about random bullshit in the commentary for season 4 isntead of the show like how the tick producers were mega jews sayign shti like "every boy in america owns 11 batmans"

I think the smiles are creepy.

i b gud fam had to smak dis lil riley lookin ass nigga today but i ain't finna let sum lil ass 8 year old try top punk me monica real talk

?

Better she dropped it now than before you got too involved with her really.

also

Whens it coming to PC

Ontario is the one with all the french fries right?

I'll say a month, though maybe sooner if NM is more red than I'm guessing.

my /a/ buddy does that for cash

You forgot the best one
biker mice from mars

Monopoly is just incredibly one-dimensional compared to just about any other board game out there.

In the west's defense, Europe makes some particularly great board games

I do with close friends and sometimes when i'm feeling generous. (which is mostly half the time)

it's the idea itself I don't understand it… sexual or not it doesn't click with me

check out embed my dude

You should try to play at least one Yakuza game, DMX. They're quite good.

I remember the tick back in the day. Feels like I've tried to watch it since then and couldn't get into it though.

Fear of needles sadly.

People play board games still?

Hit me up next time you feeling generous monica

her and mokou are my favorite, but i'm pretty secondary, i learned about 2hu from its music scene, i don't really like bullet hells

fair enough

don't push your luck

yakuza 0 is fucking masterwork, i think it actually toppled yakuza 2 as my favorite in the series, if solely because of majimas story in it

good laugh
I'm recomending a show about the leather club 2 doors down even if I did like it as a kid
King Arthur and the knights of justice was way better besides

gotta make due somehow until the dawn of waifu-age technology

Nah 2 is still the best because of Ryuji.

I coulda got a ps4 for xmas but didn't because I figured nogames

i'll draw you a ritsu for next 4am. sound good?

Ontario is the big one with Toronto and Ottawa up north-ish. and a lot of farmers in the south. Alberta's the one with the oil, Saskatchewan's the flat one, BC is the one with weed and asians, Quebec's the french one, Nova Scotia's the one with fish and unintelligble accents, Newfoundland's the friendly one, PEI's the tiny one with potatoes, the Yukon, Northwest Territories, and Nunavut are the ones way up north in the cold. Manitoba is cold I think? I don't know much about it. New Brunswick is in there somewhere but I always forget it even exists.

you'd prefer a black willy then?

that's idealism for ya

interesting reaction… but what does it mean?

Fuck this "muh hours" meme I want to fucking sleep.

i prolly axed b4 but i ain't right it down. jus fo a ps3 1? i ain't got ps2 emulation set up but it's sumthin i'ma finna 2.

graphics actually look impressive monica

lotsa gud corney animu

it means neither of us got dat get kouhai

Having now looked it up, apparently New Brunswick is the one with all the fries.

It's a shame their ideals are more "bring over every refugee and tax the shit out of our actual citizens" and less "maybe we shouldn't use laws to force people to use someone's preferred pronouns".

i absolutely love 2 and its what made my love the series but 0 definitely gave me that "stay up till 3am in a worknight to see the finale" experience that i hadn't had since fucking yakuza 2

and it made me like majima even more

It's just a hologram PDA homie

This is what I'm afraid of when I get a job

Ayyy thanks fam!

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BC sounds pretty good. Though by asian you mean chinks not nips right?

deez kids got no raspek

it's pretty bullshit wacky tbh

I can bullet hell but I just like her because big strong and busty

FUCK YEAH FAM

I do that a lot when I dont have school, or get back, but he recuperates fast. Not to mention it isnt always intense stuff. Sometimes its just like poking a backscratcher through a sweater thats draped over a chair, while he tries to catch the bumps or something like that. I think he's just really active which isnt a bad thing. Keeps him happy.

All comes back too, so not like he's losing anything. He's also sorta helping out others in the process too.

True. Makes it easier to play drunk though.

Fair enough. Just keep in mind theres a whole lotta money in that genre.

My cousin had that. They tried giving her her vaccines and she went nuts and they had to restrain her to finish giving her it.
Why are you afraid of them tho? They barely hurt. Its just a small pain, and a feeling of pressure.

Id prefer no willy ty, especially black ones. Keep your black willy in your boy.

Drink all the energy drinks.

Mostly chinks, yeah. They bring over a lot of chinks in BC. I hear it's fucking cold there. This part of Ontario's fairly mild. I went out for Timmy's at about 8pm and it was 61 degrees fahrenheit out.

Long distance relationships aren't real relationships

Come on now

More like just shit!

Fear of pain more than the pain itself. Plus airbubbles and shit. Plus just generally squeamish.

The fuck is Timmys?

none i tell ya. ducktales n alvin n da chipmunks bofa dem shiz had baller ass feature length films too monica niggas need to kno bout dat shit monica. love me dat edgy shit monica

The most successful fast food place in Canada. Coffee, donuts, baked goods, and food. Makes more than McDonald's does up here. I went out for some timbits and a double-double.

so it's has similar capabilities to your average phone
I wouldn't consider google to be a very good waifu but whatever floats your boat

Coffee corp based all over Canada. Coffees okay, better than mcdonalds.
Do you fear all pain or just needles specifically?

Their baked goods are shit. Except for croissants I spose.

Oh tim hortons. The fuck is timbits then?

Needles.

They won't have Ritsu ones anyway so

Like I don't mind working the closing shift it's that the fuckers keep scheduling me to come in at 5 pm to close which sometimes takes until 3 am. That's 10 goddamn hours of driving, doing dishes, putting up with people, and generally resisting the urge to consume the barrel of a twelve gauge.

I normally down sodas and vent my anger by singing viciously in the car but I don't want to be so reliant on the caffeine that I suffer withdrawal.

I usually just get an iced capp or a coffee. If it's around lunchtime I might get a soup and wrap.

Timbits are donut holes.

i heard a canadian nigga sayin sum shit dat da tim horton's in da states b buyin dey coffee off wendy's or sum shit now fo sum reason. i think dem niggas got acquired or sum shit tbh but da tim hortons i been to dey coffee was ass monica but it was a american one but dem donuts wuz on point monica real talk fam had a nigga wilin out but dey ain't got no blueberry shiz or w/e monica

some day with enough gook juice I'm sure

again it's just lobbyists con artistry at work

the chef already cooked it and the waiter brought it out on a silver plat and everything for you, don't be fussy now

coolio
I don't really know the merits tbh

darkwing got no respec
nevuh foget monica

Yes they're still quite popular
X-Wing in particular has become a juggernaut when it comes to competitive tabletop games.

Timmies is mediocre now, they changed blends because mcdonalds started serving the same blend, and their new stuff isn't nearly as good.
I still drink timmies coffee only because I don't pay for it.

I had that with every Yakuza game tbh.

Wait this is a thing?

Look for something else?

Ohhhh gross name tbh

come on now

Wouldn't surprise me. Wendy's did buy Tim Horton's a while back. The coffee's not great but it's consistent. You get a coffee there and you know it's going to be the same as a coffee you get at a different Timmy's. The honey crullers are pretty bitching, as far as donuts go. Most of the seasonal ones are alright. They had Oreo ones for a while that were a bit too rich for my taste.

I drink it because we have a lady who runs out to get everyone coffee every day and that's where she goes. That and I'm a creature of habit. I don't like change. I've been using the same brand of handsoap for my whole life. I couldn't tell you the name if I had to, but it smells foul, like an industrial cleaner, almost. It's grown on me.

Just a play on "tidbit". Because they're tiny and from Tim's.

Thats even worse looking than I remember honestly.

Yeah but come on, talking about Tim's bits?

How does this picture make you feel?

That'll probably happen with sodas too, but i get what you mean. Whenever I stop drinking energy drinks i'll sleep 14 hours every day for a week usually.

Man, Ice caps are sweet. Ice coffee isnt bad either, especially in summer. Soups are shit imo tho, wraps are usually okay though, though they dont feel filling.

I'll pass fam. You can have my share of the blood sausage.

I mean, besides monetarily for himself, it can be used for victims in accidents, unless its being sold on the side for some other purpose. Then the hospital is really just a middle man in the process tbh.

Of course. People still like to win, even if they're playing with plastic/cardboard.
One of my local card shops bought his store with prize money from Magic tournaments.

i love every yakuza game i've played but 2 and 0 are the ones that gave me the most joy

not as bad as the Cumberland Farms convenience stores that now call themselves "Cumbys"

one can only hope

I wish a nigga would forget beast machines tho dat shit was a$$$$$$$$$$$$

you know I've never actually tried some

Dont talk shit about timbits americano. Theyre delicious. Can get a good 40 in a box for relatively cheap too. Good snack food.

You're terrible at being british. Have you even had blood pudding?

Pretty good. Like me some Armored Core.

Wew. What a dork!

The fuck is with canada and names.

Well, up here "Tim" is pretty much synonymous with Tim Hortons so it's not really weird.

My taste buds are pretty garbage so the sweetness doesn't bug me on the iced capps. I have to spice my food up hardcore to even taste it. I like their chili. There was another one I had recently I can't remember the name of, it was alright. The bun you get with the soup is nice. It's like $6 for a soup and a wrap/sandwich right now, so I can dig it.

you should see beast wars

FUUUUUUUUCK
wish i wasn

cumbys is an american chain, i shoulda clarified that, new england area specifically, them and dunkin donuts push out lotsa horseshit

Isn't Tim Horton the name of a hockey player though?

No thanks.

New England is practically canada anyway.

u do eat beans n fried tomato fo breakst tho ryt?

yeah nah, i've lived most of my life in new england and been to canada a handful of times, its different enough

we should call it new Ireland, english go home

Yeah, it's named after him. He was never very famous for playing hockey, though. He's been dead for over 40 years.

real talk i'm tryna go to new england + quebec dis fall

Just know that Quebecers are notoriously rude. Nobody up here likes them.

What about this one?

I meant sweet, as in an exclamation of it being good. Probably wasnt clear enough there, mah bad.
Couldnt you get more for less at a grocery store nearby? That's usually what I do. The local grocer even has a small cooking section where they sell cagian fries cheap as well as a bakers dozen of these egg and mayonnaise rolls.

Hope you speak french. Unless its montreal, most other places speak french fry only.

Why? What would you do there?

Ahhhh thats a lot more context than I had tbh

Thought he was like still playing or something.

Never been.

Is his makeup photoshopped?

oh sure

I dont blame you

kek, what part? there's vast expanses of fucking borezone in this region

It's okay fam. Were not very fond of BC either.

reminds me of stan's place lotsa got times back in da day monica

first off nigga maybe u da fukkn rude 1 w/ yo corny ass also i'm fluent in french monica i mean look all i want is some bagles monica n i will shoot a french mofucka dey gets to triflin w/ me real talk

Completely natural.

I wanna see summa dat maine coast n i think vermont n NH spose 2 b gud fo sum lite mountainous hikin type shit monica

Ah. They are pretty sweet too, though.
Not around here. It's just Zehrs and they charge out the asshole for everything. When I'm going to be out and about or have been and I'm heading home, I've got no problem with stopping for Tims.

He played for a long time but he's more well-known for the restaurant chain.

That's true. Too many chinks. Nova Scotia's alright, though. Can't understand a fucking thing they say but the food's pretty good.

I am rude by Canadian standards, but that doesn't make Quebecers less rude.

nope I'm the worst

I don't like either of those

dawg is u even british

tbh my one canadian nigga is rude af monica. i mean i get why people say ya'll r nice but ur rly jus long winded n pedantic about shit. like go on ad nauseam bout sum mofuckkn triflin ass shit monica

also i'm jus tryna get sum gottddayuum bagels monica

Eh. 40k is the only reason why I have friends now, and by extension why I haven't killed myself.

Be careful where you walk. Nobody knows how to drive in Quebec

Nova Scotta is gorgeous. I went to Yarmouth to see some family some time ago.

i haven't been to maine yet but NH has some cool spots, especially if you like mountain porn

We have to talk a lot. There's nothing else to do up here.

I haven't been in a while but it was pretty nice.

You fucking lier

ya'll sum ent niggas?

i luv porn n rock structures monica

Ohhh yeah forgot about those ones.

I'd really love to see the northern parts of appalachia some day. Bet they are pretty comfy like mine here.

Nice numbers.

Never noticed the sweetness myself. But I probably ruined my tastebuds drinking one buck energy drinks from dollarama, that are exclusively sugar. NEVER drink energy drinks from dollarama.
Everything east of quebec is hard to fucking understand. The newfies,and nova scotia. Dont know where all the intricate accents came from but eh.

Pathetic. Go order blood pudding right now you sad excuse for a tea drinking ninny.

Pretty much. Out in the rural areas it's common to see people stopped on the side of the road because they passed someone they know and they stopped to talk. I've personally seen my dad and his dad talking on the side of the road, then stopped to talk to the two of them.

I barely ever go there anymore. For a while in college I lived off the cheap ravioli they sell. I think I just ruined mine because I would burn my tongue a lot as a kid, and both my parents smoked.
I haven't been to most. Would like to visit PEI sometime. There must be something in the water for everyone to talk like they do out there.

You said you were going to look for work

I will next week.

welp
I think I'm gonna bug out

nice gondola fam

He from ontario?

True, thats what I was thinking too. Maybe some lovecraftian sea monsters fucking em up. Or mercury or some shit. Newfoundland is pretty nice to visit too. Very peaceful place.

You said that last week.

Night!

You sound like my dad

Never been. I hear it's a pretty nice place, but pretty bad in the winter.

das pretty gud fam wish niggas wuz like that tbh

ye i kno i shouldn't prolly be like yo dis how all canadians r but fo'real i cain't help it monica

yo pops sound like a straight shooter tbh

Don't hold out, I finally found something now you should try

It's alright if you like things slow. WIsh there was more to do, though. It's pretty much just chatting, bowling, or sitting out front drinking, for fun.

I came back for a second to complain about all the niggers checking in at 2 am

night fam

Yeeee

He pretty sick of me being NEET at this point

Whats that?

A job

He sounds like a smart guy. You should listen to him imo.

I liked it. Liked the peace and quiet, though it grates after a while. Too peaceful. All of canada is bad in winter though. Just a fact of life really.

That's usually an Ontario kid thing. Especially if hes from ottawa or toronto.

I drink tea….

cook me it for me

WEST COAST WARZONE

i would b 2 2 b completely honest da only reason i put up w/ u cuz i ruff u

kids in da hall baby all day baby all day

NEVER EVER

NO

Fuck toronto
They're fucking up the housing market in my town

wrong pic

earl gray hot monica?

I guess I should get to bed since I'm about to doze off. Later.

It's usually pretty mild in my neck of the woods. We're right on the lake so a lot of stuff goes around us.

Night user!

Youd never eat it. You live too far away.

Im not up to date on west coast slang. What is "da hall"?

Dont you want money, for more guns and figs?

How so? Chinks buying up all the housing property?

Toronto maple leafs are a SHIT hockey team! Even worse than the Montreal Canadiens!

Nite fam. Drink an extra timmy for me.

it was a Canadian sketch comedy series from da early 90s monica…..u a fake leaf breh?

Mtv generation is over grandpa. Time to move on.

Shouldn't of lied

lots of kinda teas

build a catapult and launch it at my flat then

u ryt monica mah time has passed

They keep moving here because it's so much cheaper, and rent prices have been skyrocketing because of it.

Kids in the hall is the shit

Didn't lie really. Needed paperwork for it and can go next weekend anyway

das ryt monica girl drink drunk monica

7 FUCKIGN CARS FULL OF NIGGERS HAD A TRAFFIC JAM IN MY PARKING LOT
Fuck Portland

I'll sleep

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