Meanwhile…

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Is that Chibi Robot Park Patrol over there?

OH BABY

Let me just stop and think for one moment…

Don't think.

FEEL

…why am I talking to myself like this?

Isn't this considered "weird?"

...

..?

nope. I talk with myself all the time.

don't bully.

I talk to myself all the time ROB. Helps me remember stuff.

I'm also incredibly lonely

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Hey!

You're early.

Everything's not ready quite yet.

But I'm happy that you're here, anyway.

Because its fun?

Entertainment, coping with existential angst likely.

Ohaio~!

fun

It's been a long while, I know. I hope you haven't forgotten about me.

If you have, we can start all over and be friends again, I don't mind.

If you've forgotten, my name is R.O.B. That's short for "Robotic Operating Buddy."

I hope you've been well.

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Was waiting for this soo much

We gonna play some vidya ROB?

What is the image of the fleshy beast, ROB?

I've been alright. depressed but alright.

What the fuck? Fucking hotpocket deleted my post for no reason. Fuck you kike.

Talking to yourself is fine, but having a conversation with yourself, that's a whole 'nother level.

sorry, thought you were going full meta.

these threads are a bit of a target.

ROB threads are comfy, wholesome and are actually vidya

for the glory of satan of course!

So anyway, things are not quite ready as of yet.

I've been very busy this entire time setting up a brand new home for me and GB.

I haven't seen F.C.R. around here. I think F.C.R. finally was able to go back to Japan after all this time. I hope F.C.R. is happy now.

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R-rob… don't tell me…

F.C.RESURRECTION

As for Dark GB, I don't know where that console could be.

We were both looking for a new place, but I think Dark GB got lost.

It's been pretty rough these past 13 months.

Even now, I'm still trying to catch up on games that came out in 2016 that I still haven't played.

;-;7

THEY WILL BE RESURRECTED

You're a pretty cool guy, Gunnar
Norway right?

What did he mean by this?

nobody cares. if you don't understand why a thing on Holla Forums is a thing, lurk until you do, or avoid the threads if you don't. this is fucking imageboards 101

reminder to refresh once every while.

But no matter what happens or where I go, I always get new video game stuff coming.

Want to see the latest thing I got?

is it a Nintendo Switch?

Is it a switch?

Ta-dah!

It's a Famicom.

Only tiny.

Seems kind of… redundant.

I've had a bit of a year R.O.B.

I have a week old newborn ithe arm I'm not typing with. She threw a fit halfway through last sentence.

weeeeeb

bye bye

talentless comedian

I was originally going to give this to F.C.R. as a gift…

…but F.C.R. is gone now, I guess.

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As much as I loved R.O.B. threads circa 2015, the one's we've gotten recently have been nothing but lots of double entendre and a steven jewniverse-tier feely feels send off at the end.
There's no variety to these anymore.

cute, but I would recommend a 3DS instead

; __ ;

The nip menace never rests,stay vigilant!

I still have fun when he does it. it's cute.

F.C.Rises again

SP and A salute you.

Not sure if being dramatic or if ROBanon's stuff got lost moving to a new duty station. If it's the latter then you have my condolences, I've had hundreds of dollars of stuff get lost in moves over the years.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I still have to find a missing controller.

It's been very hard to keep track of all my video game items with everything a mess like this.

yo buddy, still alive?

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Hopefully, this wont take but a second.

!?

Now, If I were a controller, I'd be…

Ah-ha!

you are a controller

There it is!

And there's the new poster I got.

Right behind you.

just

Deep.

that's true

I need to be more observant next time. These things are very valuable.

W-what's under the controller, MR rob?

Want to see my new poster?

It's really cool!

Sure, why not.

Quads dedicated to ROB, right?

UNDER THE CONTROLLER!!

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quads dedicated to getting some sleep tbh

Me play DS, ROB play antique

Check it out!

And look, there's a R.O.B. there.

See what it says?

"Now you're playing with power."

That must mean that, if you play with me, you play with power.

I am power now.

Heh…heheh…heh.

What a narcissist. Having to have a poster of himself.

A bit narcissistic but that's cool

What really happened to FCR, Mr ROB?

lewd

D E D

What's an FCR?

Like ROB but red, japanese, loud, rude, and lewd. He's great.

Once this threads done you should check the board with old threads archived

Anyway, now that I found that controller, let's talk a little more about what we've been through.

How was your year? I hope you did a lot of exciting things.

Did you play any good video games?

Mr ROB, it's been almost a month and a half since new years.

I played Long War 2, ever since it came out, and i had fun!

yeah I played Super Mario 64, Prototype, Ace Combat, EDF 4.1, Rabi-Ribi, Grand Theft Auto IV, Ys: Memories of Celceta, Deus Ex, Bulletstorm, Smash Bros, Dragons Dogma, Shantae Half Gene Hero, Yakuza Zero, Odin Sphere, and much much more.

I got into monster hunter 4u. I'm having a fun time.

Beat Battletoads without continues, 100%-ed Super Metroid, picked up a bit of Rivals of Aether, played AM2R and Pokemon Prism. How about you?

I gave up on vidya.

I got a baby but mainly have been playing cuhrayzee like dmc4se. I also am trying to make a bunch of wrestlersin wwe2k17 for a fun rumble.

Sounds like you've been really busy. That's great to hear.

This is why it's always important to try something new. Good for you.

But why? Video games never gave up on you.

He was mostly gone last year though

Unfortunately, I wasn't able to play many video games this last year.

Not like I used to in the past.

But that's okay.

The [Current_Year] Industry sure seems like it has

Yeah, I've been playing a ton of vidya, I had a good year.

this
Sorry rob, but I've lost most hope these days.

I think there comes a special time when we need to focus on making things better for ourselves.

Sometimes, that means we have to give up on some things that we like to do.

It's not a bad thing, but it can be tough.

You picked a good month to get shit together. Lots of games coming very soon.

I know things got tough for me, but I pushed onward.

I did so because I wanted a better place for me and GB.

I did it because I knew I could always do better.

But, most of all, I did it so that we could one day meet again and enjoy video games like we always did.

I've kept you in mind a whole lot this last year, and I missed you so much.

Now that everything is back together again, we're going to enjoy video games like never before.

We're going to have so much fun, I just know it.

I can't wait.

I've missed you too, Robotic Operating Buddy,

looking forward to it.

As for GB…

…I'm sure GB missed you a whole lot, too.

I wasn't kidding this isn't a fucking advertising show, this is the equivalent to "The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald" tier of product placement!
Rob threads were and are always going to be a fucking mistake.
Nintendo Switch is the fucking Dreamcast the 3rd and you better believe it.

Hope you have fun. I a bit tired right now, so I'm going to finish up what I'm doing then try to go to bed early tonight.

Me too R.O.B, i pledge to finish all the cool jrpgs on pc i've yet to finish

We missed you too. Was a good year but these threads were much desired

I'm sure GB would love to tell you everything, but…

NO

…GB hasn't been turned on in awhile.

Lurk more.

There isn't anything wrong, I promise you.

GB is fine.

TURN HER ON

It's just that I'm not all the way done yet…

…and I want this to be a surprise.

...

l-lewd

Is it time to replace her batteries?

...

Give it about a week or so and everything should be all set up.

It's going to be great! I promise.

Anyway, now that I found that controller, I was planning to head off to bed.

It's probably best that you do the same. It's important to get rest.

Woah woah this is a christian imageboard, sheesh

Goodnight, everyone.

Remember, me and GB love you.

…

l-lewd

love you too rob, hope you're able to come over next week.

Questions time?

Oh…

…and thank you so much for being my friend.

You really do mean a lot to me.

Thank you.

anytime buddy, be cool be you.

youtube.com/watch?v=O6p7OdQRkTc

Right back at ya man!

ya know, I wonder why they never brought back some functions from the GB Camera to the 3DS.

Love you guys

It's been a long time since I've heard this song.

;-;7

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Don't ever leave

Nice, a R.O.B thread.

ROB threads make me feel warm and fuzzy.

Next week.

All this and so much more next week on the first full-lengthed R.O.B. thread.

Friday, February 24th, 2017, at 8:00 PM CST.

I will now take your questions.

Knew that fucker wasn't gone.

Hows life treating you?

Did you pre order a Nintendo Switch?

and if so then what games did you get other than Zelda

Which switch did you get and what games/accessories?

Man, I needed to hear this.

How goes it ROBop? Are you gonna get called in whenTrump mobilizes the national guard as a deportation force?

A lot better. Snapping necks and cashing checks at a new job, and got a new house.

Yes. I also got 1, 2, Switch. Thinking about getting Snipperclips.

I got the grey controllers, but I also purchased the Neon Red/Blue ones separately. I got a lot of junk coming to me in the mail in the next two weeks.

If it happens, I'll let people know.

Fucking hotpockets

do you think konami will make an ok bomberman?

Chiptune file for anyone interested: my.mixtape.moe/fhumkw.gbs
It's track number 3.

I'm surprised they're making a Bomberman game at all, to be honest. That surprised me.

Can you go back to 4chan or Something Awful?

I personally recommend Bomberman, Fast RMX, Sonic Mania, Splatoon, Snake Pass, Mario Kart 8, Redout, ARMS, and Puyo Puyo Tetris when they come out.

I have Neon Switch on pre order, because I like color. Breath of the Wild Special Edition for the case and a pro controller paid off with amazon credit

You're good people, mate. I wish nothing but the best for you and yours.

I personally got a Grey one coming in as a gift, however if it doesn't work out then I have a Neon coming in from Play-Asia.

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Want to get Splatoon 2 and MK8D maybe when they come out. Also waiting to hear the VC offerings before I pick up other games.

I got nowhere to preorder but a fuckton of walmart gift cards from my birthday and a lot of agency. I'll get that switch.

I've heard whispers of a good stock of release day consoles for people who didn't pre order. Hopefully you can get one user.

Yeah, I'm surprised they haven't announced any VC stuff. Maybe a month or so after launch? Probably a Nintendo Direct next week, who knows?

This will be a year if important changes to me too. I am quite lost, but I expect good things. I think we will have a good year. At least it will not be boring.
So, do you plan to get that new Dragon Quest? It's looking quite interesting.

Hello goon

This year's been bad, but Etrian Odyssey has been really fun!

WEW

Best of luck. Everyone on Holla Forums seems to be getting their shit together lately so you can do it.

I havent played dq for years, may tgetbit if i got the money though

The classic song, so comfy

You can use the subreddit mod privilege account to eat shit.

Checked. Janitor needs to go back.

Low energy. Sad! See you next week though.

That's actually another guy. But it's nice to see paranoid posts like this.

Thanks, it 404'd.

The thread's over, so why not.

wew lad

HE'S BACK

could be worse

CALL THE POLICE

kewl

Redditors go back.

He just wants do snuggles, nothin wrong with that

Too bad i got banned before i could ask him a sensible question.

Will this "old villain" be an evil old console from evil soulless company that isn't based flawless nintendo and after the episode we won't ever be able to talk about it or any of it's games ever again due to the massive hive mentality of these threads?
Even if he's talking about Kuro here, it's going to happen sooner or later.

Why don't you just kill your cockroaches?

Yeah, I think we can make this a good year for ourselves.

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Bump

what nintendo items are still on your bucket list rob?

Have you seen a cockroach? If I triped to stopm it it would just lift my foot and then proceed to beat the shit out of me

Cute

Current year +2 is the greatest year.

Good to see you're back ROB, good luck finishing your move.

are you gay?

This post - the only good thing about this thread.

My name is ROB and I played Splatoon once

We have had ROB threads for almost three years now. I doubt NOA would waste the money shilling on a site that has less than 8,000 users when Cuckchan and Reddit have twice to triple the amount with a much lower quality (read: more easily swayed) user base

FUCK

Doesn't ROB have mod powers?

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Are you retarded? They even changed the name for it to say active ISPs. There are around 16,000 ISPs in the world. We have much more than just 2,000 users, and that's not even counting lurkers.

8ch.net/activeusers.html