Midna & Bayonetta crossover game

I wish I could convince Nintendo to develop a game with Midna and Bayonetta, because they're both super cool characters. A game where Bayonetta ends up trapped in Midna's realm and together they have to save it from evil forces through team work, solving cool and creative puzzles, and badass magical combat with excellent combat mechanics.
Midna could ride Bayonetta when she turns into a giant cat much like the way she rode on Link's wolf form, and also Midna and Bayonetta both have a true form and a cute tiny form, so that would be fun for some levels, where they're less powerful but also they can solve some puzzles better with their smaller size.
I say these characters are made to be a team. Mighty, arrogant, sarcastic, magical beings.
They'd probably hate each other at first not because they're different, but because they're similar. That'd help develop their character because they'd need to work together.
Let's face it, Midna is the coolest part of Twilight Princess, and Bayonetta is a cool game, but the combat system is weak and the game stands on the coolness of the character. Also both games have a great sense of style.
Should we suggest this bitch to Nintendo? Because this game would move Switch units.

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what the fuck

This sounds so autistic that it could be actually fun in a Platinum kind of way

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This sounds like an amazing journey through OP's autistic fantasy.

what if OP's secretly Kamiya

All games start as someone's autistic fantasy.
Think about it.

You 100% have autism

But not the bad kind I guess

If that's the case

Don't be sad about Scalebound, you can make another dragon bro game later

So would this hypothetical game be more in the vein of Bayonetta or Zelda

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Just imagine Bayonetta 2 but instead of Jeanne you have Normal Midna also doing hair magic

Zelda for the puzzles, Bayonetta for the humor and tone of the story and… dunno, what game has awesome combat mechanics?
But the exploration and puzzles would make it closer to Zelda as a game in general.

To contrast with Bayonetta.

Wait a second I just realized both of them use hair magic. I think we need to get the holy trinity of Haircasting together in a game.


Well deserved dubs. Shortstack, Glasses and Tan. This game will sell itself.

Dude, seriously? You just got it?
I mean, the similarities are there. Why do you think I even suggested the thing? Crossovers are cool, but I like them when they make sense.
Also, is Midna for sexual? Or maybe I'm seeing things. I think she is, though.
I've been called autistic but I'm pretty sure I'm not that, but I can take it because I believe in my idea. It's certainly not the stupidest thread I've started.

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user I have bad news for you if you have even the slightest doubt about it.

I really shouldn't post right after work, sorry for making such a mess of deleted posts

I forgive you, because that's what friends do.
I should have been more clear, I meant her imp form.

Make a game where midna licks bayonetta's prolapse like a lollipop

Midna is not known for licking lollipops, you're thinking about Bayonetta.
And Midna has no holes other than her mouth, so nothing will prolapse.

user, I hate to inform you but the imp form has far more porn than non-imp.


Stop this instant.

But user, the imp form is the most for the fuck form


I know that you are just jesting but prolapse is a shit fetish, it sits alongside scat and vore

Oh. OK, so it's not just me. Good, I guess.
It's the hips, right? Has to be.
Also, thinking about that makes me think this game may be impossible because there's no way the Switch or any other console or PC can handle the hips of Bayonetta and Midna simultaneously.

No user, it's not just you. Last time I checked everyone on Holla Forums has been carving for more imp ass Midna and Ruto are the only reason why I bought Hyrule Warriors

who would the audience be?
only waifufags could like both characters enough and marketing a game towards them didn't work so well last time nintendo tried

People who are into cool games and good things.

Nintendo didn't market that game to waifufags, they marketed it to children. Seriously, go look up the official commercials

People who like zelda and bayonetta? Because the premise of just more bayonetta gameplay it good enough for me.

Pretty sure they did in Japan and it bombed like dogshit there too.


People who primarily play Zelda games do it for Link and Zelda, Midna's only in two games IIRC. If you're selling a game on having Midna, it's mostly going to be waifufags since Bayo and Midnafags have a surprising amount of overlap.

Because it was a wii u game and japs prefer handhelds. The soundtrack and character CDs for the game sold really well, better than the actual game

Then it is decided! We shall make a Kickstarter campaign, for awareness mostly. Our strategy will be poorly thought out and barely executed!
This I do command! Nintendo shall ignore our pitch no longer!

I want a Spyro game but all the NPC's wear blank expressions and instead of saving the world you're trying to escape it. Because you're slowly becoming aware that the world you live in is incredibly finite with limited interactions and individual moments The world will slowly become more aware of your awareness and try to "save" you from yourself by infecting your mind back to it's original state As this happens the world will turn and shift, slowly becoming more fucked and weird as you go on If you get a bad ending by not escaping the game but refusing to be fully infected you will be put into a blank world with all the collectables gone and no enemies or NPC's and you'll be doomed to roam these empty worlds for eternity

I want a Sonic game were you can babysit Cream ;^)

I have an unusual fear of being stuck in a video game world that is only static

that faggot is never going to finish it

Just like those two guys that have been playing Worlds.com for over twenty years whiteout logging out, their only interaction is banning people and putting them into seizure chambers

Is he even still working on it? Wow autism is really something special

no, don't think he is. and he pretty much bans anyone asking about it.

I don't know who is more autistic, him for making it on the first place or the people asking him to finish it

D L C Character

I really don't like the way the face is drawn.
Hot body though.

what a name for deviantart

That sounds quite autistic.

And that's a bad thing?

You mean like this?

Not really, you are in the craddle of internet autism.

It's probably a spic, Kike is a nickname for Enrique.
Not pronounced Kaik, but keeke.
Still, pretty funny.

No, babysitting Cream was more autistic than this believe it or not

Nowadays his main scope is Bugs Bunny porn in an awkward semi-realistic Sonic style

Bayonetta was just a cheap ripoff of GI Joe's Baroness, and Midna was an annoying bitch.

See, this crossover wouldn't make sense at all.

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OK, I see this is a theme.
Why? Shippers are weird.

Because experienced women sucking younger buys is gay

No fuck that I want to see Midna and Cereza go ass to ass while making sexy facial expressions.

It's because bayonetta is a dominant, well endowed woman, which is half the recipe for /ss/, and then she got put in smash and since there's a bunch of twinks and little boys in smash you have the other half.

Post more /ss/ please

Couldnt Bayonetta not have a Midna outfit in Bayo 3?

Those outfits should be unlocks and not DLC and you know it!
YOU KNOW IT!

Is this the designated Midna thread?

When does the fucking start?

SOON™

waiting for new updates is going to be agonizing

Is this a full TP manga? Gotta say the story elements the game proposes are great. Would definitely read if it was the whole thing.

Yes.

kissmanga.com/Manga/Zelda-no-Densetsu-Twilight-Princess/Ch-001--Light-and-Shadow--Part-001?id=302954

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I was suspecting that, source to back up your claim?

This.

i think you're right on that
if the game has effort in it and attention to detail on every fucking mechanic it has.
hell
i think coding might have something to do with autism

Enjoy these.

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Based. I will make good use of these, user.

More Bayo /ss/

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Midna can't be in a bayonetta game
Legs too short.

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Most autistic thing I've seen on here in a decent amount of time :^)

They disabled browsing via VPN, pretty suspicious.

Not completely, some of the servers of my VPN work, others don't.

You didn't finish the game, did you. Midna's got some tasty legs, dude.

They are still trying to get rid of VPN access.
It's odd.

They're still too damn short.

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Too short.

post lewds

That's what she said! About you.
About your dick, I mean.
Keep talking sheedh about Midna and we'll find ourselve having a problem here, boi.


Yeah bro, lewd it up! But, I mean, with class.

Eh, was alright. Densely paced.

She likes to torture angels, so it fits

The way link is plunging into her ass is just really really hot.

Posting semi-lewd midna.

You post these in every thread that even mentions midna, post something we have not seen.

Easy faggot. You gotta start simple. The fact of the matter is that there's not much good Midna porn. The stuff I haven't shown is much lower quality but here I guess**

Do you have this picture, but without the watermark?

I prefer Imp form, so no. sorry

imp midnas asshole and pussy are amazing

You've been thinking about this for years. There's no other reason for such depth.

Dammit some user posted it months ago, but I was away from my computer at the time so I couldn't save it.

She's kinda fat.

And these are from what?

Read the thread.

How about that. And these are from what?

Read the thread you fucking illiterate.

Yea what he said

Which is bad because…?

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OP's tastes are garbage

No, yours are.

t. Lightning fag

My tastes are better and there is only one way to know, you 2 have to lick my butthole.

That actually sounds pretty cool

I haven't even played Bayo1.
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Why?

that's actually really fucking good, but don't waste it as a spyro game.

it'd be a cartoony disney-esque world
NPCS at first are just as happy as your beginning player character
but as you dig deeper they look even more blank and tired. Their dialogue almost doesn't change, except words that were high-energy become low energy.
as you reach the end of the game, the world becomes increasingly more grayscale
if you win, you get a 'game over screen' with your score and such, with a option for new game plus
if you lose, you're stuck back in the beginning of the game, except you have no way out and the world randomly changes from happy/bleak, and there are no NPCs