The hell is this shit?

sell it for like $70 to a normalfag. They might take it.

Buy your favorite music you've already pirated and enjoyed so suits and jewgle can get richer.

I will never understand the point of gift cards.

Sell it for slightly under it's retail value to someone. Don't use Ebay, because sellers get fucked often there.
Also as a Holla Forums fag I have to shill F-Droid. It's an app store thingy full of permissively licensed programs, and it's all free as in free in the first place, not through piracy. There's much less shovelware to sift through, and it's apps are good enough.

play granblue

You think that's bad, I got a fucking iTunes gift card for Christmas. I can't give this thing away

Buy some of the classic sonic games

So you’re retarded, then?

i wish it updated versions more often

as far as i can tell it's not integrated with anything, i'd go with trying to sell the card under value as people here suggested

They are also free money for the companies they are used in, since there's a lot o them that go unused like in OP's case if he can't find shit he likes.