34 players?! BADASS!! XD

Its actually kind of sad.

can I get some Rule 34 on this?
i havent played it and i dont own it but i really wanna fuck myself to pictures of this game

absolute disgusting

Make webms plox

At first this game was just keks
But now it's sad and pathetic especially with the devs actually making R34 of it

Not sure how anyone could make good porn out of this, other than the ones that Randy hired from deviantart or from the Battleborn staff. If they wanted to do that, they should have done it much earlier. Evolve's wraith looks is much better designed for porn than any of the Battleborn characters.

She would be great if half her design wasn't just a straight copy of Mercy

Paladins stole their f2p spot months ago.
Battleborn is literally a ded gaem.

What is this

What

FEMINISM

I rarely feel sorry for people, but at the same time I rarely see them hit such a desperate low.

What the fuck is wrong with her head? It looks like her forhead comes out further than her fucking nose and then just flattens off

You think that they'll forcefully bundle this with Borderlands 3 or other humble bundles to boost the player count?

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That link is super useful.
Will hop on this shit and play some online mp.
Haven't done it in months.

IS

DEAD

Battleborn is going to really catch on with the next big update!
jeb! surge imminent!

Thank the Lord.

Battleborn is worth it so long as Gearbox keeps wasting money updating and maintaining it. Hopefully the financial damage they suffered was a lethal blow to the company and Pitchford fucks off from vidya for good.

THere was a crack for that game after it died and the playerbase skyrockted for a whole day and then that randy decided to patch it 24hs later and now here we are.

what is battleborn? another LOL clone?

another OW clone but with borderlands tier meeems

I know you guys like praising it when retarded devs fuck up and die. The thing you don't realize is, as the studios shrink the more and more games become like Hollywood. No new devs are coming up to replace them.

we need a fucking crash to purge the cancer

Someone post the god damn image already of Randy Bitchford trying to save his game with porn already and advertising it on plebbit. We are missing out on lols.

They're already Hollywood. When was the last time any big publisher did anything creative? EA with Dead Space and Mirror's Edge?

I sure as fuck won't shed a tear when shitty developer go bankrupt. Gearbox is a prefect example of one such turd, they haven't made a good game ever since Opposing Force and since then have made vidya as a hobby worse.

I'd rather the whole thing go under at once tbh, than a continued slow decline into the shitter. It always gets worse

who would play this?

their own circlejerk fanbase mostly

I dont know man, taleworlds is a new company making some pretty good games.

I'd probably like it more if it's mouth wasn't so fucking huge and her head wasn't shaped like a lean-to shed.

My issue with Battleborn is with the art direction, it makes no fucking sense. The characters, the maps, etc., they have nothing in common. It's like some kind of mashup of different projects.

Battleborn is a moba, not a TF2 clone.

Nigger, Taleworlds is twelve years old.

Pitchford is a game dev wannabe who passes the buck when its poor productions fail (Colonial Marines, Duke Nukem Forever), steals from more successful and creative people (Borderland), or benefits from great franchises that were designed by more competent teams (Half-Life: Opposing Force, the PC port of Halo: Combat Evolved). Hence, after regurgitating their very own and unique grind-fest that got popular mainly because of its refreshing (yet stolen) art style, the company went on to another very unique and personal game: Battleborn, the Overwatch wannabe.

As Overwatch was selling like crazy, terabytes over terabytes of porn was created by the very prolific and lustful players. It got to the point where Blizzard (being a team full of beta white-knights) started to fear it might reflect badly on the image of their game, and by extension on their own. In order to avoid jizz splats on their shiny studio name, they decide to take down Overwatch porn to the great displeasure of their fappy fan base (which is why rule34.paheal corrects "overwatch" to "overlook").
archive.is/VSZSx

Since Gearbox put so much time and money into Battleborn, and since Borderland 2 didn't do as well as the expected, the company was desperate for their online arena shooter to gain popularity. Completely out of ideas, Pitchford decided to fight his biggest concurrent (Overwatch) on its own field: Pitchford logged into his Twitter account, started a new message, and after a few presses of keyboard, posted: "I have received reports that BattlebornRule34 is now a thing on Reddit", linking to a subreddit that was conveniently created that day (and had a hard time attracting users).
archive.is/2pzZ6

Of course, [current year] being the era of the perpetually offended, people pointed out that he shouldn't link to a NSFW subreddit on Twitter, and shouldn't be as ecstatic as he is by the retooling of his IP… Yeah, take that Randy, you Sarkeesian apologist woman objectifier.
archive.is/jeZwG

Sure, nothing proves that Randy himself started that subreddit to boost the sales of Stillborn. Maybe it took the cesspool of the Internet a year and a half to catch on with Rule34.paheal, who already had Batterborn since October 2015 (and is now currently amassing quite an amazing collection of 96 images).
rule34.paheal.net/post/list/battleborn/1

But would it be too pathetic for Pitchford? When asked what he thought of that weird fan fiction involving Spider-Man an Anita Sarkeesian (she commented that she "kinda liked it") shooting him to death as he beg for his life (on his knees), he replied "I'd like to meet her. I think she would be surprised to discover how much of a feminist I am."
archive.is/EjZAu
archive.is/GJ2F9

Reminder also that Gearbox pulled out all version of Duke Nukem 3D from Steam after realizing that their newest "World Tour" edition was nothing to brag about and no one would buy it (unless, of course, people who really wanted to play the game had no other choice).
techraptor.net/content/duke-nukem-3d-megaton-edition-removed-from-stores

Speaking of Duke3D, back when he was still working for 3D Realms, Randy used to remove signatures from maps and replace them with his own, taking all the credit for his colleagues' work.
forums.duke4.net/topic/1360-the-supreme-topic-of-miscellaneous-knowledge/pagest90p101146hlpitchfordfromsearch1#entry101146

So, on a scale from 0 to Randy Pitchford, how pathetic do you think this is?

Is there a level more than randy pitchford? Thats gearbox right now.

A 10 on the Jake Rapp scale of cuckolding.

I think we need to have a bigger picture first to answer that question.

They blew up their entire budget on that game to make Battleborn

Maybe they will pull some bullshit similar to what happened with colonial marines

That's why they're making a "remaster" of Bulletstorm even though no one asked for this. They're desperate.

Jesus, even Mechwarrior Living Legends has more players. And it's an almost 10 years old mod that jews tried to kill.
Bravo gitbox.

AHaHA le Batle born amirite xD
futchk pitchorssk XDXDXD It's a shit gaym but so id overbatch no queestion about it mate just kepp oon making fun of them

O_o

sry I am drunk

DUDE

Kill yourself. If it's not early afternoon for you, you're probably a yuropoor, so kill yourself anyway.

fuck u you fucking deep friend burger it's 22:33 here

He's not actually drunk, I can tell because im a professional

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This shit has single player? How does that work

truly a shame. coulda been the next monday night combat

I miss the original MNC

Too bad SMNC was hot shit

Horribly. It's linear dungeons that stop you every ten feet to clear out a room of pawns or a miniboss, followed by a large boss at the end, and shit, uninspired dialogue being thrown at you over the radio to convey some sort of plot.

doesnt sound any worse than battlefront 2

battle rront to was completely different you fckin dirtgoobler have you evven pplayied it g ill yourslf ou have no taste and should stick a lead pipe up your bowerl tube

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,>implying I am RPing

it was a different game with a similarly lazily implemented singleplayer. but people still have fun with that because its starwars.

We're gonna need the conversion rates from Rapp to Burch units. Right now I think Randy is at 0.8 Burches

WRONG did stillborn have conquest? Did it have space battles? Did it have anything besides CRAPCUNTS? NO IT DIDN'T!

im saying battlefront 2 did it worse. it was literally just multiplayer maps and mechanics

pleb

Anyone got the source for Randy fucking over the Duke 3D Megaton Edition dev that needed the money from sales for his ill wife and himself ?

If you play decent games, 34 is a lot of players.

the singleplayer was just bot games. it was just multiplayer maps and mechanics.

huh, apparently half-life is overall less popular than portal…

I love YouTube comments sometimes.

This?
techraptor.net/content/duke-nukem-dust-up-gearbox-vs-gobeille
archive.is/RrP7s

Story behind this pic?

>techraptor.net/content/duke-nukem-dust-up-gearbox-vs-gobeille

fucking wow.

It is understandable. Half-Life came before Steam even was a thing.

I WONDER WHY

Wait, there's only 2M people on Steam playin vidya out of 10M online?

HELLO RANDY

does portal have a mapping scene?

Ask his wife, she took the pic and posted it on her twatter and instagram.

Maybe because it's running in the background and a lot of people let it run at startup.

Portal 2 is still technically Valves latest game.

No it isn't. Not until they get back in their fucking kitchens.

There's not much else to say about this demacrated corpse of a game but i would like to bring this up:
Cuck pitchfork saying they blew their entire savings making this game is a lie, a constructed snakeoil sales man pitch made up to make you think "oh if they spend so much money making it it must be good, or at least netter than what they had before".
Is gearbox a private company? Or where they owned? If it's the later, it wouldn't surprise me if the reported expenses were half of what they really used, while the rest was used to buy randy a room full of dildos just for him.

OWfags, can you not be cockmongling faggots for one second?

i want to clang the butler robot

why is subway always lowest of the low for their employees
like worse than mcdonalds, ive known multiple drug users who work at subway compared fo mcdonalds, i think mcdonalds is mostly hispanics and blacks while subway is young white youth struggling with drugs

Isn't that a right handed fist in the tattoo?

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college

Portal has mods and MP. While All mods for HL are separate games.

I am so glad this failed

twitter.com/DuvalMagic/status/827749476924325888

Also here's something fresh, Megaton Edition was apparently "illegal".

I wanna meet her so I can tell her to shut her mouth and make my sandwich.

The ride isn't over yet, we've still got the Duke Nukem/ Bulletstorm remake to look forward to!

Fuck you man I'm drinking at 2am on a thursday and i'm loving it.

You shouldn't piss off the person who holds your food.

It's a remaster. I don't understand why they're doing this. I know that Randy is desperate but this isn't the game that will make Gearbox rich again.

See, the fun of Subway is they make it right in front of you, so they can't fuck with it without you seeing it.

Nobody understands anything Gearbox does, hell one wonders why they bought the Homeworld IP when they have no experience with RTS games at all?

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Yes. Steam is a social platform. Are you retarded?

That dev was also a wheelchair bound cripple with a wife dying from cancer.

It's actually quite tragic despite the lack of waifus and the retarded business decision of not going f2p to begin with.

F

Ah so he's a shitty person. Thank god for karma.

It sucks that a decent game is ruined but at the same time Gearbox deserve everything that happens to them.

Feminism is awesome!

Whatever do you mean, user?

Part of me wants to look up the art director for Battleborn and then dig up his professional portfolio / website just to see if his artistic sense is as shitty there as it is here.

How on this fucking EARTH do you end up with character designs like these? Graduate students do better work.

My father wanted to watch the movie in your gif once. We regretted the decision.

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Fresh from the Game store yesterday, and Gone Homo was £5 in this store.

actually, all the blunderborn circlejerking did manage to at least keep the playerbase from declining to absolute zero. In this case, I'd honestly say that it would've definitely just "worked" to not pay attention to the game at all for its playerbase to completely and utterly vanish

A game as old as BF1942 usually has 100 players at peak hour

Does it even have any girls worth making porn of? Seems like they are all ugly.

There's phoebe.

more

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I want to fuck this thing

Hey, isn't BattleBorn that game that is like Overwatch?
But doesn't get nearly as much fucking hate around here?
And yet, despite that it seems to be tanking. Hmmm, how peculiar.

They are both bad, one is so bad it's hilarious they keep making threads to report back about new embarrassing shit they keep pulling off with the game, how the players are so desperate to hold on to what little they have, and how the studio is constantly trying to reassure the players with ever more desperate additions instead of fixing the core issues to refine what shit they have into something good.

The other is battleborn

holy shit, what a cockgobbler

FEMINISMSIMSIMS ISS AWSUMSSS :DDDDD FUGG GAMGAT!!!! :DDDD

In canon she's a carpet muncher now. Sorry.

It's been ridiculed to hell and back and is a dead game that virtually no one plays. There's not much more to say about it, it's entirely dead and gone. Overcucks on the other hand..

The game looks revolting, bro.
Art direction is ugly and all over the place, characters are vomit inducing, graphical happenings on the screen are simply too aggressive.

For one, Battleborn is made by Gearbox who deserved the shit they had coming to them after Aliens Colonial Marines, taking down the Duke Nukem Megaton Edition calling it "illegal" and fucking over a dev that had valid rights to make an android port of Megaton Edition. Battleborn also has characters absolutely nobody would want to play as, it's like an entire roster of characters you're forced to pick because everyone else took the good ones.

Overwatch at least was made by Blizzard and is basically replacement TF2.

What a fucking piece of shit. Absolutely no remorse and all this just because he wanted to push a terrible version that nobody asked for to line his pockets.

Why is Pitchford such an awful human being?

His parents didnt raise him well

Its not even that so much as that he turned into full on Huey acting like hes the victim, I'm not even sure if he brought the guy on board or not.

Can someone get the original pic, shoop a gloryhole and add "brazzers"?

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I think it's fun

user, I…

Dude what

Good, I'm not mad.

I thought it too, user.

One, do you still play it?
Two, how much did you pay for it?
Three, how did you sink that much time into it? And how much was just looking for a match?

post your achievements to prove you aren't just idling the game

I find the game charming with its small little details and just fun to play campaign with so many characters.

Plus the game has a small active community and it feels cozy.

You almost had me.

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Even the deadest of games will have some faggy clique form.

One - Yes
Two - Gifted
Three - Playing campaign most of the time with different characters, PVP here and there and each character has 5 challenges to do to unlock little bits of lore for each character.
Finding games can take between 5 to 20 minutes which is bad. Right now they added bot battles which is pretty much a 5v5 where 5 are players and 5 bots and that seems to find matches quicker because it only needs 4 other players to find.
Of course if you try to setup to play with people from the community then that's a different story.

It sure does.

34 players? That's 20 more than unreal tournament 4.

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OP, can you confirm that those were actual people playing?

Ah, so you're drunk and think it would be funny to write like an idiot then. Go fuck yourself or write like a human being you degenerate.

Never understood the appeal of fake flintlocks.

I never understood the appeal of fedoras. Maybe they're correlated.

Why are they remaking Bulletstorm? What was wrong with the original one?

This is also a marketing catastrophe. For a character driven game.

Who on earth put an ugly motherfucker in the center?. Everyone is butt ugly too. Except Phoebe and maybe Deande. Who are tiny and pushed to the side.

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Seek help.

Duke Nukem wasn't in it. Now it's fixed.

You best be joking, nigger. There's not even a single cozy sentry nest.

Do it user! I'm sure your children will be wet, blue and stillborn.

the fuck?

There was 12k players at one point hahahah
How did this game even die? I never played it.

I think their worst sin is having completely shit, uninteresting character designs.

Can you imagine the possibilities?

Four arms would make my shitty construction job so much easier.

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Its not
That was the game at its absolute peak. It'd also be one thing if it never got popular but still has 2 or 3000 people playing, theres only 1-300 people max with horrible matchmaking on top of that.

Did valve fix the terrible "casual matchmaking" system for TF2? Because removing Valve servers from the browser made it so unappealing alongside the pointless leveling system.

Still didn't die as hard as this.

How do you even get people to play your multiplayer game anyway ? Seems like a never ending loop of "If nobody plays then it's empty and since it's empty nobody plays".

If it survives launch then you never fall into that loop.

You go on /r/games or wherever they post on that shithole and say "hello my fellow redditors, I just "stumbled upon" this game here and it's really good. you should check it out!"

How many multiplayer games have come back from the dead?

I find this really sad.

I have to admire the commitment to being this contrarian.

it hurts

idk but ur id is sick

Mcdonalds own subway don't they?

Small, tightly knit and dedicated communities where you can just ask people to play with you instead of going into QM and hoping still work, and not being team vs team greatly helps. I can still find matches in this piece of advanced weebery so I see no reason why other games can't make it work as well.

Back when it came out, I thought Evolve would be the most pathetic a game's multiplayer "community" (or lack thereof) could get, I was horribly and hilariously wrong.

no bully

What's the deadest game? One that flopped even harder than battle borne

steamcharts.com/app/223410

pfft thats nothing
see

user there are better ways to end your life

The game just flat out hurts my eyes, every video that I've seen of it I've had to squint; sometimes I've had to pause the video and stare at something halfway across the room just to get my vision working again.

No other game does this to me.

>if you ever get a ps4 user I'll play with you

Seriously? Thats honestly incredible.

Which is better Holla Forums?

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