Give me one reason the Switch will fail that isn't one of the following

Considering the lackluster shit that has managed to sell over the past few years I really don't see how a console with some gimmicks & games would fail. Regardless, the Switch could be breaking records in the first week & people would still be screaming Nintendoom. I can't find it, but there's a screencap from fucking ages ago where posters were Nintendooming over the SNES. Same shit posted about SNES, N64, Gamecube, Wii, Wii U, will be repeated for the Switch.

It's the same tired shit back & forth every fucking time. It's tedious. It's predictable. It's boring. Repeating for eternity.