Unacceptable

Get the fuck outta here, nigger

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Who are you quoting

Is this what passes for fitting in on r/4chan these days?

Newfriends who only know Human Revolution and Mankind Divided

You can post an image with "WOW" and I guarentee you it will reach 400 replies all of which is 90% shitposting or overall stupidity/ignorance on the most basic shit about vidya.

Deus ex is overrated. Its so bad SS1's gameplay is better than it. For its own year it has greatest story, but worst execution as a game. Could had been just a book instead, if story matters so much.

Stop posting

Who cares. I have, but still won't chase away anyone that hasn't. Calling dubs.

Do not reply to b41d4b.

That faggot has been coming into any thread that narily mentions DX and can't keep his baiting and autism in check.

You should be hanged

You are in though luck. I just came to post in first desu sex thread i've seen.

Do you notice if people take a wide berth when walking past your house?

Human Revolution is the best game in the series and you will eventually deal with with it.

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This.

I only ever played the first part of Deus Ex. I got pissed off at the story and quit when Paul asks you to help out instead of just getting on the ride to Hong Kong. It just doesn't make any sense to defect from UNATCO so blatantly to help out people you don't even like, especially when you want to investigate the conspiracy and that would be a lot easier with access to UNATCO and not being an internationally wanted terrorist.

Of course, that route ended up on the cutting room floor. Game would have been 10/10 if it was finished.

Its not getting much better here either, especially due to the rapefugees and being a weekend.

I played a good chunk of it, but the really clunky gameplay really turned me off.
I'd love to play a version that has working collision boxes, the story and the level design are fucking great.

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Is it wrong that I wanna sniff that?

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ROFLMAO etc. or what they say wherever you came from

Fuck off commie scum.

You know you're not getting paid for this any more, right?

Yes it does because Paul Denton already gathered enough information on UNATCO. Plus, in order to deal with the Majestic 12 conspiracy, it required immediate action. Remember, these are the people who created the Gray Death in order to kill off huge numbers of people, as well as manipulating entire governments to doing their bidding by being the only source of a cure for the Gray Death. Those shitstains needed to be deal with.

I tried finishing the original deus ex, but 9 hours in I could just not progress, I had no idea where to go, scoured the entire map and was lost as fuck so I uninstalled it.

What level were you on? I thought the maps were pretty straight forward.

You could have googled where to go if you're so directionally challenged

I played it about 2 years ago, so I don't remember that much, but it was a return to some earlier map some shitty downtown area (the one where you rescue Paul from or something) and I had to find some door to progress, but I could never find it no matter where I went.

Good Lord.

Are you still as bad at video games as you were then?
Do you need a quest compass to navigate Holla Forums?

Why not look at a guide instead of uninstalling if you seriously couldn't find it? Retarded.

I know right?! Gamers like him make me sick.

It was New York actually according to the wiki.

Because its immersion breaking, if I can't solve something on my own in a game, then I won't bother seeking outside help like some weakling.

Helping out a bunch of hostage-taking idiots doesn't actually solve anything though. If you want to actually put a stop to things it would be a lot easier if you weren't kill-on-sight by the people you're trying to investigate.

The problem isn't that Paul's wrong, it's that he's an idiot.

But getting lost in DX is weakling tier, you fucking clown.

Hell's Kitchen is a part of New York, fucking goober. If you were rescuing Paul, you were at the 'Ton Hotel. That is in Hell's Kitchen. Jesus Christ.

deusex.wikia.com/wiki/Hell's_Kitchen

You shouldn't need outside help to begin with, the game isn't that complex, so chances are your intelligence is just subpar to say the least. Regardless,I would like to point out that quitting is also a very weakling thing to do, so you lose either way.

IT was after rescue paul, I was done with versalife and hong kong.

Yer a hoot, user.

If Versa Life can just make more of any plague they want, yeah.

But it's a start. Have you ever heard of temporary relief? Besides, Paul and Tracer Tong were already planning on blowing the UC up in Hong Kong. That helps tremendously.

One of the most useless brothers in vidya.

wew

the dude is fucking invincible (to bullets) and even lets you access his porn stash where you can find an aug upgrade canister
the killswitch knocks him out of commission after the raid, but he's still a bro

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This is a dumb bait thread. Should I smug at OP or just dump pages of Wild and Horned Hermit since i'm reading through it right now?

All Paul needed was some confidence to protect his brother

don't all of you old folks have grandkids to feed?

Paul has the spic rapist facial hair and none of JC's one-liners.
He's a shit agent.

I hope you get prodded

ISHYGDDT

No he doesn't

Does

Pfff, make me, lol. 😉

Knock that off.

Oh yeah he does. My bad. I've always stayed with him. But if you just stay in the hotel, he'll kill off the rest of the UNATCO agents; you don't even have to lift a finger. Paul dying like that is purely script driven.

your grounded

Or what? Gonna ban me big boy?


Ground this 🐸

Deus Ex is shit

see

go back to Holla Forums

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Deus ex is a mediocre game that appeals primarily to storyfags, not because its well written, god no, but because the simple story that progresses into familar and relatable scenarios and ends up tying them together is easily followed and because there's a handful of moments where the game calls you a good boy or a bad boy. Its got terrible shooting, poorly done rpg mechanics, poor mechanical design behind lock picking, multi tools and hacking, and has a very basic level of cross interaction between some elements of design that impresses very simple minded people who have not experienced anything better.

Praise for deus ex is a mark of experience, a lack of a refined personal taste - the people who recognize it did some novel things that would be worth revisiting in other games, but understand the game doesn't hold up even in a contemporary sense understand it is nothing special.

Use of this marks one out as a dingus.

I never finished it, for what that's worth. Played it fairly far, though. Then I just got bored.

i still dont understand that pic

Thicc

what the fuck are you trying to say ?

Do you get lost when you go outside and take a walk too?


vid related

W-what if I'm in progress of playing it?

Upgrade your weapon skills, nigger. Jesus Christ. People like you bitch and moan about everything.

Oh fuck OFF. Nobody in this thread is saying that Deus Ex was the greatest game of all time, or even one of the best games ever made. It's still a fun and well designed game, and I don't need some pretentious turd like you shitting up my thread. It's much better than god damn Halo, or Call of Duty.

I swear, there's way too many dickheads on Holla Forums for my taste.

upgrading the weapon skills just decreases the wait for aiming to tighten and increases your damage. It doesn't magically replace the games bad mechanics with better ones.

It also increases your accuracy, nigger. Did you even play the game, or do you want something to bitch about? I've played Deus Ex many times and I have no idea how the shooting mechanics are bad.

I'll gladly play it when I have a fucking working computer again.

I have no doubt this thread is bursting with shit.

Isn't it hilarious how wrong you are already in your first sentence?

He's right though

He's wrong tho

Nothing in his shitpost was right. He said the shooting mechanics, of all things, was bad. I've never heard anyone bitch about the shooting. He probably has shit aim, and he's trying to blame the game for his lack of skill. Or he just didn't bother to properly upgrade/modify his weapons. I can headshot motherfuckers with a pistol if I have the right skill level.

No no. Scratch that. You don't even NEED to have a high pistol skill in order to one shot enemies. Just use stealth and headshot enemies up close.

or you could just be a fuckin pro and prod with the prod

I actually just started SS1 for the first time yesterday. It's neat but really not anything super amazing, basically doom with inventory management and the most ambitiously obnoxious UI ever made.

Stick with the prod. Prod with the prod.

Deus Ex is very fun. I feel genuinely bad for everyone who can't put at least 20 hours into the game.

Deus Ex invisible war is very fun too if you can look past the massive aesthetic overhaul.

It was lots of real world accurate representations and reflections

Get ready for a bunch of baiting weebs

The shooting is the #1 complaint of the gameplay really, and it's probably 100% because the retards can't figure out that if you don't level your guy with weaons your aim will suck. I don't know why Deus Ex gets shit for this but Morrowind gets a pass. Personally for me, the reason I think Deus Ex is god-tier is because of the non-lethal stealth. The crossbow has just enough ammo and risk to it, to make it a non-option. Where as in a typical stealth game you literally have to force yourself not to take anyone out because everything is THAT broken.

Jesus christ, you'd have to be intentionally designing a horrible game to make these decisions. Who designed this fucking dogshit? Fuck this game and everybody who thinks that it's good. At least in games like Fallout New Vegas gave you a second option if stealth failed, after all, you can't ring for an alarm when your brains are splattered on the fucking wall due to a caravan shotgun. Deus Ex is overrated Reddit drivel because they wouldn't know good game design if it ran them over.

It feels good knowing that I can complete Deus Ex with no complaints or regrets.

The fuck is with this plebbitry, the game even gives you a window to observe the first guards route at that particular part, and in general guard routes are easy to map within the game mentally, be double digit elsewhere scum.

Holy shit. They weren't kidding when they said people where advertising this board on fucking facebook.

kids these days are so fucking casualized holy shit

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He's not the only one with double digits

There were maps in games even older than Deus Ex so there's no excuse for this bullshit.

I don't remember any sort of window, I was just supposed to guess where the random AI (Sometimes they can't see you even if they blatantly should and other times they have fucking x-ray vision). Of course, because they must enforce trial and error to artificially extend the game there's no other options. How about you can stealth kill a guard, take his uniform and proceed to the end under a disguise? Or maybe hold a guard hostage via a gun or something to enforce a safe route to the exit or maybe just go full fucking Columbine and blast them all to hell? Oh right, you can't do that because that would add some VARIETY. We wouldn't want any sort of fun in our games!

Ad hominem.

Kids are causalized.
That's a fact.

You are insulting the debater rather than addressing the argument.

Guess I have to whip out the tennis for two picture again because of this retarded shit.


Because there's a 95% chance you're just baiting. or you're just use to MGS type stealth which ruined the entire genre

For the most part you are just bad, the game even tells you what to do.

Strawman. I meant on a technical aspect. It's not like the technology for a minimap wasn't there because it was.

Because MGS did it better because it didn't have nearly as much trial and error, allowing for the player to make a coherent plan.

Throwing out random buzzwords where they don't even apply?

MGS absolutely ruined the stealth genre. It's overly simplistic gameplay dumbed it down to the lowest denominator. Nobody gives a shit about the stealth gameplay in those games it's all about the story and the mindfucks.

The only time there is Trial and Error in FPS stealth games like Thief and Deus ex is if you're bad. Pure and simple. You can see enemies ahead of time in the majority of situations or peek corners and glimpse them before it registers and you can hear them. You can use that to get an idea of the enemy layout and actually use your brain to navigate the area. You can assess which guards are the largest threat and eliminate them without just killing everyone in the game and being done with it. The reason people on here bitch about games being casualized and watered-down is because most of us have been playing games for ages and find shit like staring at a minimap for openings boring as shit. Also a surprising amount of people on this board actually focus on gameplay and not making emotional bonds with characters that don't even fucking exist.

I feel like I just explained to a redditor why Skyrim is a shit game.

That's not a strawman is

I never played Deus Ex and I'm afraid to play it in case it turns out it's not as good as I imagine it.

I'd pick Human Revolution and Mankind Divided over it any day.

I'm sorry to hear about your disability

Just play it and get it over with, it is better that you know the truth then to just have the imagined version in your head.

You know there is a complete graphics overhaul mod for DX… Really good makes the game look as good as HL2

Why not self terminate at this point?


Don't skip the dialogue.


Is this bait?

I'd rather just browse Holla Forums instead

>>>/cuckchan/

you dumbass, the only reason he dies if you go out the window is so that the sacrifice means something. If he popped up again later that would be stupid
Also, you get rewarded for sticking around to protect your brother, and you don't even have to fire a shot.

Learn to improvise. Christ, kids are so fucking spoonfed they can't handle fail-states or game overs. If you get caught in a shit situation you can escape with the cloak augment, or go lethal. Also, there's a fucking augment that lets you see through walls if you play for more than ten minutes. If you can't think on your feet in a stealth game perhaps you should stick to something more simple.

perhaps you need to go back to reddit bud

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>Got bored playing the original dude sex
>Played Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 instead
No sir, I don't feel too bad about it.

I'd rather marry Saya and keep her pregnant for ten years.

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argument from fallacy
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You think you know better than FEMA what to do with this month's Ambrosia shipment?

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wasn't SS2 on the same engine?

Anyone got that webm of the Deus Ex main theme played with a Kazoo(?) while a cartoon JC Denton twirls a baton around in the background?

It uses the same engine as Thief 2 which is an upgraded version of the engine Thief uses, I think it was custom built by Looking Glass studios.

ill play what i want fegget

I'm sure you have. Usually when you spend so much time with something and fail to take a critical look at anything, you don't find any flaws - even the most obvious ones.

The best I've got is this JC leekspin gif. But I too would like to see the webm.

Deus Ex's shooting mechanics are fine, you just need patience and a few skill/weapon upgrades. it really doesn't take that long for the reticule to tighten after you've finished the first two or three levels and spent points in the right places And only use pistols/sniper rifle. The assault rifles and shotguns are pretty much worthless

You're as dumb as a bag of rocks.

it's like you're on the verge of learning the obvious hard limitations of the mechanics, soon you'll realize it does recoil, weapons handling, and any basic shooter element worse than all other contemporary shooters, even ones that predate it by a noteworthy amount.

Assault Rifle and shotgun can dispatch of regular trash troops in 1 burst or 1 shot sawed off not auto shitgun with master rifles and commandos and MiB in 1 or 2. Both are good if you master rifles, as you should every game and AR is great for mowing down waves of enemies farther away.

Nobody's saying that the gunplay is anything amazing, but it's not as bad as you're trying to make out. Guess what genius, it's a stealth game, if you're engaging in open gun battles you're doing something wrong. And the reason you don't want to use shotguns or assault rifles is because they're loud, obvious and harder to get headshots with. You should just prod with the prod anyway.

I'm pretty sure the stealth pistol has higher dps than the assault rifle and the shotguns. The only time you really need to mow down enemies is the NSF shoot-out when you first arrive in Hell's Kitchen.

No thanks.

Try again faggot. Feed it some Sabot rounds and you will never have to waste your precious GEP gun ammunition and LAM's on these little spider fuckers ever again.


Are you even trying? Get rifles to advanced, slap a silencer and some recoil reduction mods on it and you got a perfect alternative to a sniper rifle that can also chew through whole crowds of people with ease.. As a bonus, there is shit tones of ammunition for it everywhere all the way to the end of the game. Not to mention, it has a grenade launcher attachment which can be used as backup GEP gun because the damage of the grenades scales with your skills to the point where you can one shot the big ass walker bots with one.

It's not a good stealth game either. Go to 10 feet to the left or right or behind a crate and you're save. Darkness levels don't matter, slow walking is useless because it makes the same level of noise as walking while being slower than crouching. I'd argue the stealth is even worse than the shooting.

It's also an RPG, but that's not a particularly good fall back defense considering how poor the rpg elements are implemented. Everything is about equally mediocre, but there's no reason for this. There could have been shooting on par with half-life's at the time, stealth not as good, but similar to thiefs, and rpg mechanics that weren't just shallow upgrade to do more damage and aim faster - elements which are far better implemented through player skills such as aiming skill and targeting critical areas on a body.

Everything Deus Ex does is mediocre.

you don't need to do anything here.

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You have a point with sabot rounds, but the sniper rifle makes more sense because you can pick off people from a distance without alerting others. I try not to get to the point of needing to mow people down.

10 feet to the left or right of what?
So crouch walk, dumbass. How is that hard to figure out? Walking upright everywhere is a great way to get spotted.
not true
Two completely different games. Half Life is an action shooter
You can throw items to distract guards, knock them out with batons or stun prods, hide in darkness, throw gas to disorient guards. On top of that, the ability to rewire turrets to shoot enemies, or use augments like cloak and spy drone offer variations to gameplay. It's not exactly the same as Thief mechanics, but you're forgetting a lot of things you can do.
You do more damage with headshots, and for characters like MJ12 troopers with partial helmets you have to hit them in the jaw or neck to immediately kill them, so player aim and targeting critical areas is key. You can still kill them with a regular headshot in the right circumstances, but the helmet isn't just a texture on their head.
You don't need to, but you can.

You should've stayed there, faggot.

You can stop any time.

that's what I said, you retard. Learn to read. You don't seem to understand that having dead-end, and flat out useless mechanics is a bad thing.

no, it is true. light levels don't matter in deus ex. It's almost entirely about vision obstruction and making noise.

two slightly different games, retard.

it did, but that's a different story for a different thread.

It didn't.

This is bait, right?

Peter Molyneux was right all along. We now have a generation of players so used to mini-maps and other meta-game tells, they are unable to use their own eyes in a 3D simulation with freelook.

Pretty much.

This post would have been hilarious if most gamers nowadays didn't have this mentality. It's kind of sad, really.

I'm really getting tired of these fucking plebs. See this:

Fucking idiot. We can see your id. Jesus Christ, pay attention if you're going to samefag.

burn in hell

I'd throw a rock at your head if I could get away with it you tasteless faggot. You're the reason videogames are dead. Go back to wherever the fuck you found this site.

What's worse is that this little turd is complaining about a tutorial. People need to stop talking about Holla Forums on facebook

Get the fuck outta here, triple nigger

Gotta love Deus Ex glitches