THIS GAME IS BRUTAL

THIS GAME IS BRUTAL

Holy shit it's so hard. I mean the bosses are easy because the patterns are easy to learn, but going through the stage so many enemies come at you constantly that you can't do shit. You can never have a break, ever.

If it was an h-game, I might care. But it's not, so I don't.

You are smarter the enemy. They are very stupid. Think ahead and it'll be fine. It is intimidating at first due to how many enemies they are and how slow you are, but it isn't hard to overcome.

how many enemies there are

I still have to get around to playing this thing, on the backlog.

This game have a funny story. It was made to help the budget of a dream project from the artist. The other project he made for that reason was Mystik Belle.
The witch teacher is a cute!

And this was the project that is the reason for both games.

See this actually looks like a halfway decent reproduction of mid-to-late Amiga/early 16-bit graphics. I wouldn't mind all the throwback games if they actually put at least this much effort into presentation, but most of the time you have abominations that look worse than a no-name early 90s shareware release. A few years ago I remember some indie "dev" made a game that had a resolution of 160x120 and yet was 256 color because actual VGA art would have probably been too fucking hard even though you can get away with tricks from the era like palette shifting in a relatively simple HTML5 production of all things.

Good game. It's certainly not a walk in the park, mainly because the cadence of your shot will not allow you to kill everyone as fast as you would like.

Also, it's refreshing to see an indie doing a game with pixel art that is not some weird, inconsistent middle ground between the Atari 2600 and the NES.

Pirated this shit.
It's terrible, it's boring and people hyping it are clearly shills.

The only good part is that some losers made a nude mod that's pretty hilarious.

This game over screen is the censored one. This is how it looked like before the censorship.

Looks pretty terrible.

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These look pretty good, thanks for bringing them up lad

is there a button to cum on dat tiddies or is it just a cocktease?

wtb porn mod

Thicc?

If you go to that devs blog page, there is a comment saying that there was supposed to be an Ouya version of the game but was ''mercy killed" because he just couldn't get the game to run at full speed without sacrificing a lot of visual stuff and he knew it would barely sell because its the Ouya after all.

tits

Stop trying to desperately fit in

Chubby

Well, post more then.

What kind of kid face is that?

Didn't this get game praise for SJWs for having a fat female protag? Then once the SJWs found out the lead dev is a guy with a thing for fat chicks, they instantly turned on him and his game?

Yep, that happened.

IIRC it was put on blast pretty much right away since the protag wasn't wearing much clothing in a CURRENT YEAR -1, -2 mod. I remember people bitch about sexism for no fucking good reason, apparently to the genuine surprise of the artist from what I can recall.

I like the look and the game play looks good.
UUUGHHH THIICKER

UHHH

THICCER

the sexy kind

You know, i don't mind this turning into a THICC thread.

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I know my post wasn't quite thicc but i don't have much thicc stuff on me right now so i am trying to do something with the thread.

I remember the Greenlight page of that game getting a lot of posts with SJW-style criticism. Where are those who liked the game because the protagonist was "fat"?

More like a fat fucks thread

neck yourself

N-no one said fat! We just want chubby!

Fucking where? Can't find it.

You make me sad, why is this hard?

Kinda have to agree with this one

There is indeed some shilling going on here, this game doesn't look hard in the least

I just want more Amiga-style side scrollers, what's wrong with that?

thank me later

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This is like some video game version of Barbarella

Pretty much this.

It's an H-Game without the H. So it's, well, that.
If it were an H-Game like it was supposed to be, it would be GOAT.

enlighten me

got more?

Bump.

Is she actually fat though? Pic related is the official artwork from the game and there she just looks like a regular girl without six pack abs.

Nah, she is fat.

Thats on the fat side of chubby fam.

I'd fuck her still.

That is more like motherly weight. Just enough soft tummy and thick thighs. Far cry from a fit action girl (she'd be more toned mainly in the legs).

A sexy game that doesn't even have tits, much less vag or fucking. What's the point?

certainly not gameplay. haven't seen any posted here.

I feel like this thicc shit is turning into faggot 2.0.
First everyone used homosexuality purely as an insult, then it become overused to the point users even called themselves fags ironically and now we have all these trapfags and futagays and other gay deviants who think they are in good company.

I don't think thiccfaggotry was ever ironic at some point. It started among niggers and then came here.

Pretty much, it's in the same vein as "succ"

Source or it never happened.

like you never fucked a fat bitch and had a good time, come on

Maybe if you looked it up you would find it, because i did. The one i found only alters static images like the one in OPs. Don't know about any other mods.
I ain't gonna provide a link

You niggers are lazy

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Well, if the thread isn't going anywhere, might as well try to get some lewd images before letting it 404.

Lorna has a game?

Nah, her more depressed looking sister has a game.

If you haven't played it maybe you should shut your mouth

Why in the game over pic there's cum dripping out of her mouth?

Because she met a black guy.

Truly a bad end.

You guys really don't like black people

Because they're niggers

I feel like even if I tell you otherwise you'll just chimp out anyway so I'll leave you to it.

does anybody?

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Most normalfags seem to be ok with the ones who are educated and act like normal citizens. They'll even befriend and date them.

Im glad we got to an agreement

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t. cuck

I know a handful of them myself, but I understand you guys are just trying to have fun here. Again, I'll leave you to it.

We need more games starring chubby MILFs. Just sayin'.

This i agree with except with the milf part

We call it THICC

This man speaks the truth

Call it what you want. I made peace with the fact that I'm a depraved pervert a long time ago.

Stop trying to hide the reality with sugar coating words, just embrace what you have become.

AND WHY DOES IT KEEP SAGEING DESPITE THE FACT I KEEP UNCHECKING THE DON'T BUMP BUTTON.

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Why not?

I dont know, just typing in sage seems faster and less of a hassle

Its the same shit, just this time the button keeps being on and i have to manually uncheck it for this thread.

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Good one nigger.

Where are the C-section scars?

WEW

Holy shit is this guy from the Berestein universe?

okay NOW it's clear that this is a thread made by shills

thicc has nothing to do with fat tho

would play

fuckin sad how true this is

nice

Nice nigger lingo kiddo, how old are you Paco?

niggerlover

Ayyy, I got double dubs, little ol' dub wubs!

GAME ON

gettin' real tired of these reddit transplants coming here using their autistic nigger lingo acting like they're one of us, like for fuck sake I'm starting to think we're getting raided by literal underage mexican children. I mean a couple days ago, after just lurking in a thread, on autistic kid was getting his shit pushed in, admitted he was indeed a mexican and then made it clear he was underage, then when on a retarded butt-blasted shitposting marathon cause he was upset at the 'evil waycyss' on Holla Forums looking for any reason to pop into a thread and destroy it if anyone dared mock his spic brethren.

What a meme!

Shameful display

mah nigger

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, WHY ARE ONLY 5 POSTS PORN?

Has anyone actually shown any actual gameplay yet? I know tits and ass are a good substitute for it see /hgg for reference but seeing as this game is censored that's already half of it seemingly missing. Is this game worth a download or not?

I will say it's a pain in the ass trying to find gameplay vids without some turboautist blabbering on about something these days.

This proves (again) that SJWs and feminists are against men's attraction to women.


This game really doesn't look very hard (or fun). Do you people know what hard games are like or is that a lost art now?

You know there are people in the general population who think the more recent Elder Scrolls games are too hard because "there are numbers in it" right? Lord knows how they manage to play Madden given that basic arithmetic is out of bounds for them…but more to the point even assuming that someone posting on Holla Forums is somewhat less retarded than that, you are still talking about a population that's gotten used to that trend of increasingly easy games over the last 20 years or so.

In my heart and mind I have to believe that the design philosophy of the brutal but fair game that feels like an amazing triumph to overcome will never be lost. It's what I believe to be the height of gaming, and I can't stand the thought of seeing it go. I mean, DMC and God Hand wasn't too long ago, and Dark Souls exists.

THAT is official artwork? She looks like a disgusting fat slob. Look at that nasty stomach.

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. Niggers are not humans and do not belong in human (read: White) societies. Multiracialism and multiculturalism do not work. Lurk more newfag.

>>>Holla Forums

oy vey

It's not the fact THAT it has numbers but how they are used. We have been conditioned to sink our productivity into sports. Sport stats and trivia is a bleeder for energy that the proles might otherwise spend on politics.

Seriously, though. A sword having +5 to hit is difficult for some people because they're not invested (sword? wtf lol) vs. in sports where they know how many home runs Joe McSportsperson scored in 1955. You're already past the barrier to suspension of disbelief with sports. Not so with faggy elves and scottish dwarfs and shit.

did the milkman milkperson cuck your dad or something

To some extent, that was the joke. She is a washed up has-been.

This is what passes for hard now? OP I hope you're a shill because otherwise you're a failure at life.


I know that feel user, usually it's entirely unrelated to the game they're playing too. This cancer has to die off soon, who is watching this shit?

This game is not censored, mang. If you said that because of this you should know this post is lies.

Feel free to prove me wrong about the censorship though tbh fam.

maybe you should actually play the game you underaged shitstain