Disney games general

Yet somehow we gotten a shitty brave game. Who the fuck wants to play as the worse princess?

frozen is fucking overrated, but faggots love it because
fuck off.

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Before the mobile boom movie Ips had a chance to be picked up by a good developer and have enough time to be made into something decent. Now that mobile games are a thing and make so much more money compared to the tiny development time nessesary (match 3 and endless runners take no fucking time to develop) It would be retarded for any ip holder to risk the time to develop any fully fledged games on console.
Pretty much all these ips came way too late to get a good game thanks to cooperate greed.

Disney has marketing timing down to a science. If there isn't a game based on whatever IP they're playing with at the moment, it's because a horde of marketing experts have calculated that now isn't the time for it. You'll get your game when they say you should and not a second earlier.

There is, it's shit.

Okay then

How do you fuck up this hard Akabur? Don't get me started on that Hermione pile of shit.

Wasn't there a Japanese cunt who divorced her husband because he didn't like Frozen? I also remember something along the lines of some femisandrists using Frozen as a banner for their "no need for a man" thing.

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Please don't mix Sam & Max with that shit

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These are the best ones imo, also Aladdin (Genesis) > Aladdin (SNES)

Remember retards that try to call shit like that anti-male propaganda need to be told to fuck off as well.

mah nigga

Also, did you play the Castle of Illusion remake? It's surprisingly faithful to the original while adding its own twists in moderate measures. A golden standard among remakes in my opinion.

Other than that mobile piece of shit that should not even fucking exist. Zootopia is a perfect setting for for something cool like …but Disney didn't think the movie would be a success and didn't prepare anything in advance, so now they have to come up with anything quick to use the brand while it is still hot.

Both Aladdins are great.

Funny thing, the NES had a godawful port of the Mega Drive game… and a very good bootleg port of the SNES one.

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That remake is fucking beautiful, i was honestly surprised by how good it was and how they managed to cram it to such a small size.

there was a side scroller game for the 3ds
I played it, don't

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The movie was pretty okay, in all honesty. The 2nd half was really weak, and there were a lot of parts that had no reason to be in the thing, but as far as movies, especially lately, go, I give it a pretty solid 7/10. Admittedly, this number may be a bit biased due to complete shit coming out around it, and my liking of the sort of buddy cop movies, but still.
I think the biggest issue I have with it is, it was a whole heaping mess of wasted potential. That, and they tried to appeal to too many people in rather low-quality ways. The garbage song they put in was the most painfully obvious mark. I guess they were trying to mimic the Lego Movie.

Incidentally, I really want a good Lego Movie game. It's got the potential to be the perfect sandbox 'choose your own adventure' RPG sort of deal. Too bad Lego is shit at video games.

Shit taste confirmed. Aladdin genesis is certainly the better looking game it had Disney animators working on it, but the gameplay and level design is fucking garbo. Capcom's Aladdin on the other hand is a solid 8/10 platformer that's less visually impressive.

Opinions man, no need to be so aggressive, i personally dislike the SNES entry gameplay-wise.

I'm in here,waiting for the you know what,and it hasn't come,come on guys.

I thought the first Epic Mickey was okay
it really did feel like a love letter to classic Disney, at least more than Kingdom Hearts ever will
but all of the wasted potential and unused concepts that obviously never saw life because of Disney breathing over everyone's shoulders still makes me incredibly sad
we could have had a real gem, but instead its more of a diamond in the rough

Disney dropped the ball pretty hard in terms of making a Zootopia game.
All they had to do was to make a L.A. Noir clone with body reaction ( like a dog bidding his tail in his legs ) instead of face details

I like frozen. Fuck you.

How comes Disney never went after akabur? They could have dig another hole in his butt.

Surprise there not a Judy hopps and Elsa and Anna porn dump yet.

If they did it would only bring attention to it. Disney doesn't care about porn as long as only anons like us know about it, if some bored "journalist" decided to make a big fuss about it they'd have no choice but to react.

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About the pointless song bit, the explanation is simple: the original script was vastly different.

It seems the concert was going to be the climax of the movie: in the backstage, big bad Mayor Swinton tells Nick and Judy (and a hidden camera transmitting everything to the stage's big screen) that she had to kill them because they came too close to the truth: the whole "going savage" thing was a farce, and the shock collars existed only to keep predators oppressed.

Then they rewrote the whole thing in a hurry, because the collar system made it way too dark, like a dystopian sci-fi. And they were stuck with the crappy song and Shakira's fursona, so they made up a couple of montage scenes to use them somehow.

good