Communist Video Games: Actually Discuss Video Games Edition

I think we're about to witness the creation of a /leftyv/ board.

Russian Roulette.

Paper's Please, I guess?

Well, in fairness Alexey Pajitnov didn't make it to be a video game, if I remember he made it to test computer software.

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Just because a game was made by a resident of a communist country doesn't make the game communist. Tetris doesn't even have any words or anything to push a political ideology.

I don't even know how you got the idea that being able to play as a communist in a game makes the entire game communist.

But I don't see anyone being raped by Russians, how can this board be natsoc?

LMAO

didnt post it last thread, but kek

thanks doc

please fuck off with this, there's already threads you can use over in our board

t. Holla Forums (this assuming you're a retarded Holla Forumsyp baiting and not a retarded Holla Forumsyp falseflagging)

Requesting that screencap of a leftypol thread where they plan to shitpost to death everything they don't like.

What about Mother Russia Bleeds?

Some faggots from Reddit are conducting similiar operation right now.

get a load of all these triggered bourgies

perfect

Yeah. Holla Forums

Why are you on reddit?

Russian Roulette isn't very communist. Because someone has to go first, that's not very fair is it? Change Russian Roulette so that everyone has a revolver with a single round in it and they all have to pull the trigger at the same time. There's a referee of course who'll gun down any pussy who doesn't pull the trigger.

FUCKING EBIN

How about you sell your computer, save money the you spend on an internet connection, and use all the capital to fund the revolution you want instead of being a massive fucking hypocrite, you disgusting piece of human garbage.

fpbp

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Here, just for you

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lmao

Piracy is a revolutionary act, when you pirate games you are downloading communism.

Third time's a charm, but I'd really like a drawfag to draw a fat/obese version of Catalunya being ruined by a fat Capitalist Pig oppressing her with food, wealth and the American Dream

I guess you didn't hear, did you?
REQUESTING THE PICS OF THE GOMMIE CAT GIRL GETTING FUCKED FOR DOLLARS

catalunya is a region of spain

Then maybe you should go to a communist nation where you can wait in the bread lines for shitty communists products while your leaders import top-shelf capitalist products for themselves.

Care to name one?

Okay but the OC is called Cat-Alunya in reference to that I believe

thanks, pappy

Not an argument. Low energy!

We've got a live one, folks.

here you go, friend

It's the same as peasants complaining about feudalism and someone going "lmao but the food you eat was made under feudalism checkmate peasants".

I still don't see you naming one.

Revolution 60

spoiler that shit, user

Venezuela.

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Its okay user, we were all virgins once.

That sure is some nice Communism you have there.

Color me surprised

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I'm still a virgin at 23 though.

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Can I just eat the lands lord?

Reminder nothing you enjoy comes from a communist environment.

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It's a game about sticking shapes together, that shit could have been put together by a fucking schoolteacher.

In Soviet Roulette all the chambers are loaded and all the players die equally.

When I was a kid, my family decided to take a vacation to Japan. There was no internet at the time, and since it was the only country where child porn was legal, my mom insisted on going. So we arrive at the Tokyo airport and take a train to the hotel, then go out for sight seeing, right? Well, we're walking down the street and all the street signs had these stupid looking scribbles on them. We get as lost as shit and somehow wander into an alley while trying to move to the other street. When we get about half way down the street, a bunch of yakuza girls move to block our path. Something's obviously up, so my dad grabs us close and turns us around. But when we turned around, there was a thirty inch tall little blond girl dressed in a red velvet dress in the entrance to the alley, scowling at us. We don't know what the fucks going on, so we just kind of freeze. She suddenly cracks a smile that was more shocking than Hitler's defeat. She started slowly walking toward us and spoke in some weird monkey language 「ありがとこにちわそれわです。おたく学区ろりこんばかと？わかりませんつきみうさぎかがみ。」. We didn't know what that meant, so we tried to walk the other way, but they were enclosing us too. My dad, the coward, pushed me down and tried to make a run for it, but out of freaking nowhere a rosebush appeared and pinned him down! He's screaming at the top of his lungs that they can do whatever they to me and my mother as long as they don't hurt him when mom and I get tied up too. When the girl in red gets close, she stops, smiles even harder, and takes off her slutty panties slowly. With all the foreboding of an active-shooter-in-the-building alert, she lifts up her dress to reveal the largest dick I've ever seen, and trust me when I say it's big, I've sucked cock all over the world. The rosebush's thorns tear off my father's clothes. She looks him right in his only good eye and says 「くろか？にほんごのいちにさんごろく！可愛い何とアナル？？？大乗は真麻。。。」 in that soft, demonic voice of hers. She moves in a flash and before we know it, she's inside him. His screech of pain was reportedly heard as far away as Osaka. He faints not just once, not twice, but six times as she thrust her gigantic cock into his asshole hard enough to kill a horse. But his torture was only beginning. She fucked him so deeply that he came like a bitch, and to add more injury to the injury, she would stroke his cock right after he came! But that wasn't even the worst part. I'm trapped by a rose thorns that hold my eyes open and looking at it, but I can clearly hear my mother getting off on it! She's fucking moaning and cumming just from the sight! Do you have any idea how traumatizing that is for a child? Well, anyway, all this screaming is attracting a crowd, who just stand at the entry and gawk. I see a few salarymen, a couple of otaku, a bunch of sinsacks, even Hirohito himself was in the crowd, waving an Imperial flag around. They weren't looking to help us, in fact cheering the girl in red on. She finally finished and came so hard that my dad fell off her dick. The yakuza girls carry over a box, which she climbs in, and carries it away like a freaking palisade. The crowd move in as soon as her honor guard is out of sight. The Japanese crowd rape my father repeatedly as my mother continues to fuck herself, then Hirohito plants his flag in my fathers ass and the crowd tosses us all in a dumpster.

Overall, it was better than the trip we took to Paris, but what that cunt Shinku was still unforgivable. There was cum in my dad's shit for months, and she didn't once apologize. So fuck her.

crappy pasta time.

States have attempted to practice communism, but have not reached it. So it has been "tried" but it has not actually been achieved.
I didn't say that, I'm saying that criticising someone who is criticising a system because they live within it is retarded, and is basically the same as dismissing a peasant under feudalism because they eat food produced by feudalism

Yeah see this? Just make her opulent and decadent.

Why don't you actually pay Eltonel for it instead of expecting free services? Are you some kind of pinko?

Whatever happened to video games discussion?

It's not that the game supports a communist ideology it's that these are games that communists will probably enjoy because either 1: They can live out their workers revolution fantasy or 2: Appreciate the work of other communists.

this pasta's pretty good

Technically no, but you know, I like freebies

Just reported this shitty fucking thread, which is kind of funny, since i am a janitor. that's right ass hole. i don't need to report shit, but i thought i would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up. As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, i actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. that's right, moot and i are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that i run across on 4chan. he also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so i can see every post you've ever made - and man, you posted a lot of fucking shit.

meant for

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Why are you quoting me?
I wanted to eat a lord to become a lord what gives here man?

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how many layers of false-flagging shitposts are you on?

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No way in hell you commie bastards, you may got Holla Forums and Holla Forums in your little gulag, but you won't get Holla Forums!

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Thanks for showing us that the catgirl really is a loose slut

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I recommend you get in my helicopter.

Cute faces get ruined by terriby disgusting bodies.
Communists can't do anything right.

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Perfect.

Honestly, this is so bloody obvious and direct it seems almost like Holla Forums trying to false flag to get Holla Forums to accept them more. But then again this is Holla Forums, retardation is to be expected.

You motherfucker.

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I've been sick of Holla Forums and Holla Forums invading our vidya for a while now. Worst part is it's not going to change because a good chunk of them browse here to.

FIRST POST BEST POST

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If you really are Holla Forums and not just a baiter:
Soviet Union
All the countries that where occupied by the Soviet Union
China
Etc

"Not real communism"
Funny how that always seems to happen whenever a communist state gets created. I guess there's something missing here you retards can't put together. And that's not even considering how much of a garbage system it is if it could even exist. It only favors people who don't want to pull their own weight and narcissists who can't bear to see anyone out perform them.

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Such is the result of Mark being an incompetent autistic kike unable to do his job.

Here's a (2)

m8 you live in delusion if you think 99% of this board doesn't think your commie shit is retarded.

Holla Forums would still be good if not for the retarded hotpockets

You stop that right now. Autists deserve better.

More like if he did they would start screaming that he's censoring us. I hold these arguments in the Meta threads and all I ever get in response is that I'm from Holla Forums or a jew. There's no arguing against a hugbox. Just report off topic political discussion and hope for the best.

Cry some more, commie

Is that from rational wiki?

To be fair the thread is immediately disassembled by the first reply. Just enjoy laughing at retarded people.

The sonic part at least is deserved.

Your low energy attempts to subvert other boards end here, starvedboy.

Well he's technically censoring them, albeit such is the thing with Holla Forums. Each board has the right to regulate itself how it so chooses. If what you're saying is true then Mark isn't incompetent, he's just a pussy.

RationalWiki isn't a forum, ya dingus. Also they would argue against communist ever being enacted, ya double dingdongdingus.

You're not wrong. The problem is that video games are so heavily political these days it's difficult to disassemble a situation that might have something to do with the game. Just report offtopic political shitposting really. Not much else you can do about it until the next meta thread. If enough people start telling Holla Forums and Holla Forums to fuck off to their own board the mods will get the memo.

Holla Forums on suicide watch