What was your first guild after pic related?

Imperial Legion of course.

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Thieves Guild

I set all the main quest papers on a barrel the moment I got out of the tutorial and never touched them again. Empire is for faggots.

Mage's because I made a lizard wizard.

Ok niggers, which house is the best house?

inb4 Sixth house.

House Telvanni, because wise autistic wizards.
In terms of architecture House Hlaalu is the best dough, at least from the 3 houses in the game, but their name is retarded.

T E L V A N N I

Do I need to be a dark elf to join one of the houses?

Redoran obviously. Wizards ain't shit.