NoFap new years resolution

No fap is a stupid meme. I've never fapped in my life and I'm still a loser

Take up meditation. I swear you'll drop the cigs in days

Bullshit. How the fuck have you never fapped in your life?

Power of Jesus

I basically had to do that along with coffee because I have HPPD =(

Also, if anybody here reads books and has HPPD could you please give me some tips on how to improve my reading while still HPPD? I miss being able to read without feeling depersonalization while it looks like and to add to that the words on the page frequently looks like word salad and sometimes move which makes everything so hard to read. This is made worse by the fact I'm going to college soon and I'm going to have to read a lot in college.

I'm not lying man. I was raised in a super conservative household and I only found out what it was when I was like 17

Yeah man, disease inequality is something I'm really bummed about. It's gay that only Africans get to experience diseases.

But…okay am I the only one who found out about fapping just by fucking around with my dick?

Holy shit man. Well tbh your parents probably saved you hours of your life and fucked up sexual tastes dictated to you by pornoporkies so silver lining I suppose.

More to the point, how have you avoided fapping even once submerged in chans?

fuck off shill

No fap is a plasibo for beta males who feel shit and instead of self reflecting and figuring out why they feel like shit or what they can actually achieve to feel better they instead do something that is the equivalent of drinking coffee.

It's pathetic.

Well in my mind fapping does not really exist you know. Like someone who has never tasted tasted ice cream will never crave it

I can watch a porn without needing to fap. I do feel sexual arousal, but apparently it isn't like yours where you need to ejaculate to calm your dick down

I'm going to commit sudoku.

Kill some porkies while your at it.

do you have wizard powers?

Yes, I'm a beta because I can control one of the most powerful urges in the world.

you watch porn but don't fap??

But why?

ignore him, using "alpha" and "beta" is a sign of a Holla Forumsyp ripe for the noose

I don't watch porn, but I can without feeling the urge to fap

Stop spreading this misinfo
wired.com/2014/06/is-it-really-true-that-watching-porn-will-shrink-your-brain/

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I am conscious recreational fap high seeker

My resolution is to draw/program some superior porn.

You aren't showing strength, you're showing obedience.
existentialcomics.com/comic/13

There's also the fact that porn decreases dopamine sensitivity by releasing a neural protein called DeltaFosB.

inb4 porn addicts try desperately to prove me wrong and say their addiction isn't an addiction

make a konatabot thanks

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I don't have motivation to do anything and i am a heavy porn user.

Loli was created by the Devil itself.

Just remember, the revolution is more important than mediocre anime porn.

nice blogspot science. you're free to go back to /nofap/ at any time now.

[citation needed]

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Volcel life

Here's your precious citation. I'm sorry for assuming you know how to use a search engine.
yourbrainonporn.com/porn-pseudoscience-and-δfosb

Bump the trump

That logo looks worryingly familiar…
file.wikileaks.org/file/FBI-pedophile-symbols.pdf

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Now since I've started NoFap, I don't have erectile dysfunction.

Moms, you're gonna love it!

You people are alot nicer than /pol. They autosaged the nofap thread after it got around 140 replies.

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I hope you all decide to take nofap to build character at least Holla Forums.

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My resolution is to get my book published.

Sounds like me dude, I use porn to help me get off but it's just something I think feels nice, not something I get cravings to do or whatever. It's just a low libido. I could totally go without masturbating I just don't have any reason to. Like I don't have any reason not to eat a chocolate cake.

You can be a tryhard and still be a beta.

Or I could just order an XL Crackers the Cockatrice and destroy myself. Builds character too.

This tbh.

Also how does it feel that your my waifu and I sexualise you in my drawings.

Sexually harassing anfem isn't funny just because you're kidding

That was odd it felt like a tripfag talked to me.

Dude you were TALKING to a tripfag. Don't whine about "attention whores" and feed actual attention whores at the same time.

Inspiring

how about No No Fap?

mah nigga.

I'd show you my art work but I'm away from my PC.

When will you stop pretending to be a grill and admit u r a qt trap?

Flag =\= tripfag

Now fuck off.

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Everyone knows who anfem is so it's not like she doesn't have an identity. Plus she's using an actual trip.
Also reminder I started using this name because there wasn't a flag for it.
You are retarded. Kill yourself.

Post hand and prove me wrong.

I don't know why I took your opinion seriously when you're obviously an obnoxious, grating and immature person to memepost about traps and shit.

Damn, a feminine penis would look amazing with your THICC booty tho

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ngl it would

I'll tick that "snug anime picture" as a "I'm too shy cuz I'm not a grill or I have really fucked hands."

GG

Well, I, for one, beg to differ, fwiw.

Just save your soul and stop!

OK it's a little funny it's just not proper or condonable.

It's not anime, it's manga you damn pleb. And a pretty good lolidom hentai.

exhentai.org/g/703409/161741e2dd/

I get off on nofap. :^)

The anfem finally posted ass?

Yeah but you need Bunkerchan Platinum =/

Sure you do, you fat twink. I want to do pic related to you.

You've seen my pictures right?

wew white people are fucking weird

Yeah, I'm just following the memes breh.

hahahaha fucking weaklings, ubermensch life nigga, like just stop being a pussy rofl

So from what I've understood from these posts I am reading, pol are ascetics, finding salvation in self-deprivation, whereas leftypol are chronic masturbators and proud?

wew, could you project your insecurity about masturbation any harder?

Finding "salvation" in mommy issues lmfao

How is it abstinence related with mommy issues?

I was saying Holla Forums has mommy issues regardless of their choices.

Didn't my posting persona teach you how not nice it is to casually pathologize people?

inb4:

what?

Sad panda

Just google sadpanda plugin.

Lurk more. An experiment in ethics and pedagogy in online spaces rapidly snowballed and turned out to be ethically questionable at best itself, Milgram style, and upset Rebel.

Nice ghost story, kid

im pretty sure that study found correlation, not causation. there's no reason why sex would decrease the amount of grey matter in your brain.

today I will remind them

Yeah you're right.

It's capitalism.

bump

porn is the new opiate of the masses

I'm probably gonna be doing nofap/noporn without even trying since nowadays I'm just too lazy for any of that, and the gross feeling afterwards is not worth it.

No upload to imgur.