Lookit these Zorans. Makes you almost forget that PAID ONLINE

Lookit these Zorans. Makes you almost forget that PAID ONLINE

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Muh dick. I honestly could forgive almost everything about the switch because I desperately want to play splat2n and BoTW, but the paid online is too much of a deal breaker.

I don't think zeldo is going to be an online game

Lookin good, also nu zora designs are excellent, I also like those new Gorons and new Fairy.

Fucking nintendrones

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Maybe you can help me find a job then.

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The graphics look worse than windy waku

I think my credit's too shit to receive such.

lel dude how deep do you want me to go in your tinfoil hat browserdom?

Aside from that i didn't catch the switch stuff i was playing games and thought it came on later
Anyone wana gimmie the cliffnotes?

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Wii was Genesis. WiiU was Saturn. Switch is Dreamcast.

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you know that whole "expect nothing and still dissapointed" thing
I clearly need to set my standards lower to not be constantly dissapointed

You should cover your mouth when you puke shit.

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All I care about is the birdman

It did actually

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Paid online? I haven't been keeping up. Is the new Zelda a multiplayer game with a paid subscription or does the Switch have paid online?

Switch has paid online.

Well, shit. I wasn't planning on getting one, now I'm definitely not, I guess.

Nintendo does not know shit about online, they will never have a service good enough to pay for.

Maybe it comes with a free handy from a local prostitute of your choosing. Then it'd be worth.
It's your mother.

New fairy? I never saw it in the trailer.

Based on my observation of current trends, I improved those graphics so they'll look appealing in 5 years.

Remember Zelda guy's? Remember Zorans? Remember Ganon? Remember the Master Sword? Remember Skyrim?

Sounds rather fair to me. Their servers are their property, they can do whatever they please with them.

So you're not paying for the same thing twice.

Did you not see the Wind Waker remake?

Fags are confusing brightness with bloom, it's hilarious.

Good thing you won't need any online play for a single player game.

Look at this and tell me the brightness is not completely burning out whatever is behind the stone structure and then washing out anything near it's border.

it isn't

Well then, that makes it rather easy to ignore your argument then, doesn't it.

Newspapers tried to do this decade ago. Bigfish like NYT or FT were whining, that people don't read physical papers anymore so they tried to lock their content. It didn't end well for them. Same goes for consoles.

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Not really.

They're free to do whatever they please with their servers, just like your ISP is free to track your internet traffic and torrent downloads, and turn off your service, or report you to the feds, goyim. Just because they can, doesn't mean they should. Don't be a faggot.

They'll shut them down in 4-5 years, I assure you. Their losses are not monumental.

Also

I know.

I can set my PC in fire too, but it may not be a good decision by default, just because it's my property.

Good developers and publishers have provided free server services, or even allowed players to host their own server since forever, the cost isn't even that high and often planned within the price of the game. The only reason to make people pay for online is literally because you're a fucking jew who wants to make infinite dosh, and is only the cake on the iceberg of nintendo printing money out of stupid people like you.

Please go back to reddit.

Do you have any proof of your claim that online service payment is only to make extra money?

Actually it'd be more like your Browser being behind a paywall. Imagine a monthly subscription for Firefox or something like that.
I probably just gave them ideas

GOOD GOY
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Anyone got pic related? The thread was deleted because reasons

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I don't need an argument because I'm not arguing with you. I'm just here to call you a good goy. Quit misuing that meme.

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Do you get paid by the post, or the hour?

Holla Forums

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Nigger, go online right now and search for rental gaming servers, or even unresonably expensive gaming servers. Even if you get ripped off and pay 50$ a month to host a server with a cap of 64 players, if you have 64 players who pay you 5$ a month to host it, you make 320 bucks. 320-50 = 270$ profit. And that's just the worst case scenario. Now, let's say you're a smart developer and rent an entire Server with your own software and operating system of your choosing, if you know what you're doing you can host about 2000 players for 70-100 bucks monthy depending on game, hardware and network capacities. 2000*5 , that's 10000 bucks for an initial cost of 70-100. Now let's say you're even smarter and rent an entire Server Farm or Cloud Services for even better price ranges, i think you can imagine where i am getting at here. And that's just the hosters, now think about the guys who provide servers and how much dosh they make.

Kek, it's kind of cute you think Nintendo would only take paid online out of good will.

Isnt the washed out look usually because of hardware limitations?

You don't even know what Nintendo's model for this is yet. For all you know it'll be just a one time yearly subscription for like $10.

You can literally run a tf2 server on a 5$ per month vps

Neat
Neat
Neat
Dropped

Nintendo killed their last redeeming value in an attempt to fit in with the big boys.
I hope they at least do that free games shit like Micro$ did.

Oh they are.
You can download one new and snes game per month.
Isn't that just great?

Oh they are.
You can download one new and snes game per month.
Isn't that just great?

Drones will defend this.

They already are.
and they're in this thread

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Bugchaser confirmed.
Bird husbando wins.

Top pic isn't even an in-engine shot, dumbass.

It's as if they don't realize emulators exist.

Top picture is just PC rendered promovideo and not taken from within the game.

Looks like UnrealEngine tier graphics & high details too. No way any console would be able to run that anyways.

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Hahaha, wew man nintendrones being unbelievable as always. Do you seriously think Nintendo will have a much different model than PS4 and Xbox? From a company that is known to overprice and get your money out of everything in the first place? If it's a yearly subscription below 10 bucks i'm going to eat shit.

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How much is the online? How much does Sony and MS charge nowadays? Peasants be peasantin', but I'm actually curious.

Uh, yeah, considering Nintendo hasn't operated similarly to either Sony or Microsoft since ever.

Fuckoff Cody

Sorry if you thought Im defending Nintendo.
I ain't supporting them.

Your fault for not looking at the actual game, redditor.

Kill yourself Cody

Ah, fuck it, I fell for the Nintendrone.

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I'll be sure to emulate this in 3 years time when the console gets a collection of 10 exclusives.

he does it for free

They never once said it was in-game. If you thought the game was really going to look like that, then you are retarded.

Yeah but it's alright for companies to false advertise their game because you'll eat whatever is shit on your plate I'm sure. It's people like you user that are reason why even though NMS was absolute shit it still was pretty successful. You probably defend cut content only to be sold as DLC later on. Oh wait.
Don't forget to reserve your pre-order for the Nintendo Switch™ and rebuy the same game that came out 3 years ago. Nintendrones, not even once.

No one?

Nintendon't

So how much does Nintendo pay you? Either that or you do it for free or are just a troll pretending to be retarded.

Why is it so hard to fucking americans to actually dub a fucking game? It's kinda amazing how the spic sounds so damn good compared to the english dub.

Worse thing is the people who are defending the fucking dub.

More like people are defending voice acting in a Zelda game, period.
Though it would be acceptable if they found the CDi game VAs or the cartoon voice actors

I think he's just some random lolcow, otherwise this would be the first time a company just puts a single shill in here instead of multiple ones. He's in all switch threads though.

Where is your proof?

No, they're well aware that emulators exist. just take a look at what happened to CoolRoms. Anything to do with Nintendo was scrubbed right off it. Probably so they could profit off the eShop, and make up for the losses that the WiiU provided to them.

Thankfully though, the internet is an ever-shifting beast, so their chances or removing every ROM and Emulator file out there is slim to none.

What do they mean? Battle mode is in MK8. Is it just more fleshed out?

Now we know you're trolling.

Only retards think pre-rendered trailers are representative of the final game. Period. Go wear a retard cap and shit your pants somewhere else.

Battle Mode in MK8 currently is just normal courses, Battle Mode in MK8 Deluxe is closer to Double Dash's and MK64's with actual arenas

FANBOY! FANBOY! WE'VE GOT A FANBOY HERE?! See? nobody cares.

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Where's all the fanart of the femzora?

Why are people complaining so badly about this? I'll pay a paltry sum for dedicated servers.

It's gonna be something like 15 bucks a month probably. They're doing free online for a while to get people hooked. Just like drug dealers, the first one's free.

that would be alright. but we dont live in an alright world.

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people did it for bloodborne

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The one with a fish for a head looks dumb, but the second one is kinda cute.

the crying is better, I guess they are using dub animoo VAs

The spanish dub is fucking better. Fuck, i might just get the spanish version. shit, i dont know spanish

it's easier than learning japanese
and it's not french so it won't feel like someone is shitting on your tongue

The only problem is ive already have like 6 months of jap. I guess it cant be that hard to learn spanish in 2 months considering i live in socal. i would have to buy a switch and find somewhere that sells the latino version

Do you think it will be possible to just strait up turn the character voices off?

Cutscenes so prob not.

Damn I'm not even going to bother with this game for my WiiU let alone buy an entirely new console for it.

The game looks like it came out on the xbox 360 in 2008

isn't there any way to circumvent the paywall? I haven't owned a console in half a decade, but there must be some way to connect to the service on the console without having to pay.

If there's some way it'd probably involve connecting to custom servers.

Can't we just have a fucking zelda general, there's lots of new shit to talk about.

The game has side quests, although the only one I've seen was an old man asking you about finding and taming a pure white horse for him, pretty standard shit I guess.
You can tame your own horse and different horses are better than other
NPCs will travel around the world
The world itself is teeming with life, and it appears that in general most of the life , enemies, animals, insects and npcs will interact with eachother and the environment around them
You can drop food and animals will react to it
There are at least 3 towns, we've seen a desert one, one with thatched roofing and one with tiled roofing
You can ride more than just horses, one of the other mounts is a Desert Walrus that you ride like water skis
It appears that enemies can ride the other animals too
Death Mountain is a deserted badlands

Im mainly hype because it will be the best tony hawk game weve had in years.

ITT: Nintendrones desperately try to defend this washed-out trainwreck of a game.

i did it, sucky however as im not all good with realistic humanoids and perspective

where's the tits coming out of the shoulder?

You're welcome to try yourself. Hell, you can even give actual advice without the snide passive remarks.

Study anatomy and don't get an attitude till you actually git gud.

that's better.

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underrated post

No really. When somebody calls you shit, take it like a bitch and don't reply.

Niggers like you don`t even learn from history, I am looking for to see your cucks sperging because I called this game shit after release

why though?

Because nobody calls good drawings shit.

Not true. Even when someone gets good at drawing, there's always going to be someone there to talk them down and call them shit. Especially jealous folk that don't like people better than them. Hell, that's what chans specialize in.

Not really. If your anatomy is solid then criticism is factually wrong. Like I said, stop being a bitch.

Also
Lurk more.

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8ch ate my link to

I don't know, I'm really interested in extreme desert walrus skiing, I think it's a Walrus, there's another pic of the one the Gerudo rides and it has massive tusks, and there are some walruses just chilling the middle of a desert in one pic.

I think they meant they aren't looking forward to crying after they realize the game is actually worth playing and they didn't have a system to play it on or a PC strong enough to emulate it.

Naturally I forgot my pic.

PORN WHEN

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If found the best weapon the game has to offer.

every time

It's really not a good idea anymore. It tends to give people the wrong impression even if you aren't intending to mislead anyone.

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It's great.

Sorry I don't believe in a stupid meme where McDonald's tier deception is actually beneficial to the industry.

Holy shit, is that a penis or a South Park character's fucking arm? Also, the face is awfully proportioned where its almost as if someone played pin the tail on the donkey and missed the mark by a significant amount.

Nice flesh orb of a human you have at the bottom right.

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What do you think the chance is of wii u botw being the exact same in terms of content parity? Botw is basically the only thing I can look forward to because splatoon looks bad before you even factor in the paid online.

Just checked the english dub trailer. Damn your right.

Also, how come NONE of them cry hard when Zelda does like in Japanese?

I never thought I'd want dual audio for a fucking ZELDA game.
Though odds are I'll wait a year, get it cheap, crack it, import Japanese games and mod in fan-made translations.

The only thing im worried about is the frame rate on the wii u.