Lookit these Zorans. Makes you almost forget that PAID ONLINE

Sorry I don't believe in a stupid meme where McDonald's tier deception is actually beneficial to the industry.

Holy shit, is that a penis or a South Park character's fucking arm? Also, the face is awfully proportioned where its almost as if someone played pin the tail on the donkey and missed the mark by a significant amount.

Nice flesh orb of a human you have at the bottom right.

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What do you think the chance is of wii u botw being the exact same in terms of content parity? Botw is basically the only thing I can look forward to because splatoon looks bad before you even factor in the paid online.

Just checked the english dub trailer. Damn your right.

Also, how come NONE of them cry hard when Zelda does like in Japanese?

I never thought I'd want dual audio for a fucking ZELDA game.
Though odds are I'll wait a year, get it cheap, crack it, import Japanese games and mod in fan-made translations.

The only thing im worried about is the frame rate on the wii u.