You wake up to find wide-spread riots are being reported on every news station, with political buildings being occupied and red flags being raised.
Suddenly, a uniformed man breaks down your door. He shouts "Comrade, the revolution is here! Show me your CPUSA membership and we can get started!"
What do you say?
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"Long live the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism-Hillaryism!"
"ooga booga where da toothbrushes at?"
Honestly, though, if CPUSA was behind any kind of actual revolutionary activity, I would be genuinely shocked. They would have pulled the biggest ruse of the century.
Is it Commissar Cletus or Commissar Jamal?
"Hi CTR!"
im no burger but hearing cpusa i would say,
FUC OFF, Feds!
"Nice try, O'Brien."
stop cringing
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You seem to misunderstand me. I was saying that "nice try, O'brien" would be my response to the CPUSA telling me that the revolution is here.
"Hillary shills like yourselves will be the first under the guillotine."
"Erm, will you take this copy of the socialist worker?"
I say better dead than red and I blast that mother fucking faggot away with my Colt .45. If anyone wants to come get some let them. I got 6 more people living in the house who know how to handle guns.
And this would never happen because leftyfags disarmed themselves because only racist cops should be the ones who own them.
lol autism
Kek
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I kill him for clearly being a government agent and alert the rest of my revolutionary cell to meet at the preplanned rally point.
You probably think you're too cool for an AR, but you're not. get one…
Can you stop being newfags for once and actually read the stickies? Lurking also helps.
Im not too cool for an AR i just dont have the money, plus that mini-14 uses 5.56 nato anyway
I show him the FBI badge I stole just in case I needed it because it's the exact same thing as a CPUSA membership.
Get started with what?
Dyeing all those "I'm With Her" t-shirts red, comrade.
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naaaa
I would go fight alongside them and create a lolbertarian faction and hopefully we wouldnt get purged
