Shadow the Hedgehog - Sonic the Hedgehog 2006
ITT: Most Stupid Battle Quotes In History
I know that you remembered a game like this.
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(You)
All the this the NPCs say in Dragon's Dogma
Motherfucker
“DOWN YOU GO!”
– Carth, KOTOR
"We're the first ones to pass the shield screen ! It's an amazing achievement !"
- Fencer leader, well after any player ever has beaten him to the punch
PLAYED COLLEGE BALL, YOU KNOW
That phrase makes perfect sense If you take into consideration that Shadow is known as the ultimate life-form of his own dimension
My sides.
That entire scene was gold. you got to hell and you die.
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It was still a retarded thing to say
Leon Belmont - Castlevania Lament of Innocence
Stupid and cheesy.
John Sedgwick, 1864, moments before being shot under the left eye by a Confederate Sniper
>FEMINISM IS AWESOME!
- Battleborn the videogame
METAL BAWKSES
You should hear the Japanese version.
Still tryhard and embarrassing as fuck. Shadow isn't even planet buster level while Solaris is a literal god existing in all periods of time that was raping the fabric of the Sanic universe to death and he thinks there's room to talk shit.
That has to be one of the most hilarious and disgraceful things to say before getting sniped.
No it wasn't, it makes perfect sense in context.
The only remotely passable character there is mushroom wizard.
wasn't that debunked a long time ago because its when he kills a female character?
well, still a bad game though
Gold by virtue of being enthusiastically stupid, don't try to convince yourself otherwise.
Cloud - Final Fantasy VII
It's a retarded line even then. It's not even delivered with the kind of cheesy irony you would deliver a line like that with. He just says it.
It COULD just be a sarcastic remark targeted towards female enemies, but I wouldn't count on it considering the Cuckold King himself wrote the game.
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"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"
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But Louis CK doesn't make games.
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SCHUTZSTAFFEL
He looks like an ayy lmao.
What if the point of the Thule group was to help Hitler get in touch with aliens so that he could get the Germans more living space on some other planet or something?
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