*SNIFF*

*tugs shirt*, and so on and so on.

Ah! But I claim exactly the opposite…

What do I mean by thees?

*sniffs*
Now lishen here
*finishes his seventh can of coca-cola*
Are youu telling me
*tugs at his shirt*
that thish leftisht forum
*snorts a tonne of cocaine*
ish Pure
*laughs at old soviet joke*
Ideology
*refutes buddhism*
and sho on?

I WANT SOME SEX TO RELAX

A reformed Eurocommunist post-Marxist New Leftist Frankfurt School professor and social democrat was teaching a class on Nikita Khrushchev, known revisionist.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Leon Trotsky as the most class conscious revolutionary of all time and accept the Fourth International as the only legitimate representative of the interests of the workers of the world!"

At this moment a brave, revolutionary, unreformed Stalinist NKVD veteran who had an appreciation for socialist realist art and read a chapter of Capital every night before going to sleep stood up and waved the red flag.

"If Trotsky was so great, why wasn't the revolution permanent?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite bourgeoisly and smugly replied, "Because the Soviet Union was a deformed workers state, you idiot gerontocrat!"

"Wrong. Comrade Stalin purged Russia of the kulaks and all enemies of the workers. If your theory of revolution was correct, we would have achieved communism by now."

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of A People's History of the United States. He stormed out of the room crying those social-fascist crocodile tears. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Noam Chomsky, wished he had adopted the policies of the Third Period and become more than an infantile leftist bourgeois stooge. He wished so much that he had not betrayed the revolution, but he himself had sold it out!

The students applauded and all sang the State Anthem of the USSR and accepted Socialism in One Country as the best path forward for proletarian cause. An eagle named "Slavoj Zizek" flew into the room and perched atop a copy of "Pravda" and sniffed snot onto its print. The last sentence of the "The Communist Manifesto" was read several times, and Sergei Eisenstein himself showed up and demonstrated how to roll a baby down the Odessa steps.

The professor lost his tenure and was taken out back and shot the next day. He loved Big Brother.

The student's name? Lavrentiy Beria.

Plastic penis, dildo

DEELDOSCH

11/10

this

I don't give a scheet about u

I hxhate people! I dont care how are you.

...

EVERY TIME

black zizek

Capped.

my gott

*tucks shirt*
Eh

and ees thees not ereally the point of thees thread and so on? *sniff*

source

Chapo Trap House
soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/episode-46-no-cucks-in-a-foxhole-feat-jadomian-10416

Zee titanic *schniff* ish shhimplee ah *tugs shirt* ah shtoree ov ah reech beetch eckshhploiting *tugs shirt while schniffing* a yung working clash man

HOLY FUCKING KEK

the fact that he cant get the 'sch' sound right despite everything else being so spot-on just makes it funnier

is this entire board just a Holla Forums inside joke?

I can only find one or two serious, non-ironic posters on this board according to IPs

We don't have serious things to talk about like pernicious and perverted Pizza Parlour paedophilia.