Why are all the pilots suddenly left handed? They were right handed before

This. Lefties and people who complain about shit like motion sickness and color blindness are literally genetically inferior and remove themselves from the gene pool.

Colorblinds are good at spotting camo and are useful hunters.

Motion sick people though, they are not meant for the coming machine world.

I thought aliens were the real jews?

the worst thing is it's probably on spot that's and i'm left handed.

aliens are good and are trying to help us, it's the Jews that dont want the goyim gaining advanced knowledge so they make anti-Alien films like the war of worlds

polite sage forgot sad my bad i'm drunk

what the fuck

I do agree left handed is weak in general, but being an ambidextrous is pretty good

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It's true. Armies use colorblind people to analyze satellite maps and aerial photos.

user you are drunk, that's not where the sage goes

Aren't they right handed in-game?

It's probably just an image that was reversed.

I'd be worried if Pilots weren't ambidextrous, considering they 'run' on walls to either their left or right.

Shush user. That sounds to logical.

I'm gonna be an ultra degenerate and ask if there's any R34 of this qt right here.

How the hell do you find that attractive, user?

Seconded, my good sir.

i dunno

Lefties are devil spawn.

B-but i love you user

That's not even the female Clang. WTF user.

i am it was a mistake forgibe me

that is a literal robot

Yes and?

just

I only got this

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD LIEUTENANT user, IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH THAT DROID I WILL HAVE TO COURT-MARTIAL'D SO HARD THAT ANY MAN, WOMAN OR CHILD REMOTELY RELATED TO YOU WILL GET THE FIRING SQUAD, DO YOU UNDERSTAND LIEUT ENANT?

Those are nowhere near the same-tier as what he's attracted to, those are basically people playing dress-up while what he posted is only human in the sense that it's bipedal.

Namefagging is never okay, even as a joke. Filtered like the cuckchanner scum you are.

is this game worth 25 bucks from cdkeys?

Yeah., for 25 bucks.

Well the Jesters dont have alot of porn

Garbage.
If I wanted to get lewd with a Titan, I'd want a big hunk of steel fiddling with me, not an oversized chick.

but why

Everyday until you do it
BOW DOWN SUBHUMANS, FOR I AM AMBIDEXTROUS AND THE MASTER RACE

No you are not

no u

because youre lazy and cant do the ms paint

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In place of lewd Titans, how about a lewd Gekko?

Feels fucking horrible, man.

Pick one

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COCKpit

original

Hes Right handed tho

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Fuck, that is seriously feels-inducing.

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Who made that thing?
They should be fired ASAP, a mech should never have feelings for its pilot and it certainly shouldn't be singing.

debatable, but it definitely shouldnt have a penis

Nice thumbnail queer

You dumbass, now you made the original titanfall 1 pilot left handed!

It's a rescale, not a thumbnail.
I just copied it off of Jewgle Images.

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Should I buy the game? I need a shooter.

It's fast and crazy. Kind of reminds me of quake live, except the mobility isn't rocket and strafe jump based.

Sadly then the titans start appearing and thenit gets more boring and slow. Luckily you can fight them on foot.

fuck

>>>/gaia/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/9gag/

If you are left handed I hope you enjoy digging your children's grave with that hand because your bloodline is weak and you will not survive the race war.

It's a good shooter, but it exacerbates one of my least favorite problems with shooters in that any weapon that isn't fully automatic is functionally useless. Sure, the main sniper rifle will let you get a couple cool shots off on dudes pretty far away, and the shotguns are cool for running up on a dude and blowing his head off, but pound for pound, the guy with the assault rifle/ smg/ lmg is going to be doing most of the fucking and if you've not got one of those guns it may very well be your ass he fucks.
But those guns are really fun to use so it's basically fine. Buy the game, on console if you can because fuck Origin.

Those thighs may be metal, and she may have no face, but holy fuck. And there will never be any porn ever unless an user draws it because I couldn't even find a picture of a female stim pilot to attach to this post.

It's set 10 years in the future, people who are left handed have an average life expectancy 10 years higher then right handers so all the right makes right idiots are dead. That's just science dude.

My man question today is; what drives a man to have sex with a robot?

They die younger actually

Being a poor, lonely loser?

I would consider sex with a robot only if it is sentient. Otherwise I may as well just jerk off anyway. But I'm a simple man who longs for procreation with quality genetic stock, not putting my dick in holes.

some people find power cables attractive

Agreed, it's why VR will continue to be shit for coddling those baby dick faggots.

Yea, there are actual advantages to being colour-blind. Small differences in shading is easier to see, thus making it possible pinpoint specific objects out of cluttered scenes, for example.

As someone who is color blind, I call bullshit.

Maybe you're color blind and your eyes suck dick thanks to chink in your genes or something

Oh yeah, don't most of you chink/happas have a lot of eye problems? There seems to be tons of you who wear glasses. Oh and let's not forget most of you guys don't like milk either.

why would you need milk when everyone in east asia does this

Statistically they are also most likely to be homosexuals from the white genes in them

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It'd be the nip in my genes instead. Also I drink milk (almost) every day.

Those tits look fake.