New Years Shitpost Sticky

Ok what did mark do?

Sony has done some pretty shady stuff that would make Nintendos shitty C&D team blush

BAD DOG

Remember to take your yearly doses. Don't go full 2016 out there.

posting before this thread gets too damn big to follow

gonna dress up nice to go out tonight and stand in the corner for a few hours wish me luck

gas the umarus
goblin war now

he shitposted the previous one like the autismal tard he is

Ask me anything

Chic fil A is the shit

You guys ready for another
YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP
? We got DX11 for Christmas.

Why not stay at home playing video games or shitposting on Holla Forums if it's just to stand in a corner?

Will I be in school next month?

nice theres a sticky

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Will we get medabots one day?

Where is the purple doc?

Fire Cock year best year?

Should I buy a new computer?

Wait seriously?

Can I fuck a bear?

because my normalfag friends wanna hang out and sometimes if i drink enough i have fun going out

also my computer keeps overheating when i play the games i wanna play right now

Should I buy a PS4?

thanks doc

Am I going to get a waifu?

That's nice, maybe you'll get a game worth playing next Christmas.

Will we get to have medabots one day?

FUCK OFF

What a strange year. It's been full of some of the highest ups I've ever had and some of the lowest downs as well. Still, I think I enjoyed it all the same. Hopefully 2017 can live up to it.

You can't tell me what to do you fat faggot.

DELETE RABBIT RABBIT THREADS
DELETE RABBIT RABBIT THREADS
DELETE RABBIT RABBIT THREADS

cunnylingus.

Will 2017 be a good year?

Will I ever find love?

I had a great time this year playing monster hunter and talking about thicc girls with you. You are all cuties and i love you.

can we kill waifu wedsday first?

Should I follow my dreams?

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STICKY RABBIT RABBIT THREADS

Should I follow my dreams?

I got a better idea

LETS KILL THE VIDEO GAME THREADS

Will I roll a 9?

webm threads first
If I had a dollar for the average amount of vidya related webms per webm thread I'd have no dollars.

KILL WAIFU THREADS AND RABBIT THREADS

>either Trump wants to be my waifu, he's indirectly saying Yes, or he's fucking with me
Help

=KILL EVERYTHING=

we already did

What video game threads? I don't remember seeing those around here. :^)

OWN IT ALL Holla Forums

YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

Learn to hide threads. There's literally only one of each of those allowed at one time, just hide them.

Israel or America first Mr trump? I've been hearing disturbing things.

EVERYTHING IN SIGHT

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Learn to hide posts
:^)

That's what we tell them, but it's not enough for them.

It means you can choose a waifu at will. Walk up to her, tell her you are the new boss and watch her panties melt.

God Eater > Monster Hunter
Splinter Cell > Metal Gear
DKC2 > Yoshi's Island
Deus Ex > Thief 2

hey mark is harmony happening on feb 27th or 28th ?

WELCOME THE NEW CURRENT YEAR, MARK'S STILL A KIKE

Will I finally die this year??\

Will Holla Forums survive 2017?

you tell us satan

That was a close one, Satan.

Fuck it, lets just kill all threads on Holla Forums. It's not like most of you want to talk about anything anyway.

That's a pretty disturbing rhetorical question Satan.

Damn.

DELETE THIS

dunno, I'll have to send an email or something. try asking on /sudo/ as well.

thanks satan

THE JEWS DID 9/11

I DID 9/11

I AM THE JEWS

You've saved us all, satan

step it up burgers

Abso-fuckin-lutely so.

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NEW BO WHEN??????

BEHOLD THE NEW BOARD OWNER OF Holla Forums

First new year eve alone. Is this how it beings?

This is the only correct one. Everything is else is bullshit.
I would know because I'm actually a moth.

Happy New Year from Europoor Burgers

I love you to, no homo :^)

yeh.

fcuk you mark
>>>/vcollins/

Someone please stroke my butt and tell it everything will be daijoubu.

get used to it, loser it gets not better

Aha…
Since it didn't take off in the LOL thread, let's make a new vidya R34 roll. Post a character you want with their image and name.
THEYHAVE TO ORIGINATE FROM VIDYA. THAT MEANS NO DONALD TRUMP, KIRINO KOUSAKA, SEAN MURRAY, OR TODD HOWARD

You sound a bit butthurt

Most likely, Mr. Satan.

Maybe this year I'll finally have the courage to end it all. Wish me luck anons!

*unzips dick*
everything will be daijobu user-kun

Stop getting dicks in your butt and ripping it apart and the hemmoroids wouldnt be there you homogay.

5 hours left to find out.

pleb

No user, I am all alone.

Millia Rage

you faggots want to play anything?

FELIZ AÑO NUEVO! ANONS!

You sure fam?

Look at this faggot.
Try 23.

REJOICE, ECO SINNERS!
But stop poluting the earth.

I think it would be better to make a dedotated thread for this.

i'd rather just stare at the 100 games i own and feel miscontent tbh

Do you suck dicks?

I'll try to help this thread as I did the other one

WHAT VIDYA ARE YOU FAGGOT NIGGERS PLAYING FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE?

I'm thinking about starting TiTS

You dont actually masturbate to those things getting fucked do you?

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Only if it saves the planet!

Will I get laid in 2017?

True…

Umaru Season 2 when?

I'm not telling you my secrets, skellington.

Happy new year, guys.

Let's go, 2017.

is this a shitpost?

Will video games be better this year?

Rattle my bones!

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impressive

horsefucker go and stay go

well it certainly is shitty

Happy new years you fuck nuggets.

Welp.

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Absolutely. We got big things planned.

F U C K ♂ Y O U

thanks. and this?

GREETINGS

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HAPPY NEW CURRENT YEAR +2 FAGGOTS

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NO

REVVY DE DOS MANOS

WEW

I'd settle for curious, but only if you dress up as best girl.

DANCU

Thats a lot of 8's

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YEAR OF THE PHOENIXXXXXXXXXXX

Tell us about the mountains we could climb, Todd

I picked up a copy of disciples 2 gold. Is it any good?

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yeah? well?

CHECK THIS OUT!

PHOENNIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXSSX

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Will I get a gf this year?

EYE. Gotta start a new cycle of the calender with a new cycle of GCTG222ing everything. There's a skeleton that tells you to kill people in one part.
I might play some Sven Coop later when I git gud

Klonoa :^)

They're going to be volumetric. And this time were going to have radiant based conversations. It's going to be incredibly immersive. Were going to make tamriel great again.

You'd think I was a shitty AAA title

NO

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Thats what you get for mixing purple horses with blue horses. Miscgenation is a sin, you degenerate.

Look at my repeating numbers instead.

Is it gay to like feminine penises?

T-thanks Donald.

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Ciel

You mean YES right?

Add yer R34 characters here

Theres your answer faggot

No.

So, Holla Forums and Holla Forums are now below the 2500 active users, how long til we all dissappear.
you planning to ride til the end?

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No thanks fam, I dont wanna catch hemmoroids. Just go to /a/ or /cuteboys/. You'll find one quick enough.

what repeating numbers?

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT FORCES YOU'RE PLAYING WITH?

Source you faggot

nice quads

RIP 3PAC son

Same as last year, Miss Holla Forums?
Same as every year, James.

8888

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Will we all die in 2017?

those are some fucking nice dubs.

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Nice

I do user

M
E
T
A
CIRCLEJERKING

Is (you) a faggot?

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Will communism die?

Thanks.

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Does this mean we're immortal now?

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Will I die in 2017?

you monster

WW3 it is I guess. Gotta get rid of us to make room for achmed and his brother after all.

n i c e

"shitposting" is a 4chan meme.

but it was "never" user

We immortal, boys

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No it's an iFunny meme

It's a reddit meme

Good, the cancer is dying

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!

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Doesn't that mean that at least one of us won't die?

Memes are censored on Reddit, it's a YTMND meme

KIKE SAYS NO TO DEDICATED THREAD, SO LETS CONTINUE! POST MORE

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For a year

Should I watch The Ninth Gate?

that's when you double down, user
don't give in like some pussy

Segata Sanshiro

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Thank you for reminding me I have that shit on my phone. It's degenerate as hell, but why not

Forgot, Adversary

But double dubs makes us the boss twice. And theres nothing anons love more than telling others to kill themselves.

What isnt censored on reddit?

Being a good goy.

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GIVE ME YOUR COMFIEST GAME OR MOLYNEUX IMPREGNATES THE GIRL

Shit forgot name, Garrosh Hellscream

Yandere-chan

i want to slap limes ass and bite pips titty

Heroes of Might and Magic 3.

Neptune

Jen from Primal

>>>/out/

Should I dude weed lmao

even worse than Orc Jesus and that in itself is an achievement

impressive

Shantae

I'm not sure what's worse

checked
I prefer generic orcs to all else, as its easier for me to self-insert myself as their slave in whatever fashion I wish that way . Garrosh was the first orc which came to my mind though.

Well as boss I declare that dude weed lmao

will I get a gf this year?

Cant handle elves huh?

Its the first new years eve that I am alone. 6:45 pm and Im a tad drunk, is this what being old and out of it fells like?

Fuck you, Warcraft 3 was pretty good.

2017 is sweeping the globe, so I ask of you: Where the hell is Dino Time?

also should I drive out to the countryside and shoot guns in the air when the ball drops?

Wew lad

A Vortigaunt

Sounds dull.

Dwarf Fortress

Didnt they kill off thrall or something and make slyvanas queen of the horde and varians girlfriend or something?

Go home trudeau.

Will the schools and nigger crisis be fixed?

you have us you dumb nigger

Year of the fire cock confirmed

Keep 'em coming

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I dont know if I can go twice, but if possible, IQ?

Sure.

This better be up to date user.

Peach

Alicia from Valkyria Chronicles

wander

I'm looking to troll neogaf and I need your help. As you well know they tend to get oversensitive and as your luck would have it I'm in a position to cause complete devastation and grant you over 9000 epic lol-lie-pops. (I have an account with over 4 thousand karma coins)

Should I post a pic that says Macintosh computers are silly (with a picture of James Macintosh shoop'de'doo-doo'd (kekeke)) or tell them that Mountain Dew Code Gas is the worst of all the flavors?

I know it's a bit harsh, but it's new years and I'm feeling spicy. Thanks Holla Forums!!

ps-user delivrars

if you leave this to us this chart is going to be really gay
have a Mikleo

will we have another game with highly educated chill lesser giants by 2017 (cause Tera a shit)?

Heh, thanks, she deserves a spot.

PHP Pro
Someone post the webm, I forgot to save it last time it was posted

add these two

Just say Hillary deserved to lose for what she did to sanders. It'll splinter the community.

Ellins >>>every other race

>>>/tuba/

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i don't know what is this for but

PHOENIX

that look slike a guy looking up, with a bottom vbiew of his chin with glasses on.
He also has pecs ofc.

Lara Croft

What are you playing?

Have a cucco

Should I ask for a raise in January?

I smell promotions

Tsk tsk.

If you want to divide and conquer neogaf you need to become them but many many times worse. You need to become shillest shills of the shills. Literally liberal on steroids. If they say immigration is good you say we need to kill old and homeless people and give them their homes. If they say femenism rules you say all men should be castrated. If they say diversity is our strenght you say all white people need to die becasue they are all racists.

See where im going with this? I have 35 falseflag youtube accounts. I will upvote my most liberal comment to +50 likes and then just watch how liberal eat themselves.

Works every time.

VIDYA ONLY FAGS

DO IT

Vidya characters you have to masturbate to

Bowser?

Will I work at gamefreak within 10 years?

Post image of him

Dunban: 19
Dante: 20

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Kokonoe

Arcade Gannon and Boone

Fallout 4

hibikiii

oh… sorry

have a phoenix for your troubles

Hate to bring patrician taste into this yard sale, but here ya go

Kaine

Banana Man

God Emperor, will shilery go to jail?

LEGENDS NEVER DIE

The mannequin from SH2

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Death sentence it is. Nice.

Is there a single goddamn thing you don't fuck up, Mark?

posting an epic meme

happy new years mod team :)
- mag

Chun Li

WILL 2017 BE A GOOD YEAR?

IT'S TWENNY SEVENTEEN
Will John Oliver kill himself now?

You got the answer.

Larry

Samus from Metroid

Link.

Gwyndolin

Luigi.

I just skyped my parents and grandparents, who are in Florida while Im plowing snow and freezing my ass in southeastern canada, fuck family

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That's what you get for living in halifax.

It's video games I swear

I actually live in froglang but hey its the best province in the 2nd best country in the world, whats not to love

Bowser

Get the Heft. DO IT, RIGHT NOW.

I guess.

Deuce

ALL THE BEST, YOU GLORIOUS FAGGOTS

I want bowser to top me

Medusa christmas mode

Did robotnik install a fleshlight in Metal Sonic's crotch?

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Why dont you feel the dubs spots?

akira kazama from rival schols

They'll come later.

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Let's see your best Audiosurf (shut up) new years tracks

This list is so fucking gay

Not even close.
You spelled Alberta wrong there fam.

Gwyn, so he can bully gwyndolin.

I feel em alright

Awirte

Who is this sperm golem

Oops, forgot to attach pic. Gwyn.

fuck

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My African accomplice

grow balls

are you fucking kidding, m8

you're forgiven for getting on the cursed portal attempt

You get used to it, don't worry.

Fuck it, Frank Horrigan too.

good taste

Piranha Plant

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Caveria

Yes, I got it. I guess I was being ironic, if thats the appropiate word.

King Harkinian

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BloodRayne

So Anons, 2016: Best Year or Worst Year? In vidya or otherwise.

Katia Managan

>i was merely being ironic pretending
really nigga?

But how can he tell a comment is negative without reading it? Is that his tard power?

Helena

Myron from Fallout 2

imgur.com/gallery/kQOAM

Anyone wants to annoy people? because my comments arent passing through.

Zero

Lavitz from Dragoon.

Worst in Vidya, best in rest.

Manah
Loli form only

A hammer haunt.

Dubs and it all collapses this year.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK U NIGGA SHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIT NIGGER I FUCK U UP N SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIT

HAPPY NEW YEARS FAGGOTS. WE MADE IT.

anyone else hear gunshots in their neighborhood

It's been 2017 in most of the world for a good 5+ hours now.

You've never been around fire works user.

Shut up Euro nigger faggot.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR MOTHERFUCKERS

I'm from New Zealand you fucking plonker.

rolling

happy new year you fuckbois, here's to an even more hectic current year

why didn't you say so

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2017*

*Only on Playstation

Hnnnnggggg. Jesus have mercy on my dick.

You fucked up, lad.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR FAGGOTS
GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN

I have no idea what the fuck is happening in this thread

HAPPY NEW YEAR Holla Forums

I've got 8 empty beer bottles lined up next to one monitor and I'm spending the new year with Holla Forums. Existence is suffering

SHEEEIT NIGGA YOU AIN'T EVEN THE MUHFUGGIN NIGGEST EVEN MY REDTEXT IS BLACK NIGGA FUCK YO BITCH ASS MUP DADO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIX NOOD

Happy new years now that the good ol USA is now celebrating it, NOW its officially 2017

roll for waifus, it's not that complicated.

Someone post porn, I need something to fap at

lets make things even more depressing

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Happy new yor u fuckbois!!!!

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I still got a couple hours to kill, give some shop ideas.

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rolland

Getting shit faced in the Houston ghetto how's yalls going?

user, one day you're going to look back and miss these halcyon days on Holla Forums. You hate it now, but you'll eventually wish you were here forever. It'll all be gone, someday.

If any of you are on the road tonight, drink responsibly and take your meds.

AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY HOL UP FUK U NIGGA SHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEITTT *unzips dick* U WANT DIS BLACK ASS DICK YO ASS WHITE BOI SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT I FUCK U UP RAW NIGGA

what would you rather be doing? getting a piece of ass? going out with friends? REEEEEEEEE normalfagS GET OUT

Fuck yeah!

oh right, n o r m i e s is wordfiltered. touche.

Why do I even bother

Kinda drunk, all Ok. Hopefully my brother leaves soon so I can drink a lil bit more, fap and sleep

roolin

Sitting at my computer on Holla Forums listening to embed related.

It's 6am here and I'm still shitposting here instead of sleeping. I'm having fun.

I hope one of those girls looks over at your phone and tells everyone about the faggot taking anonymous losers on the internet

Happy new year, anons.

Don't take my post to mean I don't appreciate this shithole and you glorious faggots that inhabit it

I wish asian women in porn didn't ruin their beautiful faces by scrunching it up when they get fucked and screeching like tortured 8 year olds

My nigger

This shits so fucking gay

i live in a nigger invested city thats all they do on new years.

Happy current year Holla Forums!

why would you do that to yourself user.

HAPPY NEW YEAR FAGGOTS

Just say normalfag you /r9k/reddit9gag motherfucker.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!

write about it on your tumblr, faggot.

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Some people fire off guns on new years to celebrate. Others use the sound of all the fireworks to mask the sound of their gun while committing a crime.

I can only hope

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OK edge lord

Nice dubs fag

Suck my dick, bitch.

Good shit, on the last track right now, so I will listen to Persistence of Time.

You have good taste too.

You guys along with that other guy I cannot be bothered to quote are late.

This. Normalfags prefer to say n o r m i e s because normalfags find words like 'fag' offensive.

And get shot by some niggers like this user?>>11601408
I'll stick to the vodka and shit posting thank you

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Its dead jim. (^:
;_;

This is a furry con staple

Really wish I could do that got dragged out by my friend to "socialize" me

You don't have a dick, you shemale faggot. Go suck on a soy latte while your nigger owner pounds your ass.

why thank you

mark pls sit on my face

WHO STILL 2016 HERE?

C'mon bruh, where's the sauce? Are these even actual porn scenes?

Bet he "socialized" you all night. fag

Get with the times gramps.

2016 was a good year

Happy new year!

It's also a pretty catchy jam

Wait I don't get it, did you get cockblocked or do you wish you could fuck one of your friends?

nice singles normalfag

Sound of White Noise is also good. Different singer and it's slightly grungier, but it's arguably the last classic Anthrax album.

We're CY+2 now, the worst goy year

Song would be legitimately good if not for the furshit.

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Brock is my fucking life

Fuck's sake. Let's hope that 10 years was the max this bullshit can go on without being stopped.

No every one here is taken sadly. It's just my friend told me I need to get out

Man… I feel old

Only 11:28 here. Goodbye 2016, you will be missed.

Ouch.
Sorry to hear that comrade.

Tell your dad he's a failure for raising such a limp-dicked cumslurper of a son. Spare yourself the embarrassment and stop posting.

post more thrash metal faggots

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Soon.

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Hell yeah.

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pretty great animation, but furries should be burned at the stake.

2017 might be too hard for you, son. I suggest (you) quit while you're ahead and eat some lead aspirin. You'll feel better, and you'll make this board a better place at the same time.

More like 2 and half. Wait until September for the 3 year anniversary, then we'll really feel old.

MUSIC TIME

STOP SHITPOSTING POST SOME CELEBRATION MUSIC, YOU NIGGERS

POUR OUT SOME WHISKEY, SOME VODKA, SOME BEER IF YOU'RE A QUEER, WHATEVER YOU HAVE LYING AROUND, AND LET'S HAVE A GRAND OLD TIME

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Some of you guys are alright
Don't go to next year tomorrow

If you like Slayer, you will like these guys because they're basically Greek Slayer.

Thrash metal can be celebration music.

The joke is supposed to be "don't go to the current year tomorrow"

Fuck you, brock. You've been a kissless virgin since 1995, you queer. Also, you're the shittiest gym leader. Who the fuck only has two rock types?

Stop it

You say that like it's a bad thing.

oops forgot album

yes.

What a time

What are your new [CURRENT NEW YEAR]'s resolutions?

We haven't even begun.

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>keeps telling himself that whenever someone calls him out on his rampant faggotry they are the ones crying
You don't get to tell anyone anything, you pathetic waste of oxygen. You should have done us all a favor and stayed in 2016.

Yup that's it for tonight. Looks like the new year is nothing better. I'll see you niggers tomorrow.

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It is for liberals and sjws.

4 MORE YEARS OF GOOD KEKS TO BE HAD.

I CANT WAIT FOR MORE HAPPENINGS IN 2017!!

HAPPY NEW YEARS YOU BUNCHA FAGGOTS

Not as good as power metal, fuckstick.

Woah.

why dont you just rub your sausage on my face honestly

oh Steven universe I fucking hate that I liked this show because it started off decent but it just gets worse and fucking worse as it goes on. i know that i'm only going to be disappointed if i keep watching

I think maybe you're just a little cranky cause you're not getting your daily dose of semen, princess. Maybe you should shut your faggot mouth with a healthy dose of your preferred meatstick and call it a day, hmm?

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it's great isn't it?

r u a grill??????

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Go be gay somewhere else. :^)

My nigger.

The only thing you're showing everyone here is your undying lust for dick.

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Ney

2017: The year of the Fire Cock in Chinese zodiac.

2016 was just the warm up. We're gonna see some cool shit this year.

MAY OUR MEMES AND DREAMS COME TRUE THIS YEAR

You mean 21st?

she is top qt and legal in a few weeks :^)

Yeah okay bud, you can keep her.

DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS!

thanks

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(checked)

says the cock mongling, semen filled, quivering bafoon

Brock, you should have an embolism

Not into scat.

Stop lying, we can all see the music you're posting.

Just do it now you fucking pussy.

Youre all faggotddss

(also checked)

Kiss me user, I want to feel your warm lips. Make me whole and tear the sorrow out of my black bleeding heart. Let the wings of solace grow on my fragile body to fly in the brutal, savage sky.

HAVE A GOOD NEW YEAR, ANONS

What do we do now, anons?

Drink and cuddle

suck dicks like always

you wound me.

When is the last time you sucked dick?

I don't suck and tell user :^)

thanks, doc

Sucking dicks is gay. Holding hands is what all the pure anons do.

Greentext it please.

Unless you only suck feminine dicks.

and so we enter the third year of current

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Is your dick feminine? Post it.

There are no feminine dicks, only feminine hands. Hand holding is the purest form of love between people of all genders and sexual fetishes.

I have very small hands, they would make your cock look huuge!!!

Shhhh!
Quiet down!
Aniki is sleeping!

That song alone redeems you. Not just because it's Dropkick Murphys, but because it's that one particular song.

TAKE YOUR FUCKING DEGENERATE FETISH ELSEWHERE FAGGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hands>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cocks. Cocks are dirty and hand holding is pure.

Anons. It is almost the end of Current Year+1. I have not fulfilled my new year's resolution, namely to DL an ISO of FF7, which I have only ever heard praise of. I have 46 minutes left in my time zone. Pls gib sauce.

DO NOT LISTEN TO ITS LIES

why sumo torrents of course

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What kinda sauce?~

Why does every Holla Forums thread always have to devolve into dicks and other gay shit?

If you could hold hands with any person, real or not, who would it be?

You must be new here.

You're new, aren't you?

World peace could be achieved with handholding due to it's extreme purity. Handholding is an expression of the purist love. It's the Platonic form of love.

Ah the first dose of the new year!

Everyone in the world. I want to spread the pure love of handholding to everyone.

Because we're fucking horny.

Thanks Doc

Same as every year put one foot in front of the other and keep walking

Your trips will not fool me sicko, hand holding is for perverts. I bet you hug and head pat people too faggot.

See

That's just getting gay.

I'm reporting you to the feds.

ok anons don't lie, would you fuck Milo Yinnapolus?

If repeating integers next year will be the best year for vidya ever.

reroll

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If dubs, is going to be the worst

My New Years resolution is to hug and head pat every single person on the planet. The only thing I want is for everyone to feel love.

LOVE CONQUERS ALL

That AIDS ridden faggot doesn't even hold hands. Don't trust him, he's a prideful reprobate.

STOP IT

my new years resolution is to get a gf who likes vidya and memes

Holla Forums might be gay as shit but it isn't aut-right
also no, niggercocks = AIDS

Finger my brainhole user-chan!!!~~~

emuparadise you fucking faget.
now speedrun it before the year ends. if you start your run before midnight it counts.

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If any kind of repeating goes on in my digits P5 gets censored and we all learn Japanese together

ur missin out so hard

I'LL NEVER STOP UNTIL EVERYONE FEELS MY LOVE!
I'M DRUNK AS HELL AND I LOVE EVERYONE!

*headpats user*

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Should I fuck my trap friend?

Even with all the make up he still looks like a dude

holy shit no get that faggot some help

You should hold his hand and pat him on the head. Dicks are gay.

Happy New Year from Canuckistan, only 2 more years of Cuckdeau to go.

STOP

BEING

LEWD

No, and you should stop using orbot too.
Get a good VPN or git tracked.

This. even real girls with that style of eyeliner are mental.

YOU CAN'T LEARN JAPANESE

you know i used to feel pretty low about my looks but after seeing that thing i feel a lot better
thanks for hte confidence boost

yw

Sure thing.

NEW Holla Forums SINGS IS UP!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, FAGGOTS.

Holy shit that looks like my retarded half-beaner ex.
AVOID THE GROID

Is the pussy game worth the prison ass game?

WEW

What is it with you and "girls" that look like they have fetal alcohol syndrome?

Boypussy, and I don't know. I'll see, he has a boyfriend who is an ex-drug addict, but I'm sure I can cuck him easy

2 years too many.

We live in a backwards world where hand holding, headpats and hugs are considered lewd, but I don't care. If loving other people and protecting their smile is wrong, then this world must be destroyed!
I WILL PROTECT user'S SMILE!

YOU CAN LEARN JAPANESE IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!
I BELIEVE IN YOU user!
You should hold her hand and pat her on the head.

Get standards nigger.

That's exactly why I'm asking, if it's someone with actual good facial features, then I don't have to ask you guys for approval. So I'm being careful really.

user, we all know that the canadian economy will just fix itself.
It just werks.

Literally do not put your dick in any of these creatures Jesus Christ what's with men not caring about what you stick your most prized possession inside of?

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High Test, you just want ass user.

I say just jerk off to anime and not do something that could give you HIV.

It's not even the face man, it's the mental health

It looks like he borrowed his chin from Robbie Rotten.

That's already what it is.
Have you not been on Holla Forums, Holla Forums, Holla Forums, Holla Forums, Holla Forums or any other fucking board?

It's called a kill switch.

Would you?

So we are just ignoring his age now or…

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But you don't want lumps on your Larry now do u

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The other guy isn't a tranny, just a cute boy.
The cute boy is the one dating the ex-druggie.
You're probably right though, guy is most likely crazy.
Why is it always the crazy ones that get me off the hardest?

How far are you? I think it's only gotten better over time… Steven becomes more mature, stakes get higher, music gets better, etc.

That isn't a human, it's garbage. If he was talking about a decent human being and not some defect it would be worth stopping him. All I'm trying to do is stopping user from ruining his own life. The things he posted won't be able to be saved seeing how far they went.

I used to have that problem and then I learned I was just sadistic and they were usually down to enable that.
So he is just a cross dresser? or were you posting pics of the tranny?
would you fug Hillary? I would in full brownshirt regalia

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They're both crossdressers, but the second guy is cuter imo.
There's this third guy I really wanna rail, but he's across the globe so that's a bust. Thank you for the advice by the way, it helps.

woah hey guys
welcome to 2017

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byes

One more hour. I'm from commiefornia, to no one's surprise.

Just from the point of view of trying to help that user, going to jail and ending in the sex offender list is also kinda relevant

May I suggest moving to canada?

TFW also West coast
I hate Portland so much

True, but I've seen greentexts of anons fucking guys under 18. Always saw it as super hot but then I realize the could be making shit up on the spot.

Here's to another happy year to share with my daughteru. Happy new year, everyone!

WOAH

Let's be honest, he is just baiting anons with his gay shit. To take it seriously doesn't really make sense.

Disgusting.

I know, I'm terrible. I've only had (successful) sex once.

I'm not baiting

I was thinking that until he posted his location, now sounds kinda possible

I sound like 4 AM cancer.

You sound like vola cancer. Even worse tbh.

did that guy in a "long distance relationship" with ritsu finally end his life?
I was away for a few months

Yeah you are.

That's how you know he is baiting. It's too easy to say "I'm gay and in california." Unless the user can provide proof I don't see how he isn't just taking us for a ride.

Oh no i'v watched the whole thing but shit like the mystery girl pissed me off. Like first pearl only goes after her for her looks (like come the fuck on). Second pearl only just made up with Greg, do the writers really thing giving pearl a surrogate Rose is a good idea.
The filler episodes are getting on my nerves too like did we really need to know about onion's friends and fucking Mr frowny are they seriously going to be important to the plot.
Yellow diamond was shown a year ago and never again. Smokey quarts was just shit. I can go on but i feel like i'm not going to be satisfied when they start answering questions.

Now that I thought about nazis I just had to lurk Holla Forums and see their new years thread.
Fucking hilarious, they are trying to use dubs to predict which city will get the 'ol towelhead treatment.
>>>Holla Forums8635935

I am probably not your best bet for advice on this since I'd advocate for screwing stable individuals of your own agegroup as opposed to trannys and underageb&.

No shit they are making it up. I got a lot of pussy(actual pussy not boipussy) when I was underage and it's shit tbh. Buttsex is especially bad since they always jerk around and shit and it's not even in a way that's like painful but sexy it's just annoying as all fuck.
After my third time fucking I started going for older women and now that I am older and all the older women are post-wall skanks I've just gone full-on eroge celibacy mode. I've also developed some fucked up weeb tendencies

kek you aren't nearly as bad. those guys are fagged the fuck out to the max

TRUMP 2017?
TRUMP 2017?
TRUMP 2017?
TRUMP 2017?
TRUMP 2017?
TRUMP 2017?
TRUMP 2017?
TRUMP 2017?

(shameless self-check)
let's hope so, God bless Trump, hope he lives to be 100 years old

What would be good enough proof?

What's vola?

I don't know, I don't lurk. I hope so.

Fuck it. I'll take your advice, dodged a bullet there! Thank you user! I owe you one!

He's definitely in unless Obama's little stunt with Russia gets us all killed.
>tfw got my toes mutilated and can't be drafted as a result

Nobody wants a used Weiner in their bun it makes them feel like they won't be appreciated as much or they have to compete to be better than the ones before them
Only have sex with people you want to marry do not use people as people have emotions and fear of being used and left thank you

That's a big problem with anal

It's pretty easy to avoid the shit, user.

GUYS I HAVE LESS THAN ONE HOUR LEFT WHAT DO I DO?

Does well lubed vaginal beat well lubed anal?

Do us, all of us.
Go crazy. You will never repeat it.

Wait, that shit part was actually literal?

I have never done that :DDDDDDDD

Since it's New Year's Eve, come on over to (what is usually) the 4 AM thread's comfy cytube channel. Music until 4 AM (EST), then it's whatever ;3

cytu.be/r/Ultimate_4AM_2_Turbo_Edition

Jesus, no wonder you've had uncomfortable sex.

oh no, I was just talking figuratively. I have only done anal a few times and made sure she cleaned out before going in.

Maybe it wouldn't be comfortable for you :^)

The first (and only time) I've gotten fucked was pretty nice! It slid in just fine.
Hmmmmm.

So your only time was as a bottom? You are a fucking Holla Forumsirgin then

i've never even held a girls hand and I kind of want to kill myself lmao that changes this year (yeah right)

Yeah, I am, honestly.

Don't. You go back right to phase one after sex, I cried so fucking hard because I didn't even know the guy and wanted to spend some more time with him.
I wasted my butt virginity on some fucker from craigslist. Granted, he was cute, but I haven't seen him since.

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Who is this semen demon?

22

checked

444

Basically this. Learn to eliminate want from your life instead of lusting for sex. Going running helps.
I decided I am going to try and run ten miles every day before even touching vidyas but know it won't last because Last Guardian is coming in the mail and I heard the thing acts like a cat and has a headpat feature.

Maybe because he had a small dick?

the king of the shills.

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Good year incoming.

Nice

s-should I try and get into speedrunning?

He was about 6 inches though, he was fine.
And god fucking damn. I can't even run a solid mile anymore. I gotta git good.

(checked)
do it user do it you nigger

Why not?

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Nigger I can tell by that claim you've never ran a day in your life, because that's decathlete territory and I guarantee you're going to pass out and/or die. Start out doing 2 or 3 miles a day and build on that.

Happy new years almost 4 hours mate from Eastern Canada

t.Uncle Teagan

DUBS TWICE IN A ROW DO IT NIGGER

I started jogging every day (literally every day), and I was only able to work my way up to 5 miles without stops after about 3 months.

10 miles every day is the kind of shit that will cause you to quit day one. Start with something much smaller.

I can't either really, I have insane endurance though when I go at a slower pace. I think I just have good lungs

I don't mean intense running, and I am really fit, I usually swim two miles(8x400, so two miles give or take a few feet) two times a week but I think going running will be better for my legs and plus it's winter and the pools are starting to close.

He does make it sound really degenerate kek. I got the idea from getting super autistic about the time trial mode in sonic robo blast 2 when I figured out how to time some of the jumps to hit enemies and get longer jumps and I was having a lot of fun.

And I for sure will start with smaller increments and increase those increments daily.

LOL its all about gettin big and dying of a heart attack by 50 you little pussies

So instead you're going to just waste time walking/running/jogging for 10 miles.

Like I said, start out small, maybe a 5K and work your way up.

Is Private Internet Access any good?

yfw it's not 2016 anymore

Somewhere between jogging and actual running, and yeah that would be a good plan to go with.

kek fuck no.
go with something from privacytools.io and don't use PIA.

Happy new years faggots, hope you have a good one
I'm gonna try to make this a good year so
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
SHOO BASE GOBLIN
FUWA BEST GIRL
SMASH 'EM, HULKSTER
How are you anons gonna make sure it's a good year?

There was once a Master Programmer who wrote unstructured programs.
A novice programmer, seeking to imitate him, also began to write unstructured programs.
When the novice asked the master to evaluate his progress, the Master criticized him for writing unstructured programs.
"What is appropriate for the Master is not appropriate for the novice. You must understand Tao before transcending structure."

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Its 2017 and Asuka is still best girl

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WEST COAST NEW YEARS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Happy new year from commiefornia :DDDDDDD

NY actually

really? she's cute and stuff, but I just want to make Asuka's painful memories go away.

kill yourself asuka fag

Best girl 22 years running

pick a noun, and then a random couple of letters that seem like they're an acronym for something
VirginDT or something

how rude

Yep, hopefully 4.0 comes out before I die and my waifu wins the shinjibowl again, besides reifag tears would be sweet for that.

BOOK 9

Epilogue

Thus spoke the Master:

"Time for you to sleep."

HAPPY NEW YEARS FROM ELON MUSK
KEEP GAMING AND YOU CAN BE LIKE ME
JUST GET LUCKY
YOU CAN MARRY THE SAME WOMAN TWICE
YOU CAN WANT TO GO TO MARS
JUST KEEP DOWN THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW
RIGHT DOWN THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW BOYS
WE WILL GET TO MARS
WE WILL BUILD A SPACE ELEVATOR
JUST KEEP ON DOWN THE PATH

4.0 is going to be an hour of shinji in the robot sobbing - muh postmoderism t. anno

but can you make a car that doesn't explode yet?

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current year +2

KEEP GAMING AND WE WILL GET THERE BOYS
JUST RIGHT DOWN THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW NOW
OUR CARS WILL BECOME SAFE
GIVE SOME TIME PLEASE
DRIVING WILL BECOME SAFER THAN A TRIP TO MARS
DRIVING WILL BE TWICE AS SAFE AS AN ELEVATOR TO SPACE
KEEP ON THE PATH AND MARRY THE SAME WOMAN TWICE
HAPPY NEW YEARS FROM ELON MUSK

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Yeah the filler episodes can get shitty sometimes. I'm okay with most of them but not Ronaldo episodes
Mystery girl is definitely Tumblr bait lol
I actually kinda liked Smokey Quartz *shrug*

i have advice for you, an hero. there's no cure for herpes.

I am sad now

asuka a shit

wrong, she's very cute

We will lie and answer in the negative, but the answer is always *yes*.

Only if he stoped dressing like a fucking chick.