Webm Thread: It never ends

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Words don't describe how much I hate PETA or any "animals are people" faggots. These faggots are why there are thousands of useless horses derping around and dying of starvation. No one wants them but it is illegal to kill them. Want to know why bacon is so good? It is because raising pigs as livestock is fucking rage inducing and that animal would be extinct if it didn't yield so much meat.
Don't know much about being vegan, just know half a dozen friend in Animal Science that wanted to see how hard it would be to be vegetarian for a month. One thing was clear. Even if you use nuts to substitute every gram of protein that was normally from meat, removing meat from your diet will leave you constantly hungry and lethargic for at least 2 weeks.

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I went vegan for the fuck of it for 6 months, then vegetarian for 3 and a half years after it.
All I know is meeting other vegetarians or vegans was annoying as fuck.
They usually are the most irritatingly smug fucks.
Everytime I'd tell them I did it out of boredom and that I still support hunting and farming they'd get so triggered.

What a cuck.
Also, who and why do I care?

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I was bored, so I decided to see how long I could be vegan for.
My life at the time was not very exciting.

You really can't justify that kind of shit unless you're immortal.

Don't mind him.
He's just having a breakdown after Anita ditch him for a nigger.
He should just kill himself

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The only thing I could see making someone give up a type of meat is the person who prepare it. Love me some venison (brats, sticks, jerky, ground, ext) but fuck parts of the process stink. There are animals that dont smell that bad when they decay in the sun.

I don't feel the need to justify it at all, It's a dumb thing I did to myself, not anyone else.
Would I recommend it to anyone else?
Not really, just eat healthy in general and you'll be fine.

Why would you do this to yourself?

Is that Yaiba? Is it good?

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If you can raise 300+ swine as livestock and not want to kill everyone of them before sale, then you can claim animal rights. With the price of pork so low I don't know why anyone raises those deafening, stinking, piles of shit.

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I can't call it good especially when compared to NG black and NG2

That being said I enjoyed it for what it was a average GoW clone about a psychopathic Ninja with tons of crude humor.

Sure, I'm fine with GoW clones if they're sufficiently difficult. I'll pirate it in 2 weeks.

idk how prideful Holla Forums is this show is great

Has he SEEN the main party?

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PETA fags have never worked with livestock.
Anyone who's had to deal with cows, pigs, or chickens knows that they are shit animals. They aren't dogs or even cats, they're domesticated just far enough to make them manageable.

Also, fuck Duff McWhalen. What a stupid lazy boss.

That's actually funny

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Why Bollywood movies don't appear in American theaters is beyond me.

i know right? his name is Duff McWhalen for Christ's sake

Jews

Nigger, are you me?
When I did my military training I told them I was vegentarian because I figured the food might have been better. I couldn't have fucked up any harder if I had tried but then I did it again just for laughs. My buddies think I'm not well in the head.

I would've kept it up if I hadn't started going for the military, Straya stopped doing a veg menu recently, and they one they had was shithouse anyway.

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are you ok?

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That was so sweet it gave me cancer.

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Sauce on that second one?

Don't have one, sorry.

Why is there no audio on that first one? and you may as well give some source on that shit.

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http: //www.youporn.com/watch/698777/master-degree-of-squirting/
Found it. Was fucking hard to find.

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Why is this song so good

Has a nice beat.

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I just want to be there when something like this happens so I can walk up just after they say its eggs or some shit and say, loudly, "Pardon your retardation Ma'am, but I think you need to go back to your mental hospital."

the only context I know is that it's some sort of tutorial on how to give a woman an orgasm by fingering her

Because you're a nigger with no taste.

Better than the smug ones…

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What's the song in the second webm?

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Honestly you three have to be newfag as fuck to not have run across that video before.

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Can someone tell me where this is from?

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2 nukes simply wasn't enough.

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bums me out when a nice beat is ruined by trashy vocals. I guess that's the nature of beat music, to put a rapper over it, but it's a waste

Nigga you need to calm down. What matters is that animal cruelty is considered a felony in all 50 states and actually wild boars/pigs are pretty god damned good at surviving and repopulating an area and they honestly don't need our help to stay alive. Oh and its more efficient to live off of nuts and plants than it is to live off of poultry/beef/pork and fish. Of course if we gravitated towards insects then we could see a very efficient source of animal based food.

Initial D webm where?

how

looks good dude

Nice overused joke

thanks for the laugh

Thanks fam, I appreciate you appreciating my efforts. It feels nice to be appreciated.

Then give me the source you cuckold.

then mark me down as a cannibal enthusiast

What the fuck?

Anybody have that one about consumerism or hedonism or whatever? I can't find it anywhere.

Got anything a little more specific?

I can give you a raccoon coming out of an engine? do you want that?

Does someone have the vader scene from that new SW movie?

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fug

i bet you unironically think the NCR are the good guys

I refuse to buy cannibalism perks, because I'm opposed to cannibalism. Typically I'd take bloody mess and the armed stranger perk and wait for the stranger to show up in a fight and spray the enemies all over the area because it looked funny.

But I ain't eating no soylent fucking green.

There's an older guy narrating. I think at the end he basically says if you try to make yourself happy by buying things, you're just going to run out of things to buy.

Sure

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Ah, shit, well then I don't know that one at all. Although I think you'd run out of money before things to buy.

It's kind of funny that Frank got Max started, and Max got idubbbz started, but idubbbz eclipsed Max and may eventually even eclipse Frank.

GET THE FUCK OFF MY INDONESIAN STRANGE MEAT PIE CONNOISSEUR'S EXTRAVAGANZA BOARD

Here you go

wow , that was really informative and interesting as well

Wow user, you're so cool.

Congrats

No one above the age of 12 cares about some youtube subscriber e-peen.

I watch their content and enjoy it. I couldn't give a fuck if anyone eclipses the Great Francis of the Filth

You click on the number of the reply you want to reply to, dingleberries.

well somebody has to be in order to counterbalance the titanic amounts of faggotry you exhibit on an hourly basis

Is he okay?

Anyone have the version where he shoots the barup with an MG

Probably. I could be misremembering it too.

Good shit

This one?

This is fucking shit. Is this an SJW show where you don't need to be entertaining or something?

Aqua Teen Hunger Force was most definitely not SJW.

I was only joking when I said you were 12. Now I'm convinced I was actually right

Oh, you posted smug anime girls, discussion over obviously.

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Admittedly I fucked up. It happens

It's because veganism is advertised as a moral position. The reason we find meat delicious isn't because "it tastes better", it tastes better because we've evolved to find meat delicious. Shit's good for you. The only reasons for not eating meat are moral choices: Animal cruelty, "why does an animal's life mean less than a humans?!", etc.

If you're eating a fucking miserable diet consisting of kale shavings and carrots, of course you'd need to tell yourself you were saving the world from carnist bloodmouths to bear that burden.

Vegans are retarded, top to bottom. Any diet that requires supplements to even make it viable (vegans need B12 supps, they physically cannot get it from their food) is not worth your time. It's flawed immediately because it can't sustain your life.

God damn, you must be retarded or underage to even think that man

shiggy ma diggy

I meant more that it's just not funny so people keep it around for ideological reasons/they like the creators.

I was sat there waiting for the comedy.

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Hrm, well said. Also even with supplements, they tend to be very weak physically. Like how can you continually deteriorate in body mass and strength and continue to think "what I'm doing is healthy?" You look like you have a degenerative musculature disease, motherfucker, eat a god damn cheeseburger and quit flapping your gums about how moral your lifechoice is.

The fuck is that show?

The people that post ATHF webm's forget the show and comedy is highly contextual

Posting a snippet isn't funny unless you've watched the episode

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Fair enough.

Most comedy is contextual, though. Sam Hyde shouting "I'll see you burn in the fire, burn in the fire you horrible cunt, horrible swine" is just LEL SO RANDUMB unless you've seen the video know that they were implicating that this is how feminist lesbians see men. You can laugh at any joke with or without context.

pls respond

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Oh right, Happy new years eve tonight, Anons, just in case we all forget.

Namiuchigiwa no Muromi-san. A decent comedy show with a bit of ecchi thrown in.

They're contextual in that punchlines independent of their set-up usually don't work unless you're juxtaposing it somewhere else for effect/the punchline happens to work in a different context.

i'm the hero you deserve

The difference is a lot of ATHF is that the context is the whole episode. If you don't watch the whole hand banana episode you won't find it funny when handbanna says "Carl! Tonight! YOU!" While other comedies have context right there in that quick snippet.

Neither is a better or worse form, they are just different.

Mm, I see what you mean.

My Japanese is very poor, but that's "Mermaid Bride of Mr Muromi?" Anyway, thanks.

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In terms of water and energy consumption, sure. But that only matters if you're trying to maximise the human population of the planet. And doing that means destroying the ecosystem anyway.

Savage.

I'll keep that in mind. I suppose you could immediately follow up with a smash cut to where the banana rapes Carl, but it's not really a joke at that point.

That's fucking hot, post more.

波打際のむろみさん, Muromi is the mermaid, and it means something like Muromi on the shore.

Well shit. I tried.

Do explain how that destroys the ecosystem because cows are one of the biggest man-made polluters on the planet right now and Methane is the 3rd most prevalent greenhouse gas in our atmosphere next to of course h2o and co2. The amount of nutrients you can obtain from a single pound of insects is much higher than that of beef/poultry or pork. Hell both insects and nuts are more efficient per pound than most meat we consume.

ok but remember , you asked for it

I was expecting Male on Male, you've failed me user.

C'mon now.

He meant ensuring humans thrive destroys the ecosystem no matter what.

I am so glad i didn't watch that with the English dub. Holy fuck

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I'm surprised that you have this, but I appreciate it nonetheless, thank you.

Well shit I am drunk and I now see what you meant by destroying the ecosystem in that we would be pushing the human population to the max. Nevermind carry on my user.

But DemoD has never been nuked. He's 2 nukes behind.

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That fag had 2 nuke shots too many and is now full-on Booze Shogun. Good luck getting him to actually make anything anymore.

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Good. He's an unfunny faggot.

Fuck i hate figure fags. What a waste of your wallet on useless shit. At least vidya is a way of escapism.

Degenerate.

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You're heckling an anime character, user.

kys my main man you missed a decent MAD and decided to sperg out at an age old Chink tradition of shoving multicolor dildos up their asses and licking off the shit

What? Nobody does that.

What are you, gay?

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Buy me a geimu Oniichan~

It baffles me how people can be so dumb they miss the point of a simple gag anime like Umaru.

It's called "slice of life" and it's a garbage "slice of life." Watch Drunk Samurai's videos to find reviews about decent shows and compare them to Japanese Garfield.

Most people on the internet are as conformist as it gets, but continue to talk about how nonconformist they are. So the idea of liking shows like Umaru, OPM or what have you is looked own upon not because they've sampled and decided they didn't like, but because they think they've got some ecred that they must preserve. "I can't like this show, because others don't like it!"

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But the big bang theory is a gag tv show user. How could anyone dislike it? :^)

Bazooper!

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Why people love this jewish song?

Yeah, I don't know how anyone can dislike simple gag shows.

Only rational explanation as to why the dog fears the MountainD

I think more likely they just like the cutesie ghost who dances with a pair of shows, you could replace the song with Get Low and it'd still work.

I actually like OPM and Mob Psycho 100 mostly because his original art style is pretty hilariously bad. And the fact that he attracted a legit good manga artist to redo his webcomics is pretty great as well.

Nah, dogs fear soda for real. The bubbles freak them out. My own dogs react the same way.

If by gag you mean it makes me feel like I'm going to throw up, then yes, it is

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Is this even imply a person who's named "Moses" or the very same "Moses" who freed the jews from pharaoh?

That's a dilema.

What a comfy vid.

Let a man have his delusional backstories as to why a character is complete and utter shit.

Calm down, user, it's just a fucking cute ghost girl dancing, no need to bring heavy shit into it.

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See you're a dumbass because it isn't slice of life. It must be people like you who either haven't watched it but feel the need to express an opinion to fit in, or have watched it and completely missed what it was about because of preconceptions or just plain lack of knowledge.
Do I have to explain that Umaru isn't a slice of life and you're not meant to sympathize with her? Is that so hard to get? It's a comedy show about a spoiled brat and some other goofy characters getting into minor hijinks and I think anyone with at least a decent knowledge of anime and an actual desire to know what the fuck they're talking about will come to this conclusion.
This happens a lot with popular shows, where people don't fucking understand what they're about and keep spouting bullshit about them. People kept saying OPM is about this guy who is having a crisis because he's too powerful and it's some complex deconstruction of shounen but it's fucking not. Saitama is the main character in name only yet people try to say it's about him when he's really just the punchline.

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I watched it and it was just bad. It's got almost no plot developments and the gags are BBT-style. I dunno why you goin' out to defend this shit and trying to deconstruct it other than the fact that this show has somehow touched you from the bottom of your heart, just like how Naruto fanboys operate.

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Congratulations on parroting a shitty video by a guy who doesn't get it. Come up with your own criticisms, ya cuck.

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Bruh Umaru is a comedy slice of life anime/manga. It is slice of life because nothing extraordinary happens and it does an episodic day to day format. You want another example of a show that may not seem like a slice of life show? Welcome to the NHK is another epitome of slice of life.

Boy, are you retarded. I watched the entire fucking garbage season before I even watched Demo's video on it. I was hoping it would get better at some point like most slice of life shit is supposed to try to. It didn't.

I'm not defending it. I thought it was a fairly generic show but I can completely understand why people would dislike it but it's not for the reasons I keep hearing. Like you. If you think it's in any way similar to BBT you're either retarded or again talking out of your ass, and I'm leaning towards the latter. You're not really giving me the impression that you know what you're talking about, you're giving me the impression that you heard what others are saying and parroting them because it's the popular opinion to have. That's not how we do things on imageboards. Or at least it shouldn't be.

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Thats some nice propaganda to teach Nips to have kids

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Sauce?

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Actually not 12 shots because if you run with SAA's holstered and fully loaded theres a decent chance they'll malfunction and discharge the round the hammer is sitting directly behind.

Don't keep them cocked then, yeah?

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The issue's not whether the firearm's cocked or not. On older revolvers, the hammer rested directly on the primer or percussion cap. So dropping the gun or giving it a bad enough of a jolt could cause it to fire.
You'd generally have one of those with an empty chamber directly under the hammer. There's no extra trouble to shift it over, as the cylinder would be indexing to the next chamber over by itself anyway. Just a loss of capacity in exchange for safety.

Just speculation on my part, but what if the guns aren't loaded?

For the sake of the video, they almost certainly are.
But Revolver Ocelot probably doesn't roll that way. Ocelots are proud creatures.

From what I'm getting they're autistic creatures.

That guy has balls

Or they just act that way to appeal to an aging demographic who doesn't get it.

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Why even live

You're an absolute fucking madman

That audio is from a movie, right?

the only good guy in that game is house.

I got no idea who that is, I was just saying that I'd like a sane, qt who looked like that. If it's crazy then I'll stay away no matter what though.

First attempt at making a .webm using FFmpeg.

That's pre-feminism Laci Green, NOW she's a crazy bitch, but back then she was at least capable of a decent blowjob if nothing else.

disliking umaru is conformist? it was super fucking popular.and are you implying that everyone who dislikes umaru dislikes opm? are you fucking retarded? you're just spouting fucking nonsense.

But it sucks tho

He's talking about conformist in the scope of Holla Forums. Plenty of faggots try to fit in by just aping the wildly held opinion.

I think it's just a fag that tried to give some legitimacy to him liking a retarded show with terrible jokes. It's also why he tried to draw parrallels to an actual good show like OPM.

what a shame, it's awful what feminism can do to people

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OPM is a Madhouse anime adaptation of a manga adaptation of a horribly drawn webcomic.

What does that have to do with the show being good though ?

thats true but it didnt seem like that was what he meant from what he said, seemed like he was actually saying that people who dont like umaru are trying to look cool in general. not to mention you can't really prove on what scale people just say the like something to fit in. not to mention in the end it doesnt matter either way because it's been known since the dawn of chan that people who try to get liked and fit in on an anonymous image board are the fag de la fag so who the fuck cares about their impact anyway

also my bad i forgot a webm

For your information, first webm is Velma from 4chan's /soc/ a few years ago. She was 16/17 in that webm. Now she's legal, but fatter and not nearly as cute.

Mr.Robot. Shitty commie propaganda show.

So what you're basically saying is somebody is posting child porn

*clicks report*

Go on Motherless and search "Velma" so you can see how wrong you are.

one of these days, you non-pedophiles are really going to have to grow up

The same reason why Chink Epics or Nippokorean titles don't. Pedowood doesn't want you to consume shit that is funny and/or heroic and/or actually well put together.

At least Jerry is the kind of person who can take and dish bantz

You sick bastard

Thanks mate, prob won't watch it then

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Exactly

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Wait is that from the new star wars movie? I just assumed they wouldn't have vader in a star wars movie ever again. That's fucking cheating. Now I have to watch it.

Hold on, let me laugh even harder

No, you don't.

Or if you do, don't pay for it.

Alright.

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I see your why and raise you another.

kill yourself you fucking reddit niger

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Don't listen to these other anons, watch it. Its actually alot better then The Farce Awakens. Its basically Star Wars: It Ain't me edition.

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Does anyone have the south Park Freemium Gaming webm?

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That can't be healthy.

The funny thing is that Peta are fucking actual terrorists who will literally do anything to get new donations to their organized crime syndicate of an organization. False advertising, fucking up kids with animal gore, fucking up peoples lives with sjw tier bullshit and straight up lies. They pretty much would envy the kind of shit that sjws pull off, but animals can't victimize themselves, so it will never be ass effective.

You know what you must do now user.

Fucking trash player