Vidya related autism

Autistic things you did in real life that were vidya related. For example, sometimes when I'm alone in my house, I play video game music through my ear buds and pretend I'm in a turn based battle.

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In middle school I used to grab sticks during recess time and pretended they were swords/bows and walk around pretending to smack monsters with it.
Would also walk home carrying an even larger stick as a staff.

This is probably why I'm autistic.

As a kid i used make my female sims walk around in their underwear all the time.

i used to make*

Most boys have done that in their youth.

I named guests in Rollercoaster Tycoon to the name of my teacher i hated, and drowned her.

I used to run like knuckles

I shoved a N64 controller up my ass once.

When I was younger, I used to copy Wario's dash attack and ram into things for fun. I stopped after I rammed into somebody by accident.

I quote video game characters out loud. It's fine because I live alone.
My favorite lately has been "What in the goddamn?" from Fallout. I use it when I see unusual posts or blatant bait.

I used to say "Let's juice," snap my fingers, and then run like sonic
I don't know what I had as a kid, but I'll tell you what I didn't have. friends

That's not autistic. Kids do that.

I once had a habit of grunting like Big Boss whenever I lifted something heavy or I got hit.

Yeah, same.

user, talking to yourself is a sign of insanity

Kek, I did that too.

>played video games


There's a lot of lewd implications about yourself in this post user

I never talked to myself before but after baneposting im constantly reciting lines from the plane scene. My bane impression is pretty good

I'm not really talking to myself, but more to an hypothetical player, as in that position, I would be uttering quotes as an NPC or the player character.

You're a big autist.

fucking SiIva ruined a perfectly good edit.

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Fukken saved

There is? I want to dock with that Switch though.

I create vast imaginary hypotheses based on divergences in video game scenarios, somewhat like fanfiction outlines, whenever I'm bored. Usually things like "what would the reaction of a protagonist who chose this particular set of pokemon in gen X game" or "there is missing information within this RPG, what possible scenarios explain this gap" or "The Dresden Files has a very concrete philosophy based on necessities of actions, concrete GOOD/BAD actions and the ability to see literal truths of objects and fantasy settings, if sc-fi series/game X interacted with such minimally or thoroughly, how would Y character act, based on Cold Days this would enact A, but previous books imply B would happen instead, is this a contradiction based on changing morals of the author or perhaps forgetting previous works due to other projects" and "is there a way to make a good video game based on an anime that is based on a light novel series based on a fictional video game?" I often have to switch lines of thinking every couple of days or weeks because I am afraid of a Thomas Harris scenario where the hypothetical actors notice me, or possibly no longer ignore me. This is not aided by the fact the one time I tried writing this down the Chie Satonaka I used in a post P4 scenario started criticizing my exercise routine and began to explain how to do a proper deadlift until I stopped typing and deleted the text file. I didn't even know what a deadlift was at the time, I don't even own weights.

In elementary school I wore a long t-shirt and worr a belt over top so I looked like I was wearing a tunic like Link. Some other kid started doing it too.

This is the only response so far that ACTUALLY resembles real autism (and then goes full schizophrenic [and you NEVER go full schizophrenic]), not just "stupid shit I did as a kid".

No user it is
who is in fact insane

I am perfectly sane, never had visual or auditory hallucinations, and I am quite sure that having a fictional character to which I was typing the words recite accurate information about a topic I do not know about was a one off thing.

It's okay, i used to argue with my brain as a kid.

I kept trying to do that move that Akuma has, where he strikes a pose and quickly floats across the stage, in real life. If you're having a hard time visualizing it, imagine running, then trying to jump and make your body pose and go stiff in midair. Somehow, a few people actually recognized what the fuck I was trying to do.

Im always seeing this picture with happy loli looking out of car. Is there source for this anime?

I still do that, actually. I spontaneously developed a condition at about age 10 whereby a portion of my subconscious became compartmentalized and gained agency. In practical terms, it's a voice in my head. It doesn't know anything I don't know, of course; it just sees things from a different perspective. Most of the time he plays devil's advocate to every decision I make, just to offer an opposing viewpoint, which is often very helpful.

So I invented a tulpa about twenty years before it became cool to do so.

Sometimes I sit down for hours at a time watching a screen and pressing buttons to make happy things happen.
Although seriously I sometimes come up with stories based on vidya worlds. Usually small, self-contained things that try to adhere to canon. I do it to make sure I can come up with proper stories for things, instead of making a load of mary sues with shit writing.

That's called fanfiction, user

Hell I argue with myself in my head today, it's a useful way of exploring all possibilities and viewpoints

user, we all hear a voice in our head. Its you.

So how many anons here have written fanfiction about their self-insert OC in their favorite vidya series?

Never had voices in my head either, used to have occasional sessions of deja vu while going to sleep which somewhat reflected later experiences with up to a month month delay, but after looking into sleep aid options those have subsided. I've managed to stop talking up about relevant helpful information or correct directions when I sometimes see random people while on campus, but the one thing I've not been able to stop myself from doing is, I still sometimes buy cheap random things while at the grocery or online that I don't use and then later on there'll be someone either living with me or a situation where that specific item is required. I am going to keep attributing this to subconscious behavior as long as possible.

I tried doing that once while trying to pretend it was me but after the prologue I couldn't think of a way of the story to continue that didn't involve me being found out somehow by the local despot and getting lynched. I am not a very good bluffer.

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Not gonna lie user that's much cooler than a kid running like sonic or trying to go super saiyan

this is the only other one I've got right now

For some reason it won't save the sound, so here's an mp4 version.

oh, that's why

Yeah, I guess I could have been worse. In hindsight, I should've tried it wearing socks and sliding across a smooth wood floor.

Wait
I remember this
Fuck

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I use to "identify" what pokemon people use to be.

I also use to rank "Heart points" with girls I liked à la harvest moon 64.

Worst off, I shared all this with a few friends. Pretty sure I was like 12 or 13.

Not sure if OP means just doing stuff ingame in real life, or doing stuff pertaining to a game, but if I find a series I really wind up liking and feel it doesn't get enough love, I make shit to try to get other anons interested, which can require hours and hours of writing, layout, and editing, and even in trying to trim or pare stuff, it still comes off as wall-of-text tier autism about the games.

Hell, the series I tend to do that for are dead anyhow, so it mostly winds up being a dual purpose of trying to get more people to look into them as well as ultimately having more people to discuss them with (sadly by this point there's little warrant to even make threads for them, they haven't seen proper new games in so long).

Yes. This guy wins the autism.

yeah know you're a fucking cunt. Kill yourself GE faggot.

What did she say?

why isn't there more good muffet porn?

The game is getting released on Japan in 2017 so there's probably more to come.

every time
you never played real runescape

Damn, I hope that's true.

Just wait for it to be released for free porn, or pay for a commission.

are you high user?

I have no idea why this is so fucking funny to me.
You win user.

I have to stop myself from playing Artificial Academy 2 for extended periods of time, otherwise I start ranking everyday conversations and interactions with percentages and respond to people like the character personalities do in game. It's even worse if I create a character of someone I know irl.
Also whenever I go into work, class, or get invited to a party, I rate my mental sync score in a percentage. For example when I come into work for an hour, I'll be 80% mentally in sync with the work environment. Later, I might rank myself at an 85% or if I have a bad day I'll be at a 60%.

Seeing as Wonderful 101 is basically a toku game, I do Henshin poses from time to time…. a lot.

sometimes I'll even make the noises.

Reminds me of when I was a teenager and would rate my "sync ratio" like from NGE, between me and my bicycle when I went to school. Despite the bike not actually having a soul, I managed sync rates up to 75% at the best of time, when it was like an extension of my own body and I could feel the road under the tires like they were my own feet.

Fuck you faggot I'm not insane and I talk to myself more than I do to other people.
I used to play Warframe.
A lot.
Eventually I quit because the artstyle (the only redeeming quality) went to shit and I snapped out of the grind.
When I was a kid I would sanic run sometimes.

Sometimes I talk outloud about my tactics when I play fps's.
Polite sage

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GET ON THE FUCKING BIKE SHINJI

Oh yeah, when i was a teenager i found Shinji to be an awfully relatable character. Needless to say, i didn't have any friends.

I listen to the soundtracks of games and pretend I'm playing them rather than actually playing them.

All the weridos in this thread make me feel like a Chad

I do Henshin poses too, but fuck you for supporting Nintendo.

Me and my friends used to play New Vegas 24/7. One time when we were fucking around and shooting each other with airsoft guns I decided to put on my heaviest coat and my darth vader mask so it would look like I had power armor on, and I said I was a member of the Brotherhood of Steel.

I like to slide around the house on my socks because it makes me feel like X when I am alone it does not work very well but I have fun doing it
I like to make up backstories for my characters in multiplayer vidya.so far my most autistic character was back during Tribes Ascend I would pretend my Infiltrator was a 1970s esque James Bond type secret agent with me putting on a retarded Posh English accent too and coming up with shitty one liners
I used to run like sonic as a kid.
I used to run around the playground screaming and yelling while imagining an epic fight taking place between opposing armies.
I used to spike the back of my hair with hair gel I found around the house to look more like sonic.
I used to wear vidya related t-shirts I would make myself.
I used to pretend to talk to vidya characters out loud and explain stupid shit to them like in depth why an album I like is good.
FUCK IT BONUS NOT RELATED TO VIDYA ROUND: I have many times tried to have a waifu but it never worked because every time I tried to imagine us together I just imagined her angry at me and leaving me, not even if I tried to have it go nicely in my mind it always ends badly and bumming me out, hell sometimes I fell I cannot control my mind
I have this problem with unbearable laughter at bad moments, especially at things that shock me or make me feel uncomfortable.

I used to do that too, the other kids made fun of me when they saw me do it.

Congratulations, you're better than us bottom feeders.
At least we're not Anthony Burch.

I used to believe that if you persevered and tried hard enough, you could overcome any obstacle and save the day, get the money, get the girl, get everything you ever wanted.

Then one day I realized I wasn't born to a rich father, and I couldn't do any of that. Now instead I think of how much I'd like to destroy something that everyone loves, to pop the bubble for them too, to finally put to rest the American dream.

Or just find myself a qt blonde and settle down instead.

You're awesome, user, one day we'll hang out and play some coop, I'm sure of it.

I play Animal Crossing so I think I will live a happy life.

What's stopping you from living one?

One time as a kid i did a snowball fight with friends and because i didnt use any gloves my hands got really cold. Its probably a normal thing but at some point my body got really hot as if it went into overdrive with producing heat to save my hands from freezing off so my hands and arms got so hot they warmed up the water on it and it started steaming. When i noticed that i thought i had unlocked gear second and ran around like a spaz.

I spent years trying to change direction mid air, like mario did. Never worked, sadly

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I ain't never seen that happen to nobody.
What does a spaz run like?

How high were you doing this from?

It does happen to me still. Mostly around my hands though. If they get really cold and i get to a place where its warmer they get really hot and when i then go back outside they steam a slight bit. You know. like stepping out of a hot shower in the winter.
Arms flailing pretending they were made of rubber i guess.

I remember trying to learn to double jump without much success either. And wallrunning. But that atleast can actually be done to some extent.

Video games, why must you be a constant source of torment?

Blond hair a best.

Is the masculine article. Men have blond hair, women have blonde hair.

>when my friends and I were trying to make a debate club in high school, we would debate at home playing Ace Attorney music and would actually yell OBJECTION, HOLD IT and TAKE THAT and would do out own poses. We thought we had historic figures be our stands mine was Andrew Jackson

You win.

that person has never been depressed a day in their life

It's also a screencap from Holla Forums back in 2010. What do you expect? I don't even know where I got the fucking picture from.

HOW DO I KEEP MISSING TRIPS?

White boy go

that was okay

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nice convoking of trips

Where the fuck do you think we are, nignog?

I want to fuck the spider

I spend a lot of time fantasizing about tons of menial things, about myself and other things. One of such examples would be creating a series of videogames called e-Vangelion, which would involve making five games set in the same cyberpunk world, but with a different genre for each game. Something I only noticed later during my thought process is if I were to abbreviate it as eV, it'd be a funny coincidence if it included the fifth letter in the Latin alphabet and the Roman number for five. That got me thinking, so I started looking into it more deeply. e-Vangelion is a five syllable word. If you were to add the indexes of all letters in the word together, add the resulting individual letters together and so on, you'd get (5+22+1+14+7+5+12+9+15+14 =104 -> 1+0+4 = 5). Even other methods like initially adding up each individual number involved works (5+2+2+1+1+4+7+5+1+2+9+1+5+1+4 = 50 -> 5+0 = 5).
I believed this to be an epiphany, even moreso because I had five games in mind, was born in the 14th of May (14-5), lived in the fifth down the street, my full name consisting of five syllables, and so on. Over time I grew to be obsessed with the number 5, especially since I was inspired after playing the Marathon series which had an identical obsession with the number 7 instead. Like how in the original game there were only seven weapons, the AR being able to expend an entire clip of 52 (7) bullets in 7 seconds with seven grenades per grenade launcher pack, how Bungie celebrates Bungie Day in the seventh of July, and so on.
I started applying this more and more to real life. When I'd look for a seat during college presentations or in the cinema, I'd usually pick the seat in the fifth row and fifth column. When looking for a seat in the bus, I'd take the fifth seat from the closest door if possible. On 5 PM I'd always have dedicated lunch breaks for myself. Most of my new in-game handles often refer to the number five in some way. I try to see fives wherever possible, and it makes me slightly more happy inside when I do.

Everybody wants to fuck the spider, user.

I'm just gonna stop reading right there and point out, this is the same kind of dummy math from the movie 23. If you break down a numeric value enough, you'll eventually reach your desired goal because you're looking for it.

In the movie 23, they literally say the lines… "No, that doesn't work, that equals 92… But wait! 92 divided by 4 is…" WELL NO SHIT, if you can keep breaking it down like that, you'll always reach your desired conclusion.

You are all that fucking weird kid at school, the one weird creepy fuck or that fucking nigger autist running around like sonic. All in the same thread jesus fuck, it was fun having a sonic autist at our school though, he always took the bait when we bullied him and sperged like a whale.

And what have ya got to show for it? You're just as pathetic as he is. Adulthood is the great equalizer when you've got no future prospects, I suppose.

What he is doing has precedence, it is usually done in relation to the occult.

Now who's being pathetic here?

Are you telling me you believe in that stuff?

Bulletproof logic, user.

you win

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Praise Kek

KEK IS LOVE, KEK IS LIFE!

I got drunk one time and made up an elaborate, bad fanfiction tier plot while playing Jojo ASB. It actually resembles Eyes of Heaven's story a bit, only that Jolene and Giorno end up together. This was at least a year or two before EoH came out, definitely before it was even announced

You basically just described a conscience user. People talk to themselves all the time. Men can go longer without doing it which is why we're the saner sex.

I still do.

Man the fuck up and stop being a burden on others

Get in the fucking job interview, Shinji.

jus bee urself xD

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The cringe.

No just stop being a faggot.

Don't be intimitated that she knows more kung-fu than you or can dragon kick your ass into the milky way, she is a kind lover and fucks like a tiger. Just look at her, she's got that CIA power stance going, and she's a woman.

Forgot my pic

Reading these threads always reinforces my conviction to never give a child unrestricted access to the internet or videogames.

sounds like /fit/

In middle school, me and my friends got into Beyblades when they were cool.

We'd bring them to school, along with the shitty plastic arena thing, set up shop during recess (right near the b-ball court) and shout "3, 2, 1, LET IT RIPPPPP!!!!!!!" before shooting them out. We did this day after day, for weeks.

Thinking upon shit like this makes me want to kill myself. Vidya related because beyblades games :^)

I remember pretending I was a pokemon with my friends and tackling each other when we were really young but that's it, I only talked about vydia with my friends all day, but never did autistic shit

I've always been too self aware, the posts here might sound like cringe and autistic but I wish I had that fun as a kid


I dont care if it's good or bad, just post it

I actually sometimes do the pose right before he teleports.


This is relevant to my interests. You willing to post them?


Come on now. Do the Akuma pose and she will know who's boss.


It's creepy how some numbers start following you around during life periods. I got followed around by the number 23 for a good number of years, and my god damned apartment room's number was 23 when I moved in. Then it stopped, and then I got followed around by the number 61 for a year or 2. Haven't seen any specific numbers follow me after these. I kept seeing them even if I was actively trying to avoid them. Leafing through a book and stopping on a page that looked interesting? Page 61. Number of bullets left in a gun after a huge firefight? 61. Score after playing an arcade game? 61000, or a number that ended in 61. It was crazy.


You're a cunt.


That's middle school, so kid stuff which is perfectly normal. Don't be too hard on yourself for things you did pre-high school. Or high school for that matter.

I was into Beyblades too like everyone else. I also got my class to start playing Magic The Gathering when Yu-Gi-Oh was at it's peak, one of my proudest kid achievements.

get a load of this weirdo

That is my monthly phrase too, Kek.

I do something similar but it's less obsessive, you live too much in your own fantasies, a super-hypothesis syndrome.

It's basic numerology.

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Idle animations
Repeating porn vn scenes with my friend

smooth little babies???

He didn't say that to me

In my defense, I didn't know how bad they were or would become until after I bought the Wii U. At least I learned a lot of valuable lessons spending 400 dollars on a paper weight. Haven't bought a console since and I don't plan to.

So it fits quite neatly into the thread topic of "vidya related autism" then?

Ok, you win. Congrats.

In real life?

yes

I love you.

Is constantly fantasizing about my daily life in a fictional world where i have a gf autism?

I literally shouted "OBJECTION" in public while pointing my finger forwards.

After starting playing Persona 3, I once thought that "I have to raise my social link" when going to talk with someone To my defence it was something that popped in my head suddenly and I was cringing hard at it

Yes
I know that autism

I used to make little guidebooks about games i liked (using stuff i found on magazines or read about online) until my parents stopped me because i was too much of our printer's ink.
It's not like i actually used them or i had friends to give them to, i just liked the idea of having neatly organized books with information and details about a game and its places and weapons and stuff like they were a real thing that actually existed.

I learned how to imitate Larry Huffman, the announcer from Crazy Taxi and Unreal Tournament Announcer guy

Tony the Tiger, radio announcers, infomercial announcers, weatherman, news broadcasters etc

I used to write fanfiction. In my defense it was usually porn and I never published any of it.

At times, when I was cutting it super close to being late for work, I used to blast Ridley's theme in my truck and imagine a countdown timer.

pOstjit

I used to write fanfiction, also usually porn. I stopped doing it for about 15 years to focus on original works, and then out of nowhere wrote a new fanfiction based on Undertale.

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>Would extensively fantasize about having Kairi as a girlfriend and think about all the cute shit we'd do together and how deep our mutual trust and love went.

I did all these things to an extent when I was a kid, except I had a different waifu
I didn't do the Keyblade thing though I just made cool looking swords that would fit in to the Zelda universe

When im playing a racing game, flight simulator or rthyhm game, i move my head to get a feel for the speed and movement.

i was saying HEY HEY a lot a while back, thanks chiaki

I don't know if it's related, but that made me think of people who would turn their controllers in the direction in which the vehicle would move, or try to dodge projectiles by bending irl.
That always made me extremely angry for some reason.

i bet short circuit is ur favorite movie of all time

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I was visitng my cousins one week but they didn't have a game console. So I "played" Sonic, running round the house and garden and doing the jump noises. My younger cousin always used to join in when I played Sonic but I told him that he couldn't because I was playing Sonic 1 and Tails didn't exist yet. He went off crying and his mother came to tell me off for not playing with him.

I told her I couldn't remember the song to the second level and she just sort of stared at me for a few seconds and walked off without saying anything.

Nice pasta dude.

I usually tap my foot to the beat of rhythm games. It helps a lot with getting the timing down properly.

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Story time?

fukkensaved

You kidding, nigga? This is common as hell.

Wait a second…

That's either an incredible coincidence, or incredibly creepy. So, what am I wearing right now?

GET ON THE FUCKING BIKE SHINJI

I'm the guy who did the post with the flag earlier, there is no such thing as coincidence.
I'll take Underwear for 200

I tend to make dialogues between vidya characters or even mentally modify already existing ones when i see them to make them fit to my autistic desires

I miss those days, user

You got anymore of that gay shit there, friendo?

Nigger it ain't pasta, sadly

These make the rounds reasonably often (more-so the first set as they're done, barring perhaps a future mention of the mobile shit Sony is sadly doing to the series). Need to get on my friend's case again about helping edit and trim the latter two (since try as I might, I can't quite get them to be not-full autism on the mechanics), though preferably on a night I'm not already badgering him about helping me with something else.

Anyhow, these take a good while to work on, mainly because they're on a series basis and I feel it's best to play through them entirely (or, at the very least, what main series entries we got; considering doing a Tales one as that's a hot-button series for people to inquire as to what's good and where to start, but there's numerous Japan only entries, even in the main series), and having to write up the text as well. I've only got one set finished as of now, though the other is pretty close and I've got one more as a half done work in progress. Not sure what I might end up doing them for next; probably be a question of where my backlog takes me and what series catches my interest enough like these have (.hack perhaps?).

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I never understood this logic. Leave the house and travel the world with no money. You'll probably end up having a far worse death if you do that.

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One time during recess I spent the entire 30 minute period talking to a wild bumble bee that just fly infront of me as I spoke to it
I talked about everything with that little rascal, and it never left me during that time, had alot of stamina
The other kids asked what I was doing, to which I replied "I'm just talkin to this bee"
As recess ended I wished the bee good luck and goodbye, and the bee flew away

I sometimes walk with my hand floating out like i'm Doomguy.

I wouldn't consider that too autistic, unless you're writing out full-fledged fan fictions. I tend to do that in rpgs like Wizardry and Etrian Odyssey where all your characters are blank slates.


Here you go, you fucking queer.

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I used to also run around like sonic, arms back and everything

Oh god, I feel it

no, I want more gondola

I've never had a dream like this, ever. Should I be sad, or happy?

Probably happy, deep dreaming often happens in people with alcoholism, heavy drug use, heavy rp'ers, and marine lizards, last one comes from a study by a grad student group who did biology research in the Galapagos for a few years. You can trust me, I'm a professional.

S-Surely my life will turn around in those coming two years Send help ;_;

N-no fair, how come I can't into tabletop gaming? There's no goddamn Games Workshop stores in my state.

Back when I was in elementary school, I would always try to find someone who was willing to play "pretend pokemon" This consisted mostly of throwing acorns at random shit, and saying they were pokeballs, and then shouting the names of random pokemon and attacks. I was doomed the moment I got into pokemon.

I was that one faggot kid in elementary who played magic before the whole pokemon hype started and I couldnt get why anyone would prefer pokemon cards above magic ones. I did however manage to aquire some shit cards and trade my way up to a foil nidoqueen(?) back then. It later got destroyed by a group of bullies and im scared to look up the current prize of that card

Any more of these?

when we visited theme parks I would pretend I was a guest from rct and saying rides looked too intense for me and stuff like that

baneposting has destroyed my sanity. I quote the scene during the day. if I pass a fat or tall man on the street I mutter under my breath that he's a big guy, I sing the fire rises in the shower as a way to time a perfect 5 minute shower. sometimes when the internet is down I just look though my bane folder.

Rest easy, my man.

that sounds pretty normal, most kids in my schools did that.

Oh man thats great, I was scared it reached alpha magic card levels of dosh.

I never understood this. In English most words don't have masculine/feminine forms, save for a few words. I mean, they make a little bit of sense because they translate to some other languages easier, but overall it's stupid and doesn't make sense.

This is relatively normal I think. At least it's a common method of spergs to cope with the symptoms of autism.

Are you a squid?

I probably would write fanfiction if it wasn't for the fact that i would never be satisfied with the possible final result and i'm lazy so that doesn't help

God speaking of video game autism look at this shit. I cannot even play MTGO because it's so aggravating and actually using it feels grating as fuck.
Not that I would even want to, what with buggy tack record, least of which was this piece of shit joke card that could be played and ruined vintage matches for awhile(which were already rare).
This has become the norm for this service, which could have easily trumped Hearthstone in sheer revenue, but won't because Wizards is either too incompetent to fire the development team or Hasbro doesn't want paper to be affected.

Thank god Cockatrice and Xmage exist so I can still play online by the sheer force of the projects autism.

I live in the netherlands so there are tons of places I could go to play magic so I never experienced magic online but holy fuck is it jewish. Wizards of the coast in general is a fucking shit SJW tier company now anyway but I feel for the americlaps that need to resort to that mess for a magic fix.

I live on the east coast so I don't really need to worry about finding places to play, but it would be nice to have competitive magic at my fingertips for an affordable price.
Also I'd like to play more obscure formats like pauper, vintage, and legacy, but all but one of those will die before I get the chance.

Sounds to me like you should have started deadlifting like a motherfucker. It's not too late to make it brah.
>>>/fit/

That's actually pretty cool and you're not autistic, I wish I still had these oddities.

I used to tap the top of my shoes against the ground behind me like Link does in his idle animations in Ocarina of Time. I thought it looked cool.

Gee user, I wish I could be a big guy like you, but alas, i'm just a wee manlet.

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Ah shit user I do the same thing, only with the number 6.

SO CLOSE

And I thought I was autistic, you faggots need to take a long walk off a short pier and never come back.

>Tryand sometimes sucessfullyand get other kids to join in even though they didn't know what the fuck I was talking about 90% of the time
>Some of these videos where just fanart compilations with a decent amount of gay shit
>obsessed over Kairi and her panties, with later Namine
>even made my own universe heavily based off of Kingdom Hearts and has evolved so much that to this day it is completely differentvery similar to Hotline Miami

Well i'm not very good at this but here it goes
i never told anyone this

Probably the most autistic thing I did related to vidya was getting super obsessed with collecting stuff in Morrowind and arranging it nicely in one of the mages' guilds. I collected various unique items, cool pieces of armor/clothing, sets of books and set them all up as nicely as I could with the vanilla game's limitations because I was playing on the xbawks while bedridden with glandular fever.

Then my little brother turned the xbawks off while it was saving and I lost a whole day's worth of playtime because I only used 1 main save slot like an asshole. I nearly beat the shit out of him.

Never before or since have I been more mad about a videogame.

Hitting my brother for being a cunt might be the reason why he's retarded. He was a normal kid but by the time he became a teenager his brain was just peanuts, since he always did something to me and i always hit him in the head until he gave up.

I am very interested, do I get to make bloody messes of those pansyass Disney characters? Is it like Tails Gets Trolled?

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No, its basicly just a "muh oc characters and story" very similar to Hotline Miami but not the same universe. I am just saying it evolved in a period of 16 years to from KH

I tend to maintain one oc who has a different origin story/deal across different vidya, co & tv things. I don't write them down or even develop them much once i've completed the series, they mostly just act as a go-to daydream,sleep aid or the occasional coping mechanism

fuck me why does Xanadu Next have so many weapons

I used to play a lot of oldschool FPS games with my friends, like half life or duke nukem 3D. Some day we've found out that duke nukem 3D is not the first game, there were two 2D games before, so I told one of my friends that there exist 2D dos Half-Life and the floppy with it is hidden in a hollow tree. He tried to find it there for few days.

I know you did that because of familiarity but the best way to screw with someone is to say there's some long lost game buried in a nearby park a la E.T. and before you tell them bury a mailing envelope at that spot that just has a piece of paper that says "too late" in ancient Greek.

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Me and my friend grabbed sticks out of the woods and pretended they were Halo energy swords.

My favorite thing to watch as a kid was the Spider-Man 2 game trailer, until my parents finally bought the damn game to make me stop.

I then proceeded to self insert into the game so hard I attributed funny lines in the game to myself and believed every day that superpowers would happen to me. My friend eventually got tired of my bs and left me.

I fap to vidya r34, and not the vanilla Peach x Rosalina shit, either. Stuff like Silent Hill monsters (not even talking about the nurses), Sonic cockfucking, Asari scat, vortigaunts, krogans, Jill Valentine and Chun Li in diapers, and so on, and so on…

I also love all sorts of obscure, forgotten and niche games, but get mad as fuck whenever Holla Forums shits on a popular, casual game I like.

Until I was around 12-13 I have pretty much been a 1:1 copy of chrischan minus the genital mutilation and Sonic switched out with Mario .

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1+1+5+9+4+5+5+3 = 33
3 + 3 = 6

Close friend.

is overwatch your fav game by any chance?

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Holy hell. Wish I had that kind of dedication. Are you still working on it? Anything you can share?


Impressive.

This thread shows some exceptional autstic feats and there is still hope for the world. Shine on you crazy diamonds.

Suddenly I'm much more proud to be born on the 14th of May.

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not vidya but i like to get waifus and then sit in my room all day fantasizing about my life with them

im around 35 years old and i still live with my mummy and i just sit and fantasize all day

i guess its vidya because sometimes they are from video games but mostly not tbh

scully is my current waifu

shes actually 2d

the actress is 3d but the character does not exist so it is actually 2d she just isnt a drawing

I have a tendency to go for Aestetics or themes instead of picking the strongest gear. Stuff like picking spells that suit my character's personality, or sticking to a certain playstyle because it "fits". It's not a thing I do all of the time, but I enjoy games more when I can.

I spent time jumping off the swing set and trying to flutter kick, like Yoshi.

That sounds fun

That's called roleplaying, bruv. Nothing autistic about it.

For the almost the entirety of an ethics in web design lecture I tried to design a 2D Diablo clone that would run on pre-smartphone phones instead of taking notes

Never played it. Fave game is probably Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins, followed by Fallout 3 and Halo 1.


Y-you t-too

That's honestly more autistic than you designing a game will ever be
This is why webdevs are a meme

its too late user, your child will become autistic either way, either from you being a commie faggot or him naturally becoming one on his own

I made a world of various vidya and fantasy settings such as elder scrolls, lord of the rings, game of thrones, warcraft, avatar, etc. Based on and rearranged to fit culture spheres, climate, and geography, all while being as lore friendly as possible. It fits quite nicely though could use an improvement here or there. I have some pictures if anyone wants to see them, but it'll have to be when I get home from work.

Now THAT'S autism.

Not vidya related but i spend large amounts of time fantasizing about having bullshit levels of superpowers from random comic book or anime super heroes then going back to some random ancient society and having them treat me as a deity

i want to tip that guy's fedora

I repeat things people tell me, Metal Gear style. Every manager at every job I've ever worked always says they really appreciate it about me, but I've always felt particularly retarded about it.

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Written? Never. Imagined life as an insert or sub character? Constantly.

You have examples?

That's called playing pretend.

MARK?

Was George Orwell a meme magician long before we knew about meme magic?

>Before ever playing a game, would read up on all the enemies and their attacks, stats and weapon effects, secrets just in case, and become an expert before ever touching it. I still do this one.

I love Gondola, no homo

Sometimes, I would do Mario jump sounds when my physical education teacher (called Mario) jumped.

Yes, long before we knew about meme magic. The truth is, meme magic has been around in many forms for many years. Only recently has it become known as meme magic. Have you ever read about satanic rituals? Those are basically just meme magic.

It's not gay if it's pedobear

Tell me your secrets wizard

Going full muslim when watching a super mario parody on the internet.

god damn Holla Forums is uneducated