Ehh

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user you seriously need to take a break.

gay thread

God damn the irony in that image is hilarious.

Needs more loss?

Has she posted tits yet

I blame Holla Forums

It got slow so I went to Holla Forums for novelty. I cant enjoy things now. Its like what Holla Forums did to your perception of videogames

Not yet, thankfully.

IT'S LIKE POETRY

ironic shitposting is still shitposting

It's important to take responsibility for you actions.

You should have explored some of the derelict and forgotten boards instead. Like
>>>/min/
>>>/skele/
>>>/butthurt/
>>>/no/
>>>/svidya/
and many, many more.

kek

hah

As it stands Holla Forums is more of an anarcho-communist image-board than Holla Forums

Holla Forums is basically the USSR

Fuck open doors.

2 babies 1 fox. Ok what is that?

What good is more police if the government has their hands tied like on new year's 2015?
Can't wait for this year's, when they move police to the big cities and the it's the little cities that'll burn.

This shit

It's painful, but at least /ck/ and /late/ got new BOs so maybe they'll shill it around.

Just because there are a few bad apples doesn't mean you close your hearts to these people. These refugees need our help now more than ever.

top jej
As it stands currently, they're both cancer (mainly due to the mods on both boards)

Codemonkey needs to step up with the shilling outlets

Sooo, it is just babyfuck? I thought it would be something worse tbh

If you don't recognize that cover you're a massive newfag and you should instead lurk moar

She is living the dream

fine I admit it. i'm going to read it to see what is like

SAKURACON IKIMASU

Wow! Truly amazing!

Yeah not nice to be under bomb fire, but to take em in is retarded for several reasons.
And most of europoe's leader are on the level of a mentally dead fish when it comes to this.

I know this cunt. I drove through Tempe on my way to Phoenix from Tuscon. Stopped at some fast food joint, don't remember exactly think it was a Baskin Robins, and this bitch was working the cash register.

Sage for blogpost.

The absolute mad man

Jesus fucking christ did you literally just come here from reddit? At least attempt to blend in man

Masturbate to it.

You haven't read it properly if you haven't masturbated to it.

Agreed. Politicians who oppose gassing every Israeli and Saudi should be charged with crimes against humanity.

BAA
What happened to the art style?

masochist

Color me not surprised.

LAL

I don't know. Back when I regularly visited it /late/ seemed content with relatively unpopular, because any mishandled shilling would risk disturbing the peace.

May god have mercy on your soul.

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why aren't you reading Carnage Holla Forums

Ok, let's do this.

Sounds about right. Most commies I know are fucking losers that work retail or fast food.

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Hmm but what comes first, the shit job or the shit ideology?

Both come first naturally. After all, it's communism. :^)

I found it. It was a Dairy Queen -not Baskin Robins-, at the Arizona Mills Mall. Gf at the time asked me to pull off I-10 so she could use the restroom, mall was the first place with public restrooms I thought of.

Forgot the photo, I'm a colossal faggot.

sage

More like Orange Jewlius

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Last I've checked, she's doing art for Riot Games right now.

Honestly, it's not as bad as the watersports and ballbusting furries ones, or the microdick one. Still LOL worthy though.

wasn't Riot bought up by the chinese?
this is hilarious

Link it,fam

lel leftypol's only drawfag contributes to the pozzing of the industry

This was over a year ago, mind you. Hence "gf at the time". I'm also not in Arizona anymore.

enough of my multi-blogpost, ending it now.

We arent closing our hearts, we are closing theirs

We need to dig deeper.

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Link all of dem fam, can't leave us hanging

This reminds me of all that Halo armour R34 out there.

Hardcore irony

I think he might be talking about the dick extenders, which are basically dildos with a hole to put your dick in.

I'll never quite understand the desire to link your real name with your activities on a Vietnamese life-sized feminine clay figures discussion forum.

LOL

what is the point of that comic?

LOL

All I got is one of them.

HOH

attention
because it could not possibly backfire, ever

You're gonna make me look through all this trash? Fucking scumbag, tbh.

Greed.

They did one on using Hitachi wands. Good advice as well IIRC.
They had a handful of genuinely good advice.
Then the rest of the comics came up.

Bare in mind the woman in this comic could be a hamplanet

What said.
That's also why tripfags used to get doxed a lot.

WHO THE FUCK IS THE AUDIENCE FOR THIS GOD DAMN COMIC

Fat women who buy every product shilled in it.

I want cuckchan out

I guarantee that the girl drew herself minus 50 lbs.

Is this the microdick one?

Sad thing is, you also get younger people who want to learn about sex and come across… that.

Nah, it was for a sex toy called Pierre or some shit.

I hate modern society.

LOL

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No, but that raises more fucking problems.
Like, if you have a baby dick, and you heard about penis extenders from this, you're gonna walk away with one of two ideas.

As oppose to:

Buy my porn, goyim! BLACKED.com videos are only made possible by your generous donations!

Don't you want to fund the porn industry?

It's a shame because if you had a decent dick, you could still use a sheeth for different textures/sensations to please her more as once-in-a-while experimentation- or just have a monster dick. All the fun of penis pumps with none of the risk of serious damage.

But anyone suggesting that clearly has issues over their size (whether it is small or not).

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You should donate to good 2d artists, if anything.

No

I do think people should by porn when it's good, or supports a niche you like. Like buy uncensored hentai from Japan, and they'll make more of it.
Of course, I can't control other people, and I'm saving my sheckles thanks to my rainy outlook on life.

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NO
WHAT IS THE AUDIENCE OF THIS COMIC?
IT'S WRITTEN LIKE YOU'RE TALKING TO A RETARD WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW THE DICK WORKS, WHICH IS FINE FOR A COMIC TOWARDS KIDS WHO NEED SEX ED I GUESS, BUT IT WEIRDS ME OUT STILL, HOWEVER THE INTRODUCTION AND CHARACTERS IN IT, THE FRAMING DEVICE, AND EVERY OTHER GOD DAMN THING IS FOR AN ADULT, AND THE UNWASHED, UNSHAVEN, DISGUSTING FIGURES WITHIN ARE ALSO FOR BODY ACCEPTANCE FAGS!
WHAT IS THIS JOKE? WHAT IS THIS SAILOR JOKE? HAHA, SEMEN, SEAMEN, OLDEST JOKE EVER, WHY IS A JOKE FOR A CHILD IN MY ADULT ESQUE CHILD THEMED COMIC ABOUT LEARNING WHAT THE DICK DOES? THE ENTIRE THING IS NOT CONSISTENTLY THEMED, WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION, WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FOR?

Please post it.
Armour porn is rare and it makes my dick rock hard.

>selling communist propaganda

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They're a bunch of meatcucks, fam.

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Their Audience is overgrown Children

That's fucking pathetic.

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Have they never been to an Abatoir

I didn't notice that at first.

Seems odd anyway; the rest of the comic seems to imply that the author's self insert is a real female.

Apart from the trans, not a bad guide I suck at it, when I squeeze my head, the head slides back, giving it that one last tug I need.

Via a fucking LIST.
JUST TALK. YOU MORON.
Assuming you've banged them a few times already, it's easier to talk to them.

Wouldn't it just tear a whole in the underwear?
But apart from the hideous art, not to egregious.

Explained better elsewhere.

Pic related.
If they think that's a real relationship- then that just shows them as sex-starved people looking for the next bang as oppose to a relationship.
At least we admit we only want sex.

Could it be the girth? You'd think a disgusting whore like her would have a little more space in the ol' pink sock.

Oh they really exist, user. And they actually look like that too, even down to "husband's" 90 pound soaking wet frame and huge faggot combover.

You'd be amazed how many Tumblrettes don't actually know anything about sex.
It's due to Commiefornia's schools.

Communism is a joke

For you, my man.

Anyone got some of them Holla Forums bugs bunny comics?

Those are by TruthSeeker, and they're also from Holla Forums if I remember correctly.
I can't tell if TS is a expert troll or a legit retard.

I agree w/this comic. needs more big breasted thicc girls. WITH LINGERIE

This, plus pride.

Wait it's one namefag?
That's chris-chan level

This one has actually a good point of bringing femininity back to women. Was this a fuckup comic? Or was that their plan all along?

Is every elf in the game meant to be gay
kek

NO

Problem is, IRL Thicc rarely happens.
You get fat- along with all the skin and hormonal problems

Then you get people who are slightly un-fit, yet all their fat first goes to the best places, the skin is clean and clear, and the fat sits smoothly and not cottage cheese.

That's fucking dank.

Yeah, the comics thread that spawned them should still be up.
>>>Holla Forums732299

Nigger she's talks about burlesque, that shit is nothing but an excuse for morbidly obese women to wiggle their sagging bodies in front of numales for attention.

This thread is making me think…Does Holla Forums ever have threads where people just post good stuff? Good art, good comics, good music, good games?

No, because such thing doesn't exist
:^)

I dumped a bunch of decent comics the other day. No one really cares for them.

Is this the birth of Chris-Chan 2.0?

That's a good joke right there.

If they are a child (an actual child) encouragement is great- but they need to improve. Point them in the right direction and educate where you can.

It's like that criticism comic where criticism becomes a blob monster and artists shoot it with as love cannon or some tripe.

It's like it was made by all the people who failed at step 1 in anything- yet they could still make something semi-good to draw that comic.

Np, because it is more unifying to all get mad at something unversaly detestable rather than try and praise something subjectively good.

So it's a win-win.

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It used to be by attractive women with decent bodies.
Chalk that one up to (((them))), before you burn down the idea of it entirely.
And even if it was started by hamplanets, imagine when this trend dies, and fit women get into it.

It wouldn't be LOL thread then.
We do have good music threads.
Good comics would only be vidya related.
Good art I guess could come from concept art.
I do agree we need more threads about good games and hidden gems. Shooting down the bad goes smoother when you support the good (even if you don't financially, someone you tell might).

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Not often.
Shit is more common than gold, and most people take the path of least resistance and just laugh at the shit instead of digging for gold.
If you want to go gold digging, be our guest, but don't be surprised if you just dig up shit.
post it here anyway if it's interesting how shit it is

I can't even bare to watch that if the file-name is any indicator.

Then again, all the "You can rape standing next to a woman" style classes in US colleges will do that to you.

I've raped a thousand women just by typing this message.

And a thousand more by adding this smiley ;-)

Ain't that the truth. Nothing like having your muh thicc meme shattered into a million pieces by disgusting stomachs, pockmarked cellulite filled thunderthighs, zeppelin sized arms and mother fucking sausage fingers. The last one just creeps me the fuck out.

pic related

link to thread
8ch.net/leftypol/res/1183843.html#1184083
>>>Holla Forums1184083

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Gradual description can be sexy (whether it's blindfold play, gentle teasing, or full blown BDSM this-is-what-you're-gonna-get-bitch kinda stuff).
Constantly asking "is this allowed" is not sexy.
Occasionally asking "does that feel good" does wonders tho.

I think he's gone, user
gone…

Nice try TruthSeeker

I tend to get too wordy at times.
Talk to your partner- but don't be a pussy about it.

Someone is making a chan comic?

Am I supposed to see something here? She's supposed to work like anyone else.

Is that like how anti-fa dress like neo-nazis?

No.

10/10 satire

Hypocritical and/or ironic.

I read it, it wasn't that bad.
I was just lazy to type something

This better be bait.

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Which is best?

Now now, no need to go fucking with people making active attempts to fit into the board culture. Save that for the obnoxious newfags.

That line gets more than any other

Horse-shoe effect.
Special people marked with an emblem punish people who don't do as they say, because it hurts the whole country- or so they claim.
Nazis were also left wing in places, being anti-Capitalist to stop Jews. Whether that's against all capitalism, or just how it was used by them, who knows? Gobbels and Hitler even called themselves socialists. Whether that's them using word-play to say "this is what socialism should be" or socialism was warped over time, I dunno. Basically, lefties took their dirty laundry and called it right wing. Like how the KKK was mainly democrats when it was set up.

None. They're all otaku bait.

Either you didn't fucking read it or you have a shit load of disgusting fetishes.

Moral of the story
STAY ALONYMOOSE

I remember using dial up and download 2D in maximunhentai.com

Anything except brat, smug, cold or disdain.

You are a fucking disgusting degenerate.

sauce for smug pic pls

They're all shit.

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Never endured dial-up (got internet superlate for some reason), but I remember Aeries Dies as my first hentai site outside of halfchan.

They're elves, what did you expect? Your digits remind me, who was ?

Watch me make all of these better in every way and not talk down to you like you're a mongoloid

If you want I can write all the dialog from that shit and post it

What fetishes other than furshit and lolicon did that comic include.

this is the worst thing posted in this thread.

None because I don't want to be a fucking slave, seriously what the fuck is with anime and submissive cucks.

NIGGA YOU BEST NOT BE TALKING SHIT ABOUT DIOGENES THE CYNIC

For what purpose? There are hundreds of vids to wank off to for free. Hell, you can resort to your imagination. There is no reason to use hard drive space filling it up with porn.

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L0L

Wait, is this the bitch that made Holla Forums's faggot cat? They have been pushing it more often. Does anyone have the nazi one?

The only porn you should ever pay for is shit you commission from an artist. And physical jap doujins.

All the time. Occasionally someone dumps good vidya comics/porn in these threads.

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

Scat, emethophilia (vomit), piss and that fetish that involves the blue rabbit (baby). That is what i remember because i was laughing. mm, let me see againg because i thing there is one left

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People have made better comics to prove points these assholes conflagrate or cover-up.
Our drawfags could fucking do this shit.
Also, regarding the last one, it's not even that. It's advertising. It's a hashtag.

Have a better chart.

I was going to make a Bane post but got the Jump on me

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other than that it's actually pretty good

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2d porn is just as easy to find as to find as 3d

I would discourage every artist if it turned them into a redpilled agent of purity politician that gave this world the new start it needs.

Rolling

touche. but downloading 2d is equally as convenient and takes away the risk of it being taken down.

Poor guy got struck hard with the 'tism.

fuck it, rolling

Because DCMAs are a thing and hard drives are still getting bigger and cheaper.

FUCK OFF CARLOS

None because I'm not a footfag beta.

Rollan

They killed genuinely chubby for fat.
They killed punk/rock style hair and tomboy for a living pin cushion with anime hair and an attitude.
At least for me.

Tee he

what ever rolling

Wauughhahahaha

Rollan

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What a shit list, 0/10 would not roll.

The hypocrisy would be buying other people's skills, wouldn't it? A nigga's gotta eat after all.

fug

rollang

I'm worried about becoming this.
Thing's haven't gone bad, but they haven't gone good. I'm at the stage where I'm almost paralyzed by indecision and fear of fucking up.
But I never want to be immune to critique, or develop an ego.
And I sure as hell know I love to feed off compliments, and critique (quite rightly) exposes how shit some of my work is.

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i can't believe i forgot it is called pedophilia, maybe farting too. Sorry i'm a faggot I don't know why did put piss

Absolutely dreadful

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Smug

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(Checked)
Weren't these banned due to them derailing too many threads?
Also rolling.

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I'm not giving those homos my orgone!

There has to be variety and risks. Pls make a better one

Monster girls are just normal anime girls that are fuckbuddies with a special effect make-up artist.

gay.

Maybe too many threads are worth derailing

jesus christ

roll

new meme orgininal donut steel

Do you think that's ever happened?

Like, not just a make-up person in porn does their girlfriend up and gives her nice contacts,
But someone with the knowledge adds fake ears and pulls a leaf-bikini costume out of the closet based on an anime?

Let'sa go!

FUGGG :DDD
That's what I get by trying to copy from a clipboard rather than exporting.
Lemme try this again.

STILL FUCKING WAITING

Rolling

I mean I guess if you look through cosplay JAVs for long enough you'll find what you're looking for. I wish you luck on your journey, it's going to be a long, hard one.

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lucky

why not

A'ight, what characters should I add?

All of them. Looks like they need the D to be fixed.

Todd Howard

He'll be trips

you're the boss, mate
have these if you want

All I need to do is get to my hard-drive.
And I ain't got experience with make up.
Unless I shove blue-tak on her ears.

Wait, this isn't the same artist for that blue dog that gets neutered for trying to fuck a 10 year old is it?

Let's make a new list
Todd Howard
John Carmack

Not bad at all

co'mon chiken tiddies

benis

Hillary Clinton
Ork Warboss
Mark
(You)
G-d Howard

now this is starting to get productive. we should make some ruuurs. for instance peopel should at least upload a pic of it so your poor self doesn't have to scrape the internet for it

Carmack is quads.

I'll try to make my own.

It's pretty shit, but it does remind me of better, simpler times. For that, despite its garbage-ness, it fills me with a fond little warmth, and puts a nostalgic smile on my face.

thats not how you format the thread nigger

I have a pic of John Carmack right here

I thought you were talking about going full on monstergirl. You have to go deeper.

Roll

One guideline, though: there must be enough porn of each character. There's no porn of John Carmack as far as I know.

oops, meant for

Be the change you want to see in the world, nigger

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allahu akbar

he's actually dickable what the fuck

Anymore suggestions? How about Anita Sarkessian and Hideo Kojima?

That's an ugly woman

happy merchant

jynx

Kirino from Oriemo there is a game for it and porn

shantae

Hotwheels

Good lord can you imagine?

Under the makeup? Probably.

Christina Weston Chandler
Ebola Chan
Nurgle
Loli Hitler
Donald Trump

I have a pic of Sarky here too

Vidya related characters/people only
No, shit like Trump Doom doesn't count.

Christian Hoff Sommers

CIA and Bane

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This counts though right?

I didn't mean it literally, just frustrated at the idoits the fawn over monster girls is the fact monster girls are just normal anime girls drawn with a random color for their skin tone and maybe an animal lower body. Fuck really thinking about it furry girls are more monster like than monster girls.

Monster-girls is Kirk-syndrome in hentai form.

Senator Armstrong

Larry "Pixy" Foulke

SammyClassicSonicFan

All right.
VIDYA ONLY
Obligatory 2hu perhaps? Maybe even Snake?

give me the monster girls

Well, a lot japanese artists include kemono girls in their works, and draw both.

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Give me somthin good, fam

Now would be a good time for dubs

An ugly women in roleplay, an ugly elf, and ugly gook.

Roll

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reroll

You know that mythological creatures were a thing way before the whole MGE thingy right?

The meatcuck deserves to suffer, tbh.

ಠ_ಠ

Damn, that's a short apt description compared to my post.

Explains why >>>/monster/ gets butthurt about furries.

Good digits. Rolling

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They have more potential for cuteness and variety than furries, at least when compared to the bog-standard "dog/cat/fox/ with garish fur colours" furry formula.

kemono does just fine I dunno what you mean, most western stuff is garbage with barely any redeemable qualities.

Whatever…

I wouldnt say butthurt, is a way to protect their board from furryshit, but I wish they didnt relate monsterboys to homos

Somehow I knew I would get fucking dubs…Rolling again because fuck this faggotry.

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what'd i miss

00 get

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I AM NOT FAPPING TO PROTO GANONDORF.

Girls cant into competitive games, plain and simple.

you're actually a faggot what the fuck

cripes, a walking embodiment of tumblr

YES YOU ARE NOW GRAB YOUR DICK AND FAP TO HIM!

let's do this

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God damn it
I liked Tim Minchin

By the way if you suggest a character, please post an image. I just realised how long this is going to take and I don't want to Google all these characters.

almost perfect

What are you even talking about?

Tim has always been an SJW.

The new roll game dipshit, read the fucking thread.

Read the thread nigger

roll

i hope you like loli

Snoopy

Rool

Guess I'll have to be the 2nd user to read 2 babies 1 fox in this thread.
Damn.

Boner, don't. This is exactly the kind of things that get us into trouble.

Suck my balls. That's where you roll.

Of course I have to do this.

rollin

please don't start again

Well, that wouldn't be a very long thread, would it?

Leave it to a woman to rationalize through a whole fantasy that all she did was go to a different store that has her size.

Confirmed hamplanet.

I now believe in man made climate change because of how fast that pussy got drier than the Sahara.

Rollin' for anything but dubs

Goddammit, I don't want to fap to the nigger rabbit

Please don't be dubs.

but porn is plentiful and ok

if dubs i finally kill myself instead

That's a centaur, that just proves my point. That's as far 'monster' that monster girls go. Look at these three google image searches. The normal Minotaur and anime one, for the most part it's got a bull head and hooves. But if I put girl in the search most of them are just girls with horns on their head and maybe hooves. That's my grievance with monster girls.

Not really, just more visually appealing. Even then that's just because the furry artist are just shit at drawing than anything else.

If monster girls are more or less just cute centaur girls then monster boys are just cute centaurs boys. Also /monster/ is a porn board, why you want naked cute boys unless you're gay. It's as simple as that.

You dense motherfucker, this isn't a reddit discussion about how atheism isn't a religion,
monster girls are just girls with monster characteristics and that's it

Yeah they are, and he's calling it shallow trash.

That's like saying a gone home is a game. I think it's bullshit to call gone home a game and to call a what looks like a anime girl in a halloween costume a monster girl is bullshit as well.

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benis>>11578679
b-b-b-but user!
i-i-i-it can consent with a humanoid head!

wew that fucked up, no idea

Thinking is hard isn't it?

kek.

FUCKING FAGGOT DRAWFAG

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So furshit isn't really a problem in Japan since almost everyone does it. Even vanilla artist, if you ever followed some of the doujin authors on twitter you would see them retweeting and sometimes doing furry pictures. As for your variety comment it falls in the water, there is no variety with monster girls if you the Kenkou Cross route since it's the same shitty art used to mask his inability to draw hands. I do like the moth girl you posted, but we all know she isn't KC and KC shit is the most accepted pattern of monster girl on /monster/.

Drumpf…The guys who made Hatred….Jerry Seinfeld

Your mother.. your udder mudda… the goys who licked your anus… Jerry Singehair.

Far too many monstergirls are just humans with minor differences, you ask me.
Furies are still shit. They do more or less the same, just humans with an of coat of paint.
I desire proper, strange girls.

No, I get the logic, it's just idoitic, just like how people think gun-free zones stop people shooting up the place.

What the fuck kinda file name is that?

LOL

The only good ones are the ara and sleepy whores. Femdom is a shit tier fetish.

I was abut to retire my twitter….but god damn it if he isn't gagging for a GOCK

If anybody still gives a shit I finished the groundwork for the chart.
Now it's time for the characters. If I fucked anything up let me know.
00 is reserved for Todd Howard and trips for Carmack.

The character has to be vidya related (and from a game, not a dev or a real person), you have to post their name and an image of them.

it's a disorder

THIS IS NOT KINO

Either he chose open instead of saving an image/file like an impatient idiot, or a bait tier filename for user to assume the former.

Seriously Holla Forums is fine, I have no idea how people get banned ive brought up being black several times

Come over here, let me tell you somethin'
I want to fuck that snake.

no fug snek

Try next thread, whenever that is.

No no no no no no no no no, all of the rolls are todd howard, except quads. That goes to Carmack.

It's not a snek though.

It didn't bait me it made me laugh really hard.

Senator Armstrong and Kirino

Is she vidya?

I may do an alt with that if I can find 100 different pictures of Todd Howard.

Blacks are secretly penis whisperers FROM THE GAY NIGGERS FROM SPACE MARS

Knuckles

I know of a psp game with her in it

One of them needs to be that anubis cat the one guy kept asking for art of. I can't even remember the name of the character or the guy, but he shat up the drawthreads more than the loomis fags.

Trannysy

Try filename threads or bait people into todd posting by posting a pro fallout3/4 or skyrim thread.

I don't get "muh dick" but some guy on /new/ put it better than I can lemme see if I can find it.

WHAT MORE DO WE NEED TO KNOW NEGRO'S ARE FROM THE PLANET GAY NIGGER IN OUTER SPACE, THEY ARE ALL SECRETLY GAY, GAY SPACE NEGRO'S I TELL YOU

I'd fuck that Bubsy

Has to be a character from vidya, mate.

I'm not gonna add too many guys, just be warned of that.

These dubs must be checked. This thread must be derailed.

Cortana; Halo 2 only

Actually as an actual nigger, I am a dick wizard.

Anyway copy pasta from dis bread 8ch.net/new/res/2867.html

"I don't get it but some of my boys say it. I honestly think it's because a lot of us feel ugly, I don't, i'm a sky williams looking nigga but I still hate my nose, I still hate my hair which is a bitch so I just let it reggie watts at this point and shit like that. Not to mention white girls that aren't trash don't like you t.v makes you think white girls are hanging of us, no lol, it's like azn waifu. One of us might get lucky and we all sorta go "Yeah man good on you!" that's the best way to hear it.

Like, listen to yeezy "He'll leave your ass for a white girl" when he's rich. This basically means "I'll date you ugly wannabe men till I find my asian waifu" it's literally "Ima get my azn qt 3.14 one day! JUST YOU FUGGIN WAIT"

So, what do we do to try and feel better? "m-muh dick is huge tho" "muh dick is so big"

It's a self esteem thing man. It's the equivelant to fedoras going "Muh intellect" "Muh enlightened" because they havent got other shit going on.

Actually if you want to see how most of my friends think fucking thing yeezy is perfect. Especially song related. It's this sort of "Something is wrong…but I don't know what the fuck it is" "Fuck the government" shit for me it's "The Jews and Marxists who wanna pat my head and make me a good little boy" but I dunno, every man needs an enemy to motivate them.

Also just on rap, there are plenty of conservative rappers and most fucking HATE this new breed of "I'm a hipster nerd boy xD heh heh" as much as I do. Donald Glover you're not nerdy or oppressed you just know the word Spider-Man and grew up with over alturistic parents, I fucking wish I had parents that could afford raising an army!"

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It mean I flipendo yo dick fam

Wait wot. I'm a white guy with and over average dick, not by much only three inches In the end if a woman only cares about size she's a used up slut and avoid her like the plague

Well yeah that's the point, White girls are our azn waifus because even we know black women are gay

it's not very nice to race mix, tell your peers that

kek. There still is a movie called Gay Niggers from Outerspace I haven't seen it but that's what I was referring to. Azn waifu's are a lie, white girls wont make your life better. I'm sick of porn, all this race mixing propoganda. I mean people are card board cutouts these days, they aren't people they're indoctrined idiots who followed what Hollywood tells them. It's all bullshit if I had my way I'd rather fuck and elf but I can't very well do that can I?

See here i'd say "hahaha white boy i take ur girl"

but I'll be serious. I fucking agree. I know it sounds "muh feelz" but…I'm a walking fetish user. I'm a walking fetish. They don't care that I'm a weeb. I love DBZ, Vidya and Comics. Girls don't see "Me" they see a way to get back at their dad. Women these days are trash but seriously it hurts that with any white girl I date? It wouldn't be love. It'd be her living out some "GET BACK AT DADDY" and I know this shit.

Mixing races in countrys was a bad idea. I'm glad I grew up Scottish but christ, We could be going to other planets instead of trannies and women bitching while betas nod respectfully. I'm fucking 6'6 and look like Terry Cruise mixed with Reggie Watts's face….and yet, I just want people to fuck off and leave me to my anime and vidya.

Also sadly the movie is shit but I'd love a better one.

Not a snake.
Also sadly taken

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I am posting from my phone. It fucks things

I WANT TO FUCK ERIN

Why the fuck does a smartphone have internet explorer.

cute, what's she from?

I wonder if that's how whites feel living in asia, half of them hate you and the other half think you're an exotic sex toy.

I guess everybody got back from the holidays.

Why's he black?

I'm 6'5 white, Scottish mixed with Welsh. How many blacks were even on Scotland I doubt many

Cuz tumblr.

Pic related. Kirino is a main character in a psp game, that counts.

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Is it a visual novel? Because visual novels aren't games.

You have me there, I think it is.

sleepy seems like a nice girl

Overlord

as in skeltal king momonga overlord? What happened to bring scalies into this? Shit I gotta read this shit now.

he goes by Ains now

Windows phone

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Overlord.
It's pretty shit though. Only redeeming factors to a cast of unlikable main characters and go nowhere plot is that qt lizards arc

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Ugly faggot, then two cute bitches on the right such a contrast.

So? They aren't our citizens, and our governments shouldn't help them with our tax dollars, while they rape and rob citizens.

rollan

Not really. Windows phones have internet explorer. Or, a sort of it, anyway. Nokia Lumia 1020, came with windows phone OS. Was pretty nice, and so I have kept it over the course of some, what, three years I guess?
Damn solid phone, and I refuse to go back to apple's garbage that got slower every update.
Oh, and it has a sweet-ass camera. I don't use it much, but still.

Tragically my screen has recently cracked. I will have to repair it. I hope it works. I'd hate to have to get a new one, honestly think I'd just buy another of the same phone on ebay or some shit.
While I am complaining somewhat, I can't actually use threads beyond 400 or so posts. It starts to lag, and most all the links don't work.

Being a badass skeleton, having tits, and being a loli respectively do not make you likable or good characters.

Ains is boring as fuck, just stands around autistically planning shit that doesn't matter in the slightest because he just curbstomps everything, as he builds more and more stupidly complex schemes that ultimately cause more problems than they should ever solve.

Albedo is generic waifubait, stupidly obsessed with Ains over one line of code to the point of being rather annoying.

Shalltear is just edgy and that's about it. Not much in the character besides 'i am a vampire and evil'.

No, you're part sheep fucker

When I posted that I forgot they had a moblie OS. But other than that I sympathize with you, I killed my samsung smart phone by with a 6inch drop face first on the asphalt. Which sucks since I started downloading my backlog of NES and SNES games onto it to kill time at work. Now I have a hand me down iphone, but my folks are paying for my data plan, so yay i guess.

Well that was part of the fun for me when I watched that shit. That's why I loved GATE, while some motherfuckers were whining why couldn't the not-romans do ambushes and shit.

Although i think she mentions resents the other guild members and Ains dodge a bullet buy doing that shit. A potential plot point should Ains finds one of his former comrades. Which is not going to happen remotely soon in the light novels.

Yeah fuck her.

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Play that funky music jewboy

I don't mind curbstomping. It's just that, if you're going to do it, you can't spend fucking ages planning shit only to win practically effortlessly.
Really, what gets me is the overly complex whatnot. The best plans remain simple, as they have fewer steps to fail.

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Wait a second, something is wrong with this one. Where is the degeneracy?

Body acceptance you faggot, it's clearly degenerate body acceptance.

Underrated post

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