One of the best things of this year were the Crash Bandicoot Retold threads we had for two months, sharing the comics of this autistic dude based on Crash in the style of DBZ.
supersaiyancrash.deviantart.com
Now we're in the final days of [current year], let's look back at the best parts of all these masterpieces. I'm probably storytiming the comics again until saturday, it isn't like i have something else to do anyway.
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I'll bite. Post autism.
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Haha dead
Fuck man I barely even remember. Isn't the entire thing on, >>>/storytime/?
With quads like that, you can post whatever the fuck you want.
Awesome.
I cant wait
Speaking of shitty webcomics, do you think we will ever see the conclusion to Rob's fight in TGT?
Considering it's practically a parody of DBZ, probably not until the conclusion or something.
Isn't Crash also a manic depressive trans furry in a visual novel? It should be in the other thread if it is still up.
No thats bubsy
Some autist apparently don't quote me on this bought the rights to bubsy and know he is a canon tranny prostitute
I shall start dumping shit now.
Check
Oh fuck here we go again.
For those ones who haven't seen this masterpiece yet, get ready, it gets edgier with every page.
Let the autism begin.
OH BOY
The idea is dumping all the comics until saturday, but if you want me to go slower (like 3 pages per post), please tell me.
Reminder that there's porn i believe of these two last characters in the last page.
I never understood SuperSaiyanCrash's obsession with showing the straightjacket doggo's anus.
Hello my children, my therapist said I should avoid all crash related topics for another three months, but I will endeavor to struggle through this story time with you.
I also saved all the oc that was dumped during my Talemastering, I can dump it if you like.
Let's go with Chapter 2
Go ahead my man.
Oh shit, are you the original talemaster?
Did you screencap those posts when Shulk came into one of the threads and had a horrible vision that turned into a demonic crash and ended the thread?
Nice to have you back, Talemaster.
Are we finally going to see the exciting conclussion of Digimon Tamers 2?
Why the hell does Crash call Aku "master" if they only just met.
That will be the grand finale of these threads for this year, as well that one crash comic where Crash literally becomes a fucking god and wasn't dumped because it wasn't finished. I believe it is now.
The one and only.
OH FUCK. Maybe. I'll look around.
I poked around his other works, none of them are as finished as the crash ones. Maybe I'll dive on back into the cesspit and see what I can find.
I'll slow down to two pages per post, we have plenty of time anyway.
Also, look what i just found! The archive links of the first three threads!
Oh boy, I never had the time to stick around for the other storytimes, so this will be fun.
Can you feel that edge anons?
Aww yeah. Such goodness, I can grab OC I may have missed..
April seems like a million years ago, I do remember my pizza sucking though.
Nothing Personnel, Kid
I had to spoiler the images because…
What, you don't wanna spend a half hour of you life pasting crash faces over ms paint tiddys?
Whoops, ment to post this for the second.
Fuck, well i'm doing that then.
But i'm not censoring the but :^)
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Tails Gets Trolled is better.
I still can't get over that Crash actually has the Demon Gene.
the tekken demon gene?
Yes, that one. Tekken is incredibly relevant in the next arcs
what the fuck.
Welcome to Crash Retold. Enjoy your stay, and watch everything you love get defiled.
Furry
ass
I'm really surpised how he managed to fit all three games in one comic. This is just the end of chapter 4.
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Nobody checking these double dubs. For shame.
Why bother.
Because this is a christian imageboard and you can't post that here
It's a meme you dip
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bump
Oh hey! I thought everybody died here!
keep bumping the thread, dude
lol its just the intro cutscene for MK9
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Tell me about supersaiyancrash
Why does he use the mspaint?
Get ready for more EDGE
fucking rip
WASTED
Why does he keep drawing in the butthole?
Because furries.
Rip lol
Is there some sort of… MEGA link with every single page? With the huge amount of shit, I'd rather download then watch at my own pace.
The guy's deviantart is in OP's link. Probably you could find some kind of script to download entire galleries, if you actually wanted that shit on your HDD
Why would you want this comic on your computer man?
What the actual fuck? Why is Coco naked and why does she have boobs?
Why not just, like, enjoy the mspaint tiddies man?
Jesus fuck.
There we have it again. There we have the obsession with satanism.
How many pages before someone gets necromanced?
Just give it a couple of chapters.
moar
kek
Also nice digits mang
Don't stop now.
Did OP die? Will I have to finish up this arc?
Nigga's probably sleeping. Man cannot live on autism alone.
What the fuck happened?
I like how these kinds of comics basically become a window into the depraved mind of whoever made it.
saving the thread
Seriously, is there any easy way to read through this mess?
user… why would you put yourself through that? I am just here for the autism.
Because I want to truly experience the autism, and for that, I need to read all of this.
Jesus fuck op way to be. Ill dump the rest later tonight or tomorrow after I nurse my hangover.
saving the thread again
How autistic is this?
Is it at least not as gritty as Tails Gets Trolled? That hurt my enjoyment later on.
Waaaaaay more autism, but not as good.
The autism to surpass metal gear
SuperSaiyanCrash is unironically great. You just need to unlock your brain and delve into the realm of pure autism to enjoy the levels of tism and irony its working on.
I'm torn though. On one hand, it's good that this gift is being bestowed to everyone once again, but on the other I don't want to see the magic being diminished by too frequently doing so.
fuckin cleanin up OPs mess.
Talemasters these days am I right?
Ok now where were we…
I'm just finishing what an user started. But it looks like we have a few new faces who have never had this tale touch their soul.
You will never hug your naked sister ;_;
also
They must keep them next to the buster sword closet.
The arms on these characters. The sad part is he never really gets much better at drawing.
Plotting begins
O-only another 110 pages to go
Funfact: All of these random characters are not really random at all. They are all his friends and admirers on DA. Well, most of them anyway.
How much new stuff has he drawn since our last story time threads?
Isn't that the plot of MK9?
What the fuck is even goin on in these series of panels?
Oh looks a new friend who will promptly be forgotten.
Still waiting but i do see some new stuff when I lurk his profile. I'll check again today or tomorrow.
Anyone lurking?
yeh
I always thought the last panel was dark but if you squint you can make out vague shapes.
What is this faggotry, who made this?
You know what amazes me the most? TGT guy actually really improved as he went, but this guy has not improved at all. I can sort of relate, but even I improved at least a little in my drawing over the years. Is this what autism does to the brain?
This guy steals basically everything in this comic from other games/comics/movies etc.
It's a heavy dose of autistic wonder, condensed and concentrated, applied directly into the bloodstream.
oh snap, some shit bout to go down.
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The world is saved!!!
Or is it?????
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/storytime/ is a dead board.
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PAINT TIDDIES
I have no objections.
I never knew that board even existed.
TO BAD
And this guy LOVES his MS paint tiddies. Half his DA is filled with them.
I had been waiting for this thread for months
I keep on rediscovering it's existence. I'll probably forget about it in a month.
Then buckle up buttercup , its going to be a bumpy ride.
Is that the special olympics?
I'm ready
Yes
I don't remember this in the original storytime.
Oh no! dat dastardly uka uka is now free!
Its funny because isn't he supposed to go super bandicoot?
How many of these i have for fuck sakes
Yes.
And then he goes even further beyond.
What I'm more surprised is that there are still even more parts of this shit I don't remeber seeing before. Crash Bandicoot truly is a gift that keeps on giving.
Wait, who the fuck is that?
Why do people do that to the disabled? Is it because they want them to basically be entertainment, or is it a horribly misguided attempt to be inclusive?
Kek works in mysterious ways friend.
I keep meaning to make an image out of the second panel, but always forget.
Oh yeah, if there was anything this story needed, it was time travel
Is this good enough? I've had this saved since it was first storytimed on 4chan.
You know, this comic isnt that bad. I don't care what my therapist said, I can handle it. I can handle anything!
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But why are everyone's tits out?
On second thought…
Oh yes.
This pains
This familiar sinking feelings
This lead on my chests
This weight on my mind.
Why.
AMINEY REFERENCE
he draws a million pages of this fucking comic, but can't be arsed to copy the same image over twice in one panel
Why not?
I cencored each panel user. Those all you see? All me. I did get lazy with that one.
why would you censor all the lewds
is it considered illegal to post that without spoilers on Holla Forums ?
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Oh ho! Who are these mysterious figures!
Thread was deleted once when I tried it and spoilers interrupt the story flow.
its
DUN-DUN DUUNNNNN
MECHA TINY
he's a big guy
You will never be a cyborgologist ;_;
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
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Is that the Buster Sword? What a trainwreck, just waiting for Crash to go SSJ3
Well that's convenient
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What did you expect, talent?
I may take a short break for a bit. I'll defiantly be finishing this up tonight though. And if you boys and grills are reeeeealy good I'll dump the second volume.
Mecha Tiny was fucking useless
Fucking really?
It's okay user, you can admit to using VLC, we won't bully.
that's pretty neat, actually
Is Tiny just some insignificant bitch or something?
She show will continue momentarily
*the show
aright now where were we.
It's the trunks/frieza fight exactly. Did thia guy come up with anything original except the OCdonutsteel?
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no
Lets play a game this time. For every page we attempt to find what he's ripping off. I'll start…
I had forgot the mask was named Aku Aku, I thought samurai Jack was about to show up.
No, a better game would be finding shit he DIDN'T ripoff.
You should take a shot each time you find plagiarized content :^)
That's too hard.
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So the name here is plagiarized from tekken, and follows the plot of the androids from DBZ.
What is he ripping off with the puppet thing?
BLLARRHHHHH
AHHHHH
Just like my aaminayyss
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There is absolutely no reason for them to keep that they are from the future a secret. He is just doing this because Trunks did it.
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The way he draws legs and arms will never cease to amuse me.
Not the dust clouds that looks like mounds of fecal matter?
Wat the fuck is happening in that last panel?
heart pumping action
He brought you back as a cat.
For some reason.
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My favorite fight is coming up soon
Megamix yes! The Piccolo rip off has arrived.
Best character.
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Sorry I am russian
WATERFIRE
I imagine Dingodile is what aussie shitposters look like.
OI CUNT, DONT STEP ERE OR I'LL ROAST YA.
Wait… australians DON'T look like that?
That's right, dingoline should be upside-down.
Ohhhh ntropy-san~
They even drew the butthole
This is even worse than the bubsy reboot
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I NEVER DEMANDED YOU TO BETRAY ME
This man is a master of dialog and suspense. He even emulates the horrible pacing of his AMINEAYIES.
please use archive.is/articles/zoe-quinns-top-10-games-of-2016/1100-5547/
You lost? Or just that THE GALL to interrupt storytime?
one of my favorite panels in coming up.
wew lads
That's just stupid… what's stopping Dingodile from torching the lot of them then raping the whore?
Have a new random ass character.
ohh boy, its gettin good now
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Jesus fucking christ
FERUDAL JAPAN??????
Oh fuck, it's this part.
AWWW YEEAAH, SHITS HEATIN UP
YOU CAN TELL THEY ARE FIGHTING HARD BECAUSE THEIR CLOTHING IS FALLING OFF
TRUE FORM
REVEAL
Actually, I think this may be the most original thing hes done.
whoops, forgot the panel, had to edit it
Anyone still lurking? If not I'll probably call it for tonight.
I'm here.
The thread doesn't have nearly as much posters as last time.
It's still pretty much New Years. People might just be busy.
I'm here, but I am going from thread to thread. Feel free to stop whenever
I'm here too.
I'm here.
Forever.
Hi
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
I woke up at 2pm today because my internal clock got messed up from New Year's eve festivities.
WELL THEN THE SHOW MUST GO ON
Did this guy proofread anything at all? Did he do any work?
No
what is anatomy.
Also we hitting the home stretch now boys.
Looks like balls to me, chief
GOD IM SICK OF EDITING MS PAIT TITS
I missed a lot last time
jesus fuck
This guy can't draw ass to save his life, honestly his tits are only a little better.
der could be 2 evil!
Also the last panel, its another cloud knockoff.
So he kills all of those other guys, but cortex just gets jail?
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great fight choreography going on here.
Confused? So am I.
I think he changed what he was doing mid scene. Or hes just a fucking idiot.
Nigger, this idiot couldn't spell choreography even if he had a dictionary.
We can kill him, that would be wrong!
Oh except for ripper roo.
Oh and tiny too.
Oh and Im sure there is someone else I'm forgetting.
But now we get down to it..
The beginning of the end..
The bait is set…
The trap is sprung…
And so it begins…
THE FINAL BATTLE
FINAL BATTLE, YOU SAY?
I can't be sure that my sanity will for these last panels. But I just want to let you guys know,
I will mention you all therapy.
BANDICOOT MASTER RACE
Isn't this the fag who gets his legs replaced with robot ones?
SHHHH, no spoilers user.
Cortex dies
no one dies ever
MOTHER
FUCKER
What about the Injustice universe charcters? those died. Unless I missed something.
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hmmmm, my Mspaint titties senses are tingling.
At least save that for when Crash creates a pink version of soul calibur to kill his clone.
Speaking about evil clones, I remember on the original threads at this point one user said something like what if it's like Dragon's Dogma and evil Crash is trying to corrupt the normal Crash so he can go corrupt another crash in another timeline.
Correction: Only characters the creator doesn't care about and aren't other people's OCs die.
Like most of the Super Smash cast or some of the classic Crash Bandicoot bosses, like Pinstripe. ;_;
funny you mention that, there is a comic down the line that has ANOTHER crash in it.
Whoa, totally didn't see that coming!
Are their boobs randomly expanding, and deflating at random times?
Red furbait is going to snap in half any second with that waist.
I always thought he was pretty consistent with his boobs. but now that I look I think its the perspective.
OH SHIT THIS IS STILL GOING ON
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You know the bad guy is pretty chill to just let the protagonist turn around, and monologue a little. You rarely see that kind of sportsmanship.
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Just how powerful are guns in this universe?
A laser took out Goku
I dont even know what to say about this whole mess
Fuck i forgot about that.
What the fuck is wrong with Coco's shoulders?
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ARE YOU READY!?!?
fuggin saved
WENT OUT OF TURN, NOTHING TO SEE THERE
IT BEGINS
Motherfucker i was born READY
He had a power level of 20 at most when he's not on guard, but its still not valid here, since not even the death star would have even damaged Goku if it was during the fight on ruined Namek
There is no way a Super Saiyan with a bad writer could ever be harmed by any type of firearm just because of them being on their guard 24/7 simply due to the writer making them UBER ANGERY
'THE REAL HELL BEGINS NOW
I just noticed that the file deleted is lankykong
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This is the absolute ugliest thing I have ever seen
STOP IT COLDSTEEL!
NO STOP IT, MY DEMON GENE!
I'm dying right now. We about to see an edge fight.
We are reaching a point were something that by all amounts should be a parody is being presented seriously.
It's fucking eerie how similar this and others are to the autistic fanfics I wrote as a ten year old. Almost like they haven't mentally matured past that age.
wow what a cop out.
Oh user, its get so much worse.
I know. It's just that I can't still swallow this level of autism. Also I don't remember some parts of this shit.
For once evil crash I agree with you. That was some bull shit.
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Oh nooooo!
Evil Crash is a master tactician.
HERE WE GO
THIS IS IT
SUPER BANDICOOT
A POWER MOST RIGHTEOUS
If you guys are new to this comic, you won't believe what is comming from this at the end of the series.
OG talemaster here user.
I had to clean up current years work, typical.
What does he rip off at the end? It's been awhile, and I wasn't really paying attention before.
What's the opposite of the devil, user?
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Oh god now I remember…
Oh no!
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what did he mean by this?
BEAM FIGHT!
Isn't it the name of a Digimon attack?
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QUICK EVERYONE, SHARE YOUR POWER WITH CRASH!
I SAID SHARE YOUR FUCKING POWER!!!
B-but it's not the genkidama.
…..fine
Nothing lines up right, why does he do this?
Well here we are…
Back for another round once again…
Is his beard green?
And now our tale…
Has come to an end…
Finally, I need to go to bed.
And they lived happily ever after…
You wish.
Holy shit you kept it.
Or did they…?
you can't be serious
You haven't seen nothing yet.
JESUS CHRIST JUST KILL ME
Alright that shit shows outta the way again.
I guess I'm locked into a second dump again arent I?
OH, A FIRST TIMER HAVE WE??
I'm serious. Dead serious.
Ohhh user, you have such sights to see.
Dem Digimon School Uniforms
….so do any of you actually read this? I'm only paying attention to this thread for memes, morbid curiosity, and maybe because I hate myself, and I haven't dared to enlarge any of these to seriously read it. The thumbnails tell me all I need to know to be honest.
Fuck yeah best arc.
Alright I'm off to play vidya. Do you faggots want me to dump the rest at some point or should I save it?
You're missing out, truly.
It's bloody amazing, of course I read every last panel like a true autist.
You're missing the point of all of this m8
will there be more