Space Ebola epidemy on warframe

Same. what is the space babby?

They turned mass murdering space jihadists into literal edgy teenager anime protagonists as a plot twist.

Warframes are just flesh golems controlled by space children with shitty powers

DE took a big shit on the lore by making the frames have operators who look like 14 year old tumblr rejects.

Long story short, they put faces to the tenno, and said faces were tumblr-tier abortions that make Shinji look like fucking superman.

At the beginning Tenno were clusters of energy that inhabit and power biorobotic bodies. This has now been retconned into Tenno being autistic children remote piloting meat puppets.

Pretty much everyone at DE but the art team, level designers and whoever put together the core gameplay needs to be fired. I don't understand how they consistently fucked their product into the ground.

Haha, wow. That sounds fucking retarded. Glad I never got into it.

WoW from 2008 says hi

Wanna know something funny, DE fired the guy that designed the alt skins because he didn't like the new ember skin

Hi WoW from 2008. Warframe copied Destiny. Don't blame them. It's superior.

fug

Any of you fine lads want to post a picture so I can have a laugh?

So Frost and Chroma Deluxe skin cancelled?

If you want a real laugh you might want to ask around for the images that show that DE stole Bioshock placeholder textures

Destiny being far from being the first to do an infection event in their mmo aside
Good joke, user

I thought he ragequit because they were fucking around with his designs?

And how sniper rifles are resized space ships, or the other way around.
Or how they reused a puddle texture from their previous game, Dark Sector.
Or how they edited some guy with broken english's giant, constructive post full of criticism into a perfectly worded asskissing compliment.
Or anything related to Warbros

wot? pic?

WTF are you talking about? they look nothing like the ships.

They wouldn't have done it if Destiny hadn't. Destiny is much better.

checked

that edit still makes me mad

I always love seeing a good trainwreck but I will not waste hard drive space for a game I only played for 5 hours.

I can't find the ship but I'm 90% sure this sniper rifle is one of the ships you find either in the skybox or in the pre-mission cutscenes.

I want reddit to leave

Yeah it's the vectis but i forget which ship. They reused the atomos multiple times. Along with 4 opticors to make a corpus jetpack.

Jesus christ how horrifying.

The clouds were bushes in SMB1 too

reddit as fuck.

assets get reused all the time because 99% of people aren't autistic faggots

this is especially true in a game where you spend all of your time going as fast as possible to get the shit grind over with as fast as possible

>>>/reddit/

You sure showed me kiddo

It was "Zen" as fuck, and the lore entries were a delight to read. The knowledge that you were Divine Energy was badass and mysterious.

Now as so many user's have said you are a 14 year old "Shinji" tier operator, element of badass and mysterious gone and will never come back until they retcon the "Divine Energy" back and throw the "space babies" as far fucking away from the IP possible.

WHAT

yeah they made your character a mix between to base faces

turned my aryan hitlerjugend teenager into a light skinned nigger. Literally no reason to not just keep the facemask on em at all times now.

also the space aids tumor is going to be a good thing. It'll be used to infect your pupper and make him edgy screenshot this.

wouldn't it be great if the dev's used this as an opportunity to kill off the space babies.

{Gee i guess the tenno were divine energy all long and the space babies were nothing and will never be discussed ever again}
^^
I so want this to be the case.

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Any videos of the Space AIDS infection? want to see those fucking emo anime reject operators getting fucked.

3 gets my dick hard. whats wrong with this again?

Autism.
Second dream is one of the very few things shitframe did right, if untimely as usual.
Build up and foreshadowing were going on for years and properly done, only brain dead normalfags and deranged fetishists didn't see it coming. If anything they should've made it earlier to actually surprise people.

It never would have been surprising. "teenage pilots" is the thing that every person who played the game had floating around in the back of their head, prefixed by "boy I sure hope they aren't creatively impoverished enough to try".

I expected smaller kids/something really deformed but yeah flavor text existing in the game for months pretty much confirmed super kids long before the quest release.

Space baby genocide must happen.

What if they were old husks of humans who are barely kept alive by life support machines instead of edgy-looking kids?

^this. Like a thousand year old dude. Would be much cooler.

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A lot better than kids controlling Warframes or space magic somehow is controlling them and has granted them sentience. Having a thousand-year old NEET controlling a Warframe seems a lot more satisfying as a reveal. You can't just keep it a mystery forever.
What's your suggestion instead?

not really

Sentient energy beings are a common theme in sci fi novels.

id leave it alone, children are endearing and a breath of fresh air.
however, way back when i tried the game out i remembering wondering if tennos were some kind of worm that were transplanted into what were essentially biological vehicles. or was that a prevalent theory that im remembering?

How is magic EMPRUH better than magic SPACE KIDS?
In a way cripple kids are much edgier than some undead god.

Who ever said edginess was the end goal? Space emprah is much more relatable than some weird looking space baby.

How about this

That nidus nerf is coming. I can feel it

Well this is slightly interesting. I rarely play, but exactly what does alignment do? I at least know its from that War Within quest, but I never saw any substantial effect. It appeared cosmetic only for the profile thing.

Alignment so far does absolutely nothing it's just a jaded attempt to make your choices matter when since it's an mmo the overall plot will always go the way the devs decide.

maybe it might mean something in a future update?

maybe, but like every new mechanic DE adds it will be half baked really grindy to begin with and won't be properly fixed till the 2.0 version a year later.

2.0 kubrow ai with actual companion commands never ever

It's a good game
There I said it. It's not perfect by any means. But it stands out as a good action/shooter. Complain about the grind, but at least the gameplay itself is fun enough to hold me while I do it. Also, Chroma best warframe forever.

Ah alright I see someone brought up the less topical corrupted blood.

It once had a chance of being good. ONCE. Stealing shit from WoW only makes it look more desperate.

The core gameplay could be so amazing if it had AI and level design made for it.

aside from changing alignment, what the fuck does it DO to you though, what are the negative to having it, does it physically affect your ability to fight?

I see than no one mentioned why they went with the space potatoe children - chinese market

That's it, nothing complicated.

If I had to guess based on a likely inspirational subject, it probably adds obnoxious visual effects on your screen at random parts.

The only thing it has for it is the gunplay, and there's nothing good to use that gunplay in. It's mediocre.

I just wanted to be a sweet ass robotic copy of a legendary hero.
They had to ruin that for me.
I will never forgive them.

Also, there's not enough Moa porn. Look at those legs.

Everything I hear about it makes me sad, not just that I missed it but that it was so cruely murdered.
Feels like the vidya equivalent of Rhodesia.

I don't know, I've found a fair amount.

[Distant clanging]

I can make the edit later
I'll also post those lewds later
I'd do it now but I'm at a friend's house right now posting via my phone

Fucked the spoiler

Where? I've found a grand total of two images that I can think of, and both were made here.

And the second one's shit because the guy added a face.

Maybe I should just edit it instead of complaining about it, but still.

There's also this, I guess.

This is for now

And it added ledditspacing.
I'm on a roll today.

Pleb tier

And now this is spoilered
I think that's enough posting for today.

I'm still fucking pissed that they turned the Void from a mute brawling paradise where the only sounds were BGM, SFX and a lot of weapons firing to having the corrupted yell and grunt like the normal units.

Alright, here's the Moa without a face.
I also added a light blush because I fucking love blushing. Give me the word and I'll remove it if you want.

And here are the other MOA lewds I know of.

Light face blushing is always good, bro
Thanks

MOAS ARE NOT FOR THE SEXUAL

MOAs are clearly for the sexual. Why else would there be no corpus women?

From wiki :
The Comba (and their counterparts the Scrambus) are the first enemies in Warframe to have both male and female versions. They are also the first Corpus enemies to feature females.

I wanna impregnate Valkyr!

Would you be a good daddy? Would you be there for her and help her raise them?
What would you name the child?

Stop repressing your feelings.

lol

Damn, these are ugly
Three is somewhat okay, but still a bit too much for me.
What happened?

Let's try that again.

Here's a picture of your son. Congrats, user!

Only if you edit pic 2 of to be wetter and to have trembling legs

And this is why I refuse to play this trash game. You want to lock your content behind not only a paywall, but a fucking timewall? Eat shit and die, I'm the kind of person who plays videogames for 8+ hours a day, but then suddenly when I've max leveled all my currently unlocked items, frames, and gear, I've hit a brick wall where I'm unable to progress without waiting for a several real life day timewall. That's cancer and whoever designed such a system needs to just off themselves immediately.

Can you fill me in on what corrupted blood is about?

Vanilla WoW Zul'Gurub raid. Final boss would debuff a target that would spread to others in the raid and kill whoever caught it. Someone caught the debuff and poofed themselves out of the raid and into a major hub city where the debuff wiped out hundreds of people in minutes.

Unless I'm mixing up my fubars and they're referring to the pre-Wrath Ghoul infection crisis.

I will later
On yet another computer

It's a fact

I remember the pre wrath thing, specifically I remember played bitching nonstop for 3 days and forcing the devs to end the event 4 days early for whatever reason.

You're correct on both counts. The original plague was entirely unintentional and happened shortly after ZG was released, and the second was the Scourge Invasion before Wrath.

The cause of the Corrupted Blood plague is kind of funny when you think about how it's hard to truly guess what players will do with your game. If a player got hit by Corrupted Blood and left the raid, it would fall off like it should. But if a hunter pet caught the debuff and was dismissed, it would still have it when resummoned, even out in the open world. Naturally, this led to a bunch of hunters abusing the glitch and leading to mass chaos in cities on a bunch of realms.

It sucks that the Scourge Invasion was received so negatively, that players couldn't appreciate a short distraction from the usual grind and enjoy the chaos. I wasn't around at the time and I hate that I missed it, but I think I've read old forum posts where people were upset that the event was preventing them from raiding. Like, for fuck's sake, your raid gear would be irrelevant in a month anyway, who gives a shit?

I blame those idiots for Blizzard's pre-expansion events being absolute horseshit from then on (except Legion's was pretty decent). Made them too scared to try anything of that scope again.

Right, the scourge invasion event was dope as fuck. Basically zombies had set spawn zones and if you got hit 10 times you'd turn into a zombie. At which point you could infect any humanoid npc and they'd follow you around, you had about 4 abilities, one of which was a heal.

I remember paladins kicking ass since they could cleanse the disease off, everyone else was fucked. It was funny, even faction leaders weren't immune to it so they'd get converted into shitty zombies after 10 bites.

It was a very fond memory, I remember waking up and hopping on to do more of that whacky shit and none of it being there because they ended it early, it originally was supposed to last a full week with zombies getting buffed each day, and a world event to cleanse the infection to top it off.

People still play this garbage game? Which only exists to make its players grind over and over to get new content which isn't exactly better than their previous gear, just slightly different or worse.

Can someone give me free gibsmedat?

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been playing past week or so see this thread log in find out i have space aids
fug
welp time to spread it.

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Check out Vanquish by PlatinumGames.

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So if you park Nidus inside the creepy dick chair room you can get in there using the Operator. Creepy dick chair will comment on your space shota.

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I had plat left over from scamming goys and wanted him to wear something other than the shitty Sentai suit, sue me.

I want to operate sexually on your operator

How about you stay the fuck over in your shitty orbiter covered in garbage?

…post ign

???

That's… not my son.

It is
user, what did you expect a Warframe/Human racemixed child to look like?

No, the implication is that Valk got fucked by Zanuka. Which might also count as incest, since, if I remember correctly, the thing was built off her whatnots by Alad V or whatever his name was

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A farewell to space babies was just too much to ask for
there is no god, and if there is one he is a dick

What I would like is a quest that allows for our frames to kill our own operators and the innate sentience the frames have takes over the role of the operator. You lose operator powers though. Would definitely make an interesting split in the community and could lead to some Tenno in faction fighting. DE would never cut out content though and they would have to work out how to voice the sentience or have npcs react differently.

That would be rad as fuck, but sadly will be put on the long and ever growing list of "things DE should do to make warframe 100 times better but won't"

Hold on, why are they in untextured rooms?

where does the sentience come from though? would it be lingering will from the original inhabitant of the suit? or maybe from something that the orokin used to create the warframe in the first place.

Well all the frames have been confirmed to be made of the same stuff as the infested "technocyte" I think? Anyway this means all the frames are living beings when created so it would have to be something to do with the Orokin in the first place.

Genuinely a good idea. Frames killing operators and forming ideology different faction would satisfy both parties.

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If DE added the option to SPACE THEM OUT THE AIRLOCK LIKE THE REST OF THE GARBAGE I'd actually start playing again

OH BOY

I'll admit, that's actually pretty neat.

I don't want a corrupted grinner as a pet.
Also, if they don't have vacuum they are as useless as the dogs and cats.

also this

Just found out it's a place holder and that it's going to get its own model later.

Classic DE

WOW!
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!

It's what DE calls content, yes.