GET ON IT

GET ON IT

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This isn't lostboy.exe?

no. it's the game

Why are you on this kid's nuts so hard?

So it's cool if I have the pirated copy?

Sorry seismic but I don't pay for porn

I talked to you in the thread you made pretending to be him, you're one committed fuck

yes, I don't have the game installed and it worked perfectly.

OH FUCK

For posterity: someone is pretending to be some guy from a steam giveaway thread named "Brutux"

His deleted posts:

I deleted the guy cause he kept shitposting about it. my apologies user

FOREVER EVER

No apology necessary, I just wanted to record it

How does it check what year it is? Will it only run if it's on a computer with an internet connection that lets it access a timeserver, or does it just trust the system clock?

Well I am away from my computer so it's not going to happen

SHIT
I had a login cookie from shopping on amazon earlier. Now they are gonna sell me wolf girl stuff.

Use ghostery then

Maybe he means that the file will be taken down later on? DLing right now to test with an offline system.


Ghostery sells your data. Disconnect would be better.

Godspeed.

By the way, if it were to work , could someone upload it to vola or somewhere else? Is really appreciate it.

I swear to god, he better not mean that this is self destructing software. If it is, I will flip a tit!

Its on vola right now, liru_xmas.

That would be way too extreme. Many games have xmas bonuses linked to the date, I guess changing the clock and date would do the trick?

Going offline now to test.

And I'm back. It's a standalone game, and it works offline just fine. I'm guessing it relies on the system clock - so setting it back should be enough if it throws a fit.

Liru sits across the table and there's cake along with "Mentucky Fried Chicken" food. Seriously, I can't understand the obsession Japan has with xmas KFC. That kind of junk food is just cheap and basic for something like xmas… I prefer to make interesting dishes myself.

As I understand it, US Service Men tried to get Turkey and Goose for Christmas during the occupation, but all they could manage was fried chicken. The Japanese took to the Christmas holiday as a fun little winter festival, and from their perspective, chicken was a traditional dish. So it just kind of became synonymous with Christmas in Japan.

When KFC made it's way to japan, American tourists that would visit in the winter would buy KFC since turkey was hard to find. So the Japanese associate the celebration of Christmas with KFC. And since Japan absolutly loves commercialism, they hyped the fuck out of KFC for holiday dinners. There are even waiting lists for Japs to place orders on special KFC holiday meals.

I see…
I did get some chicken yesterday, but it was grilled and condimented. Fried chicken is just too 'normal', IMO… Or does KFC make special kinds for xmas over there, I wonder?

Oh, and for those wondering, there are scenes in the bonus material - it's not just Liru at the table.

Thanks

Ah, so there are special holiday meals. That does spice things up a bit, I guess.

Anyone who wants to try the bonus, remember that it's standalone so you don't need the base files at all. And once 2017 is up I think a simple date change should make it executable again.

Huh, I was actually looking for his thread a few days ago. It was a general retro thread.

He seemed like a new friend, and I wanted to greet him

Add this side dish to your history story about KFC in Japan, Japanese people will preorder KFC months in advance for Christmas. And KFC is considered a high end restaurant like Taco Bell out of Demolition Man.

Nigger, I've been to a KFC in Japan around Christmas. It's just another fucking fast food restaurant with dumbasses on their phones eating lunch.

some of the best fucking fried chicken I ever ate though god damn

Woops, that was a bit too much simulated emotion for me today.

Wait, does this mean this is a male impreg scene? Or is this the MC?

No, it was just good advertising. KFC capitalized on Ameriphilia at its peak.

what did he mean by this

It means it's actually John Oliver porn, you open that shit up and after the title you just see him riding a black bull

Look at the time on your pc and think about what you said.

are there like new scenes or is it just the outfit?

there are new scenes.

Download dlc
Archive until feelung horny
Set back the computer date to 2016
Open game
?????????????
Profit

This is my first time playing a Liru game, are there translations and why the fuck does it want access to the webcam and mic?

Hover over the bottom left of the gamescreen to access the language options. As for the mic, the game allows for voice commands or something. You can deny the access can't you?

It's not DLC, you can play this standalone.


As said, the corner in the main menu is the options toggle. Each corner has a different function, actually.
The mic is used for the 'shout' command, in order to select an option (for hands-free operation!) you make a sound and it'll pick the option based on the number of sounds you make or something along those lines. You can deny the access if you wish.

wow i can't wait for my roommates to finally fucking go to sleep then

You mean i can two hand my longsword? Noice

Thanks user.
Yep, it asks on launch.

Oh wait, maybe I meant bottom right. Ah well, you can find it.

Jesus, i just fapped.

If I bought this how do I dlc?

SHE IS OUT TO GET SOME

Let's get festive.

It's a standalone.

Of all the things you choose to be a bad goy, it has to be this one

this made me more hungry than anything

Thanks Liru, now I won't have to celebrate Christmas all by myself.

This meme is trash.

At the risk of sounding like a computer illiterate retard, how the fuck do I play this once I've downloaded it

If you want more, you could just ask politely.

pics of the new scenes plox

Eeeeehhhh? What's the problem, twerp?

DO NOT FALL FOR THIS BAIT
He just wants you to post your rare Mokous.

plz post

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So the scene select thumbnails show a version with the full outfit, anyway to access a full version of those?

I actually wouldn't mind seeing the full outfit versions either. So lewd looking.

WEBMS WHERE

THE PERFECT END TO THE PERFECT YEAR

apart from all the celebrity deaths and terrorist attacks.

Buy the fucking game faggot.Or pirate it.

seismic, my nigga.

wew

Agreed.


Good choice, Owlbro.

heh.

checked.

She looks like a roast turkey.

You're free to add me user, i like making friends.
I don't know what's up with those fags but they are giving me a chuckle to say the least.

Get on this dick.

NNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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gay

So the maker of this game just give it for free until the year ends ???

Save it for the next, faggot.

Use fapping like me and can literally control when you wake up or go to sleep.

I see seismic is in tune with western Jewish traditions.

you mean african american traditions?

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Japanese love their fried chicken and christmas cakes.

Don't forget all the shit games. Thank God another year is almost over.

He meant the undying romance between Mark and cockscakes, user.

that was not unique to this year

and won't get any better next year.

I know, I'm just glad I managed to survive 365 days of shit.

Not one celebrity who died this year do I give a shit about & at least terrorist attacks are something interesting to talk about.

George Micheals, nigger.

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Do i get to feed her a bowl of eggs in return ?

366 days of shit. 2016 was a leap year.


no, you feed her sperm.

I think I want to cum inside her

Fuck.

Literally who? The person I most care about, but still care about a lot less than anyone else seems to would be that nintendo man.

Try setting your clock to 2017 and see if it still works.

He's from fucking Wham! you uneducated faggot, the group that does this annoying shit that no one really likes, that saxophone song, and the 80s Christmas song. David Bowie, Greg Lake, and Prince also died.
Though I don't like Prince's music except for a couple of song, he was an exceptional guitarist and worth mentioning.

Meant to reply to .

She's so cute!

You're the uneducated faggot

How do you play in english? Does it use your locale's language?

it doesn't

In the lower right there's a button for options, doesn't show up until you mouse over.

Fug

now put your dick in her!


why not user? seems pretty simples.

I know what the song is, but because is an uneducated faggot and because I didn't want to make another post posting the song, I figured I'd explain what the song sounds like because he's likely heard of it. BUT NOW I HAVE FAGGOTS LIKE YOU TRYING TO UNDERMINE MY KNOWLEDGE OF GEORGE MICHAEL AND WHAM! WITH THE ABSURD NOTION THAT I CANNOT NAME CARELESS FUCKING WHISPER OUT OF THE FUCKING 3 GOOD SONGS THEY DID.
NOW I HAVE TO SPEND MORE TIME EXPLAINING THE STRUCTURE OF MY POST, ADDING MORE TO YOUR UNFOUNDED INSULT, BECAUSE FUCKING NIGGERS LIKE YOU DISTORT THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER BY SUGGESTING I CANNOT NAME CARELESS FUCKING WHISPER

CALM DOWN user

>>>/cuteboys/

chill user

Good luck, your dumbass will need it.

THAT WAS A GOOD FAP

dont do it too much or your dick will fall off
i am a doctor

I CAN'T STOP

YOU MUST

IT FELL OFF AAAAAAAAA

you had your fucking chance

WHY CALM DOWN? WHY NOT JUST LET IT ALL BURN TO THE FUCKING GROUND? WE'VE ONLY JUST STARTED.


SO SOMEHOW, KNOWING WHO THE FUCK GEORGE MICHAEL AND WHAM! IS ENOUGH TO HAVE ME QUALIFY AS BUTTBOY? I'M NOT EXACTLY BITING INTO THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT OF FAGGOTRY HERE, MR. (1).

ONCE AGAIN, THE MEANING OF MY WORDS HAS BEEN POORLY INTERPRETED BY ANOTHER RETARDED NIGGER. MY INDIAN CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENT I CONTACTED YESTERDAY HAD A GREATER UNDERSTANDING OF ENGLISH THAN YOU FUCKING MONGREL. HIS NAME WAS FUCKING PRADEEP.
P R A D E E P
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I COULD SMELL THE CURRY THROUGH THE PHONE. HE STILL MANAGED TO PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND AND FIXED MY ISSUE. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING EXCUSE AT ALL WHEN A GROUP WHO HAS AN AVERAGE IQ OF 82 CAN SOMEHOW FUCKING MANAGE.

Fuck me that's really arousing.

This is beautiful but at the same time so,so evil

Japan is a great place.

If you never go there it's a great place.

I doubt you've been but I'll correct it for you anyway:

Certain aspects of Japan are great.

If you have a lot of money and go there for a week it's fine. I don't here many people happy of going there and that even counts weebs. The reason they have so much fantasy stuff is so you can take you mind off of how shitty it is there. It's a level of escapism not known in the rest of the world.

is this really censored vn?

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I've lived in Japan for the past five years working as an assistant English teacher and I've enjoyed it.
My weeb friend on the other hand hated it here because she loves to base her whole personality on the fact that she has depression, and they didn't pat her on the back and reassure her every minute.
In fact, she told someone that she has a mental illness, and they said
She was out of there so fast.

100% correct.


Is it on Steam? I'd hope not.

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why is she your friend, people like that are unbearable

I wanted to make a webm of that adorable opening but I can't figure out how to convert swf video to something actually usable.


Beautiful. That's the appropriate response to everyone who broadcasts their mental issues for attention and sympathy.

I was her neighbour and went to high school with her.
I used to be good friends with her, but now I just pretty much only hear from her on social media sometimes.

I've got you covered mate

HELP ME
MY FLASH PLAYER CRASHES ERRY TIME I TRY TO RUN LIRU
I CANT LIRU
HELP

How do I change this to english? I just download the rar from the link, any tips?

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One of the corners has an options button

Ah shit forgot to spoiler

Season 2 when?

Have that comic/one page of her getting it on with the MC?

MOOOOOOOOOODS

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I somehow got it to work and now I'm sure FBI will on their way any minute now, do I burn computer in backyard?
fastest fap ever, worth it

For what? Doing sexual with an adult dog/cat/fox woman hybrid? You'll be fine mate.

Though imagine appearing in court over a lewd videogame you've played, would be mortifying.

Spoiler that shit! I just got fired on christmas!

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Now I want KFC..

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Not like that. Like this.

pls its xmas ;_;

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Comrade what is your fucking problem??

Christmas is over

But I'm set on 24th

Let me guess. It's the same shit but with a christmas outfit?

This pleases me.

He's an orthodox Christian, shitlord.

What a beautiful fap.

What a slut.

She's an elf.

That's what I said.
Is that manga any good?

Very.

Tell me mods will fix it

Last Christmas, I did a huge fart
But the very next day, it was boxing day

I've been there; I went for a month.
It is a great place and there is a lot of 'magic', that is, things that you would consider impossible or inconceivable in the West.

If you go for anime, it's not that great, when you've seen Akihabara, no other tech/anime/media-type district compares in terms of feeling, and others don't feel nearly as nice. If you go to experience it all, it is. It's really safe, really easy to get around (almost all public transport services have english notes underneath key words, and having a map and free GPS positioning using Google Maps should be enough to explore the entire country safely) and is authentic in ways the West can't muster.

Probably the most striking things I noticed were:
>Akihabara is really a street, not that long, with some skeezy backalleys behind it. "Electric town" is a bit of a misnomer, although I am fairly certain it's unique either way. If your tastes and desires aren't too specific, you can find what you want in several/many stores on the strip, and you won't get a bargain on it most likely.

Sage because blogging.


The worst parts are the silent moments in your hotel room at the end of a long day.

huh this is pretty interesting because my roommates want me to go on a trip to japan with them, i don't want to spend the money but i also don't want to disappoint them. how do the gooks feel about the irish? usually when i travel now i use my irish passport instead of my american one so no one fucking bothers me about their problems with america

wrong slur. I went and I'm amerifat, and no one really cared.

i know its the wrong slur, silly habit

You know, I wasn't planning on masturbating before work…

Is there another way to download this.
Amazon drive do not work for me

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I don't believe any of your story, it's well known english teachers are like the mexican farm worker over there. Pay is pretty low and everyone treats you like shit in a place you don't belong.

Now everything makes sense.

You can't uncensor it, It's not a game, it's an interactive movie. Just like the first one which is still censored.

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what did he mean by this?

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I wouldn't think your choice of passport would make a difference. An American one may get you through customs slightly faster. Hoteliers are the only other people who will see your passport.
The people are… people. As long as you're not overtly unpleasant in behavior and observe their basic customs (don't make bad faux pas' when eating, don't make calls on the train, etc..) you'll probably be generally welcomed/ignored most places. The Japanese themselves are generally well behaved and pretty placid.
There is a stereotypical brand of loud American tourist who stand out very much and make life miserable for everyone (fat families with brats making a lot of noise, and fat blacks being even noisier), so if you're quiet and polite you'll be miles ahead of them to begin with already. Also, If you seek sexual services, I've heard that it's best to do this alone, not in groups as it intimidates the bouncers and they think you're trouble.

Generally, all shopkeepers will be polite to you. Citizens are a mixed bag. I've had people approach me on the street and offer help, directions and even compliment my hair (not a woman), but I've also been referred to as gaijin in a mutter as well.

Generally speaking, I'd recommend it, with caveats:
>Be mindful of the quality of your friends before you go. You're going to see the place, not to see your friends in the place. If they're shitty people then you may feel restrained, and you'll be mindful that you're wasting money and will have a Bad Time.


Have read an extensive story from a woman (groan) on imgur (double groan) with photos which stands as an anecdote that this isn't necessarily true, although I have heard what you've said also. If I was poor and employment opportunities were thin, I'd consider it for a lark.

all the girls have their own reaction if you hold on for too long, you're supposed to tap to move on

t. Gaijin Goomba

Is it just me or does he look like a ching chong version of the current year man?

so, youre supposed to just high five them?

my experience with the Japanese online has been entirely polite, despite the potential anxiety a machine translation or english only speaker might give. Seismic himself told me approaching a Japanese online and talking in English may be uncomfortable, since many are not fluent and they may feel they are being tested.

Japs supposed hatred of westerners is completely exacerbated, they like I'm sure many of us do despite western attitudes to entitlement. They are appropriately cautious of foreigners, much as we are here in our own countries where we can comfortably express such a discomfort as we have surrounding political events these past few years.

I've talked with people of all ages. Some appreciate the English, some look at it as a challenge, some are noticeably nervous, something I can understand very well. But they are largely absolutely sweet people. Many of them have a very nice sense of humor, and to my surprise even, a lot of them are a little lonely like many of us, with few friends and do appreciate the encouragement and friendliness.


no, you just tap their hand when they put it up to the screen to continue to the next part, but the fact they put in several reactions if you keep your hand touched to theirs is impressive, and a little heart touching.

teach me memes and english after liru

Fuck off you filthy commie.

And that's why SJW bullshit simply doesn't fly over there. That's pretty nice.

Regardless, Japan is a nice place to visit, but it's not roses and wine when it comes to actually living there. The social aspects and high cost-of-life are things to consider.

Why is this allowed?

i dont want this sort of thing associated with my real name though.

THE ENGLISHU. AAAAAAA

sauce?

its in the mp4

That was a fag impersonating him

You mean because it's hosted on amazon? Just DL it from incognito, or better yet, the volafile.

a little bit yeah.

How do use the English subs for this?

FOREVER EVER

Mmm-mm, that great DLsite quality you know and love!

It's only really noticeable with a quick glance, but I thought the same thing.

hover at the bottom right and click options

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I don't think you're aware of what 3DPD is. Hint: it's not 3DCG.

Japanese porn laws
All porn needs to be censored

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The exchange teaching program I'm on dumped me into the countryside, so I'm solid.
I only ever visit the nearest big city (Sendai) once a month or so via train, so I'm able to save up quite a bit.

3DCG:
3D ☑
PD ☑
Stop lying to yourself and fapping to low-quality garbage.

It's 2.5D
Up to taste, but most would disagree with you

3dpd has smells and is gross. Not has smells = 2d.

SizeMick help.

Best seismic game is stil Usa Ecchi

I disagree. It's good but Liru is better.

Just started downloading this, so is it just something I toss in the folder for the full version, or is it a separate thing with different clothes, or what?

Separate things.
It's essentially a skin with new dialogue too.

Well I got two things this Christmas;
A box of chocolates from a co-worker and an incurable boner from Seismic.

I love the Metal Gear reference.

guys I need the volafile link

Close quarters cuddling

I tried.
The self-insert's dialogue got too stupid for me to continue.

Here ya go.
volafile.io/get/BqvEIRlHUG_b/liru_xmas.rar
The amazon link in the OP works faster for me though.

Colossal quantity cumming.

Cat's quavering cunt.

she's a werewolf princess, dumbass.

Canine's quavering cunt!

Come on now, I didn't even try.

i know this isnt a 4am thread but im guna post like it is,

why do i fall for 3dpd shit anymore? i no longer love the one im with, this relationship of ours is just fucking horrendous. Honestly how do you live without having something live to fuck? i mean honestly the only sole reason i stay is because of that, but then id have to either grind for one night stands again for fucking get another waste of time relationship. fuck man.

Approximations via dildos and onaholes, along with a healthy amount of self respect.

The key to a good relationship is that you're great friends underneath the temporary lust and sex, etc.

The less you have it, the less you want it. Inversely, the more you have it, the more you want it.

Look at the problem as if you were suffering from an addiction. Although it's better not to forsake it completely, it's more than possible to cool it down by a lot once you're done craving it like a madman.

Hey user, how's Mishima? I've been considering going on a college trip to Nihon University for the summer just to take advantage of my school's travel abroad program, it doesn't require the traveler to know the language but I'll be taking Japanese 1 any way. Also what do the Japanese think of spics, specifically non-mexican ones from the states?

Personally I masturbate for a couple hours a day until I'm numb to it.

By not giving a fuck, to be honest.

Don't talk, fap.

True, that must be comfy as fuck in there. Any interesting sights you've seen close?

I just fap. It would honestly help my temptation to 3dpd more if the fucking nips got rid of censors. If they did that then I would be done fapping too 3dpd but until then I too also desire sex from a 3d. But luckily for me, I'm a shut in with social anxiety and depression so I'll never be fit enough for an actual gf so I just jerk off and playing video games that involve a lot of grinding to take my head off things and keep me happy and from killing myself. So the real answer is just fucking fap.

Getting some sick fetish would help you more since I heavily doubt you'll find a normal 3dpd that would be into it.

also, this

My liru is entirely in japanese. Do I need to adjust some setting to get the english translation?

Hover over bottom left and click for options menu.

Bottom right I mean, fuck

Got it. Thanks user.

私は皆さんから、このクリスマスプレゼントを楽しんでいただきたいと思います。 ⁽ ´◡`⁾

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Well, that was diabetes causing levels of cute.

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Besides Mel Brooks, what good Jews are left?

Take it from someone who hung on to a bad relationship until she dumped me, you have to rip off the band-aid sometime.

I know it's unfathomable but it is possible to be in a relationship with someone you can like as a friend and fuck as well. I'm guessing the sex is no longer exciting and you don't like being around her. Do the adult thing and tell her how you feel. She might dump you if you don't dump her first, but it's better than ignoring the problem until it blows up in your face.

I haven't had sex in over two years since she dumped me. But if I did everything right and stayed, she still would have bored me to tears. Now she can play her mind games with someone else and I am free to discover who I really am: A sick twisted freak who is trying to find the female freak of my dreams.

At the end of the day, you have to be honest with yourself and others, otherwise you'll be miserable living a life that isn't yours. You are worth more than just a girl's boyfriend, your ambitions should be #1 in your life.


Fapping is nice but you can dream bigger. The first step to reaping all the benefits of normalfagdom is imagining a situation where you will have all you want and trace your steps backwards from there.

apparently in japan KFC is the Christmas tradition
no clue why

Poor taste, maybe.

Fuck me I just started

? na ? sa n ka r ki no ? ? ? ? ? ? ? shi ? ? ? ? ? shi n te i ta ?? ta i to ? i ma su

Because turkeys aren't native to Japan, and importing them would be rediculously expensive.

close enough. turkey tastes like nothing anyways

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Like all other American fast food joints, they serve their crappiest to Americans and actually make an effort overseas. I had KFC in France and it wasn't the best fried chicken I've ever eaten but it was in the top 20% easily.

what a hilarious silly grin. will you share the full image with me?

I can't understand people who are so desperate for sex that masturbation isn't sufficient.
I mean, why not just get a pet pig, sows have big butts and make for a good fuck.

i cant understand people who are so desperate for a good meal that they have to eat my lasaga

When I saw "Hello, user!" in the corner I said out loud
NOW AMAZON KNOWS MY SECRETS
THEY KNOW I LIKE free video games.

source on song? that kicks ass

Well it's chocolate cake so it could be bad for her.

clever.

Off the top of my head, only Woody Allen and Roman Polanski. Even then, I don't think Allen identifies with Jews all too much, and Polanski is only a good director, not so much a good person.

now that is a foot job.

Oh I didn't even notice my flag was still there.

Sometime next year

I did my part.

Cummies'd //////everywhere/////// with Christmas Spirit!

Friendliness is a natural human language, everyone can perceive it, I have not heard of any sort of thoughts on hispanic people. Assuming you can be a happy, and appreciative person you will be treated well. If your ethnicity is very visible and expressed, I suggest wearing it and accepting any stereotypes because they likely mean no harm. You are a visitor in their country after all, and there is no shame in breaking ice with jokes they may easily comprehend such as ones about funny hats and foods.

It's from Castlevania.

I aint touching washingtonpoz's owner site.

mixtape or pomf link when?

Does this nip have a patreon or something by the way?

He's one of the few devs that is based.

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yes, he does.
patreon.com/myuRanRan/posts

oh man.

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So…. what if this is some spyware crap? Is that the official seismic account?

yes it is official.

Hmmmmmmmm

Listen user, I'm a spyware dealer, and I can tell you that this isn't spyware.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I don't know… did the dev actually state anywhere that that is his official twitter account?

crosslinked from his pixiv, his own site, his dlsite store.

Is this a standalone or do I need the original as well?

Standalone

Fucking lurk moar newfag.

Thanks. I needed to hear this for the 1000000th time in a decade. Next thing, should I go to reddit, check your dubs? What's the next move in your masterplan?

crashing this thread

Nice try newfag, you don't know what the official twitter account is so therefore you should FUCKING LURK MOAR.

Not much to see around, but I'm right next to the town with the highest density of cherry blossoms in Japan, so it's really pretty during spring.

if you hear this that many times, i think it's a sign you should stop posting.

Yeah, I didn't know the twitter account, sue me. Well, it doesn't matter right now. I got the game, I got validation that the link's official, you two can suck my dick. It's time to fap.

If you hear news about a space elevator having been built, that is just my erection piercing the heavens.

This only made me twice as mad not only was the base game a huge disappointment but the dlc is just a retexture as well also the anons in this thread most likely didnt post in the original threads fuck all of you

anyone got videos? my dick is starving, but my download speed here is horrible

What changed since release?

Use a sandbox

I never wanted to go to Japan, but now I kinda just want to go there with a backpack and wander around the countryside.

I recommend it. Roaming around Tokyo alone can occupy days. From a an architectural point of view, from a designer's point of view and from the point of view of a person even remotely interested in sociology, it's a very rewarding country. Plus you will invariably stumble upon many pretty temples and other curiosities, even in cities (often, temples will be nestled in between city buildings in unexpected places).

It's big though. The first pic related is a park in the Tokyo bay area, which is about double the distance to the tree line in length, and triple in width.

I'm not kidding about the 90's part either. It just seems like time stopped. City streets are filled with late 80's and 90's Toyota Crown taxis picking their way through traffic, as well as panelvans and delivery trucks (kei and non kei versions). There are some newer Crowns and some taxis are using newer Nissans, but these are rare. There's also a whole spectrum of new cars that we don't get in the west which are kind of like 90's cars except a little rounder (flame design in vehicles has not been adopted there it seems).
The buildings alternate between communist style severe boxes, generic American style postmodern office blocks and modern glass class skyscrapers. Chosen finishes in almost all respects are dated ones, in respect to chosen materials, palettes and layout. Far from being oppressive, it's actually comfortable. This is true of their houses too. The other thing worth noting is that behind every main street frontage, there is usually a block of dense apartments and businesses with even more plain architecture, creating endless warrens of active alleys to get lost in.

I think the real question is, how are the women?
From character to physical appearance.
They're obviously not all make up crazed, tits enhanced super christmas cakes, but what's it liked there with the youngsters and mid 20/beginning 30 folks?
Did you make any experiences among them?

Wow I've always heard about how those Japanese citys are packed but I never thought it would be like that makes me actually want to save money so I can go one day.

From living there I can tell you that all the women just want a guy they can depend on financially.
Teens will chase you for being a foreigner, but once they're adults, they become dependent.
It's just a negative of the dominant nuclear family paradigm.

I heard plenty about the older generations being rather gold diggerish, just curious if they pass that on to their kids these days.
And there's always that stereotype about the super beta jap men today, it must suck for their women if there's no fish to catch, especially no goldfish.

Most I've met are super particular about women;
That's mostly the businessman types though.
Guys from the countryside just want loyal women.
Big city guys are probably the betas.

Understandable. It's always the city folk that're picky to the point where it becomes delusional.

I've always kinda figured that the japs would be sensible in some cases.

They're all gorgeous from behind. Well dressed, immaculate hair. You see it if you stop and watch the people flow around you. It's a surreal feeling of something.. health, I suppose. They have very low obesity rates and a high degree of racial consistency, which is unlike what most of us would have ever known if you're from America, Australia, large swathes of Europe, etc.

Faces vary from mainlander Chinese (prominent teeth, big nose, thin eyes, stereotype bait) to pop idol (small nose, larger eyes) in terms of attractiveness. Generally, children in the larger cities have more refined features than people from the country.
In terms of makeup, the vast majority of them look somewhere between tidy and impeccable. It's very rare to see a girl not made up to some degree. They're just tidy people I think. If you're preoccupied by such things, try to imagine what the face would look like without makeup, particularly pay attention to the dark highlights that add depth and emphasis to their eyes, as this is the classic Asian trick that turns ugly faces into acceptable ones, and nice faces into amazing ones. Look at how much white of the eye is actually visible.
As the meme goes, age is generous with these people up until menopause. Women under 40 (or higher) can generally look rather attractive to us.


A coworker married one. She does indeed want that, but she also expects him out of the house and working most of the time, but not in a dislike sort of way, if that makes sense. It's weird.
I got the feeling that the home was her domain. That may be an old fashioned thing though.


There is a part of their female youth that are "bitches" I hear. The problem is that they have great public facades so it's quite difficult to tell.


Anecdote I have is that some of them think that us Westerners get the "ugly" girls.

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japan must have a lot of disposable celebrities lmao