Jew York Times: "New Mario Run isn't family friendly because it doesn't have enough Kikery"

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never forget that it was semen slurping cum encrusted leftists faggots who did this to vidya in the first place

op-ed?
more like pre-op-ed

Why didnt you post the picture of John Flynt from the article?

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How does one manage to get so far up their own ass without being able to see how much shit they are spewing?

Oy vey, you can't have a female acting feminine or a male acting masculine goy!

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holy fucking lel, i always thought it was an edit.

Some of you are alright, don't read the new york times tomorrow.

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CHRIS SUELLENTROP is a jew.
Riddle solved.

Its literally always the kikes.

This wouldn't have happened if you made good consoles with good video games. Instead, you C&D'd good video games made by your fans, and made kusoge for cell phones. You reap what you sow, faggots.

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I was almost about to state that Wonder Black is a pajeet when I saw the jinx 9/10 good job

Am I the only one glad they didn't fuck up the lore just for the sake of the approval from faggots? Unlike some other fps games

There comes a point where one's head is so far up their own ass the anus closes around the neck and leaves them without light to see, and without oxygen to think

They didn't fuck up the lore but they fucked up the game in their never ending quest to dumb it down until every useless cunt can play it.

I've been seeing a lot of "this is what got Trump elected" comments on a lot of clickbait SJW articles like this. I bet we are going to hear those words more throughout these next four years.

Holy fuck they're all real.

WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY THINK LEIA AND HALF THE JEDI OF EPISODES I-III WERE? I FUCKING MAD.

now that it's mildly related

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It's entry level shit normalfags watch to pretend they're nerds like in big babongo terry

Someone being a sped over a video game for using something the series was known for. You're reading someone getting upset over a game.

Holy shit I always thought it was faked

The author of this article, everyone. Why does every beta who moans, groans and hand-wrings about "sexist tropes in vidya" look like they were cloned from the same fat, neckbearded asshole with glasses?

it's a fitting word wether you like it or not, fellow gamer

It's the mario of movies, just because hipsters flock into it doesn't mean you have to be a contrarian

Because they were. They were cloned from the DNA scraped from my asshole.

Oh. Well, mystery solved, then.

I'm not being a contrarian, I just never liked it.

You know how women go insane without a regular dicking? As it turns out if a man is effeminate enough and doesn't wank a lot or have some pussy the same thing happens

P-please stop

If that's the case, have you tested positive for aids? How many times have you been fucked in that hole?

Good. This is going to really piss off normalfags and anyone else who isn't already tired of their shit.

$20 says he meant to say 'my wife's daughter.'

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And that right there is the face of a man that doesn't get to fuck his wife.

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Who are you kidding?

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That cover "art" is hilariously bad. Why are there so many SJW artists and why are they all so fucking shit?

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Post Modernism

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Hipsters like to imagine themselves as great artists regardless of talent or skill.
Because hipsters don't like working and developing artistic skill is work.

Water is wet, more news at 11. Honestly, I'm just tired of this shit already. Nobody gives a shit about "gender stereotypes" and whether or not they're perpetuated or subverted or whatever the fuck. It's old hat, and I'm not going to get angry about it. You can do what you want but I'm going to ignore it
Most people don't agree with their bullshit anyway, what are they going to accomplish by crying about gender in some bullshit article that nobody gives a shit about? The minds they'll capture belong to those who already believe what's being peddled here.

In short, New York Times can fuck off because I don't agree with their bullshit, but that's not going to stop them from getting on their soap box and preaching to their choir. Let them preach, I'm going to actually play vidya

The third one highest comment by reader ratings was also selected by the NYT's itself as a good comment. All the sites personal picks are critical of the article. I guess NYT's is sick of NYT's shit.

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What if there is another meme candidate you like more?

To be fair the comment while critical fits the narrative

not fuckin likely

People still care about MSM? Last I checked their trust rating was at 5% or something.

before the entire election, you had already imagined trump as the perfect presidential canidate?

p much

im tired of it and normally bringing this kind of thing to my attention annoys me. but this article itself is such a dated and ridiculous to the t stereotype over something so innocent that it feels like it did 2 years ago. its like a big parody.

wait…
no…
really?
I don't want to be wrong
but I want them to be real.
there's even articles that may or may not be pretending to be mad at these pictures.

I can't tell, how can I know for sure?

I don't think so user.

What a pathetic cuck

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He has a very punchable face.

They weren't given real roles and were merely background decoration, another sexist trope gamesplainers like to defend.

Mario has incredibly deep lore. Parallel universes, communism, etc.

I think I'm gonna have to virtually slap their shit.

Fucking extremely.

I fucking hate numales.

loli jedi

post porn

So electing the Meme Emperor didnt get rid of these roaches.

We need ask ourselves, what will? Any ideas?

Dude, it's barely been a month. Obama's not even out of office yet. The roaches didn't take control overnight, you think we'll drive them out in that time?

What if we trick them into thinking all the news websites are haunted? Then they'll be scared away.

Obama isn't even out of office.

Are we sure he ain't an alt world/ future version of Time Heidecker that traveled to the past to shit on sexist video games?

It's real tweets by a fake account

you asked for it

Why

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Drafting. The military may not be as harsh as it used to be but it has its ways of turning wimps into capable men.

should've elected hillary then, WW3 would surely happen.

???

This was actually very good.

While hilarious, im not sure how we would even do that.

Nice going moron, you just made the problem worse.

Would never work. The idea's outdated

Yare Yare Daze

We've got at least four years of Trump to turn this shit around. Give it time.

We put on sheets and go "boooooooo."

White sheets purhaps?

Yes and hold torches so they think we're ghosts from a really long time ago before flashlights.

Good idea but I think we need to go further, like like some other shit on fire, like something highly symbolic.

sad thing is they would love seeing a cross burnt, maybe a burning quran or star of david?

Is SA-X female or genderless?

How about a giant 'T'. For 'Time to leave'

Maybe a Cross to make them think we're ghosts that are cross with the media

GamerGhosts?

Fuck, it makes too much sense.

Have you actually been in the military?

That's it. And we'll bring lassos so they think we're dead cowboys.

I've had absolutely no interest in Mario Run at all because it looks like boring shit made for idiots. However this New York Times article makes a pretty strong sale.

I thought this was a respected news establishment

We should all dress up as our favourite video game characters and march on New York Times HQ and tell them directly and forcefully that these are OUR games and that they should just back the heck off.

I dibs Shantae.

Bunch of fucking libtards.

Uhhhhhhhhhh………………

MSM really was never good.

oh hey, it's you again.
Do you have brain problems?

If it weren't for that rich spic who backs them NYT would be dead.

I thought he was Jewish

Nothing will. Pushing them into irrelevance, however, is very possible.

That's all I need to do.

I just, I can't, without even reading a word there is already too much at fault.

He probably is, but I remember him having a spic name.

pls tell me in te coments people are not this retarded
also
could this be a blessing

I didn't really get anything out of that article. His first claim is that it's an outdated trope, and while it might be true relative to the current climate of western culture, saying that it's bad based on some uncited revelation that there's a profound psychological effect is foolish. On the matter of the survey, if the numbers he stated are accurate about the ratio of men to women in video games and men make up an overwhelming majority of game protagonists, then what I would take away from that is that they are indifferent enough on the issue of the sex of the protagonist at least to the point where they don't bar themselves off from playing them and therefore besides the point.

When it comes to the actual game itself, it's a Mario game. People expect it to have the tropes that the author has made clear he holds in disdain. Even if Nintendo were to make the shift to expand the audience by diversifying the tone of their games, it would most likely be born out of the desire for profit with supporting gender equality being an unintended side effect or afterthought, not because the designer suddenly turns into Miyazaki. The mere suggestion that corporations such as Walt Disney do anything besides for maximum profit is ludicrous.

This is why I hate opinion pieces. For the most part, the lot of them are just opinions only supported by other opinions rather than logical conclusions. Anyways, I'll admit that gender representation is a problem in vidya because of the quantity of people criticizing representation, but the reason as to why it's a problem eludes me. I'm beginning to think that most of the critics are the same way yet too blinded by fervent emotion to see it.

They select comments based on the quality of the response rather than the opinion. The NYT tries to be impartial, though it's generally accepted as left-leaning.

Shouldn't they at least TRY to hide the fact that they obviously don't play videogames?

Top comments are shitting all over it

Women should be seen and not heard. 3d ones, at least.

These particular women shouldn't be seen, either

Is that scan from an online database and if so, what is the name? The front page of one of the Sunday Review copies had a picture of a man wearing a shirt that said "White Male" on it holding a picture of Pepe and I've been meaning to post it, but I've been too lazy going through all the trouble of taking a picture of it and scrubbing the exif data.

This particular faggot shouldn't be seen.

So what can we expect from the next Mario Bros that would satisfy the Jews?

Mario is more set in its ways than pokemon at this point. There may be some "diverse" side characters, but the main cast will stay eternal because nintendo is afraid fucking up the formula too hard.

[bone chilling groaning sounds]

Pic related for Chinese.

Windwaker WAS released on HD though

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His left eye in the pic is absolutely drifting off and not focused same as his right

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No one seems to have informed female romance fiction writers though.

It's only true in the diseased minds of leftists and, as we know, they are unhinged from reality.

It's bad because a FUCKING WHITE MALE might enjoy it.

Of course they aren't. This is the MSM we're talking about, the same MSM that kept on insisting Hillary was in for a home run victory.

Why don't we take a look at who the major demographic that plays, and more importantly, buys, games is?

He holds gaming in general in disdain, but is forced to pretend to appreciate it because being a nerd is the currently in thing among soulless hipsters. These vermin love nothing but themselves.

Because that's worked out so well for other dumbfucks in the industry that swallowed the blue pill whole, right?

What profit is there to be made pandering to people that don't buy games?

Nigger, you're listening to the imbeciles from Holla Forums too much. TFA and Rogue One are clear indication Disney has other goals in mind besides making a buck.

You need to go back to whatever shithole you came from. You obviously don't belong around these parts.

I've been in for 6 years so far. I went from a fat weeb to a weeb with too much money on his hands. I don't have room to buy more figurines. At least shooting guns is fun.

How does it feel to be cannon fodder for Israel?

Frozen was fucking awful and Elsa is an irredeemable character. She ruins everything, makes her people suffer and unwinds relationships with neighboring kingdoms, and just says lol idc and runs away saying its not her problem. Fuck her and fuck anyone who likes that shit movie.

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Better then it feels to be Israeli livestock.

Couldn't have happened to a better game though, Super Mario Run sucks.

At least normalcunts don't fall for this bullshit anymore.

Holla Forums is better than Holla Forums at this point. trumpfags ruined that board.
TRUMP HAS A LOT OF JEWS ON HIS TEAM, BAN ME NOW KAMPHY

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keep crying, sinead

the only thing missing is a duke nukem soundboard

context?

Hello?

They're scared to death of actually adding characters too, it's why almost all the New super games just have mario, luigi and two toad recolors.

What the actual fuck

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is this micspam or what?

>He is writing a book about video games
EVERY TIME

new micspam

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Too bad. Critique of Trump is gonna have this vid of this bitch trailing behind it.

This is amazing

I really have to watch this movie again. It's just so weird.

ftfy

Stuff like this is why I'm glad I don't have internet friends anymore. Shit like this happens way too often.

It's our job to push them over the edge. Then the world will be great again.

It's even worse when you know them irl and they're only a few miles from you Humanity just isn't ready to have a microphone 24/7

Gas them.

3DPD not even once

They should've just stopped writing there.

Don't worry kike-kun! Mod-sama will gas you soon enough! Afu-fu-fu~

I really want Tron to sit on my face

That's an incredibly silly and idiotic way of looking at things. How many misinformed morons feel the need bitch en masse about things that are non issues? Shit like prohibition got passed because enough people (mostly women) bitched and moaned about how terrible people who drank any sort of alcohol were and look how well that turned out. Really I can safely say that anyone who bitches about gender representation in video games is both ignorant about videogames and a reductionist fool who can't see past superficial qualities to appreciate the intrinsic human qualities that people share.

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Its pathetic really, the lengths they have go too to demonize traditional values/gender roles.
Really makes you think.

that's disgusting. people like you are the reason why we have the vanilla tag on sadpanda

PS: I ate eggs for breakfast and have to suppress the gag-reflex

Not much space in the narrow field of information permitted to exist within the narrative, eh?

All these propagandists serve is a tiny distorted spec of a larger picture by trimming whatever doesn't fit their lie. The real kicker is they're not even good at it; practically nobody is convinced. All that wasted money in academia to study their favorite marxist figureheads produces nothing but an imbecile incapable of doing their one job: lying to a crowd. Hell, they're so bad at lying that they're lucky to even draw a crowd anymore. Viewership plummets to new lows every month.

This.

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Daily reminder that all the inbreeding has ensured kikes have a genetic predisposition towards mental illness. This can also explain why they're all leftists, considering that leftism is a mental illness.

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I fucking bet you this faggot would be complaining about this too if it was real, they'd see it as mario being an ugly sexist creep and/or "proud empowered wymyn need no incentive or unnecessary, condescending rewards for anything!"

I bet you watch black shitporn

Mad man.

Where's the context, who the fuck is that woman, and who are the other people. What the fuck

It's obvious a bunch of leftists and Jews being their usual, disgusting selves.

sauce

Trump got elected, didn't he?

I mean the picture.

How could you say no to those digits

This smells like opportunity user.

Undoubtedly SJW bullshit helped get trump elected, but if we can further spread that truth to normal fags think of the push back it would garner.

Just give the leftists enough rope to hang themselves. They're already going batshit and Trump hasn't even stepped foot into the White House.

Probably female, given that it's made from Samus’ genetic material.

full blown jew here, please don't associate us with SJW trash

Of course, they are your minions.
The goyim are waking up, better. save for that trip to Israel.

Yes, it's still part of the victim olympics.

Actually, it's a bunch of relatively high-profile Holla Forums-grade spergs. Look more closely into Sinead McCarthy.

who cares

I knew that this would be misinterpreted as soon as I reread my post, though it was 1 AM and if I used better word choice then my thought would be conveyed more explicitly. The problem I was referring to isn't the lack of gender representation, which is a belief I do not share, but whether gender representation is a necessity or not. It'd be better described as a point of conflict.

How? If you push the boundaries of what is normal, then you end up with free publicity like the article or this thread.
See .

I hope you're happy faggots. More smartphone kikery follows.

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Now that's new

If the most prestigious title you have is ==former== then someone along the line you made a mistake. I bet this guy also thinks the sky is sexist because it is blue. And cars are all racists because tires are black. Worst part is the poor kid. Just wants to play a game but then here comes Mommy's Husband to lecture about why the game is crap.

Nothing is new at this point.

Yeah, they had so much free publicity they had to shrink the nigger in the Chinese poster, and then had to cast two famous Chinese actors in Rogue One to get the chinks back.

Not that it helped since Rogue One underperformed on all fronts.

You're one dumb motherfucker and should stay in Holla Forums. No one likes posturing, "neutral" turds like you.

Everytime

This is the Overwatch Tracer Pose all over again. Now Nintendo won't make fun of how stupid this is but I hope the group running @sonic_hedgehog takes a jab at the writer.

Sinead McCarthy is a flat earther, dude.

his twitter

wat

Leftists love to invent words to yell at people since they actually lack arguments.

cancer, it's cancer

This post is an oasis of peace in the madness of this thread.

Nigger, you should lurk more. This is just another Friday night around these parts.

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one of the 1st 3d waiifu

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my ears

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Oh I assure you it has plenty of Kikery.

holy shit

So she says she is a "white nationalist" but she's actually a feminist psycho? I tried looking her up but I didn't understand anything.

Needs more reminders about the horrors of the Holocaust and lessons about why you should never question Jewish membership the managerial caste.

That's pretty hot

So the writer seems to forget that cultural diversity trumps all. Nothing is more culturally diverse than Mario. If I had a twitter this is what i'd tweet at the tard.

such a good man, to be protecting his wife's daughter from such horrible sexism as damsels in distress.

Nice schoolyard argument, faggot.

A MAN WHO WAS CUCKED TO DEATH

Am i a cuck if my cousin's husband died and i took the role of father?

if you're not fucking her yes

If only they'd actualize their self-loathing and led by example and killed themselves.

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Considering he is literally blood related I'd say no.

The whole purpose of opinion pieces are to generate discussion.

Thats called being family

the article does have 299 comments, which means they started getting people like us commenting and they had to SHUT IT DOWN.

Only if it hinders your actual family or hopes for one.

Raising your own family members doesn't get you in the cuck club. Unless they're mixed breeds.

user, you talk as if the kid is his biological child.

What actual family?
What hopes?
You're making loads of assumptions user.

What the fuck is this?

You know that both Ahsoka and Mila are protagonists, right?

Oy vey, when will you move to Israel?

Comedy Gold.

it also explains why the hair color and the faces are so similar between sjws

source

Aposematism

Only ugly and useful idiots become SJWs

i cant. go more than 1 second in to this. this is just going to be a bunch of yelling. does this have a script i can read or something?

bitch, how fucking long are those goddamn arms
do those shits telescope up to have a mile or something? christ.

Artists name is Hashibiro Kou, you sickfuck that girl is only 1X

Thanks user. Gotta love those slutty lolis.

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3 of them aren't canon anymore, and Ashoka doesn't count becasue not human.
Yes, that is really the kind of logic that these morons use to justify their crusade.

That is raycissssssss….

Go fuck yourself.

Prince Hans did nothing wrong.

Uh, hi, Ahsoka Tano? I mean, she wasn't part of the Extended Universe that was declared non-canon.

Christ.

damn son that is some fresh OC I tip my fedora good sir. r/4chan is the best my basses nigga'!!!!

Holy shit

i swear to fuck now that 3D women are worthless the men are making a run for it too

Can a numale even be called a man?

holy fuck

I would not mind having angry, hate filled sex, maybe even with violence, with that bitch.

sup /just/

That doesn't really challenge what I said. It's not surprising for companies to advertise differently based on region. In the West where diversity is something that is heavily noted and discussed, companies go out of their way to emphasize it. What reason do companies have to promote diversity other than money?

Debatable. It's made over $400 million so far, twice the amount it costs. I wouldn't be too upset if I were a producer.

I suspect you're one of those shills trying to make this place an echochamber because of your standoffishness, but whatever. It's annoying but tolerable. If you aren't, then there's no reason to act like a nigger.

I thought it was Blood+, but a couple of searches say it's Blood-C

There's a reason why I didn't give a source you know.

Best micspam in ages. Thanks, user.

oc from Holla Forums thread

Top fucking jej

I have no reaction image for this.

Give me a reason to spare you along with Zach Braff from Holla Forums.

Until they hold my yuri hostage.

The Force Awakens was an abomination and people should be ashamed that they even liked it.
Rogue One was ok

Nigger lips don't look good on anyone user.

there was so many aberation in the script that i saw this movie with so much pane due to how much i wanted to flip a table and facepalm …

not even counting the SJW thing if you watch the shitty dub version of your country:

Yet they did it. and create a female version of captain and soldier which is horrible.
it s suppose to be : "Yes Sir" gender is supposed to be irrelevent.
yet they try to put SJW/feminist shit in military …

This is Star Wars we're talkin here.

he might as well add "um at least i have a life" at the end

Ever wonder why the Western MSM keep making big pushes to establish third and fourth world divisions? Because the audience there are still mainly composed of retards and muzzies who swallow whatever shit they sperg on about. Modern journalism is simply propaganda fronts serving subversive interests and in the West that shit doesn't really work anymore.

I don't see a joke. Don't you mean /lol/ thread ?

Is Chad supposed to be the absolute most douchebag name ever?

that is the point

Don't do this.

I never watched it, but I like the lightsaber with an energy hilt.

That's it.

kek

But the mod is a jew

i think he's part turkroach, as well

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It's a nig, isn't it?

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Look at SMB3 sprites, specially the SNES remake.

Red = Communism
Green = Louis CK

Jesus, I thought my mom had a temper on her…

We all do, user.

She used to be pretty big on Holla Forums or at least her whiteknights were. Hory shir are e-celebs cancer.

I can understand disliking the established liberal system, but you gotta be autistic as fuck to be "alt-right."

Peach is white, blonder, wears pink, acts like a wife and doesn't get involved in edgy adventures and screams gurrl powah so of course they fucking hate her.

you have any more pics like that or azumanga related things? its cute

sinead and her minions used to constantly astroturf Holla Forums (and still sometimes do). it pretty much turned her into persona non grata overnight.

Because you are a faggot? Or is there some secret webm source searching service that I am not aware of? Tineye sure as fuck doesn't have an option for that and searching for "monster with arms eating twins anime" did not help me out.