The Walking Dead : A New Frontier

In the spirit of Christmas, Telltale found it suiting to fucking milk this shit for another God damn season by refusing to let Clementine just vanish off the face of the Earth while offering two episodes from the start in hopes of drawing back in the suckers it lost with Season 2. Praise fucking Satan for the eternal suffering of people who trek through this dredge only for Clementine and Kenny's sake. It's actually surprisingly fucking good this time around - for Telltale standards - I'm amazed.

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Garrus turned into a hobo for this one.

I was wondering why that fuck sounded familiar for some bloody reason. He's arguably better / worse than the S1 hobo for a simple fucking scene in which he roundhouse kicks a God damn Walker. Make of that what you will.

The only good thing that came out of this multikulti zombie fest was the SFM porn.

I liked chuck

is it better or worse than season 2? Do saves carry over like in the previous games?

Just watch it on JewTube, you filthy whore. Same thing as """"""""playing""""""""" this """""""""game""""""""".

Nice trip-dubs

HassanalHajry does a decent job.

Saves carry over from previous Seasons like they normally do and you can now just run through a generator in case you fucked up your saves and don't feel like trudging through the entire thing again just for completion sake. Basically only a handful of choices really mattered going by it and in S1 it seemed only the overall notion you gave to Clementine you mattered - As in family, self-reliability, etc etc - is what mattered the most alongside whether or not to shoot Lee. In the second season it seemed that your first interactions with Kenny were some of the things that mattered the most, alongside the ending itself. I was pretty much a Kennyfag through and through with the generator and I still got a "Temperamental" Clementine which can be fucking edgy at times but surprisingly enough she's still the same soft-hearted sweet pea she always was given you pushed the correct buttons

As for it being better than S2, the short answer is yes. It even has the potential to be better than S1 if it keeps going at this rate. The only thing I can suggest doing is not be like 95% of the fucking players and treat Clementine like a fucking Angel considering the protagonist is someone new, it just fucks up the flow of the writing. Long answer is Protagonist is definitely likeable and is basically a mix between Lee and Kenny, you can lay down the rules surprisingly often all things considered and you're not forced to take shit, AND the fucking secondary characters are actually fucking useful for once. Like, they are legit not braindead monkeys, all of them fucking finally died off. No more Sarah's, no more Janes, no more fucking Junkie and Mike. These fuckers actually know how to do shit.

Both episodes totaled around some 3 and a half hours as well, so the playtime is still going down overall.

I'm still upset that I'm bothering to buy and play this shit, it's entirely out of obligation, I didn't want to see this season and I didn't want to support Telltale but I've heard that it's surprisingly decent and Clementine will forever be my daughterfu.


I'm actually happy to see Garrus' VA getting more work, he's pretty good. Kind of wish he could use a bit more range, that odd crackly reverb in his voice lets me know it's him every single time.

You only have yourself to blame mate.

Wasn't he like every third character in Fallout 4?

I'm away from my PC for the holidays, otherwise I would have pirated that shit. But I'm sitting here in the middle of the night unable to sleep due to my insomnia and I'm desperate for something to do.

How do I game the generator to make sure I get a nice but Kenny aligned Clem? I'm not going to play through season 1 and 2 again beforehand.


He was absurdly present, yes, they used him a fuck ton. If it wasn't already obvious somebody at Bethesda really liked Mass Effect thanks to the dialogue wheel

There's nothing really to game, it's somewhat binary in whether you're basically a Kennyfag or a Janefag. Or a fucking edgelord as well.

>your dead dad ends up biting mama
>Kenny fucking dies and he just wanted to take Clem and AJ to Florida for fun in the sun
>your niece gets shot in the head by some faggots

Fucking hell the first episode was draining as hell.

Well we'll see I guess, booting it up now. Guess I'll give my thoughts on it here while I play.

Hate to be that guy but TPB is down and kickass got ruined. Anyone have a working torrent? I'd be pretty grateful and so would a few other anons probably. For what it's worth.

Just don't be meta as fuck in regards to Clem is all I can suggest. I swear to God the fucking choices involving her are like 95% in her favor almost every time even if it is fucking retarded, I fucking hate the community Telltale garnered.


The start of the Season is, surprisingly enough, the strongest its ever been for Telltale I feel. Then again I'm a sucker for the Spaniard theme it had going on even if Kate and Gabe gave me cancer on multiple occasions Hope you gave her the Cassette player back user.


Let me see what I can cook up real quick.

Well, got an 'even tempered' Clem that left with Kenny when they met at Wellington, so it feels fairly accurate to my choices. Can't imagine they matter much anyway, fucking Telltale.

The opening's pretty strong so far, at least.

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Got it up on Vola, not entirely certain if it's going to work being a private tracker and all - as well as with me being tech illiterate when it comes to this stuff - but hope it helps user.

Thanks so much man! I'm curious, it says episode 2. Does it come with episode 1?

All the torrents for Telltale Games come with all available episodes up to that point, can't really separate them from what I understood.

Well it works fine for me. Private tracker of not, they can't really tell who you are aside from your IP and they wouldn't get much business or many seeds if they used whitelisted IP addresses.

So just letting you know it's downloading fast and working good.

Remember kids, the second you start getting boners the whole world ends.

Is the game shit now because kenny dies and jane dies anyways too

It's a hell of a lot better for it really.

but that just proves nothing you did in season 1 or 2 matters. you do something in one season. time skips the fucking next.

You should of realized it's all horseshit from Season 1 m8

worse

there isn't enough.

Kenny's death is completely retarded, holy fuck, I knew it wasn't going to amount to anything but I didn't expect it to be a fucking car crash that happened due to random chance for no reason.

At least he's finally with his boats user. And it also means half of the people still playing this are now finally free.

Shes kinda a maverick.
Kills one of the dealers in the settlement, leads the new frontier to the prescott settlement and starts the whole shootout that destroys it.

Episode 2 is released already? Did they release them both at the same time or did I miss Episode 1's release?

They released both of them at the same time, probably to try and trick people who loathed S2 into coming back.

Its because the disc release was delayed. They wanted to release it all at once so they just gave everyone 2 eps but both late. Ep1 was supposed to come out in November

The episodes are short as fuck anyway, so it at least softens the blow a little.

I'll take your word for it as it definitely feels like a rushed job but, surprisingly enough, in the technical department this time around instead of the writing department. I don't know, I might be overstating how good this season is shaping up to be since my expectations were so catastrophic the end result is incredibly pleasing.

My Clementine seems really badly written. I've never looked at this game as more than an interactive movie but it doesn't seem as good as I hoped. Better than Michonne but so far, not as good as S2. And that's not a good thing.

Go in details user, I'm curious if there is actually any real change to speak of this time around - at least as far as Clementine goes seeing as she was the main selling point of this.

Not that user, but so far, all of the characters seem much more likable and consistent. Even Clementine, who took about ten levels in edge, is better than her season 2 counterpart.

But just getting past episode one, and about five minutes into episode two, I've noticed some serious framerate drops, some Z-fighting, and a really rough hitch. The Telltale engine looks nicer but it still runs like refried ass.

Nice movie.

I've got a bug if anyone else has seen it. I downloaded the torrent up on volafile but when I start the game in the start menu I get a completely fucked up background with no new-game or anything. It keeps panning to trees and shit and it seems like I'm missing textures and meshes or something.

Anyone else use that download?

The main game is really pretty, and it has good camera angles. I think the framing and stuff like that is really tight. I got the Clem who is about family solidarity but she just seems jaded. At the end of season 1 Your niece gets her skull caved in with an AK round and the emotional breakdown isn't believable. Javier was with little baby brains blown back for 4 years. around the same as Kenny and longer than Lee but he just kind of blinks at it and gets over it in one day. Jesus' intro is kind of unbelievable too.

As long as Kenny and longer than Lee was with Clem*

Everything about Jesus is unvelievable, hes a shit character.

In all fairness it's not hard to achieve that, Clementine would of been a shitload better in S2 if the entire supporting cast sans Kenny weren't a bunch of mongoloids or worthless retards. I think I'm going to be in the minority that enjoys the Jaded Clem in this season because you are actually given choices to put her in her fucking place and subtly remind her what the fuck you tried to teach her in the previous season - not to mention outright berate her for stupid shit, even if it ended up being an accident. The technical issues are quite obvious, aye, but I can't say I encountered any issues with framerate tonight. Almost got stuck in two technical hangs due to some camera fuckery tho'


It really dropped the ball near the end of the first episode and the transition to the Flashback didn't help matters either. If that scene did one thing right was not making you carry her corpse to the grave after picking her up and shit by mashing Q.


Wait for the Tunnel segment m8, you're gonna pop a gasket at his bullshit.

Jesus is whatever you call a boy Mary sue.

Clem is really hot I wonder if she got raped at the new frontier.

Pulling a fucking Moley on her with AJ is guaranteed to kill the entire fucking franchise and by extension Telltale, their not stupid enough to do that

What's a moley

I don't mind her being more jaded, she can't stay a sweet little girl forever and a lot of Season 1 was about Lee and her learning that. The game lets you be a little too nice to her in a meta sense though, it's no wonder the results are so skewed in her favor.


Fuckin' great.

Gary Stu, I think is the common term for that. And yes, apparently he's even worse in the comicbooks.


I dunno user, Kirkman apparently helped write this season, he's a big fan of the ol' rape.

Who we should have gotten instead of Jane for season 2. It's late nigga, excuse the shit English


One of the main complaints I have about it to be honest. Not that it's inherently a bad thing, lil' bit of fanservice can definitely help, but I imagine that once Telltale sees just how fucking skewed these results are I fear their just going to fuck up further episodes and make sure Clem can do no wrong. I'll be moderately happy if I can keep yelling at Gabe though.

And I forgot the picture, fuck me.

Jesus may as well be a Mary sue considering he's a twink and all. The main thing that erked me with this season so far is that there is a black guy with blue eyes. wtf kind of nigger has blue eyes?

OH MOLLY. I'm sorry user but I think Molly was just as bad as Jane. But I think that's more sexual preference, I dont like girls who think they're tough shit.

There's no way she wasn't the original version of Jane. Then again, digging around through behind the scenes shit and VA interviews, apparently like ninety percent of the plot was dropped for S2 and things were getting changed constantly. No surprise they axed her, I doubt she'll show up in S3 either.

And there we go, another technical problem, just had a pretty rough crash at the winch scene where all the walkers show up.

Told ya', it felt rushed from a technical point of view.

It was shit anyway because it's from TellTale

Welp, just finished episode 2. I can say without a shred of doubt that this is infinitely better than season 2. Not perfect, but still fairly solid at least on the writing front. The ending was genuinely unexpected, and I'm interested in seeing how things develop from here.

Fuck you Conrad, you dumb nigger. I'm glad that ninety percent of people shot that fucking faggot, I was so happy they just let me wax that fucking retard then and there.

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I didn't kill him for Clementine, I killed him because he had a gun pressed against my nephew's head. I've got a no nonsense policy for that kind of shit, you draw on me and I'm putting a fucking bullet in you first chance I get.

He voice a fuckton of characters in Fallout 4

Whatever helps you sleep at night m8 In all seriousness now, how does the rest of the scene play out with Conrad dead? For reference he pretty much tells everybody else about the mark and is generally as agressive as one would expect an ape to be when you're trying to fucking talk shit through at the gate - despite the fact he fucking wanted to trade Clementine in more than anybody else to help some bitch he didn't even know. On the bright side of following his plan, you at least get to feel bad over betraying Clem to help your own and loudly admit it.

You kill him and then clem runs away. That's it

I mean, it's SOMETHING. Definitely more than we got in the past seasons. Now to hope they don't fuck up. Oh who am I kidding, of course they will.

Why did the nigger have blue eyes? I thought this game was about zombies not ayy lmaos

To be totally frank, I'd have probably agreed to his plan if he wasn't waving a gun around like a dumb ape the whole time. I'm not really partial to anybody's viewpoint when they have guns pointed at me though, maybe it's a personal problem.

I've been tricked

Nice reaction images =)

Why did you buy it, just torrent it. Change compatibility to fix I think

Fuck this bullshit.

*Kenny dies in a contrived fuckin' car accident.*
*Jane An Heroes after finds out she's pregnant with Luke's baby, leaving Clementine and AJ FUCKIN' ALONE!* Selfish bitch.
*Wellington falls to The New Frontier, shocking no one.*

The only thing I can give TellTale props for is that depending on the ending you chose in Season 2, Clementine receives some permanent physical change from the months between the end of Season 2 and the beginning of season 3. Still, that's like putting a cherry on an ammonia flavored cake.

At least I get to cuck Javi's older brother. It's going to be interesting to see how that shit show plays out.*

I knew it was coming and I still feel hurt.

I know, it fuckin' sucks. I understand Jane, cause' fuck her. But, fuckin' Kenny. He deserved a better send off.

Shit, I should've just stayed in Wellington or went solo if I knew this was how they were going kill him off.

>kenny died
spoiled myself but I don't care too much as I expected it anyway. Kenny was by far in the top 5 characters in the series, always looking out for his kind.

Torrent probably next year?
Really not feeling like giving Telltale any of my money.

Episode 1 and 2 already up on rarbg dot to

Apparently telltale had the same fucking problem with their shit batman "game". Fuck this

but choices dont matter at the end.

Did we play the same game? I shut that shit off in the first 30 minutes.

Jesus is a Mary Sue in the comics. He never lies, everyone loves him, and he's unkillable, dodging bullets and kung-fuing zombies.

Delete the thread and kill yourself. This is your way of pretending to not like it but in reality you love it and want to talk about it. Delete the thread and kill yourself.

It is, when compared to S2 and pretty much every episode of S1 outside of 2 and 5, possibly 1 as well depending on personal preference.
Did the last two seasons not tip you in m8? Stop believing the bullshit spewed by Telltale every single fucking time, it's been like 4 years now of the same shit and you still fall for it.
I actually didn't read the comic nor watch the show because TWD is fucking atrocious outside of the first season of the game.
Nigga he is literally one of the few good characters in all of the seasons.
Valid point although it was to be expected considering how S2 ended. The retards are unable to do anything of that magnitude
And they are still better than almost the entirity of Season 2 And episode 3 of the first season


Nigga where did I say I don't like it.

Episode 1 was good. Would be nice if TTG went ahead and made choices matter more though. I didn't expect to stay in Wellington long, but its a shame they just rushed that plot point out.

That's what confuses me about Season 1. I hate the comics, I hate the show past Season 1, but Season 1 of Telltale's game is a game I genuinely like. Outside of that I couldn't give a donkey's asshole about the rest of the garbage Kirkman and AMC are putting out.

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what a stupid way to kill kenny

Better ending than what Jane got.

Jane didn't deserve to live though.

Telltale games are so fucking obnoxious with how choices don't matter in the slightest.

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All of it is some retarded shit.

It's probably because the guys who wrote season 1 of TWD game knew what they were doing. You had a likable, albeit flawed, protagonist trying to do something good in a world that's fucked. It showed us not only how the apocalypse affects adults, but children too, there's brief moments of levity mixed in with the depression and the depressing moments really hit.

It also managed to break away from Kirkman's conflict formula, which are the same every fucking time.

>This villain is also incredibly edgy in the least entertaining way possible, like anybody in this new lawless world would ever stand by and take orders from this lone psychopath when putting a bullet in the back of his head would be the better alternative for everybody involved.

I haven't been paying attention, whose nigger baby is AJ and why does anybody give a flying fuck about it?

I don't know I was never a dumb goy to buy a story game.
I was just judging the scene based on what I saw and its the usual, KILL SOMEONE OFF TO MAKE AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION.

Same reason more and more movies include a dog to get killed off, to make people get emotionally invested.

It's fucking dumb that this far into the apocalypse they don't have emergency fireworks or something to distract the fucking zombies.

All of it is fucking dumb.
Accidents don't happen while some dude is going on about happily ever after.

That basically tells everyone he's about to die.

They happen while they are discussing how to properly prepare potatoes or asinine shit.
That's how you portray an unexpected tragedy.

Just awful fucking writers reliant on cliches.

Telltale shit is puzzling to me. I ve finished wolf among us and the first walking dead and i completely fail to see the appeal. The stories aint even good.

Most characters are cunts, they never do a sensible thing. Actions you choose dont matter at all but that was to be expected.


fuck telltale

Its for two reasons.
Waifus
and the ability to signal among peers.

Look at life is strange, despite probably being liked by closet fags they either discuss.
Waifus, or they all discuss how they all felt the same thing about a scene which was made to make them feel that way.
Nothing is actually discussed its just faggots jerking off each other.

Cheer up /v at least there will be porn.

and they named him Jesus, I fucking dare those liberal fags to name someone allah.
Also mexican propaganda

how about mohamed

that's a common muslim name

Well, Jesus is a character from the comics/show, and he looks just like him.
Heard somewhere that they're trying to tie the different franchises closer together, make of that what you will.

>3 minutes later he's getting eaten by zombies

Are they even FUCKING TRYING anymore?

It's more that the writers of S1 got extremely lucky I'd say, considering the two main writers of the thing went on to create Firewatch of all fucking things. When you think about it the entire thing was mostly carried on the shoulders of Lee's VA and Clementine being the first good child character in . . . any modern game ever, come to think about it.