Romance thread

It was real

In my mind

Have you tried Eternal Filena?

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Also I have a really soft spot in my heart for Edea/Ringabel.

My nigga. The dialog between the two felt very organic for its time.

Double dubs check out.

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Valkyrie Drive is straight up yuri, but romance definitely isn't a strong suit. Still cute to watch things work out between everyone.

Trips confirm I'm surprised there's no porn between those two

best romances right here
i need to play deemo again

I still love her and I always will.

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NEVER FORGET

play nights of azure

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You're all raging homosexuals.

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should've just started with these 5 images like you normally do to reach that 100% template status.

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For shame Holla Forums, for shame.

Not even dorfs are safe from beamdog faggotry

It's the thinking man's fetish.

Kill everyone that faps to it.

BT-7274 would have to be a submissive, or else Cooper would get his pelvis crushed.

I loved the interaction between these two and thought they were cute, that's pretty gay of me

The best romance I've ever seen in a game was between you're waifu and the trash can.

What if your waifu was a trashcan?

The one thing Zestiria did right was how these 2 actually act/behave like real brothers and people call them gay.

I'd be a match made in heaven?

EXPLAIN

What game do they come from ?

My summer child, sometimes ignorance is bliss.

DER EWIGE ZWERG

Romance, not rape, you fantasy nigger.

If you think Rance is only about rape you really need to lurk more. That shartooth motherfucker even becomes a model dad at one point.

Firstly, Wall-E is not a waifu, he's a huzbando
Secondly, you'd have the cutest trashcan in existence as your "waifu".

Phoenix Wright but they will never get together.

barrel!

Barrell!

Baryl?

nigger

;_;

That's not a barrel.

He's already taken, however.

Speaking of which.
How can you guys have waifus when rule 34 exist?
Doesn't it tear you from the inside?
Seeing something you love and cheerish getting a dick that isn't yours?

That is really the main reason why I can't handle a waifu myself or get that kind of relationship with anyone on meatspace.
It's such a bad feeling to never be able to trust anyone to be truly pure but it would be even worst to fall for something/someone and find out they have been soiled with perverted thoughs from other people.
How do you guys handle that?
Because pretty much all the waifus and couples in this thread have been corrupted already by rule 34.

Waifufags live and die by canon, user; and porn is not canon. Simple as that.

The one I posted here is still safe.
I could never seek out a relationship because I'm too paranoid about cheating.
I did manage to get into a relationship, but I wasn't the one who initiated it.

That's just a meme? Glad to hear, but I thought Rance himself was a selfish asshole who got his kingdom thrown into war just by completely pissing them off immediately after taking the throne?

Is that when he's undeveloped?

You fucking stupid? I don't have any interest in romantic fulfillment for myself, but waifufags already know outside of VN by technicality and self-insert they're never getting to be with their waifu regardless.

That's why the more amusing ones (yes, I'm a fucking dick) lament over it.

never say never, faggot.

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You want you're waifu? Meme me obtaining power.

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I'll meme magic you some better grammar.

Fucking lurk moar

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I'd rather just meme everyone's waifu into existence, then be standing atop the corpses of my rivals in the, sure to follow, waifu arena.

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Over the line.

Oh, he remains a massive asshole. He's just not an evil massive asshole.

well then where do you draw the line at evil?

Evil makes all the difference. As long as he isn't the kind of guy who would fuck with actual established yuri, I'll give his series a shot once I get a proper damn computer again.

What, is this some hot /jp/ meme that only 2hu faggots know about?

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Wanting good people and the weak to suffer. Wanting to destroy happiness just for your own sick amusement.

That's evil.

Play the games and you'll see. :^)

Well, he'll try to fuck with established couples.

DOAX3
nyotengu and muh dick

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The only doujin my waifu are in are self insert vanilla.
also

Chaotic Good seems a bit underrated.

I want to see a true harem protagonist who starts out kind of generic, but ultimately turns Alpha as fuck and decides "Fuck the law, fuck the world, my girls come before everything else".

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That's a pure slut, you nigger. Only shows their lewd cock craving or cute girl lust to the one they love.

>>>/tumblr/

The irony of your image.

There's a light novel series kinda like that. It's not as satisfying as you think. Also not video games, but still.

user, are you sure you understand the definition of "slut"?

It's a joke, dumbass.

If it isn't shit, then it isn't shit. I'll take what I can get as long as it's satisfactory.

I'll have you know that's a semendemon.

Careful, he might tell you to check your slut-shaming privilege and to educate yourself.

user you cant just go around making jokes like some kind of higher functioning human. people only understand "humor" after its been hammered into their brain

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Ragna deserved a better ending than what he got. Fucking hell Mori learn to make a proper ending (or just learn to write better in general)

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Oswald and Gwendolyn were ok.
Forgettable, your classic romeo and juliet story.

Cornelius and Velvet were a little more interesting, and they manage to wrap shit up in the end, so that's great, it's a good, conclusive ending for their story.

But Ingway and Mercedes is where it's REALLY at.
Objectively speaking their relationship isn't born from the most profound reasons, Ingway initially simply wanted someone to break his spell and that's it, and Mercedes is just a spoiled shithead kid.
But by the end they suffer SO FUCKING MUCH, their relationship is truly validated.
They get a single solitary ray of feeble hope in the form of one extra piece of artwork at the very end of the Leifthrasir release and calling it "good end" or even "neutral end" is really, really pushing it.
It's one of the most miserable, hopeless love stories ever told in vidya, it's almost Yoko Taro levels of absolute despair.

It's brutal, man, fucking brutal.

She hasn't given up on him, user.
She still wants to find him, even though he wiped her memories of him.
;_;

Stop bullshitting.

What the fuck is that fat red demon always floating around her? I want him.

Maybe you are retarded, pal.

I wasn't the one who didn't get a harmless joke and start talking shit

And "pure slut" is the same meaning, you fucking idiot

ingway belongs in a garbage can and mercedes deserves far better.

i beg your pardon?

I've heard it once stated NTRshits are subhuman.

You accused me of not having the mental capacity to understand humor.

Just because I made a joke that me accused of being tumblr. I've seen "she's the purest slut" used to described lewd virgins all the time.

Doesn't he fuck both her and a NetNavi?

Or is that a different protagonist?

I think you need to calm down there, bud.

I hate romance in my vidya because it reminds me of what will never be.

Why, am I triggering you?

No maybe's about it.

goddamn it user;_;

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It's fine user, you're without a doubt not a cancerous newfag. The damage control worked. stop flooding already :^)

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Ladies, ladies, please. I know your age is catching up with you, but that's no reason to post while on menopause.

A local would take the banter and roll with it - you're flooding three posts at a time to defend muh honor. Sad!

ara ara

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user made a shitty assumption of me being tumblr just for making a joke they didn't know. I talked shit in response.

Also,
Cakes are the only choice.

I have no idea what's going on here, and I don't want to get caught up in a retarded internet fight, but I have a legitimate question. What the fuck is ?

that usually implies 3D which is PD. 2D older women are fine. Nice dubs, though.

Faggots need to stop trying to lump cakes together with MILFs.

Unloved means unfucked for 2D. Except for rape.

Hugo and Epona from Ys Origin were weirdly adorable, doubly so because Hugo's regular love interest was a whiny moeblob.

The again, Epona was completely out of place with the other, lawful stupid Darklings

Granted FE13 isn't the best, but the romances and supports are cute.

its funny how so many things in the english language can be interpreted in several ways.
i could see why you would think that if you only read the first half of the post. the latter part of the post was intended to drive the point home that yes i understand your jab at humor, but some insolent folks would rather see things from a perspective that gives them a platform to talk down on others from. im kind of disappointed i wasnt blunt enough but i would rather have fun and act like a sarcastic little shit kid than communicate in this insufferably sterile format. but i guess i dont get to do what i want unless i want to ruffle feathers.

honestly, im a little shocked to learn that a phrase like 'pure slut' which seems like it would be a pretty bog standard meme alongside calling [character] 'a pure' or 'a slut' isnt something more commonplace.

if i had to guess by the context, is a placeholder for "anything".
that sense of thing.

Not necessarily true.

Naturally. We're all civilized faggots here.

cancer

The term is "mother I'd like to fuck", mother implies she's already been fucked.

milf as a term seems to be turning into describing a body type.
but dont we already have christmas cake for that?

What if it's a mature you'd like to fuck that ends up a mother you like fucking?

I felt like I was having a stroke when I first read that.

Oh, right. I'm just so fucking burnt out on trying to have discussions when everything is shitposting that my brain shut off.

So, anyways, now that the dust has settled, can we finally agree "What does Holla Forums think of ____" threads are good? Also, what kinda games do moms play, while we're at it. SEKRIT PORN REQUEST THREAD, GUIZE! XD

You're welcome. and it's still a valid question :^)

Then I apologize for misunderstanding you.

That's cheating at words.

Still a valid question.

Which I admitted it was. That's why I said it was cheating at definitions.

You literally made a MILF a waifu that isn't used goods.

TharjaXRobin>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All other romances in Awakening

God, remembering her scene made me want to install the game again.

Hey, it's still nice to hear someone actually say it.

I know what you mean.

To each their own user. Tharja is ok, but I hated that she and some of the cast got put into Fates.

Let's face it, if you did you wouldn't be shitmemeing on Holla Forums, especially this close to Christmas.

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Pretty much the go-to vidya romance, IMO. God bless you Valkyria Chronicles

Tharja's okay but knockoff Miku is better.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

She's never going to be in another game is she?

There are no good VNs.

By definition VNs are barely games, I wish more games like Kamidori existed but without the linear story.

Fan demand, nigga.

Start doing your part to make Holla Forums better and let's stamp this kind of ignorant faggotry out once and for all.

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Only 3D I'd ever go after if I wanted is a beautiful cake.

TELL THEM

Danganronpa 2

BUT THAT'S FUCKING FORBIDDEN LOVE YOU RUG MUNCHING DYKE PIECE OF SHITS

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Amen.

Beryl.

are those ancient dildos?

How about you point out a good VN? Oh wait, you can't they are all trash animated books with no almost no gameplay. With some exceptions if you want to call Kamidori a VN.

you'll never get in paradise

I like that Tharja came back in Fates because Fates implied that both Syalla & Kamui the the precursor to Tharja & Robin and showed why Tharja loved Robin in the first place; That fact made me love Tharja even more than I already did.

Sometimes I wish Fire Emblem Persona was more popular.

The God-'s going to legitimately get fucking pissed off.

TIGGERED

FAG ALERT!

I love Midna. I love her a lot

But can you really envision a story where her coming back doesn't feel like bad fanfiction?

Just take the Hyrule Warriors DLC and like it

You're a fucking idiot who only has not having gameplay as an argument for an entire medium. You're yet another obnoxious faggot on Holla Forums spewing shit about something either not being good or being outright shit because of flimsy arguments or shit excuses.

Here's your reply.

its okay if theyre cute

TP sequel later as the hyped up first ever direct continuation of a major Zelda story. With multiple endings.

Of course. Cute, sexy girls getting privileges ugly bitches don't is only natural, user.

What about snek?

pleb

Take your mod apologist buzzwords back to cuckchan, thanks.

At least you're not a (You)fag.

Snek is fine

We have an understanding

This line can be misinterpreted in so many ways.

Then they're not lesbians in the first place, you stupid insufferable faggot.

Sneks look cute.

Yeah, it's truly the purest of waifus.

R.I.P

What's with the fanboyism for the snake lady from XCOM 2?

You're pretty upset about men fixing lesbians.

Pathetic bitch.

Mad.

Personally I blame the holiday spirit.

Kill yourself.

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Don't shoot up your school, you angsty kid.

Retards will destroy their own arguments.

Nicely memed, retard.

Looks like I was accurate.

If you're clenching your fists, that means I was right. Oh hey, I was right!

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Just as I said.
Also, don't be upset! You'll get over your teen angst one day and stop being inaccurate! It's okay to cringe at yourself for being obnoxious! Thanks for being an easy body! Exclamation points intensify!

Like clockwork.

Shit tastes need not apply.

She's cute.

You're pretty mad!

Friend, it is ok to like shit, just don't expect everyone to do as well.

>the usual VN writing
>japanese voices while in sex
>cliche shit, can't even afford the effort to write something good
>most are linear trash
:^)

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Slow the fuck down, you saying that there was shoehorned gay shit even back then? Prove it.

FFVIII is among the storngest contenders
The whole story was based on the relationship of the MC and Heroine
it even goes further than any other game i remeber if you take all the fan theoris into acount

Sqare never confirmed this theory, but it fits like a glove so i like to take it as canon

You're a fucking annoyance I'm calmly swatting while being more than capable of dishing out as many insults as I need to make.

Fucking fujoshits.

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I love how the MC in BW2 gets to bang an idol.

Keep going, you're entertaining! I like watching mad people try to get control!
Hahaha, holy fuck! That was the one exclamation point that would be there if I wasn't ending everything with exclamations to make you have a meltdown! Clearly it's working!

I'll be confirming since it's on my list of shit to play on my Vita, but I also know for a fact there were a LOT of hard mistranslated content in the game, even allowing the unclimbable hill that was the two lizards & their eccentric puns and jokes. One of the hard factors I recall being lost in translation was Brad's characterization on a whole. The English script makes him out to be an intentional martyr, and also lays the bromance for his friend on thicker than the original story ever intended.

When I dig into it, I'll let you know for sure.

Keep going, you little bitch.

You're seriously just paraphrasing my ending comments now! Too bad there's no brakes on the triggering train!

I had a feeling you were a retard the instant you tried to justify NTRshit with your moralfaggotry. And unsurprisingly I was right.

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Another script that rewrote the personality of the main character almost entirely. This is actually verified.

Gee user, you should take a break! Being retarded AND mad must be stressful! And if Chris-chan taught us anything, stress makes you go insane!

shut the fuck up already, you're both fucking retarded

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They'll just be friends, I can tell you that already.

I just like to think those two were homos. Not like the game is like "OH MY GOD LOOK AT THESE TWO GAY FUCKS"

Toying with a shitposter doesn't make me a retard.

Aren't you a spiteful autist!

You're forgetting that I'm in control!

my man just wait for this sperg to have his meltdown, he'll smash his computer monitor and you'll be thanking me for the entertainment

You made a mistake.

Wut?
FFVIII was rewritten?
never heard of that
Do you have a source?
I found out about this fan theory ages ago and the last time a tryed to check everybody said that Square never confirmed it

I expect my dox in 5 minutes, cool kid!

What's with the whole Rinoa cucks Squall for Seifer meme? Otherwise sounds like a nice love story, most of all the "If the world becomes your enemy, I'll be your knight" line.

Gods, you aren't that one retard, aren't you? I would hope not since I least haven't had "cuck" spewed at me for liking yuri so far.

Calm down, cuck! Hope that bugged you enough!

Yeah, it's obvious you're just desperately trying to bait now.

I win. Keep going until you get yourself banned if you want.

You lose! You're still going!

Almost got me.

Which one's male? Or not.

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Cute, but doll joints aren't sexy :^)

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You're not actually christian at all, aren't you, crafty little kike ?

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Mah nigga.

Still can't believe this. How ravaged were Mistyfags?

Enough for Serena to drink their tears.

I just wish her hair could have at least become shoulder length.

God damn how fucking old is Ash even supposed to be at this point? He started at 10 he's saved the fucking world like 10 times, he's made and lost bonds for life, he's traveled around like 5 countries mostly on foot beating the shit out of everybody in his way, earning the badges asserting his dominance around an entire continent.
In he suppose to be an adult, or is he just some savant child/teenager who has dominated an entire continent through force that still nobody fucking takes seriously?

I'm almost certain seeing in the first episode Ho-oh made Ash incapable of aging.

We can meme this theory into the ground to force the writers to age him now that's they've actually shown romantic interest. Or he'll just /ss/ for the rest of his life.

She's a waifu just for you

These sisters stir it up pretty good.

I still prefer Cloche because she's a devoted slut.

The Ar Tonelico series have the best girls you can romance

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How did they ever make her so sex?

The boner in my heart can't be stopped

Seifer is Rinoa's ex
In fact if anyone cucks anyone here it's Squall cucking Seifer cus he started boyfriending Rinoa while she was still in a suposed relationship with Seifer
Knowing Seifer is how Rinoa got an invitation to the Seed's dance party where she meet's Squall for the first time

some dolls have single-piece limbs, made of plastic or plush

See a doctor about that m8

Legit question: would you get into a relationship with a mech?

He doesn't give a fuck, Latias is still the best girl.

Didn't they make him 12 now? I thought I saw something that introduced him as an older kid.

Ashley's male; worth remembering that it used to be a name that wasn't considered quite as feminine in the past.

The translation quality seems to have been lacking in proper editing for the game. If anything, the English script making it out that Brad is a fag for his friend Billy was unintentional (I think Media.Vision has even had a statement that it was never their intent and more to do with the quality of the English script), considering how the English team changed another character, Caina, from being a guy into a girl out here, since he pretty much was gay for his boss (who isn't interested) in the Japanese script.

liru is more than you are waifu, shes a symbol of hope in a world of endless dissatisfaction and should be revered as such. but people are addicted to misery so they ignore her.

ar tonelico has such a fascinating setting. learning how they interacted with the strange world has them on a different level than "girls you can romance".

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10/10 AI tbh

if you piss her off does she apologize the whole time shes attacking you?

I'm not exactly going to go up to a giant machine and ask it out on a date, so no.

I never bothered with romance because it's a stark reminder of what I can't have.

I don't need it. I'm content with the way I live life simply watching characters enjoy everything cute and heartwarming about it.

But what if the robot was the one to ask you out?

Hmm, I'd be tempted but I'd still have to say no.

C'mon guys.

Literally who?

Literally file name.

American English has a habit of turning male first names into female first names:
Ashley
Ariel
Andrea
Hillary
Lindsay/Lindsey
Morgan
Sasha
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How could you, user?

I was aware of Ashley and Morgan having been male names in the past, but not so much the others. Wonder what the deal was with trying to shift them towards being more prone to being used as girl names.

They're too big to do anything with, can't hold hands, hug, kiss or any of that stuff.
It should go out with something its own size.

The robot would be really gentle.
Of course you can! You can do both at once, in fact.

Ariel is still very much a boys' name in Israel
Andrea is still very much a boys' name in Italy
Sasha is still very much a buys' name in Russia
I don't think Morgan is used as a girls name outside of Burgerland.
You occasionally still find men called Lindsay/Lindsey. They tend to be at least middle age though.
Hillary is the only one that I think has dissapeared as a boys' name (but there's probably still a guy or two out there called Hillary).

Oh yeah, now I remember. Stacy used to be a boys' name as well. There's some Rapper who calls himself Saul Williams whose real name is actually Stacy Saul Williams (no wonder he usually drops his first name).

Girls can't love machines.

Prove me wrong.

>The robot would be really gentle.
I wouldn't like the fact my partner would have to be careful around me, I wouldn't like having to hug their finger to show my affection.

I'm not a girl.

Still matters.

Fucking dropped. Why are all devs so fucking cucked?

Few things trigger obnoxious moralfaggots more than incest.

Fuck, i'm feeling the same way lately.

Not a problem of mine. Take the witcher 3 for example. All romance options are utter shit, best romance option isn't an option at any given point, not when she is on that sweet spot to be taken and not even when she is already old.

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Father of the year, is that you?

The legend.

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Isn't that Yosuke guy one of the main party members in Persona 4?

I never understood the images of these 2 I've seen considering this Labrys everyone loves so much whenever robot girls are mentioned is explicitly in 3, I think.

You're thinking of Aegis. Labrys was introduced in the Persona 4 fighting game.

I can't believe how cute she is despite being a machine.

I can't get over this line.

Labrys is love.
Labrys is life.

CUTE

Always felt from a story perspective this was best.

Morgan has been a name for both sexes since the early middle ages bro. Morgan la Fey.

Will he ever come back
…To share more pics of her daughter, of course

I think he means how VII and VIII characters don't really have the characterizations they had in the original games "officially" anymore.

I mean "Let's Moosey" and "SAVE THE HOTDOGS"

Luna>Sonia hands down.

How is Squall an emo again? Isn't he just a lone wolf with no patience for stupid shit?

There is no more beautiful romance than the one between a man and his dragon.

First of all, dragons are too manly for love, nigger.

A nonce?

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Materialistic worth =/= eternal happiness

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Some can get by.

Miura works way too hard for his own good. He needs to calm the fuck down.

Doll joints are a miracle of the universe.

What? Obvious female pairing is with Chrom.

>Choices are more meaningful like iif you will fight Lucinda or let her kill you or Kill yourself for the greater good against your husband's wishes

Ayy, someone agrees with me

Never ever

I would date my tank

a match made in heaven how come you fags don't know star ocean 2

Does anyone have that one user who said his daughter was lately wearing tighter clothes around him and trying to give a good view of the booty once she found out he's an assman?

Might have been all the way back on 4chan.

that's not how object oriented programming works

Yes

>ywn pick up Tootsie Pop by the butt and drop her in a barrel
Why live?

It better be the Japanese dub otherwise you're gonna get burched.

That depends, is it less than 9gb?

I can't believe you're trying to make an excuse to having a burch acting as a cute penguin on your screen.

My vita doesn't have 9gb of space to download a redub, if that's the case I'll have to put it off until I get a ps4

Then you have my sympathy. Listening to her in English is like having chalkboard scratched along with the cringy 'localization'. I handled it well with Tama's shitty-the's and honkings but she made me waste the bandwidth.

He didn't even bang her?

He's dead, Jim.

Maybe Riona's just a slut?

I'm talking about her ex. If he didn't nail her, they was basically no cucking at all. And if there was no real relationship, there wasn't period.

Squall wanted to nut a slut, get over it.

say no more fam

This is not how it works lmao. Like at all.

She's perfect.

Komoe-sensei a cute!

Fuck you.

best pair in the whole thread to be honest