My fucking mom and xmas

my mom needs suggestions on what to get me for christmas. post leftist shit I should ask for. I already own Capital, Communist Manifesto, The State and Revolution, etc. budget is at least $200 I'm sure

serious replies only and no tripfags, please can we have one constructive thread before le next year

Other urls found in this thread:

ebay.com/itm/like/121724822653?lpid=82&chn=ps&ul_noapp=true
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

How old are you?

How about not feeding porky? Say all you want is her.

A beehive.

a prostitute

though im sure thats free in your household

24 but free shit is free shit

I'd say just tell her that the thought is greatly appreciated, but it's not necessary to get you anything and as said, focus more on emotional gifts, bonding, that sort of cliched bullshit.

this moral highground is what's killing the left. it's about controlling the means of production, not being buddhist larpers

Ammunition, maybe a gun.

the "left" is as low as the bourg liberals it claims to hate these days.

Hurr durr consumerism.

You should try to exploit the market as much as possible, if you want the material conditions to appear you should in fact aim to run your own business and accumulate as much money as possible. It isn't easy, but by doing so you gain power, and thus a way to shape the world.

I am just starting a business myself, it's inevitably going to become exploitative, but how can it not be? You should never be a socdem as a business owner, you should take advantage of every loophole and law you can and use the profits to fund the cause.

This is what the Bolsheviks did, albeit with more of a gun orientated "give me your money" idea rather than a "lets trade" idea.

thanks but i need something that would fit in a box or gift bag

Where do you live?

burgerland

I got a Karl Marx piggy bank from my friends one year, I thought it was funny.

An incest porno ensues.

A good pair of climate-appropriate boots.

How to make friends and influence people

Checks out

...

So you were just trollin bro or do your really want gift suggestions?

wew

I'm not sure why someone would waste there time and effort like that, but I guess it wasn't worth too much to begin with, right?

Giant black dildo, for her of course

big ol' red rubber dong with a hammer and sickle on the tip.

...

Ask for Bookchin books like The Ecology Of Freedom, Post-Scarcity Anarchism, or Urbanization Without Cities.

[80's porn music starts playing]

jellin?

ebay.com/itm/like/121724822653?lpid=82&chn=ps&ul_noapp=true

why not just ask for a t shirt that says im a little bitch

Verso has a half-price sale on atm. If you're going to buy books they may as well be heavily discounted.

Oh fuck I want it

Practically everything is available online. I think only Das Zukunftstaat is worth buying (to scan and put it online).

Get an AK or do something useful with the money. Like donating to pirates (libgen / scihub especially).


I don't understand one thing. Why can't all purists just check "Forced anonymity" in Options?

Why do you need to publicly announce your obsession?

One way trip to Rojava

that's free if u join the military, bro

...