…the Elite Four in the Pokemon League at the Indigo Plateau, Kanto

…the Elite Four in the Pokemon League at the Indigo Plateau, Kanto.
It's a day that I'm sure my guest at this time will not forget, I'm talking about the FORMER Johto League Champion, Alola Mon IncineRoar
NOTHING MEANS NOTHING
…nothing means nothing??
nothing means nothing, man…
what do you mean by that?
I'm talkin' about all the way to the top, yeah.
I'M JUSTIFIABLY IN A POSITION WHERE I'D RATHER NOT BE IN, BUT THE CREAM, WILL RISE TO THE TOP, oooh yeahh
Alola Madness, yeah has got more to offer, THAN CHAMPION LANCE THINKS THAT I GOT, and yeah, let me tell you something right now, RNG is stacked against the Alola Mon IncineRoar.
And the Elite 4, yeah, and let me say it to ya, let me say it out loud, AND LET ME POINT, TO THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD POKEMON FEDERATION, the Alola Mon IncineRoar is not happy with your decision, yeah.
I AM THE CREAM in the World Pokemon Federation
wait, wait a minu…
and there is no doubt about it, yeah you, Sly Decidueye, you KNOW THAT I'M THE CREAM OF THE CROP
Wait a minute though IncineRoar, I've got to ask you very seriously, do you BLAME Lance, the Champion of the World Pokemon Federation, for HakaMo-O being the Johto League Champion today?
Yeah i do, yeah. Outside interference, yeah, IN MY MOMENT OF GLORY!
Yeah, and now I'm living in a nightmare. And I am the cream.
And now, not only the Johto League Championship Title must fall, but the KANTO LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE!
Cause BlaziKen yeah, I am, the cream, yeah. The cream of the crop.
AND THERE'S NOONE THAT DOES IT BETTER, THAN THE ALOLA MON INCINEROAR!
On balance, off balance, doesn't matter.. I'm better than you are, yeah, and I'm talkin' everyone in the World Pokemon Federation
AND I'M EVEN TALKIN', to Champion Lance, yeah. I'm on my way and nothing's gonna stop me. Nothing's gonna stop me
You know, just out of curiosity, Incineroar, and I certainly don't want to diminish your tremendous Tajiri given talents, but I'm very curious. I haven't seen Primarina lately.
Yeah. She's on the outside of the battle, does she interfere in battles? Yeah? Nothing, zero. Pure Pokemon, yeah, AND I'VE BEEN uh, YEAH, MALIGNED!
FROM THE TOP to the bottom, and 'cause they can't handle the Alola Mon IncineRoar, THE CREAM OF THE CROP, nobody does it better

Post the Porn.

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I'll never understand how this meme porn was conceived

Reddit decided to make it the Switch's -tan and a bunch of furry crossposters agreed on here instead of making something that was a bit more original.

Man, shut the fuck up.

What the fuck is this shit.

Pure autism.

What the fuck, OP.

standard Holla Forums then.

did you make this OC user? congrats

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Good job.
I'm still triggered because Malicious Moonsault is not a fucking moonsault, but at least the protag does the YES! fingers.

Boxers going off the rails > Wrestlers going off the rails

Indeed I did
a lot of effort went into it

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Good shit brother.

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MICK FOLEY

Half the fun of sun and moon is finding all the random wrestling references

Who would be the Pokemon Paul Bearer?

How the fuck is this not original? Another human would be generic as fuck. Besides, It's made for hugs, not fugs

Sounds pretty lewd

I chuckled

YOU KEEP DREAMING OF THE STARS ABOVE

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His fighting style (unique learned moves and TM) is more indictive of pro wrestling and street fighting. Dark fits hin better IMO

I'm 99% sure this is a cover,

I don't know anything about Game of Thrones besides Episode 1 of the "game," but this guy can eat shit.

So is someone at NoA a mark or something?


>Z-Move is a Frog Splash Moonsault, a traditionally flippy move associated with luchadores

You're still an autist, but a cool one. Like Ulililia.

i know he doesn't have the auts, shut up