Why did you let this happen?

Why did you let this happen?

I didn't
The Wii U bombed for a reason.

Why did you let it happen, you little faggot?

Because
I wanted a Lucas Figurine.
AND I GOT ONE.

I'm going to buy all the Zelda figures coming out in December and there is nothing you can do to stop me

Because Nintendrones are very good goyim.

Why did I let my dick happen to your mom?

Good goy. Now make sure you respect the 6 gorzillion that were killed by the Aryan monsters.

I haven't bought a Nintendo product since the last millennium

You better cum over those Links.

Cubes aren't really that erotic Anon3506ff

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Eh, I contributed (bought the wii u, the wii fit trainer amiibo and the squid sisters amiibos) and I don't really care. I mean it was gonna happen anyway with the wild success of stuff like pokemon go.

What, was I supposed to stop them or something?

Do you have Wii Fit U?

no, I got the Wii fit amiibo as a gift, because I mained her in smash for a while.

You need to get wii fit u.

why?

Because if you don't I will break into your house and eat everything in your fridge.

Why would I stop you from collecting figures, I don't stop people who buy those hideous Nendoroids.

Oh yeah, and Nintendo have moved Sakamoto away from traditional game development and straight onto mobile development, I don't understand how this is a bad thing.

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I was bitching about mobile phone gaming for years and people just said it wasn't a big deal.
For some reason people only woke up to it now that Nintendo is jumping in as well.
Mobile gaming is as bad if not worse than pachinko machines.

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No, it just shows OP only made this thread to incite shitposting, especially when OP, the faggot, decided to not even care about his thread after making it. Lurk moar.

you do know this board is controlled by a jew, right?

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8-bit Link and OoT Link are the only ones worth getting tbh

Except he is a Jew, as in he is an actual born Jew.

a very fat, born jew at that

dank

Why live?

Go eat a whole bag of kettle chips like a non-fat person.

Thank goodness, now all those amiibos won't go to waste

This

Shiieet nigga, I don't work at nintendo. Why are you blaming me

Oh get bent you fucking hipster the amiibo is probably the least retarded way of going about the whole video game toy Skylanders thing that exists, the games that focus entirely on amiibo are fucking terrible and the ones that use them as intended (a little bonus or a feature like Smash's amiibo fighters) are good to great. Also a way to get your hands on an okay to good figurine of a Nintendo character.

Mobile games aren't even developed by Ninrendo, they're outsourced and not intended or presented as Nintendo going full mobile unless you're one of the retard businessmen that dumped stock into the company over Pokemon Go.

You answered the call at any rate

I blame Val tbh

The desire to hotglue Nintendo's girls.

Nintendo saw that the average person spends a lot of time on their phone. Nintendo also saw that those people on their phones aren't looking for complex games on their phone (or else they'd be playing a handheld), so you can push out relatively simple apps and make big bucks off of side projects from big wallets who are easily bored and easily amused. And you can only ignore rising trends for so long: mobile isn't just "the next big thing," it IS the big thing right now. Almost everyone has one (to the point that those who don't are pretty much an extreme minority who are actively ignoring better technology for Reasons™), and pretty much every major and minor video game company has splashed into mobile in some form or way: apps that compliment gameplay experiences (e.g. Dead Rising 3 app), auxiliary apps for easier convenience in usage with an existing game or console (e.g. Sony's PlayStation app), and so on and so on.

You'd have to hate money and hate people to ignore the change in how people spend their time.

…Oh, right, I'm on Holla Forums.

I can beat you up, nerd

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You just had to buy a Wii U user. You had one job.

Please tell me these are actual options

i thought it would be funny, i still do