Overwatch: Patch Day Edition

Cancer Queen is in. Also all balance changes seem to have made it into life. But elimination modes don´t work for some reason. Also witch mercy has now her own voicelines.

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So, lewds thread now?

You mean the 3v3 and 1v1? They're working fine for me, unless you mean they aren't working for specific changes.

For me the server always crashes when i have found a match. Maybe i should restart once more.

It's been over a year, nobody cares about your meme sluts anymore

Guess the people using those levels to grind out event boxes really hurt Blizzard's wallet
So it's now going to take 3 barriers to get to 100%, that fucking blows.

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Pharah, although my favorite, was already shit. Hard countered by too many people. The only way to deal with them was movement manipulation via rocket - knock someone in a direction, fire a rocket at where they will be. Now that's virtually impossible at all but the closest ranges. Unlimited flight just means that she'll spend even more time vulnerable to McCree, S76, and streetpig. In addition, her skill ceiling ends up lowered because you can't juggle or play the manipulate/predict movement game.

WHAT THE FUCK, BLIZZARD

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fucking dammit

Holy shit sombra is a trash hero.

That's what you get when you make her a leet hacker humanized mlp character.

She just doesn't do much for anybody.

shit dps, shit heals, too vulnerable, only highly mobile for 15 seconds and easily caught in crossfire.

no speed boost with anna is fucking retarded. Whats the point anymore?

nofun the patch.

impossible to even try her out right now unless you go into some AI or free for all when literally everyone is Sombra.

I need more Witch Mercy

btw

This is the cringiest shit, why do you post it?

alternatively

WEW

She's actually pretty easy to get to play in competitive because usually everyone is begging that you don't play her.

seriously? The moment I get in a match some asshole instantly locks her

Just play arcade mode no limit

Yeah. I've played 13 comp matches with her and somebody has only gotten her before me 1 time.

I lost 9 matches, tied 2 and won 2.

Assange just doesn't understand the nuance of child sex trafficking for monetary gain.

I WANT TO KILL BLIZZARD AND ALL THEIR CUCKS INCLUDING YOU

What a shame.

RIP D.Va

overgo away

makes no damn sense why Sombra can't hack bastion

disgusting

nigga do you even slut?

People who act like this are the absolute worst healers.
Stop acting like anybody gives a fuck about you sexually and do your fucking job.

lol, is this going to be ho every hero release is? People say the hero sucks at first because know one knows how to play them properly but then a month later their op. Same shit happened when ana was released

welcome to competitive games after every patch
lurk two years before posting

Why do you idiots play this shit?

I wanted to try out Sombra once in competitive, but only a fucking faggot completely freaked out and said i was trolling. So he switched to Torbjorne and refused to change until i would change of Sombra. People are retarded, i guess. That´s why i probably haven´t seen a single sombra in the 10 competitive matches i made since the patch.

I wanna stick my white dick into the future blondes of our race to make more of us and enjoy her as my wife with hand holding, and head patting

A player in comp used Sombra on defense (Route 66), we didn't fare too well in general, then when we were attacking I picked Sombra, the player wanted to use her again, I asked him to let me try since I got the grasp of her a few matches earlier, he didn't quite like it, so he went attack Bastion, we pushed past the first checkpoint… and that's it, I kept hacking Rein among other targets, someone told me to hack Mercy, I was about to focus her but the team just kept dying, the problem surprisingly aside from Bastion sometimes was our Pharah, the enemy had Pharah AND McCree.

im not sure what the fuck theyre thinking, flying was something you wanted to do sparingly in the first place since it was so slow, and its not like there are very many maps that let her take advantage of that


they buffed the everloving shit out of ana, that has a lot to do with why a month later peoples opinion changed. on the other hand, over time there are less shitters just taking her for a spin and trying to play her as widowmaker with a self heal and people learned to work with her on their team.

here are the notes
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Pharah is getting picked a lot now, I can still take her down most of the time but people don't focus her enough, same with Widow now that she charges up pretty fast.

I've noticed a lot of Route 66 matches end after that first point. Once the doors close it's just a death trap and if the attackers can't keep momentum, you never get past it.

Is anyone else getting few, if no audio cues for enemy ults? Past few days I've been playing and half the time I get killed by an ult it's because I didn't hear the call-out line

i'd be embarrassed for liking this game tbh. good thing i don't.

The first thing you need to know about an Esport is that the most important thing is that it has to be brain dead. You get the most amount of players by making the shittiest most casual trash game.

her strange jetpack buff comes with buffs to 2 of her nemesis, you probably wont see her sticking around very long.

I can play basketball with my eyes closed, but that's irrelevant to the quality of the game.

Ana's enemy ult is getting the no call bug a few times, sometimes the buffed enemy calls, sometimes it doesn't.


Soldier is still not that good for countering Pharah in a consistent manner, McCree is still dominating I guess, sadly now Soldier counters D.Va just because Blizzard refuses to fix her critbox.

>>>/cuckchan/

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Why are people here still making threads about this trash?
Why are people still playing this trash?
Why do they feel the need to discuss it here?
Why are all these weebshit faggots waifuing absolute trash?
Why is this board so shit nowadays?

it's the huge amount of reddit we already had but now yet another exodus

Thanks Freddit

Oh silly user, you know how this goes.
You can't have a game about shooting other people during the cold war of a robotic uprising with moon monkeys, time travelers, robotic monks and cyber ninjas without talking first and foremost about who one of the characters wants to fug.
Despite that never being described in the lore at all.

Because you know very well that a board full of people that brag about not needing GRAFIX to play the game, that gloat about how much gameplay matters and trumps everything else, they can't possibly play this game when a little bit of fluff that exists solely on their heads doesn't coincide with their world views.

I mean, imagine the ridiculous situation where you're playing as Zenyatta and a Zarya jumps in front of you.
You could worry about her shields and try to bait her into popping them, then finish her afterwards provided you didn't charged her, or at least try to escape her.
You could ponder on your bad positioning or her bad positioning depending on where the rest of your teams are.
You could even ponder on the lore and how that russian women is gonna break all of your circuits because she thinks you're a murderous terminator like Bastion. Which you are :^)
Or you could even ponder on how funny it is to play a floating monk robot that throws balls to defend himself against an oversized female bear carrying a futurist arc welder for a weapon that's bigger than she is.

But why would you think any of that when her hair is pink and that probably means she likes to kills girls?
I mean, how ridiculous, amirite?

*kiss girls
Dammit, my disgust for Yuri got the best of me!

If graphics dont matter to you then why are you playing this garbage instead of playing Tribes 2 or Battlefied 2/2142?
Anything to justify your wshitaifufaggotry and peer preassure fueled purchase I guess.
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trash as an offense character ya
she is more or less a disruptor then a dmg dealer.
good at flanking and poking shit but kinda of hard to kill shit
helps with removing health packs away from enemies and faster for your team or yourself
hacking is pretty shit while it is silence if you take a hit it cancels it and you have to start over.
her ult shits on a lot of characters

Because its fun to me, it has a fewproblems but still solid. Haven't had this much fun in a shooter since the early days of tf2.
why the fuck do you talk like this
you little faggot
holy fuck

Nobody stopped playing Tribes or Battlefield because of the graphics, though. Why are you mentioning those games?
Tribes went P2W and Battlefield is generic mil-sim shooter. There's Arma and there's Red Orchestra if I really wanted a military sim and even Star Wars battlefield if I wanted to spice it up.

Nobody but you lonely faggots is talking about if it is or isn't SJW, nobody cares anymore. The few cases you can find to argue about that are so cherrypicked that, even if they were true (and they aren't) one could easily ignore them and still enjoy the game. Consider them a flaw the game has and move on.

You talk about peer pressure a lot but here you are trying to talk people into stop playing and talking about a game you personnaly dislike.
Meanwhile, you'll now alt-tab to a thread about yuor favorite mil-sim shooter that you play because all your friends (aka The Gay Community) play as well.

So it's like Symetra being a Support. People expect her to heal everyone else instead of understanding how her playstile works instead (although she should be Defense…)

When I saw the reveal of her abilities, the first thing I though was how she's pretty much a counter to a lot of the game and she's never gonna accomplish much on her own except to multiply her team effectiveness considerably.

Just consider for instance that she can break down Reinharts Barrier faster than everyone else. A proper flank on her part on Rein even means he's stuck walking around to be murdered by the front line and everyone behind him counting on his barrier is now exposed.

Oh…
Well, that explains why she's getting a lukewarm reception then. You're most likely supposed to monitor your team as well and flank your oponents when they engage your team. Trying to be an edgy ass like Reaper probably isn't as effective with Sombra.
Sounds a lot like she's gonna get the Mercy\Symetra curse where she's deemed useless because she needs more teamwork to be effective than most people can do.

And charges almost stupidly fast, provided you do hack Med-Packs and you/teammates use em.

Really though, Sombra is basically to offense what Symmetra is to "Support".

Why aren't you making a thread for those games?

I hate Sombra as a character but damn I would hate fuck her, specially since her voice makes my dick diamonds.

shit character design

I have to say, her Mexican "lingo" is kind of outdated and rubbish overall, nobody talks like that since the 90's

Considering she looks and sounds just like a "Hackers" character, that's very apt of it.
But do you have specific examples, amigo?

She seems to speak with a slight northern accent, but her catchphrases and all are really outdated, nobody says "de pelos" anymore among other things, I have to say, if she were trying to speak like a lower-middle class Mexican she would be swearing a lot.

the worst part is she doesn't even look like a spic but a half breed black/white

I have to agree, she has a very small nose compared to the usual Latino facial traits.

ovarywatch is shit
enjoy your lesbians

Sorry, no cussing in mainstream max-appeal games. Otherwise Reaper would be masked Nathan Notem Portent Explosion.

Maybe she's mixed race? Father visited mexico and danced La Bamba with the locals, left her there with her mother and she had to learn how to defend herself.
Maybe all she knows from her culture are lame catchphrases because she cut contact with everyone at an young age, especially now that she travels around the world with Talon.
Or maybe she just likes to say lame old shit ironically :^)

Honestly, swearing would just turn her into a bad stereotype even by Mexican standards, but the way she talks makes me think they were trying to aim for said accent, I'll have to see who voices her, maybe I know the actress.

So if sombra is able to just instantly hack things with one hand and no real computer, does that mean she's using scripts in battle?
Is sombra just a scriptkiddie?

Sombra is the new Hanzo.

I think the main problem I find with her is that there's very little if any situations where it's better to hack a enemy rather than shoot, you might as well stick to only hacking health packs.

I haven't gotten a chance to play her much, but it seems like you hack with her when going against a tank or any character with a surviveability boosting skill/escape, like Tracer or Reaper.

You have to hack when they don´t notice you. It doesn´t make any sense to try to hack someone who is already shooting at you. Also hacking is especially good against reinhard shields. I seriously don´t get why everyone in competitive seems to hate sombra. She´s incredible powerful in the right hands.

fuck heroes of the storm
like holy fuck what a shit way to force their failing shitty casual moba on people

fuck Overwatch
like holy fuck what a shit way to force their shitty casual FPS on people

overwatch the only other fps that is out there besides cod and CSJews

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Good game. But I do remenber you're that funny guy that claimed he played this game before it was even released, funny story.


So is this your next "This game is available out there\I play this game, despite the fact it's still not out there"? Because Deathwing doesn't release until December 9, 2016


meme game. 15 minutes long at best. Are you seriously gonna compare that to literally any other FPS?
It's a neat project and cool aesthetics but lol1gun.


literally minecraft with guns, nice taste!


it's not just a dead game, it's a dead early acess game! Play Paragon, user.


It sure is pleb.
If anyone wanted bunnyhopping autism, they'd fuck off to Quake or CS, why waste their time on a dead game that picks the cyberpunk genre and doesn't make anything at all with it? It's only marginnaly superior to CS.

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fuck this how is this fucking fun, I join quickplay for a very quick game without too many tryhard shitters and now my picks are locked every game

good fucking move blizzard

im guessing they want to collect data or force people into the competitive mindset before theyre even playing competitive so they shit up less games. pretty evil stuff

I'm pretty sure its more because people bitch and moan about trying to deal with shit like Torbjorn or Mei stacking which require way more coordination for pubs to counter than to pull off.

ive never ever seen that come anywhere close to working

Shippers deserve to be tortured to death

I've seen it be a huge pain on Hanamura and some of the king of the hill maps.

Satan plays Overwatch
Remove Overwatch

i guess ill take satans word on mei.

What's more important as a healer? Healing amount or % of team damage taken? Or does it all depend on the context of a match?

I had a comp match where I healed 20k but at 25% team damage taken, and I guess that's bad? We had a second healer and two dps shitheads that went off on their own and out of support range, so I can't tell if my % was that low due to them, or if it was on me.

That means guys on your team kept running in and dieing (or using health packs/alternative means of healing). Don't worry too much about the percent.

Old quickplay still exists and is well populated. I don´t get why people are so angry about this change.

Hack Mercy so she can't fly away. Mercy can't switch and shoot fast enough to disrupt a hack in progress so there's no worry there. Only thing is that Sombra's gun vs Mercy's blaster is at best an even fight. Someone good with the blaster will probably force you to retreat before you can secure the kill, so hacking Mercy is more of a teamwork thing. You hit her when she's somewhere vulnerable (ie near the front) and then she can't escape while the rest of your team gangs up on her.

Yes.
And so will I. Devil Daggers' gameplay is miles better over most FPS that came out this year.
One huge advantage DD has over Overwatch is that it's fast.
You know, like Quake, UT and Tribes used to be.

You sure spend alot of time in threads about a game you don't like. You know what kind of people do that, right?

How is this important for a Healer? You aren't supposed to take damage, period. That's for Tanks, any damage you can avoid taking is more time spent healing someone else.
Consider Ana and her grenade. you can try to take damage so your team doesn't and then heal yourself with the grenade. But this means you aren't healing your teammates with it, the teammates that most benefit from your grenade since you can shoot 2-3 shots afterwards and use it's healing boost.
Fuck, even just comparing the HPs and Armor between tanks and support should make this obvious, you should never take a single point of damage as support.


No. It's not. You only have 1 gun with 2 firing modes with one somewhat helping with movement but that's it.
Your enemies all do the same thing (try to rush you directly or indirectly) and you don't even have health or armor to worry about.

Your concept of "fast" is also fucked up, the entire scenario of the game is a limited plane with no obstacles or points of reference expect your enemies that are also in movement. You'll appear to move fast due to those factors, not because your movespeed is X m/s
In terms of movement, Lucio alone is more interesting than DD since you can move fast, faster and on walls as well.

You can mention sacred cows all you want, DD is an insult to them with just one weapon, one featureless map and boring simple enemies.
If you want to talk about it though, make a thread about it.

he means the percentage of team damage that he healed off personally. its one of the upboat cards

You niggers ready for the BRBR cannon fodder over the weekend ?

im not sure

People here just for the porn?

Oh that, that's another thing entirely.
That's something the healer only has to worry about partially, more specifically 1/6th of it. Healing damage starts by going near the healer instead of demanding he keep up with your speed, movement and kamikaze tactics, you can heal a lot of damage but not brain damage after all.

A 25% team damage taken for a healer doesn't mean that he missed 75%, it means solely that 75% damage was not healed for whatever reason. Sometimes it's because they were closer to medkits or didn't bother to go near you, othertimes it's because you were too busy doing healslut things.

Even total heal amount isn't as straight forward as people think since a low value might not mean you were a bad healer if there was no damage to heal, while an high value also means your team is shit and keeps applying the famous face-to-the-bullet tactic.


It will be like public servers in TF2, I'll be able to play any role I want disregarding team composition because it's not like it would make a difference anyway.
Best of all, everyone spouting shit about the game when they clearly haven't even played it won't have an excuse anymore. I'll be able to label them contrarians, which triggers them fiercely.


There are a fuckload (and this is the right term) of sites dedicated to porn and especially vydia porn, starting with our very own >>>/vp/
Why would anyone visit a thread to talk about the game on the off chance that maybe someone will post porn when you could instead go directly to the source?
That's like browsing 9gag for Holla Forums memes!
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So i took a break from Waifuwatch for FFXIV and Destiny updates, played a little to try for lewd witch skin, got bastion,currybutt and coldhardt and stopped again. Trying now and the new arcade is great. Getting hate male as a rank 48 from a rank 76** because you bodied them in 1v1 or the stress-fun of a tight as fuck 3v3 is a hoot.

But what do you make of Sombra? on paper shes an OP edition to a team game, in practice playing as and against her just feels like a slow tracer, is that just because we are used to tracer as the 'run in shoot and port out' hero so far?

I'm sure theres some crafty autist whos figured out the best way to use the stelth camo and hacking health packs and turrets but so far she feels far more underwhelmed and underused than N'ana was.

Sombra is to Offense what Symetra is to Support.

Her killing potential is incredibly low considering her gun statistics:
Damage. 2.4–8. Falloff range. 15 to 25 meters. Rate of fire. 20 rounds per second.
This means that if you're at less than 15 meters, you'll deal 160 DPS
If you're farther away than 25 mters, you'll be doing 48 DPS

Now compare that with Tracer: Damage. 3 - 12 per shot Falloff range. 11 to 30 meters. Rate of fire. 20 shots per second
This means 240 at best and 60 at worst DPS

Or Soldier: Damage. 6-20. Falloff range. 30 to 55 meters. Rate of fire. 10 rounds per second
200 DPS at best, 60 at worst, and his best still happens at 30 meters versus 15 for Sombra.

If you try to play her like Tracer, you'll fail since she's worse in terms of damage and takes one second longer to unload the same amount of damage. Her escape mechanism also needs preparation while Recall doesn't and Invisibility is very lackluster compared to Blink for combat purposes.

From what I've tried, Sombra seems a character that doesn't kill directly but rather finishes off the other team. She's supposed to stay behind the oposing team, where she gets by user of her abilities and stays there hacking medkits (creating a safe haven where she has the upper hand and that's why she can hack medkits). You'll then proceed to hack people when your team engages them (not before nor afterwards) and you'll kill running stragglers or distract them before the fight starts but if you try to do it alone, you'll die against anything at all.

Forgot to say this:
It's because you have to coordinate with your team or at very least keep an eye for their icons that she will never see much use by scrubs.
In theory, you'd rush to the back of a team and hack their Reinhart to drop his barrier and leave everyone vulnerable.
In practice, you'll do that and nobody will react fast enough to kill the now exposed enemy team.

It's her dependancy on good teamwork, and especially voice communication that will keep her unpopular (which is amazing for anyone that likes to play stealth characters without the usual cancer muddying their reputation)

People haven´t really figured out Sombra yet. Give it one week and she´ll be an invisible walking teleporting nightmare.

Ana was fine up until they overbuffed her ult (HI MEI) which for 99% of the characters she can ult isn't game breaking

Its when she Ults Reinhardt and turns him into some overpowered The Incredible Hulk slash Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction bullshit, gleefully following him around shoving healing darts up his ass it was entirely game breaking

And Mei's ult is still the most broken in the game second to D.Va's because it's four times the size of a capture point and works through walls

right now i body her as nacho gobbo, if im not using my ult what does hack do? stop me blocking her pittance fo damage when im in her face doing way more damage?

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I said it in a previous thread that she could look a lot more like the raver hacker 90's archetype. I though some of ther skins might compensate for that, but now that you mention that in relation to her voice lines it does look like they were influenced by that movie.

"De pelos" is an outdated phrase as said.
"qué onda?" is still used but it's no longer a trendy way of saying hello. It's now ingrained in regular language, even older people use it.
"Asústame panteón" in my opinion is not an exact substitute for "show me what you got". It's more like a sarcastic remark as a way of saying "I'm not afraid of you" or "not impressed". I use this one frequently IRL so I was delighted to hear in on the list. Her pronunciation for that one could be a lot more sarcastic though.

the only one that is kind of "timeless" because it is rather old is "me hace lo que el viento a Juárez" which for the non-Spanish speaking translates, "it does me what the wind does to Juarez", basically "it doesn't do anything to me" so to speak.

Shouldn't be "aire" instead of "viento"? Haven't heard that one yet in-game.

nope, viento = wind, I think she says it upon respawn sometimes.

"De pelos" is funny since "pelos" is plural for hair (or fur), weird to use as slang.
"Asústame panteón" is even weirder though. "Scare me graveyard" is a strange way to word a sentence but I wouldn't know how it's understood in Mexico. Not to mention the spanish word is "Cemeterio", not "Panteón" which is even weirder, I though Mexicans actually spoke spanish or at least their language as very, very close to it.


"Aire" is air, "Viento" is wind. That sentence mentions the wind over the Juarez (river? lake? sea?) and how it doesn't affect it's waters at all.

Considerem suicidio

Most sombra players I've seen have been near brain dead. You're supposed to use her to ambush weaker characters and disable stronger ones
Let's say you play sombra and you see an enemy hog getting followed by a healslut. Retards have been just shooting them both and then whine when they die. You're supposed to wait for someone who can actually go toe to toe with him, disable hog, kill heals
She doesn't work well if you play her like tracer but she can be very dangerous

Asustame panteón may be very old, I don't know, maybe everything sounds weird because I live in Mexico City and is more or less rare to hear that many "catchphrases" around, the "less educated" people tend to swear a lot though.

Panteón is used her for graveyard, is more of a local word used for the same, we speak Spanish but is a little different than Spain's, specially Mexico, even though we have less local slang overall compared to other Latin American countries.

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By "panteón" you are referring to the person you are saying the phrase to. Both "cementerio" and "panteón" are valid forms, but most mexicans favor using "panteón". Mostly because of tradition. At least my grandparents used that word to refer to cemeteries.

By "Juárez" they refer to the late president, Benito Juárez. I'm aware that "air" and "wind" are different thing but _we_ tend to incorrectly mix both terms and say "aire" when it should be "viento" but the phrase itself appears to use "aire" correctly.
It makes the point that air is something we use to live and that it doesn't (normally) damage us, so you use it to imply that whatever they say or do to you, it's completely indifferent to you.

Why do they refer to a dead president scpecifically is unknown to me. Perhaps the phrase comes back from when he was still alive.

I made it my mission to fuck over a defending symmetra on route 66 earlier, they put down a portal? invis in and destroy it, autist on team got upset i died to turrets after but nobody else was stopping them port in 5 feet from the payload and i just kept doing it till the symmetra got the message and fucked off way back in the map so we could push.

Sombra is less about kills i think and more about being fucking annoying.

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Well, yeah. She's a character with stealth and hacks, expect underage tryhards to play her until they get the idea that they suck.


You're an evil person and I fucking hate you, Symetra players already have to deal with their own team, you could just wait for their constant whine about "real healer" to crush her portal for you.
But that sounds about how she's gonna be played a lot, especially against Torb and Bastion as well.


Come on mate. At least make them work for their (you)'s. Do you pay your whores just for showing up too?

Live is fugged

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reminds me of my favorite character, they both even have the same ult.

The problem with your logic is, that you take only raw dps into account. But sombra has a way less bullet spread and has 20 more bullets per magazine. So Tracer has higher damage potential, but Sombras damage is, in my experience at least, way more consistent.

Posting some webms

LOL

I really don't care who wants to fuck who, Blizzard will have to learn how pandering to SJWs doesn't increase sales the hard way.

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I can at least hope that Zarya turns out to be straight as an arrow just to fuck with everyone's head But lets face it thats not gonna happen

inb4 they legitimize the tumblr memes like

god i really hope this is just bullshitting for the sake of views

i just want widowmaker, mercy, and tracer to be traps. i don't care about anything else.

Widowmaker actually has a backstory, and to use tumblr vernacular, she's asexual on account of, you know, heavy psychological reconditioning to maker her a perfect assassin

I could actually see the other two being trans

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are you gay or something? get out faggot

haha xd

meant for

They all have boobs. They cant be traps.

but futa or whatever, who cares. same shit. I just want them to have dicks.

wouldn't that be futa?

kys

i just want them to cum into my ass crack and then take the ass cheeks and move them around so i can get the cum all up and down and feel its warm stickiness. why does this bother you so much?

like, i just want to use my buns for their hot dog.

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I am pretty sure it is, still a bad idea.

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also i want to strap them to milking machines and have their breast milk later.

i wonder if you can use milking machines on penises, i should research that.

apparently you can. i wonder how dangerous it is though, i don't really want to hurt the girls you know. that's just cruel and they are all very sweet.

but part of me does like bdsm, but idk. what if i went too far??

i mean i guess we could have safeword.s yeah, i suppose that works.

pls someone talk to me i want to die so much i can not walk..z

I know it's a SocialJusticeWatch thread, but this really makes me hate Blizzard. What's next? The female Necro is a genderfliud tranny like the next SocialJusticeWatch character?

I thought they had this with Zarya. Also they forgot the Q.

Will overgay overtake overcuck?

It may be hard to believe, but most people in the forums already got tired of Blizzard trying to pander by vaguely hinting that some heroes are gay or the like.

It feels so evil but so good.

howcome theres no skin for h4xx0r.m4n where she wears the god damn skull mask

I guess it just chooses the "hack" character randomly then, because there's no way in hell Ana was second in line for POTG.

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Doomfist maybe?

I'll bite.
Check the date of those clips and compare to the changelog, specifically the Roadhog fixes he underwent.
I see that Soldier in the beginning being dragged and ending up a bit farther than he's supposed to be, that's previous many, many nerfs, buffs, tweaks and fixes that ability had.
As long as you keep using outdated information believing that nobody here plays the game and will call you out on your bullshit, you'll always look like a pathetic pedantic shitposter. Enjoy your dead game user, if you even play anything at al…

I´ve seen an Ana potg exactly once. But funnily enough it was completely bugged out and showed nothing. Blizzard just seems to hate Ana for some reason.

This containment thread exists to keep retards like you here, for people to come and laugh at when they get bored. Never forget that.

meant for this faggot obviously

Doomfist is evil. So yeah, he probably will be a jew.

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youre thinking of dudefist, which sounds like gay porn

Doomfist isn't necessarily evil. From information revealed so far, he's as good or evil as the person who dons the gauntlet. There have been multiple Doomfists over the years.

This is an intensely gay board to be saying that on

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I'm almost at peace with the idea. I only dislike it when it derails threads, like what's happening now.

Also
>yfw the LGBTBBQ characters are Bastion and _Zenyatta

>yfw the big reveal is that Bastion and Zenyatta are asexual

As they should be. One is a literal killing machine and the other is too busy experiencing tranquility to want to fug someone else.

i dont know, its kind of hard to take the phrase "pass into the iris" any other way than an invitation to anal sex

I heard some rumors (can't remenber where) that the latest incarnation of Doomfist is in Numbani, Africa stirring up trouble with the Omnics, trying to force a war between them and humans. This is why Overwatch is currently moving his fist in there to a more secure location and Talon is trying to re-capture it. Because the new Doomfist works for Talon now, ergo it's a bad guy this incarnation.

Story's cool and all that (I was happy with Sombra being Talon but in a "I do my own thing too" way) but what really matters is his aesthetics and gameplay.
If they make a massive dude that's full melee and all he does is charge and punch shit while laughing loudly and in a menacing way, that's gonna be fucking amazing.


OH SHIT! That's probably it!
That's gonna be the biggest troll move ever pulled by a AAA company! I bet it's gonna be Athena and Anubis (the Omnium from Egypt, who's bound to be a character as well).
They'll say Athena is Lesbian because she likes the same gender as her own (robutts) and call it a day and every SJW will cry and bitch and moan only to reveal how bigoted they are for not recognizing Omnium relationships.
The next LGBTQ caracter is gonna be full on CLANG!

I just wanna know… what are these?

Ninja tabi, but for hackers?

Gotta put it in a limited time event with a 0.000000000000001% drop rate so the goy buy 300 Lockboxes for it.


>Implying Bastion isn't in a relationship with Ganymede for the B in the Alphabetsoup.


Toe shoes? i know the have been fadding in the Lifting/Work-Out/Cardio community for a few years now, supposedly helps with form (some say it makes it worse and some asy it is just silly.), which i guess means Sombra lifts or runs, i know that IRL you are pretty unlikely to see em unless it is someone who gyms or wanna posture about going to the gym since they are the "fashion disaster" of 2013.

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At least I got her earlier than my Tracer skins during summer, I just wish I got Junkenstein instead of Pumpkin Reaper.

which male hero would you marry

junkrat in normal clothes hes still a twink

harambe, obviously

So, free weekend this weekend. Will finally get to play this game.

What should I expect aside from shit-tick rate servers, terrible hitboxes and 'fast movement' but really it's slower than tf2?

Who's the best at fucking?

Depends what your definition of "best" is.
The most passionate would probably be Zenny.
The one who'd be the most pleasureful would be Bastion, but it would be devoid of emotion.

Farmer here, don't do it, you retards, unless you want infections and other bad things in your dick. They fuck with cow teats in the long run, and if an empty teat is milked for too long, prolapse can happen.

Assuming CLANG doesn't count as male and Bastion don't count as a result, probably Mccree, seems like the most stable of the bunch, and is not not a manlet, not a spoilsport and relying on a dildo to fuck.

They're shit shoes. Had one never wore it after a few days. Luckily I got it as a gift from my aunt who hates my guts. Makes you wonder.

Guess that's that then.

is huemonkey still here pretending that he has taste and deserves to be on this american board?

yes but hes mostly given up and just makes his own threads to complain in now

It was a pretty good game, the camo/detection thing for different classes really does it for me. Also, one of the most satisfying shotguns in vidya to date.

And the soundtrack was great - shame they didn't find a way to incorporate it better into the game. I really dig Harrison's music - to bad he doesn't post much online anymore.

Robots count

Is 60 tick really that shitty? And Hitboxes are ok, only Roadhog´s hook is kinda bullshitty right now, but you can evade him most of the time. The speed on the other hand is probably the same as tf2. It´s a long fucking time ago since i last played this game.

Then it's a fucking no contest for Bastion.

Blizzcucks and MMO/ASSFAGGOT addicts really will eat any shit people throw at them

Genji

but why

Jelly as fuck. I only got duplicates of sprays and not even the halloween ones. Loot boxes gave me very little halloween stuff this time. They should've limited the content of the boxes during special events but the good goys wouldn't buy them that way.

I was thinking the complimentary arcade boxes could compensate for that. But then I got duplicate voice lines and sprays AGAIN and cheap skins on the FIVE boxes.

expect to play a game at an appropriate price and then feel smug when you didn't pay for a f2p game

Mccree

I'm guessing because he's cute.

Tracer Tomboys do count as male, right?

seconding this. i had a friend who swore by them and bought me a pair and they fucking suck mega-ass. i tried them with toesocks and barefoot and they still ended up being slimy, smelly and were way too thin to actually feel good while walking on anything but soft grass or inside

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Only good option

Sorry I'm late.

go play some cancer watch people

Would it be a good time to start a discord channel?

inb4
>discord
Propose other viable options.

nothing at all.

IRC, Ventrilo or Mumble.

all of those are shit

so you prefer Discord? you got to be fucking kidding me, the very software that spies on it's users.

use Skype then you faggot

Speaking of discord, it says it is low resources, but it gives me massive lag if I decide to play OW and use discord.

oh no someone is gonna see all my shitposting online get over yourself

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Hey, faggots, what's the easiest way to dumpster people in this shitheap with minimal effort?
This free weekend isn't going to last forever, and the autistic tryhards with shit taste among my friends are prime pickings for banter.

Dubs decides my nickname for free weekend.

daily reminder that dv.a A PLANE
FUCKING PLANE

You should shoot your self in the head with a shotgun, I bet that would be super kinky.

NiP comp
2 healers of choice + Ana
3 Tanks.
Just constantly let Ana heal fuckloads and shoot nano boosts into whichever tank can utilize it currently

I'm not playing anymore till this free to play weekend is over. Maybe it was because I played with my friend who was free to play but holy fuckin shit the past 8 matches I've had were the worst time I've ever had in Overwatch.

t. Blizzardrone

Kill yourself.

That wouldn't be gay though because Bastion is female

I can't play this game anymore, the retards that plague this game are giving me a migraine from how incompetent they are.

It never ends. The litany of retards that play this game are going to kill me by giving me high blood pressure. Fuck multiplayer games that force me to be reliant on other people, I can't stand them anymore.

I have neglected Rein until recently and started playing with him, still don't understand why every other player keeps charging and leaving the team, I always charge when the target and I can bump into a nearby wall.

Still, when people leave is a death sentence to me, I keep telling people to not chase the enemy and to shoot from behind the shield, when it comes to Bastion I ask them to relocate as soon as they get some kills, also, why do they think it is my obligation to babysit them when they decide to place themselves in the most obvious and dangerous places?

i love it when reinhardts expect the team to just pile on behind him simply because he picked reinhardt. then everyone is shocked when they cant advance because nobody is actually putting pressure on the enemy and our mercy is focused on keeping the full health reinhardt healed up while he isnt taking any damage, making absodamnlutely sure not to heal anyone who has the gall to play a bit more aggressively so that they can maybe reach a check point before zarya uses dyke magic on our grouped up team

You said it, free weekendfag. I'm glad I'm staying away from quickplay/arcade this weekend.

When it comes to attack using Rein it is important to advance as a unit unless your role is to disrupt the enemy lines, I have seen quite the opposite, Rein being the only one advancing onto the objective and everyone else trying to fight from afar.

advancing as a unit is important no matter what your team comp is. brohardt is there to give you more options, not to restrict you to one basic strategy. im sure you understand that, but a lot of people dont.

sombra


Problems


People just suck playing her, they try to play her as a tracer or something dumb. You have play her as a massive antagonizer. Much like ana she cannot be the sole killer, she has to help with the killing.

It is almost like you need to use team work in a team game or something.

You can't make Pharah drop, her hovering ability is not hackable, only her rocket jump and the mine.

The biggest surprise that I could see for Zarya is her being straight as an arrow

POOSH LEETLE CART BABY

That would be great, in fact, it would be better if the gay characters ended up being the least important or the ones the SJWs wouldn't want, like Roadhog, Lucio or Genji.

Also, the game's communications menu needs a rework ASAP.

Yeah, but so many people rely on that. He little hover is not nearly enough to keep her floating long. Again it is mostly catching them right before they launch into the air or getting them when they are grounded.

Shit is funny as fuck to watch them try to puff into the air a little then run away. Pharah is fucking squishy as shit.

Also getting tracers is funny as shit when they suddenly cannot teleport away and just jump around waiting for the hack to go away.

As a matter of fact she should fucking crave dick

She needs way more porn

she has pink hair, that means she has a soft girly side.

She also paints her fingernails

Don't forget she paints her nails.

nailsmind

I have to say, I am not a fan of painted nails myself.

I guess I'm going to try this shit out at some point during the free weekend. Any tips for a beginner?

Git gud

Yes, play the tutorial and then the practice range to get a feel of all the heroes.

Don't waste your time and play a good game.

Learn to aim.

>Bluescreen around the end, come back to rage, we lost. overwatch is the only game I bluescreen besides 7 days to die
I hate this game

Sometimes the 50/50 system really has to be creative.

Then again I only ever played comp with friends, including my placements since solo is asking for your ass to get pounded. They're gonna decrease the average rank for placement too because of how easy it can be, so you better do well for season 3.

You think that's bad?
Such is life with this retarded community. I've gotten in the top 1000 Pharah and Mercy players on overbuff at some point this season and can attest that no matter how good of a player you are, if the other team is even remotely competent at aiming at a moving target with their mouse and you're playing with braindead retards, there's NOTHING you can do to turn things around.
Maybe that's the true skill ceiling of Overwatch, gitting so gud you can 1v6 every time you play because this is just a casual game for children.

Though to add it will make gold/plat have more competent players so you don't get retards that were simply carried by competent teammates through the luck of the draw.

lmao what a faggot

ask him if he wants to trade the account for a blowjob

Nice doublethink there, nigger.
also

He's a nice guy but my god does he do some dumb shit sometimes. He actually paid some faggots to "build" his computer for him despite my protests.
I actually convinced him to not be a retard but when he came over to their store they told him that they'd sent it away for assembly and won't refund or some shit.


I never said that I could faggot, I said that's the skill ceiling to strive for.
Also when you're playing with randoms that don't use voice chat you're forced to rely only on yourself, prove me wrong.

your earlier matches are going to be easier so take the opportunity to learn the maps and where all the health packs spawn. it might help to take someone with a self heal while youre doing so.

The sad part is that even as a team based game the competitive ranking system keeps using your "individual performance" as a vague excuse to never give you a decent score after a win but makes sure you feel the loss.

Nah he is totally still broken. Just recorded this a week ago.

thats pretty hilarious. i have to imagine its latency though.

and then peaking at 2970

This feel, I know it too well.

the real trick is to stop caring about mmr and then stop playing shortly after because the game's not fun. I have 3-4 friends to play it with and I still don't enjoy it. it just makes me frustrated with all the bullshit that's not supposed to be in a first person shooter. haven't played since a little before the Halloween update.

I agree 100%, I stopped caring a while ago to keep my sanity and it's probably the only way anyone can play this game anymore.
I almost feel sorry for the people who take it seriously and think they can ride solo queue into master.

I think the more interesting thing in that webm is the reaper failing to kill ana.

No, it isn't and that's why most people fail at the game. They keep playing a team-based shooter like it's a standard arena shooter and shit don't fly the same way here.
2 decent players working together will win against 2 amazing players working alone, your aim and reflexes are important but your ability to coordinate and work together is much more important.

Trying to 1v6 will always produce terrible results. Even when you think you're pulling it off, it won't be working as well since you'll be missing the Point or letting your teammates slowly die and the enemy team will change tactics to specifically handle you. Many, many games you'll see the Defeat Screen and wonder "how did we lost when I killed so many people?" specifically because 1v6 doesn't mean anything here.

For instance, as Zenyatta, your aim with the orbs is very important and what makes you the lovely murder machine you are as well as your only defense mechanism. But paying attention to your team for the Harmony Orb to keep them alive (so they can protect you and charge your Ult) as well as keeping an eye on who your team is engaging for Discord Orb matters far more than your aim. A Zenyatta with 100% aim that never used a single Orb is indeed worse than a Zenyatta that never shoots at all but places the right Orb on the right person at the right time.

This is why Support characters often don't have to aim as well or they aren't meant to, this is why Tanks have guns that make it very easy to aim and why Defense heroes have indirect ways to use their guns to cause damage. Because for those 3 classes, it's about controlling the flow of the match, the position of everyone and coordinate with your team, not about seeing who kills the most.
Offense might be an exception here because most of them DO need to aim properly or you are better off Alt+F4 the game. But even them require to keep their team in view and work together. Soldier has a literal auto-aim as an Ulti for 100% aim, but you try to use it and rush alone, see how well that works for you. Sombra can shutdown abilties from any character, but you do it alone and see how well you can last against just his weapon.

Use the Voicewheel, but don't spam it.
I'm serious here, lot's of newbie and bad players can at least hear it and use it. Even bad healers hear the "need healing" and react to it if they are close enough, it at least makes them look around for you. And you can even coordinate Ultis with that, just let everyone know when your's is ready.
Trust me, the players are, on average, pretty bad but most can at least understand basic communication.

After playing this for first time with my friends and having over 300h in TF2.
This is actually fucking good.

Too bad just like I predicted ultimates are fucking annoying and game would be better without them.
Pyro is also still not here. Just like in Paladins you have guy with similar abilities but not quite same. I miss switching from 3 different weapons, melee/range and using opposite team weapons against them. I just want to burn people and finish them off with barbed wire axe.

They're trying to alleviate ult impacts, the sombra patch actually increased their charge costs by 25% across the board. Eitherway welcome to the boat, rapefugee, it's no replacement for 2010 TF2 so far, but it'll have to do after the fucking abomination that game has become.

You probably just have to learn how to counter ults. Ults are very powerfu in this gamel, that´s right, but they are also very easy to counter if you know what you´re doing. In higher ranks you barely see a single ult killing a whole team anymore. For example: Reaper has an aoe attack which kills extremely fast, but McCree can just throw a flashbang at him and make him an easy target. Pretty much every ultimate can be countered by a normal ability of some other hero.

Is this actually a thing? Just increasing the cost is a step in the right direction but isn't nearly enough and I doubt they're willing to go far enough i.e. basically rework and nerf the shit out of a lot of ults.

Well like said, almost every ult can be countered with enough competence. Though that's obviously gonna be rarely seen during low rank play.

If you want to rework ults, you probably would need to make them less impactful but at the same time harder to counter, so they don´t get completely useless. Personally i think Ults how they are right now, are completely fine. Even Mei´s ult isn´t as annoying as before after the huge charge nerf and she even got an extra charge nerf on the top of that.

Wasnt the game supposed to give advantage to survival skills? Or does the client side hit registration trump everything

I guess the idea of Ults for the Devs was mostly the same thing Ubercharge was for TF2, and if you think about it in the same way, it makes a lot of sense.
The idea isn't to have a powerful move that kills several people, it's supposed to be a move that breaks locks in the game, much like how Ubercharges where things Medics charged and saved for specific moments to make a strong push or a strong defense for that moment and the game actually progressed.

You have a bunch of players clumped together defending a point and they are heavily entrenched. You have 2 options:
1-Surgically target them and whittle down their numbers throughout several minutes, forcing them to change tactics and stop you in a long war of attrition.
2-Drop a Riptire in the middle of them.

Option number 1 is arguably the one that would take more skill to pull off and I doubt anyone would dispute that, but it wouldn't necessarily be the most fun one, it consumes large amounts of time where the same tactics are repeated over and over and nothing really happens for a long time.
Option 2 is in the end, more fun and fast-paced.
Charging Ults is more interesting than how Medics do it and differentiates good players from bad players, who charge faster and get Ults sooner and in greater number while also being a skill that you use every 1-2 minutes, rocking the boat and forcing the other team to suddenly react to it. Most experienced players hear a Rip-Tire and immidiatly scramble away from each other, or they hear Soldier's line and seek cover.

Probably an oversight of it. Reaper had a lot of places he could teleport to when it wasn't intended for him to move there, maybe they missed a few abilities there. But it's most likely due to latency and, in the server, Roadhog hooked him before he Wraithform.

after a few loses/wins I'm 2940. 2900-3000 Diamonds don't give a fuck if you want to climb, they already have the season reward guaranteed. The few Masters that played with me are cool enough to fight until the end of the match, unlike the faggots that give up after the first round of King of the hill.

TFW played a comp game where I had 10 hp and spammed I NEED HEALING while running infront of the mercy side to side only to have her shove past me and fly over to the full health reindhart who had his shield up.

Never underestimate how goddamn dumb and oblivious people can be.

I cant be botherted to solo my way to plat anyway, who really gives a shit about competitive in this game

Sure fire way to piss off a bunch of people in comp.

Say that having fun is the most important part of playing a game.

If you want to always strive to win then go outside and do something actually useful or read a goddamn book and improve yourself.

I play comp sombra /:^3

They still well eventually force you to go out of position, which as MercyTF2 Medic is pretty much everything.
However we will see, so far my teammates are unable to get back door out of me. In time they should get reaction time fast enough to counter most of them.

Also Mercy best girl. I still need to learn when to switch to damage instead of heal.


You have to remember TF2 defense were 2-3 engineer turrets that killed you with mere sight and demonans bombs which killed you before you saw him. Overwatch doesn't have such strong locks in the game, which begs a question why add mechanic used to break such locks in first place.

Also in TF2 such locks were easily counter able by the fact how stationary they were. It was possible to break them without ubercharge, uber was just one of many options. It was fun to add such thing to character designed around healing alone, this alongside over healing actually made medic fun.

Fuck around in the practice range with all the heroes so you get an idea of how they all work before playing against other players.

Ideally you want two healers and two tanks in a team, though in quickplay games you'll be lucky just to get one of each.

You lose your ultimate charge by changing heroes between deaths. Don't fall into the trap of thinking "I should keep playing my current hero no matter how badly I'm doing so I don't lose my ultimate charge".

Contrary to what you hear ultimates aren't simply a question of hitting Q and getting kills. You do have to find the best opportunity to use them, they are best use in combination with your teammates ultimates (holding tab lets you see which teammates currently have their ultimates charged up, Zarya in particular has the best ult for using in combos). While heal-based ultimates like Zenyatta's and Lucio's are suited for using to counter enemy ultimates.

When D.Va activates her ultimate (you'll hear her say "Nerf this!") don't try to escape the blast range, it is massive, instead grab cover between you and the blast, shields can also completely block infinitely high damage blasts no matter how little health they have so make sure to use them as well.

check >>11266444's trips

great, now even the new players are playing ana as a offense hero

It goes both ways too, lots of players forget they have a healer on their team and die because of that.
I remenber many games as Ana where a McCree starts looking around in panic when I begin healing him, asking himself what sorcery is that.
But I noticed that, if you heal people with some consistency, they'll understand it and start trusting in you more than in medkits. For instance, if you keep shooting your teammates for healing when they are in a specific location, you'll see them going back there when low on health, waiting for you to heal them. It's quite Pavlonian.


Demomans, Snipers, Soldiers and Heavys or even Pyros could also make for decent locks provided the player wasn't retarded and they were far from stationary (the Sniper being the exception but his range covers for that)
The counters against any of that, besides an Uber was a Soldier or Demo as they were the only classes that could safely apply burst damage from a distance, but they can get shutdown easily unlike an UberCharge by competent Snipers, Spys or even Pyros protecting a Sentry Nest or simply having teammates on the move nearby catching them unaware.

Overwatch has more locks like that but they aren't imminently obvious except for the Rein+Mercy+Bastion combo.
You have more, like Ana and any Tank on the front or a Junkrat\Pharah in chokepoints or even any hitscan hero in long range corridors.
Those usually don't kill you in seconds like the Sentrys or the Stickies from TF2, but they will muder you if you move out of cover into the open without a plan and that's where lock-breaking mechanics come in.

I actually like that people think, Sombra is a bad hero. Because this way she won´t be nerfed any time soon.

What site are you using on the right picture?

Looks like Overbuff.

How is it possible that everyone can bullshit hook enemies while my accuracy is less than 50% with it?


The thing with Sombra is that she is as annoying as Tracer but with the added bonus of being able to cancel abilities, if you know how to use her you can wreck shit but most Sombras players have no idea what to do.

No clue man, I gave up playing Roadhog entirely because the hook just never works properly for me. My numerical accuracy with it is decent but almost every time it either pulls them to the wrong place so I can't shotgun them, pulls them but doesn't stun them so they just ability away, or doesn't pull them at all because their toe hooks on a pebble or something.

I'm convinced I can't play roadhog because of how good his hook is and yet I still try to lead with it instead of taking advantage of the fact the fucking thing is practically hitscan.

Ok something happens and it didn't post my response. I will make TL:DR version.
In TF2 it was designed for you to not be able to stand chance against turrets so it was only fair for you to have counter play.
In Overwatch nothing is designed for you to not have a chance. There is no need for special counter play required because being good is enough.

By this logic Ults are redundant mechanic which isn't bad on its own but really just makes certain moments extremely annoying.
I know they are counter able, in meantime I actually started getting idea about how to dodge D.Va and saw junkrat wheel getting destroyed.

>Origins Edition slightly cheaper for a limited time.

I see they've learned from their chinese overlords.

That's what happens with free weekends. It gets filled up with newfags who don't know how to fucking play.

Which was shit, sentry nests did nothing for the game but stall it until the scout you killed switched over to demo. And I say this as an Engy main.

Partially correct. Each hero individually is incapable of blocking another, even Mei. But with a decent amount of teamwork, they can easily form a wall you simply won't get past. Defenders usually have the upper hand since they can prepare and see you coming, thus reacting faster after all. And when you have a Turret on one side and Torb on the other, it's hard to prioritize properly or handle that. See Bastion for even better examples.

So in comes the Ults that force the defending team to react to something new and more unpexpected than just you moving out of the corner into the open. A Dva mech or a RipTire dropping on the point, someone nano boosted going their way or Double Dragons. In higher levels of play, Ults damage more the concentration and focus of a team than their health.

However, has you have begun to understand, they can be countered. You can hear the queues and try to predict what's gonna happen. Hanzo just threw his dragons, where would he shoot that? A RipTire is coming, but from where? Dva is charging my way, she's gonna Self-Destruct, where's cover I can use?
They are similar and yet entirely different to Ubercharges. Their point isn't to make someone invulnerable while he pushes your shit in, it's to confuse and force a change in tactics even for just a few seconds, and the team that can react the best and the fastest is the one that gets the most out of their Ults and wins the game.

This is the aspect I like the most about Overwatch, that it's about improvising and doing the best you can with your class, whatever you have chosen. Not just doing the same basic tactics over and over again and not just aiming a gun down on your enemies and winning with accuracy alone but by outmaneuvering and outwitting your adversary as well.

Because I'm not Linkara.


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old version before patches that fixed his aim

You also play Paladins don't you
So do I

I'm sure that a lot of Overwatch players have at least tried Paladins. It's free and sorta the same genre so it's natural to be curious. Like your cousin.

I never met my cousins unfortunately
The games are different enough that it makes sense though. The deck building and inmatch item system mix it up enough that they feel different.

So I'm brand new. Never bought the game because I didn't know if I could run it. Turns out that I can run it, it just looks like shit. And I like it. I feel like D.Va is a good match for me. I seem to do well with her. I also like McCree a lot, and I've done all right with Mercy as well.

So my question is, when this free trial period ends, what's the cheapest way I can pick this thing up?

Be prepared for an entirely different experience once all the free weekend ultra retards are gone.

Damn, probably true.

Holy shit, is it just me or is 76 complete ass?

Ass? he got buffed enough to take down new D.Va by himself.

I guess his playstyle is just trash for me, then.

Dad 76 is a complete beast right now. Every time i pick him i get 4 gold medals without even hitting anything. People just die anyway.

Paladins is okay but the feedback in general makes the game feel more like a free game than its price tag should tell you. I haven't played in a while though so I'm basing what I'm saying from a much older version of the game(Before it apparently got Overwatchified). I like how it has hips and boobs to contrast with Overwatch's ass and legs.

Also if any free weekenders want to stomp, play Reaper.

Soldier's buffs make him completely unplayable in his arcade brawl. It's like he's made of wet toilet paper.
Otherwise it's okay, Gives me even less of an incentive to play as Pharah.

What's the difference between Origins Edition and regular? I want to get this game as soon as possible and for the best price possible. I assume that there's no way to keygen it or anything since Blizzard has an aggressive anti-piracy setup.