EVOLVE

Are you ready to play an actual game or are you going to shitpost a meme?


change.org/p/2k-renew-the-contract-with-turtle-rock-studios-so-they-can-finish-their-work-on-evolve-stage-2

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Wraith porn when?

It's dead, Jim.
Nothing to be done about it except move on.

Probably on the Booru.

Nice shitpost faggot

Your game failed, Turtle Rock. Next time don't focus so much on marketing, hype, and esports garbage and focus on actually making a good game.

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Except they Dindu nuffin.
The game failed solely due to 4chan's Holla Forums shitposting of a meme, which nobody checked the fucking facts on.

lol

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Doesn't matter anymore.
The game is dead, and it's not coming back no matter how many petitions you make and signatures you get on said petitions.

HURR DURR SHILL.

No, Check your fucking sources and do your own investigations, you literal retards.

imgur.com/a/2PeOH

I have a feeling the person who autismed this shitberg together is some degenerate I refused to yiff.

That isn't even my DA. I can't even fucking draw. This isn't my fucking blog. But the point remains everybody latched to that like a bunch of faggots instead of thinking for themselves.

sage
OP is a massive faggot for thinking Evolve was worthy of an online petition.

And you're a faggot who jumped onto a meme.

can i get a summary? thats a lot of reading for a game im not terribly interested in

Explain you double nigger

Basically some autist got mad I didn't fuck them, so they made an autistic image to slander me, and by extension, the game.

The whole reason the game was singled out was because of me, specifically, because i did not fuck this faggot's tiger murrsona.

That's likely HIS DA too, and I didn't beg for games.

The Infinity one? Ain't no wraith in there.

Calm down OP

infer to


It's not my blog, but if you're going to tear me down, get your fucking facts straight, and don't post some random faggot's DA, say it's mine (Which it isn't. I can't even fucking draw or sprite), and sperg about some murrsona.

A fox, really? What kind of shit-tier character is that?

dubs thread?

I wish I could. Nonetheless, now we will be plagued by even worse flops and rehashes.

do it faggot.

I'm in favor

Holy shit, this is unbelievable.
Are you actually s'arias?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how butthurt are you over Evolve dying?

well im sorry you had to go through that. this is too much excitement for me. good luck and take care.

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I will try

10/10 real fuckin' butthurt.
see filename
ask on steam if you don't belive me.

Point being, I'm pretty pissed it failed; and not to mention the fact that I WAS NOT EVEN IN THE THREADS at the time people were yelling at me for shilling the game; infact, somebody else told me they were talking about me on Holla Forums, and here we are.

So yes, I took the bait to defend a game that I found out about through Holla Forums.

4chan Holla Forums, specifically.

I have a number of suspects.

EVEN IN DEATH HE SHILLS
Seriously though, Evolve is done, just let it go

The wraith porn isn't even good imo

Nonetheless; this is not a thread about me; it is about what SHOULD have been.


Except I can't. This game should NOT have blown so monumentally, but it DID and I feel as if I am the primary reason as to why.

also mongoloids screaming about what was mostly skins.

Because it's okay for valve to force you to pay 5$ For a 3$ key for a CHANCE to get what you want, rather than just getting the thing you want outright.

I'm fucking pissed that this fresh game was torn to pieces by people who refused to even fucking learn to play; and only bought the game because it was the latest craze.

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You might be a faggot, but at least you've got some taste in xenos.

Now, let's not even begin to start on the fucking shitty management of it all, stripping out the other modes and maps when they shifted to stage 2. What the fuck were they thinking? LET ALONE EVAC, WHICH WAS ONE OF THE PRIMARY DRAWS.

Thanks doc.