How about some autismsaurs

How about some autismsaurs

Send help I can't stop playing

I know it's shit but it's just so COOL

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???

The Ark subreddit is as trash-tier as the rest of the site, even if you want to go full "b-but some of the small subs are cool" Ark isn't one of them if there are any

I'm so lonely please play with me

Fuck off faggot.

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While few of the dinosaurs are anywhere near as fuzzy as paleoartists or I would like, there's actually an impressive number of feathered dinosaurs ingame. Almost all of the pterosaurs even feature pycnofibres.

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Feathersaurs a best, when done well.

Easy to fuck them up, though, e.g. JPIII

*BRAAAWK* its a living

Fuck off garbage.

that may be, but most of it is done incredibly sparingly, not to mention the pteranodon have an absolutely retarded, edgy wing design
the raptors are a joke
and the rex looks like a goofy, armored mess
yes I'm purposefully comparing it with a game obsessed with accuracy, this should set the fucking standard
hell, the Isle's dinosaurs are mostly tragically underfluffed at this point, but anatomically they look great and resemble the actual animals, its not great, but its miles ahead of ARKS Harryhausen-esque stuff

Are the silhouettes Ben Garrison?

Yeh.
The carno is a wonder of "holy shit a proper carno" though, Kapro is beautiful, Megalosaurus is set to look really really good, Theirizinosaur DEFINITELY does, really all their new theropods have been super fluffy and they've confirmed aesthetic reworks of all their old ones, so

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in ARK?
the carno proportion wise is decent, though the arms look too big, and the skin just looks wrong, its way too big and "globby" looking with the dermal armor
Kapro is fine I guess, but it's kind of a monster designer's wet dream from the start anyway
I have to say I am pleasantly surprised at the Megalosaur, I searched it in google expecting a generic bore, brownie points for them on having the balls to feather such a basal theropod, wish the face wasn't shrink wrapped though
and I think you're giving the Therizinosaurus too much credit, that thing looks awful

I'm just really happy they gave the carno the right arms and face and stuff rather than going full Disney's Dinosaur

And fuck you the Theri looks amazing

are you sure we're talking about the same thing?
or is there some newer concept art I don't know about?
compare this to either of our posted pictures and it just doesn't stack up
the body is okay, but the arms are mediocre and that head is just too damn big, it looks like someone just glued a generic theropod head to that long neck

CUTE

It's not exactly the same, but it sure is cute

Best theri I've ever seen in a game that's actually fun

JESUS THAT HEAD
Listen man, you can like what you like but all I'm saying is that it doesn't look like a Therizinosaurus

I don't see too much problem with the head. It's wide. Meh.

I love it's fucking tail fug u

thats totally fine man, the tail is a-okay in my book
but that head is just literally as far as you can get from the real animal as possible, we'd have to go all the way back to Dino Crisis to get a worse version
I'm sure you'll comeback with saying this game isn't very fun in comparison, trust me, thats fine, but it blows that model out of the water, fluff-tail and all

You're right.

It really isn't very fun in comparison and I wish I could just combine the best aspects of them, but I can't pick and choose.

what is this sorcery. who started this meme

Science, nigga. It's confirmed.

huh dinos let evolve some pretty stupid shit on them. no wonder they died out

Cladistic analysis along with actual fossil evidence

you a dumb negro with no taste if you think feathersaurs aren't the floofiest nicest shit

Sharovipteryx was more of a pterosaur ancestor than anything else, and even then that's a maybe
Dinosaurs also didn't die out, every single species of bird is a theropod dinosaur, they've flourished and then some

All the others are fuckin dead-o though.

yes but you can say that about most things that ever existed

Yeah :^(

d-do you wanna play some ark tho

Mammal master race.

sorry friend, don't own the game
the models never sat right with me as you can tell, and I don't really give a shit about playing as a human
I'm far too busy suffering in the Isle as the devs attempt to fix huge messes anyway

Why the fuck do you dumb fucking niggers keep spoilering your posts? What in the flying reptile fuck is wrong with you?

i'm 12 and what is this

I just want a Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis 2

Is dinosaur user in this thread?

I think so? Who are you talking about specifically?

I dunno, some user who really likes dinosaurs and always talked about them in an ark thread.

Yeah, that'd be me I think. What's on your mind?

Is your name ross?

Oh. Nope.

Nuffin, just wondering if there was more than one, you play ark? My brother plays it but I have a rule about buying unfinished games.

I run a server and nolife the game.

gib opinons

On?

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That's the best T-rex I've ever seen.
I'm not even a featherfag

On ark silly, sorry, I guess I should have been more clear.

Don't be sorry.

It is absolutely incomplete.

However, the recent designs have been really really good imo, the development has been solidly planned and they stuck to it. They released dlc before finishing the game but while it might just be bullshit, they do make the legitimate claim of wanting to finish and test the cross-map systems (e.g. being able to import/export unique critters and items between unique maps) plus it started really showing off a lot of the lore of the game, which is looking like it'll be really interesting (appears to be a whole lot of alien tampering - most of the animals have deviated from their original forms, some have been hybridized, others have been blatantly selectively bred by god-knows-what, and there's a couple downright alien-like and fantasy-esque critters done in complete psuedoscience, e.g. fucking wyverns and a dodorex, except all with completely thought out ans plausible skeletons and mostly-realistic anatomy, spec-evo style.)

They only have a few more dinosaurs planned to release before they focus on optimizing and polishing the game, and recent steps in that direction have been pretty stellar - it still runs pretty poorly, but holy fuck it's a hell of an improvement.

Basically, they seem to be following their development plan to a T, and if they are, then they're on the actual right track for an early access game, but the only thing off which to trust them on this is that it's what they've been doing so far.

Sure is fucking pretty - and holy shit, you can build motherfucking mobile military bases on the backs of giant dinosaurs, so they can have my money already.

jesus christ nig did you put jpg at the lowest quality setting?

yes

They let you paint on your creatures, so here, have a cuckdrake.

god damn nigger my router has a hard drive attached to it and it seeds torrents 24/7 through a shitty VDSL connection and i can still shitpost
I live in a 3rd world shithole and i can still afford to store the bigger PNGs

Well thats a good sign. I know I would have at least two people to play with if I got it. Would you recommend waiting a bit before getting it? Also how often do they update?

Updates used to be very nearly weekly. Recently they slowed down very signifigantly to just like a couple small updates almost monthly - and then the DLC dropped, and now they're doing HUGE monthly updates. Like 4 new fucking dinos at once, brand new features, letting you use guns on the backs of dinosaurs just recently, etc. etc.

I'd recommend hopping in right the fuck now because I'm goddamn lonely and bored. :^)

need a videogame of a strong independent woman that takes good care of dinos in a farm

You mean the WORST kind of dino porn? Here, try some taste

kek
i dint post scat or vore, user

okay, admittedly you got me there

Maybe, the views are really mixed on steam. I'll see how long my bro sticks with it. No one here will play space engineers with me so I have to play at least one unfinished piece of shit with an user.

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The steam reviews are a direct result of the DLC, and probably entirely deserved, but before they revealed they'd been spending time on that, reviews were nearly 100% positive IIRC. Also take a look at the DLC's reviews - at the time of that fiasco, it was well representative of the fact that the main game's sudden shift in reviews were just the result of butthurt children who couldn't afford it. Everyone who could apparently thought it was great including me tbh

I was gifted SE
and the survival factor of the game does kick up a high amount with the SE map. man getting wyverns and rock golems the first time was bitch.
it was an overall nice addition to the game really I feel the main game could really be touched up like SE levels of weather and such

eh, post your shit then. I'm really deunk and liable to impulse buy as long as I know I wont be alone.

This is what I'm up to atm. This one's a big guy

I'm hunting some of the new lore memes atm, I'll take a pic of one for you

remember me?

Found some memes. It's a 3d book that you can flip around and fiddle with, kinda nifty

Poor user, he just wanted advice on his art. I thought I got the "final" version, thanks for posting that one.

Tribe member wanted me to take a picture of this for some reason (???)

Apologize for shit computer = shit graphic quality

What the fuck I can't read this

Is it actual Egyptian kek memes?

shit computers can still encode PNGs nerd

Steam can't

windows + printscreen is the default windows screenshot shortcuts and it creates PNGs in a folder called screenshots that sits in your images folder
you can also tell steam to save a lossless copy of your screenshots in a folder of your choosing

How do I do this steam png thing, jewgle isn't helping

Check'd

greenshot is a nice program for screenshots

I figured it out

What the FUCK is all THIS shit?

post serber you play on, I'm sure you can entice the other anons who play out of the wood work even if I don't join.

Okay, but what kind of mythological meme is this shit? WHY DOES THIS LION STATUE HAVE A GIANT SCORPION TAIL?

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I can't ready any of this, jesus christ

Hey, finally one I can read

Tribemate and I might do some jousting for funs

*editor note, it appears to be written in the long lost art of cursive.

That's a manticore isn't it?

I've been holding off till this came out of EA, but I've got some friends wanting to play so maybe I'll just see if it keeps me hooked for the whole two hour refund cut off time.

I chose superior lizard mount but we're both too tanky to make jousting work like this


Fug

If you're gonna play, find a really decent unofficial server; Official server rates are full autismo 12 year old levels of grindy, worse than Warframe, and shitty unofficials will disappear out of the blue, and take all your stuff on the server with it, and/or the admin will spawn in shit to meme you.

Always welcome on mine >>11213130

Holy fuck, here I am going all its cursive hurr derr and I couldn't be bothered to spell check anything. I'm drunk sue me.

click steam on the top left, then click settings, then click in game, then tick "save an uncompressed copy". From that same in game part you can click the screenshot folder button to specify where the copies go to.
I don't know what valve was thinking but those copies aren't uncompressed, they are losslessly compressed PNGs.
And for some other retarded reason you can't only save the lossless version or have the lossless version save in the game specific folder like the jpgs

>i can't write computer letters
end this world

Flay yourself and bleed to death

nigger detected

excellent taste my friend

BALLISTA BOLA

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A wild ride

STAY BACK, /MONSTER/

What did he mean by this

EXTREMELY WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS, IS THAT A GUN?

only niggers can't read cursive

I can write cursive and yet still can't read it. Am I broken?

H-help me

Go back to fucking reddit you biological mistake.