Tfw someone on your team bullies you

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Cosmo
>>>/cow/209725

I know what Cosmo is, I'm just baffled that the cunt is 5 years away from looking like a ghoul.

>tfw you're both on the late 20's

STAND UP FOR YOURSELF

>tfw she doesn't bully your penis

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Maybe she just can't find it.

>shouting at team to get on the fucking point while playing Paladins

I'm never bullying anyone again.

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Tell tell her she is a stuck up girl that only care about herself and will probably die alone. That usually makes them turn into an emotional wreck.

You have any illegitimate children?

Fuck no. I'm practically a Wizard.

If only your magic worked in bed.

noice

What kind of beta weeb-cuck homosexual shit are you OP ?

Fucking end yourself faggot.

Probably a faggot. Why not use him to get some free games then leave out of nowhere?

Is not like free sex is an option for him.

Because I'm a wizard, not an asshole.

no bully plz

@10994012
@10993985
@10993945
This is the only (You) you're getting. Fuck off Pokefag.

Bait.

Making them waste their money instead of using it for anti aids medicine would be doing the world a service.

What's wrong, afraid of a Totodile are we?

Looks like bait

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Perhaps she doesn't want to catch a case of the ugly.

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I'm not sure why he does this. He pulls this the instant he hears anyone speak on the mic. I'm not sure if it's autism or OCD, but it's always fucking hilarious when it happens. Best part is when he did this to some gay calling for an all-Hanzo team. He demanded a memeteam yet got buttflustered when he got memed on by the obese Chinese bitch and her beanerproof barriers as though he ever stood a chance of winning to begin with.

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*patpats*

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bully thread?
I hate bully enablers

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I own a dragon dildo in his colors
ironically, yes, it is too big

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Not with that kind of attitude

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It's 3 fingers wide
I can't 1 finger

*patpats*

Then you have a goal to reach user, maybe you'll be able to fit your entire fist one day.

What are you, gay?

Are you the one who had a cockatrice or are there really that many Ridleyfags around here?

No stop, I'm anonymous yes

I almost could. This was years ago, and then I had a series of unrelated health problems that pretty much mean no gaybuttsex

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Holla Forums is the new Holla Forums

this thread is shit and I'm here to save it

At least it has the decency to give X-2 a decent score

Yeah, not anymore. Pretty sure everyone remembers how you want to clean out Ridley's stinky foreskin with your mouth and jerk him off with your whole body you degenerate filth.

I'd prefer something more manageably sized.

*patpats*

I have only played 4 and 7 and 7 was way way better than 4

7 deserves all the nostalgia it gets. It is an amazing game

*patpats*

I failed her Holla Forums

I always wonder how that chart doesn't include Tactics Advance and Advance 2.

It's hard to give 13 less than 5 considering that it's so much wasted potential.

Become a tranny user, your sister will love you again after that.

Sorry for your loss
however this is not the solution

A gigantic space pirate isn't that much more reasonably sized

I don't want to be fucked by dudes but it bums me out that I bleed everytime I poop and my anus hurts all the time. unlubed fingers are dangerous

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w-which one?

That never ends good.I miss my sister

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Fuck her to establish a strong male figure in her life to whom she submits.

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Guess there’s no more, then?

Did she sewer slide after realizing the gravity of her sin?

I need this right now user.
Fuck. I haven't had sex in almost a year, I tried fitting this into my ass yesterday and the pressure felt uncomfortable but once it hit my prostate, my entire body was shaking. It felt so fucking amazing, I was drooling.

My asshole is sore

Just buy a prostate massager if you live on your own.
Believe me when I say a tool meant to get the job done will get the job done.

Kill yourself immediately.

anyone got healslut stories?

I wanted to, but honestly, I want company too, what do you recommend? I have a friend that's hung as a horse, I've sucked him off but I've never had him inside me. I need to talk to him again. I helped hack his 3DS with al9h and luma, but his Alpha Sapphire isn't working.

So that would be a good excuse to talk to him.

I'm not depressed or suicidal.

>he tells you to fuck off

Where's XIV?

Prostate massager.

Yes, but what model m8?

I need a toy that would leave me shaking and gasping, shit, something that would make me cum hands free.

Kill yourself immediately.

I would say "gb2 Holla Forums" but I'm a frequenter there too, so no. I still won't, you're going to have to slaughter me.

Aren't you that fag that hacked his friend's 3DS for sex?

She hates me because I suck at everything but sex

Aneros Helix Classic seems right up your alley.
If you've put stuff up your butt before you should be fine.

That would've solved the problem.

No. It's just a meme image.

Not bad, you had me going for a second

Wow. Good memory, I topped him
It was hot watching his cock get erect as I piledrove him, It was his first time being a bottom, he was so squishy and lukewarm.
It's still a shame that he isn't tech savvy or anything, I'd love him to browse the chan's and be able to do more things in his own, he would have burned money on X, Y and ORAS it wasn't for me. Now he can get sun and moon for free, I'll hit him up when the demo comes out in two days so he can play it, and with me.

I'll be sure to look that up.
I've been putting stuff up my butt since I was 13
fingers only since I was 10

You seem like a wise guy. You'll figure it out.

Oh, also that's fucking hot user

Please greentext a story, I ccould never do that to someone on my family. I only like it when other relatives do it to each other

Roast in hell, faggot.

I already love in a desert area, so your wish has already been made fucko.

I don't know why I remember that, though. I think some anons told you to get money instead, but well, glad it worked out for you, fag.
Pic related is my story. I have the pics but I don't want to post them anymore. There's no win1.

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AW.
Pictures would complete this!!
Damn, thanks anyway.

Jesus, nigga you had TWO JOBS.

you don't love anywhere you fucking faggot.

He loves in men's buttholes.

Oh, I didn't read your post beyond the pics at first. Stop being a pussy and post them again.

Enjoy your AIDS, you degenerate trash.

Well, to be honest, I ask the person for a recent (by that I mean DAYS) test. If they dont have one that's super recent, then depending on the situation and individual, I either use protection, or don't do it at all. I also dont have sex often. I'd like to, but the ideas of constant enemas annoy me. I don't have a golden butthole, so I need to do a thorough cleaning before getting fucked. I remember the first time I tried sex, it was a mess. I've learned my lesson though, the hard way.

DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, OP, BELIEVE IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU.

Tell those guys to FUCK OFF.

*patpats*
Maybe if I had been on better terms with her I could have helped her become a decent human being

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*patpats*

You better unspoil those fucking pics before I call bullshit on all of it

In the trash where it belongs. Literally went so far as to change the names of long standing FF attacks because they thought westerners would be too stupid to know the difference between fira and fire.

Oh good, a faggot with his priorities in order. I suppose spending that much time on preparing for sex, wanting sex, thinking about sex, and telling others on a board for video games about how much of a queer you are, sure does demonstrate how much of a valued member of society you are. But that's not why I'm posting this.

I want you to do something for me. It's not killing yourself. I want you to drop all Porn and fag sex for a month. Don't blueball yourself, jerk off if you must, but don't shove twenty dildos up your asshole or a plunger or any weird shit. Then, if you'd so kindly, tell me if you feel any different after a month of completely dropping faggotry and porn. Just post a thread, or the next time you go on a fag rant or see something related to fags, atleast say what happened, because I've heard that it usually completely purges faggotry, and I'm interested to see if that's true or far from it.

Assuming you don't care, lie, or it doesn't do shit, hope you don't get pozzed, user.

noooooooooope

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As someone who had to spend four months aboard a ship with nothing but the absolute ugliest, most undesirable sailors around, I can confirm this doesn't really do much.

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In the thumbnail I thought those ears were dicks pressing against that little healsluts head.

Alright then. I won't post those were just crops anyway. I'll actually post one pic with the both of us, the same one I cropped, with Jesus in the background as a proof it was in the church.
I don't know why I'm so paranoid about it, I don't even think my family have this pic, I scanned it myself.

I'm actually kind of curious why straight couples don't do this that much, The risk is still there, but I guess is lower than fags.

4/10 b8, unsatisfying to reply to. Send it back to the chef and have them prepare another one.

user you lucky devil

Those look like massive bags under her eyes but otherwise pretty cute for a 3DPD.

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How do we know that's really you? Post another pic of you with a timestamp in it.

Quality aside.

We are both massive weebs that barely sleep by the time because we were fucking. What did you expected?

So what's it like being a fag, user? I don't have the desire for the penis, so I don't know. Is it just like wanting to ravage a healthy cunt? Surely you understand where I'm coming from

He actually did it, the absolute madman.

Bullshit

I have nothing to lose. I already lost everything.

Then go full degenerate. Post dick with timestamp to prove it.

Checked.

So shit went south, huh? How far south are we talking? Mexico or below the mantle?

What's so bad about life?

Sharpie up the dick

What would posting a dick prove? It's kind of late and I'm lazy to make a dick pic with time stamp right now. I can just post something old, if you want.

Nothing that terrible. Our cousin found out, he didn't say anything but my sister took it pretty bad. I haven't had sex with her for 3 months and it feels terrible. I'll probably move to another country so I won't see her ever again, I think it's better for both of us.
Funny how all started with me wanting to be a good brother. I can probably fix things, but I don't want to hurt her or me anymore.

The wages of sin is death.

Wait, I thought he admitted to sucking his friends dick.

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Feels bad.

You haven't fucked up dude. As long as your cousin stays quiet everything should be good. As for relationship with your sister you could just go back to playing video games and watching movies.

Post sharpie in pooper

Go ahead.

This. You're a sissy, user. You need to accept it and be the best sissy you can be.

I'm starting to have flashbacks to that fabulous /k/ommando who shoved a shotgun up his ass.

bully them back

How hard can it be to get laid as a faggot? Just go to your local fag bar and ask for some Poz loads.

Did this actually happen?

wait this isnt a thread about bullying at all

Yes. /k/ has many of this stories, like the guy that fucked his bolt action rifle through the hole where the bullet gets ejected and such

While I admire you for doing what most people in here dreams of I also hope that everything between you and your sister get sorted out and find relative happiness

Well I made a non-dark image when I colored it if you would like that

incest is wrong, user. don't do it

dont think of it as incest

w-what is it if it isn't incest?

its just horseplay, kids being kids

but she's your SISTER, user.

Just kids being kids

That just makes it more fun!

are you saying it would be fine if it were your brother?

but it's your S I S T E R, user

No not at all that'd be even worse

user YOU GO HUG YOUR LITTLE SISTER RIGHT NOW!
THAT GOES FOR THE REST YOU ANONS READING THIS AS WELL!

But I'm the youngest, there's no one else to hug. Unless I should hug my cat, do you want me to hug my cat?

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older sisters are the fucking worst
fuck you guys dont know the pain

Do you feel the grief? Do you feel the sorrow?

wikihow.com/Get-Over-an-Anime-Addiction

God, I love this fucking board.