Xbox one repair help suggestions

Holla Forums I think someone broke my Xbox One when i was away, No matter what i do. It won"t let connect to my wi-fi. The console recommend i send it out to Microsoft to get repairs. I have no idea what happened.
Holla Forums WHAT SHOULD I DO?
I AM TOTALLY HOPELESS AND FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!

You should leave.

throw it in the trash

You should kill yourself

I wouldn't worry about it. There's nothing worth playing on it anyway.

Your xbone is just moody because you left it alone for so long.
Show it you care by cooking it a nice dinner.

You bought an Xbone, you brought this on yourself.

DUBS THREAD IT IS

It's wants you to nurse it back to health. Give it some soup and a good night in bed.

how can you break a box that doesn't do anything

By forcing it to do something.
It's like getting a neet to work

What do you mean?

You're new around here aren't you?

Connect it with wire.

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Been a while sine I got me some dubs

Test with ethernet, as recommended earlier.
Test with multiple WiFi access points, including a phone provisioned with tethering capabilities.
Wipe the system and try again.

Have you tried unplugging it and blowing your brains out?

That's what you get for buying a shitbox. I'd suggest you suck off a shotgun, you dumb piece of shit.

Get an Xbone Scorpio :^)

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Did you try washing it in the bathtub?

its not even the nintendrone spergs, OP just sounds like a 12 year old kid and should fuck off before these degenerates ruin him

Thinking about pre-ordering this afternoon actually.

Install Windows 10 on your PC and you pretty much have an Xbone but better

One off. KYS.

who?