Overwatch: Transcendence Edition

How is your path to inner peace going Holla Forums?

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Not while I still have this raging erection.

In case you're wondering how the last thread went down

It´s time to arrive in the future mate. Join your local tibetan robo monk monastery.

If you're going to play a CRAPCUNTS at least play the decent one.

Being "free" doesnt exempt it from being shit.

Can you play as that thing? I like to play as magic-wielding robots/cyborgs.

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Yea, Zen is pretty cool. Can carry teams if you play it right.

yeah, barely any fags play as him though. A good Zen is pretty good fo the team though

>>>/vg/

Dva a plane
A FUCKING PLANE

OVERFRIENDS PLS STAY

Fuck that board, it's deader than dead.

Sure, he's a support though.
Quick rundown:

A fitting place for Activision games

shit game

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SIXTY FIVE NIGGERS

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Is a vicious cycle, the problem stems from how the userbase is divided, one would rather be in the more active board risking shitposters than waiting ages to get a reply.

Hi reddit

pls

that face looks familiar somehow…

All of shadman's faces look similiar

Hillary loli, so I presume is the same artist.

Disgusting

How does shad manage to fuck that up? Like, damn

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Is he getting better?

What are you, gay?

he's always drawn for shock value, but I dont see him draw anyhting but loli these days.

30-40k avg

its already dropping off on twitch even with some esport and please play our game event coming up

is that hilloli clitton?

What?

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And I had hope for him after the Hillary one

No

I think realized he can trigger his audience

I've actually fapped to his shit because it hits most fo my fetishes

similar faces and hair style
I guess shadman can't into children

Haydee is now banned? it was OK two days ago.

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Anons! i have a great idea!
How about you guys buy me a copy eh?

See?
I told you, rule 4 applies only to created threads besdies the fact that Im using sage while offtopic.


THICKER

How about you stop being a poorfag?

while i've fapped to it the haydee guy was a pretty obvious annoying shill trying to force it

i will if you buy me a copy user.

Only if you buy me a copy first.

What the fuck? Did the artist's brain just stop being able to assemble words or use punctuation properly halfway through each speech bubble?

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Bastion on quickplay is fun, because everyone plays retarded there, but i have never seen an efficient bastion in competitive.

Whenever I dip down in ranking, I cheese with bastion.

It's so easy at low ranks.

I lost all my turrets due to a winston hunting a hanzo, he didnt even notice them

least shes getting a buff soon

yeah but its a dick move thats all.
I've stolen plenty of POTG with him

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At least we know is a shield boosting of sorts.

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Im I going to need to post them again?

It's actually true, we're actually all that same guy. Even you're him. We're the same.

Symmetra is best tech support

Go check your ranking again you cancerous faggot.

shush dont let on, we need the host to follow through!

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:^)

But the hive is almost complete.

Not yet, soon.

Soonnow

i play symmetra alot

the trick is putting turrets in choke points in places people will not look. (over head) some tanks will not even notice their health chip away as they are getting shot by your team mates.

also fucking bunny hop. people that play overwatch can't aim for shit most of the time so your stream auto hits them alot them can't turn and aim at the same time so you will spin around them and they will just spin and die

Why are you trying to rile people up by pretending to be retarded?
Do you think this is 4chan or something?

GOOD NIGHT XENO SCUM

What a surprise

No

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you forgot something

Heres the downvote you crave

thnx bby

Heres another

ill save it with the rest

(checked)

I want that skin, but I won't be getting the game till it gets on sale, and by that time the event will be over.

Maybe next year's Halloween.

Has any Blizzard game gone on sale?

I think overwatch went on sale just before the olympic games

Save this

sounds like something reaper would listen to, saved.

I fucking cheered when your robo Gandhi was assassinated.

But wait, theres more


Nice formatting

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Zylbrad get off my board

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if i had money i would user, i would buy games for everyone, so everyone can have fun.

They have big sales on Black Friday.

saved, will make a good symettra gif later

Why buy shit games when you can pirate good ones?

There are no good games anymore ya silly goose

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But i do pirate the good games user, if overwatch was single-player or had a private server, i wouldn't be begging here and would be playing there until i got on a stable job again.

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Thats why you pirate older games if you have such shit taste that you cant find your niche.


How about not playing shit games and actually finding something thats good instead of crying about it?

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love those comics, post more

Makes sense.

;)

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Thats a standart Overwatch thread though

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Why didn't you just filter the thread if you dislike it so much?

c'mon bby dont be like this

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Enjoy your ban

Looks like someone came crawling back

Attention whore some more


Heres (23)

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Because for some reason he thinks he is in a crusade against shitty games or something and somehow he thinks his shitposting makes a difference in the grand scheme of things.

you come here often ;o


25 :^)

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Keep posting about how non butthurt you are

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Here's a free bump, user. Just one post closer to another thread being made in a few hours.

OK...

Its actually 1/5
But if you really think this is good FPS design you need to fucking kill yourself.


Why do you think I care about your personal experience?
Especially in a game like this where your actions are extremely limited and everyone will have a similar experience.

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They're right occasionally but most are shitters who are bringing the team down

Sounds like a great team based game

Symetra is sexiest currybut and I want to smell her spicy onion bhaghi farts whilst she teleports cows to safety

You just told me to post about non-butthurt.

Feels good man.

I got it, too.
Twice. You still only get 200 coins for the dupe

Just got Pumpkin Reaper… is OK, but I wasn't looking for that one, in fact I am not a fan of that particular skin.

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This entire game is made for casual shits, it's a business strategy to lure in the normalfags.

I mean, even the fucking characters look like tumblrbait, ignore this thread and the people in it.

You should have done that to begin with, I don't get why you made a separate thread.

Maybe because hot pockets delete most criticisms in Overwatch threads like the ones posted in this one.
Maybe the hotpockets should fuck off and let people shit on a bad game.

Ignoring it wont make it go away

Pumpkin reaper looks a bit too over the top for me, honestly. But then again the whole character is over the top.

I just want Witch Mercy, wouldn't be bad if I get the Junkenstein pair though.

Heres your skin fam

This shitfest is still unplayable as ever.

Overwatch ain't competitive game and anyone who claims otherwise is a fucktard.
There are too many people in the game who have 0 skill in multiplayer games and they make excuses for their shittyness on every chance they get.

Its a casual game thats played just for fun, but meta and rank are important to discuss

Color me impressed.

In my rank i get to 80% of the time teams who actually know what they are doing. If you spend your time in lower ranks where no one cares about the game, then that means you yourself aren´t that good, honestly.

Reminder that gremlin is the only thing good to come out of this.

were you playing quickplay or comp? because if quickplay who gives a fuck

It pisses me off that I have to grind to 25 to play comp. I guess it's making me more familiar with the game but 15 would be more sane. On average it's 3 matches to level up, is there something I should be doing to go faster?

You would be surprised how horrible even the Lv25 are at the game once they go competitive, there isn't much for leveling up, once you hit Lv20 is always 22k to level up.

So sad, user, looks like you lose.

It was funny back when it had a direct correlation to Umaru but now it's just cancer since most of the drawings are from tumblr and feature gremlin dva being the daughter of peoples' OTPs

I like how you made that up completely.

It's like you haven't even seen any overwatch fanart since week 1

Uh yeah because I don't autistically obsess over fanart.

So you haven't seen any fanart recently, while I have, and you're trying to dispute my claim about the current condition of overwatch fanart?
You just admitted you don't know shit.

You're really autistic lol

And you're really an idiot. I know which thing I'd rather be.

Of course a retard like you willing to defend the game at any cost would lie in order to do it.
To prove you are lying lets just take
Except all the exclusive skins and boxes

So not day 1?

Those were there day 1.

Really getting into Zenyatta now, he's far more capable than I realised. Only thing I cant counter is a Genji or Reinhardt unless I ambush

I have yet to be paired with a team that can beat junkenstein on hard. Wat do? Are rewards worth it?

unless you really want the spray, or care about MUH CHEEVOS, no the rewards aren't worth it.

What's the point of having a discussion where half the posts and any criticisms the mods don't like get deleted?

what's the point of shitting up the thread instead of complaining to the mods directly?

this. If you're really upset complain properly instead of shitting yup threads

It's pretty on topic since I actually want to know what half the posts in this thread are.

I'll save you the trouble
There, that's most of them summed up pretty nicely.

Most of those were people posting shitty porn, you fucking retard. Please kill yourself for being so dishonest.

quads btw

I'm not. I actually had no idea what the posts were.
Though aren't OW threads normally filled with porn?

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No you dumb newfag

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bump

Fuck you faggot, how the fuck are these threads not banned? fuck you mark.

Freedom of speech, something you marxist cucks don't believe in.

intelligent discussion going on here, everyone cap this.

Too bad that Freedom only counts if you aren't criticizing Overwatch

Except there are posts criticizing Overwatch in this thread that haven't been deleted. Quit projecting, ban evading spammer user.

Congrats, you went full retard.

How is that not anons exercising their freedom of speech? Also you dropped your downvote herb.

Yeah, just the ones that make the mod butthurt.
Also i'm not ban evading. I'm just mad at how much of a faggot the mod is.
Pic related is me just going to the ban list and it isn't the only OW comment on that ban list.

Please go back to cuckchan, 8ch doesn't have "mods".

Banning, deleting threads, ect is moderating.

We got loads of jews n faggots instead.

Kill yourself.

They aren't called moderators here, newfag.

Bump.

What the fuck are they then nigger? hot pockets?

I'm not spoonfeeding you, newfag.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Go play Overwatch then if you want its dick inside your ass so bad.

This is some avant-garde shitposting

Just call them kikes.

You're a kike.

No, I am not. I have a soul an a home.

Kike

I just have to ask, why is it so bad to have to have an X game dedicated thread for a while? I mean, ideally it would have discussion about the game, hell, it may boil down to just a circlejerk but these threads last for a certain amount of time until the game dies down, players find something else or just disappear.

When FNAF and Undertale came I just kept checking other threads, when Warframe generals pop up I take a look and see if there is something interesting to discuss, if the game sucks IMO and I see a lot of praise I may feel inclined to point out the flaws but ultimately I know people will keep praising that stuff to no end (so far hasn't happened here though), but why the need to keep telling people to "stop liking it" or "stop talking about it" ?

shit, I used too many "have"

Autism user, the answer is always autism

Because shills have to make a pay check and drones have to get off on circlejerking. That is why it is called circlejerking. Do you want constant threads of faggot fanboys jerking each other of and acting like morons/decreasing the quality of Holla Forums?
Like this fucking moron

Didn't think so.

Wouldn't that make any game discussion thread a shill by that logic?

Conversely


This is why the Japanese games industry is superior

I always commend Objective Kills over damage done, but most of the time I just tend to forget about the votes.

No, shills get paid or are trying to make money, no matter the product.

So you're a shill?

Eh, Japan has some positives and some negatives. Current weebshit culture is annoying as fuck. Video game wise, Japan hasn't really put out anything that fun in awhile. Its all gimmicks or some series cycle bullshit. I will admit the old nintendo/snes/gamecube are still fun as fuck.

Sounds more like a hotpocket, doing it for free.

I am definitely not getting paid to shill for overwatch, so no.

But you might be getting paid to shitpost

I'm sure you'll have something to say about it, but I consider the Dark Souls series to be one of the most fun game series, and I really do enjoy DS3.

I have started some OW threads myself just because I like the game, sometimes just to share screens and see what happens, why does the "he is getting paid to talk about the game" has to be the first thing these people have to come up with?

You have to realize there are 1000 people strong departments for video game companies that go to EVERY social media outlet to promote their products. Even Holla Forums.

Dark Souls is alright.

No, then it becomes a job, I do this shit ==FOR FREE==

You can't red text inline, it has to be on its own line

Like this

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LOOK AT HIM, HE DOES IT FOR FREE

I know there are virals everywhere, but I recall the real shills being more blatant, we would have people giving out discounted crate coupons if that were the case (like the EA shills in cuckchan when TOR and DA2 were being promoted)

They adapt, marketing consultants go to whatever social outlet is targeted and find out what is "hip and cool" to do so. Its pretty basic ad stuff. Been around for forever.

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Well, in any case, I just wish we just went back to discussing the game, posting related lewds, etc.

das racist

Fuck no, the game is fucking ass and is designed for 13-19 faggots who will never get out of the high school mentality backed by their FOLLOW SUBSCRIBE SHOUT OUTS IN THE CHAT faggot ass streamers.

Kill The Industry.

Do you have proof of this claim?

What are you a fucking jew?

Proof of what claim? Everything he just said is subjective, it's his own personal opinion and is not objective in any way shape or form. He can't prove, nor does he need to prove, what he said, because it's his own personal opinion. Likewise, you can't disprove it, you can only disagree with it, because there's no truth or lie there, only his opinion.

If I said Chris Metzen fucks 6 year old boys, then you could ask me for proof of that claim, and I would tell you that I don't have any other than the fact that he calls himself the bourbon cowboy, no fucking joke.

Go watch some of the top twitch streamers for Overwatch. I work at fucking gamestop in cuckanada and the top person purchasing overwatch was faggot little kids with or without there single moms. This isnt subjective nigger, get ur head out of ur ass.

I have a soft spot for this style of western loli, it reminds me of Fuchur's work. I would dishonor my entire lineage if I fapped to Shadman, though.

so who do you main? recently Reinhardt even though I had never touched him two days ago.
Chasing down geniboos and soloan them just feels so good

Mei, most of the time, but lately I have been playing mostly offense heroes, last night I had a good team as posted above and finally reached a new career high… now I just can't soloQ because I risk falling again, I am too close to 2000 to drop the ball.

Yeah it's like adults have credit cards to buy things online, so they don't have to buy the origins edition for almost twice as much…

In quickplay its mostly Zenyatta and Torbjorn because you can play kinda half assed with them and still get some aiming practice in and aid your team passively. Competitive it's Zarya all the way, the shields are just too good of defensive abilities to not have on the team and even though I tend to waste half my ults on stupid trick shot attempts the other half are game changers.

I dont know whether to be mad or be impressed

Is the Origins Edition more expensive in "physical"? I assume it doesn't come with any figures or stuff.

It's really hard for people to understand how to win the Hard Brawl, huh? I carry as hard as I can with Ana until Junkenstein/Reaper comes out and the rest literally just shit themselves and miss every shot, I guess.

I want to see someone on video or the like go up against a full Mei team, all of them equipped with "a-Mei-zing" line and be crushed while all of them spam the voice line like a horde of pokemons.

generally when one team member dies then the whole thing falls apart because you lose an angle of cover.
my friend won because the ana fired sleep darts as they spawned in and then the others used their ults

You manchildren who want to keep trying to recreate there shitty child hood? Okay.

It's more expensive yes, because of markup. EB Games/Gamestop buys copies at almost full price, then marks them up to make money on it. Add in exchange rate and a copy of Overwatch at EB Games is like $80.

Originally I wanted to buy a copy from EB Games, but when I saw that all they sold in-store was the Origins edition at that price, I said "fuck you" and bought it online instead.

I do sleep them as they come in, especially the Reaper. Everyone else seems to lack their ults when they actually need them, and half the McCrees I'm playing with have no idea their ult is supposed to win us the game. When the normal game is actually going on, seems like every single Hanzo is extremely shit at dodging the bomb attacks.
And no one, no one ever, ever communicates their ult.

For the brawl I just tend to focus the bombards first and calmly dispatch the zombies.

Ana has to sleep the boss and ult the Cowboy.
Mcree has to ult the bosses and kill them fast.
Hanzo has to take down the blue zombies.
76 has to guard the door.

Did I miss anything?

I honestly don't even know how to go about dealing with a full team of Meis, or even just 3 or 4 of them because the crowd and map control they put out is just ridiculous. I figure you'd need either godly accurate Widows or Hanzos to oneshot them before they ice block or wall off the approach or at least two Bastions to try and break through the endless walls they'll be placing every six seconds on rotation and Reapers, Roadhogs or Pharahs to kill them once you get through.

I have been tempted to upgrade to Origins, but on second thought none of the origin skins are that good IMO except Morrison, I need to get another commission if I want to buy more stuff right now, I actually want to upgrade my rig.


Mei can't handle long range focus fire, Widow + Junkrat does the trick, you can add Zenyatta.

then I'd say the 76 and Hanzo seem to always be at fault. I've done it on Easy and Medium, but Hard requires you to play that specific way and there's always one of the three I get paired with that is probably just shit with the hero. And it's probably the Hanzo. Still, I'm getting real tired of people immediately waking up a slept boss.

Nope, that's pretty much it.

Pharah back blast works wonders to break them up and send them flying over edges.

>still not a high enough level to see what competitive is like and from what I hear its worse than quick play in its own right
Quick play is torture, maybe if my teams arent shit in Comp I'll be able to make it off healer

Cause caffeine? Why would people even want caffeinated tea? Drink it to get comfy.

You deserve every bad thing that will happen to you.

This is like the least funny thing of all time. My day has become more depressing and soul destroying than it was 2 minutes ago.

Sekaiju no MeiQ, Super Robot Wars, Monster Hunter, Gundam Breaker… all in all I'd say 90% of the fun games of the last decade and a half have been Japanese.

horribly. i felt pretty great today and then in the last hour some kind of immeasurable dread came over me out of nowhere

If you want to beat Junkenstein, you have to play as Ana. When there´s a boss fight, nano boost McCrees high noon and always put roadhog to sleep with your sleep dart. That´s basically the winning strategy.

You have to go back, overcuck.
>>>/4chan/

No he doesn't. Unless your name is Mark, you can't make that mandate, and if you are Mark fix shit you fuck instead of harassing people in threads. Get your mods under control.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't, dildo.

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Do the prepaid Visa/MasterCard gift cards you can get at the supermarket work in Battle.net?

So?
again, so? If I recall, you could still use the TF2 server browser to choose a Valve server
That's like saying I can't complain about not having hands because you cut my arms off
Loot boxes?
Heaven forbid a team need to manage resource consumption
Buy our loot boxes goy, you might get a legendary for your favorite character.
Are you really asking how microtransactions in a full-price game is a bad thing?
Is saying "a 4X game" legitimate? It's a commonly used term, but alright, ASSFAGGOTS.

B-b-but i thought Blizzard was pozed and went full on socjus, why are there waifus in lewd outfits everywhere in this game?

Where'd you get that idea from? In a game where a woman like Jaina goes from loveless relationship to loveless relationship, being the cock sock for a prince and then a mad dragon, and everything is CORRUPTION and OLD GODS .. Where does the socjus come in?

I thought Battlenet doesn't allow buying games for others like steam does with gifts?

No they do, it requires sending the game as an email, but you can buy gifts for people. Overwatch had a thing going for a short while after launch where you couldn't gift it.

In Zarya's hair

And Tracer's ass.

I fucking hate that character, if I could remove any character from the game it would be her, Zenyatta, Bastion, Genji and Symmetra. Fucking Omnics are pieces of shit.

#BotLivesMatter

Let me correct an earlier mistake .. Bot Lives DO NOT Matter.

Ana also ulted me instead of McCree (was 76), but it did work out untill then

At least Undertale wasn't total fucking garbage you tasteless homos.

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If you don't like the game or the thread you are free to stay out of it, i mean, it's not like we have 250 active threads at any moment where you can post instead, or anything.
Just saying

more like everything is CORPORATION and OLD MEN

Really? I thought the cap was 150 threads.

Talking about World of Warcraft, not Overwatch. Jaina's not even in Overwatch.

You're a pretty bad friend.

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How would that work? The only mysticism in Overwatch is Genji and Hanzo's abilities, having a full on mage show up (and goodness knows how) would be like .. wut?

Maybe if they made her like a technomancer who fakes her "magic" with nanites…

There are already Murlocks and Zergs in Overwatch universe, a mage showing up is nothing.

There's something going on with Zenyatta too. The whole Iris thing is not just a bunch of nanite shit.

What? No fucking way.

Fuck Omnics.

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mercy more like flatsy

Kill yourself.

is he copy pasting posts from the forum

I don't know, but he's porn dumping, which makes this a bannable offence.

There is a mounted Hydralisk head trophy inside route 66 dinner and a Murlock is a mascot for some ramen or something.

Why is this autist spamming the thread?

I'm older than you are, and not afraid to make my hand sore teaching you a lesson punk.

Couldn't tell ya, seems to be butthurt over the fact that he thinks that healers should get some special treatment, but I refused to read his text wall posts.

jesus christ that poser porn, it's like I stumbled back into the year 2000 when poser porn was relatively new and I had to try finding non-subscription sites hosting the ridiculous shit

Enjoy your ban.

the posts hes copying are funny though. so many support players only do it because they want to feel needed. months ago when i looked on their forums there were several threads full of "support mains" with inflated egos.

That fucking laugh made me chuckle so much that I fell off a ledge in Dark Souls, god damnit.

Good the shitposter got banned now, hopefully permanently.
We're safe now.

When the fuck is Sombra or whatever supposed to come out?

When this reaches 100% she will probably be revealed on the test server.
amomentincrime.com/

In other words, just like some user theorized, Sombra is gonna hack Blizzcon.

Oh hey, another newfag to join the Overcuck repository.
Hows cuckchan?

Jesus Christ Shad just stop.

Eh, say what you will, I'd fuck her.

Bless that goddamn glorious faggot.

Will Overwatch run through a Virtual Machine on Loonix?


i really wish Shadman would just drink some fucking bleach. To be fair, it does look like his "art" has improved over the last few years, not much though; still absolute shit.

Please explain what is wrong with the picture.

Just because a few 40 year old women hate "treating women as objects" doesnt mean 80% of liberal cucks don't go all out with nudity and find it liberating and "sexy".

but user, what bout the MALE GAZE

FINALLY GOLD! low gold though 2011.

I don't understand why you have these monk robots.
Like I guess its something kind of new and weird and unexpected in terms of making up a character but in all reality, why would a robot have a religion or anything like that?

A robot wouldn't need to meditate.
Its all programming. Do robots actually DESIRE things here?

This is one of the things I would love to have more in-depth lore on but at the same time I know its all just a bunch of bullshit based off of someone making a drawing and thinking it would look cool in the game.

As they became sentient they basically fell on the same habit humans had, they created a god or some kind of higher plane of existence, in this case The Iris.

Why the fuck wouldn't it just be the internet?

I mean, it makes perfect sense from a machine perspective. It EXISTS one and two you would end up existing outside of your original physical form.
Shit, I would expect robots to be completely into reincarnation if that were the case because it would be a matter of being rebooted into a new body.

Meh whatever.

You expect religion to make sense?

Well I just expect robots/machines to be a bit more logical.
If its as you say, that they just started picking up human habits, like emulating humans, then yes they should build religions but those religions should still have some logical basis to them.

I don't know, I just expect a bit more thought than pretty much none at all when it comes to creating a non-human sentient fictional species.
All too often there is a fall into the "star trek" trappings of aliens are just people with rubber foreheads and they have singular cultural orbiting points (warriors, super space jews, etc..).
With nothing akin to true alien thought patterns or emotional considerations.

A good example of how "illogical" these robots can get is how Bladewolf's brain works in Metal Gear Rising, as a neural AI his brain is less of a computer and more like a human brain, he doesn't just pop up a database or interface with other machines the same way a more logical machine does, he literally has to manipulate browsers and the like by their UI, he doesn't just save a picture of a face for every person he meets, he literally has to remember, etc.

You would have to be either a genius storyteller or extremely autistic to be able to separate yourself from humanity so much as to come up with something truly alien. What you are asking for isn't much, but it seems beyond blizzard's capacity. I mean look at the characters themselves, they are all either a stereotypical archetype (reaper is edgy, junkrat and roadhog are just mad max) or just boring (widow is just a spider themed sniper, ingenious)

Speaking of Widow, way before I played the game, when there was only pictures here and there I assumed OW was going to have aliens and all, the blue skin justification is BS considering how she wouldn't even be able to walk.

Once upon a time they did. Or perhaps learned to borrow from other sources that would have done it and adapted it to fit in theirs.

I remember when the Zerg were like a biological Borg. Basically going through with the singular purpose of becoming a stronger and more highly evolved (stupid concept but hey..) super organism.
No real malice or bigger agenda.

Then SC2 happens and now the Zerg are basically orcs who really dindunuffin and was trying to stop the destruction of the galaxy in their own misunderstood way.
Fucking retarded.

You seriously think something like lore consistency would stop Activision from milking their products for all they're worth?

I always figured it was all high tech that was refined enough to look magical and stylish.

why would a higher plane of existence be the internet when its nearly as mundane as a river by this point?

Because the world was almost destroyed by omnics, maybe internet isn't as wide spread as today.

I whole idea is that they believe they developed souls when they became sentient.

This isn't a logical science to them. The concept of having a soul is just as unscientific to them as it is to us and yet they can't deny that at some point they stopped being just a bunch of 1s and 0s and gained a sense of self.

Science can't explain why this is which is why they've turned to faith instead.

I like to believe that Soul is the electric impulses that drives us, once we die we lose that impulse(Medics consider someone "dead" when they brain stops processing such inputs, for example brain dead people who needs to be plugged to a machine to breath/eat)

I think I'm going to go fucking insane if people don't stop shitting all over their keyboard and mouse midway through the Hard Brawl. I was so, so, so close to finishing the last wave. So close. Then the fucking Soldier kept dying immediately and the Ana didn't want to heal.

Finally got Witch Mercy, anything I get from loot boxes from now on will be a bonus.

I'm really liking the brawl. It hits the right note between the stress of Comp and the stupidity of QP.

YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS

TF2 was just a good idea overall, it was a matter of time.

only when overcucks get out

lol

I've gotten it twice and I've gotten 2 other legendaries that weren't halloween themed. Frustrating. But what I hate most is that I play more for loot boxes than the game

I just bought it (with credits). And if there's anything else I want I'll just buy that too. I was sitting on 15k when the event started, I could probably buy every single item I don't unlock in the end.

I probably WOULD play more for boxes, I really haven't been playing all that much lately, but offering everything for credits which I have WAY too many of kills whatever interest it would have generated.

As for why I haven't been playing, I hit Masters (3600) after 200+ games in Diamond, then I dropped back to exactly where I was in Diamond for those 200+ games (3300). So I basically feel like I have nowhere left to climb, just getting back to my season high would take the rest of the season.

Play in a group for 20% exp bonus.

Yeah if you're a poor russian or BR then this game is right for you.

Prove it's made for casuals, I'll wait

What are some good strategies/combos/exploits to try with a bro?

I'm talking about the kind of shit that completely breaks the game

Fuck this gay Earth

Zarya/Pharah can fuck shit up, just remember to shield the Pharah when she is ulting.


I hate to say this but you are wrong.

That´s what you get for being a filthy robot lover.

Oh what, he's got like 20 images on paheal or some shit? That's nothing, other characters get that a day. Most of those images don' even have him as the focus.

Found the underaged b&

.xxx has even less.

By "main" if you mean character I go to most for each category then that would have to be:
Soldier 76
Junkrat
D.va
Lucio if on defense, Zenyatta for offense

Sorry user, but CHINA says otherwise

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it was hilarious and awful

who /banned from season 2/ here?

Not yet, but I only got 1 disconnection to date.

tfw not even hig enough to get into ranked yet

Guys, what if… Tracer had a dick

Ask anyone on this thread

only if the dick has an annoying voice and travels through time also

Competitive may be a little broken today, or something is very wrong with my connection, this has happened to me twice by now.

This happened to me the other day. Got a 10 minute ban.

It seems to happen to some other people, another variation is people getting a black screen or a permanent loading screen.

Looks like whatever they've changed in the latest patch has made it even harder to rank up as Mercy. Probably related to the fact that res now only gives 50 "fire" per revive. I've had some pretty strong games lately and earned quite a bit less than normal, my losses are more than normal but they might not have been as good.

Don't forget to buff your heal sluts!

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Wait, how the fuck is that even a question?

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I want to beat everyone's skulls in and then rape the innards

It goes that well

How the fuck do all of you stand playing with such shitty players?

I mean I fucking died to a Hanzo shooting his arrow AND IT KILLED ME ABOUT FOUR FEET TO THE FUCKING LEFT OF MY MCCREE

WHY IS THIS OK?!

Too bad I don't play Mercy

People die to get that skin… well, not die, but you know what I mean.

git out

Knowing Activision fans, they probably would spend their last dollars on that instead of the food they need to live.

Good riddance then, Darwin award goes to…

I don't quite think Activision fans play OW, if anything it would be Blizzard fans which even if the companies are one and the same now the fanbases are still divided.

Not really, the people who were fans of pre-Activision Blizzard have long since moved on since Activision doesn't make the kind of games they'd be interested in anyway. Blizzard is dead, and is simply just Activision now.