It's Halloween night and a kid comes to your doorstep dressed like pic related.
What do you give him?
Vidya Halloween
Jeremiah Clark
Aiden Gutierrez
Too soon
Noah Gutierrez
I give him the candy he deserves.
Juan Smith
My dick
Carson Gray
Fuck you, I was gonna say that!!
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It's Halloween night and a drugged up heated teenager comes to your doorstep dressed like pic related.
What do you give him?
Logan Myers
A link to Pooh's Homerun Derby
Owen Campbell
That tradition isn't too hot in europe, getting one group of kids the entire evening is something like a 50/50 chance.
So, nothing.
James Roberts
A knuckle sandwich for trick-or-treating past the age of 12.
Jack Nguyen
I always play dead when it's Halloween. The other days, too.
Joseph Perez
I'd shit my pants thinking that Zaat has come to kill me.
Thomas Anderson
I'm 19 and still trick or treat
fucking sue me.
Isaiah Wright
Goddamn kids
Jayden Bennett
The dick.
Brayden Morris
I found halfchan when I was 9
I didn't start posting until I was 12 though
Lincoln Baker
What are you going as this year, faggot?
Isaiah Edwards
I'd slam the door on him unless he tried to the pikachu voice. He would be dead if he did.
As for OP, some marshmallows or something.
Aaron Jenkins
clown
Daniel Garcia
You're almost as bad as the people who give out coloring books.
Samuel Gutierrez
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John Reyes
I have it in my comp somewhere, have this for now.
James Gutierrez
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Jayden Smith
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Isaac Miller
I'm dressing up as that purple dude guy from that robot furry horror show.
maybe scare some kiddos.
Carter Morris
guy had a twitter but it got suspended
he's from florida and needs a master
Also, found it.
Lincoln Reed
Okay fine, throw in some chocolate and graham crackers.
Jose Richardson
Matthew already filled that position
Jackson Hill
A blow pop job.
Robert Cooper
a brutal beating
Adam Thomas
Suffer not the furry to live.
Matthew Foster
this
And also ask him how does he breathe under that thing
John Green
What was the point
Jace Hill
Who the fuck is Matthew?
is this a vidya reference?
Jaxon Cruz
bruh
Jason Watson
………???
Kevin Rivera
Hurricane Matthew?
Leo Robinson
I It was the hurricane that just raped the Caribbean and eastern coast of the US.
Watch the news once in a while, user.
Christian Turner
I'm patrick star, I metaphorically live under a rock. Sorry, now I'm chucking like a retard
Elijah Reyes
Try to be more sensible
Matthew Wood
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Jose Jones
A skylanders toy and tell him he'll never have his own franchise ever again.
Oliver Johnson
I'd be spooked, isn't he dead?
Luke Anderson
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Joshua Stewart
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Leo Gomez
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