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Let's get this started

Other urls found in this thread:

vimeo.com/71919803
archive.is/ULsM9
vimeo.com/161418954
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Fuck that's some old shit

Thank fuck they fixed that a while ago.

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how does this even happen?

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that webm genuinely pissed me off

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this is bullshit

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spotted the guy who has never used a betamax player

What? She has 3 fucking rolls at least.

/r/ing all the Hulk Hogan versus Gawker webm I only have the Liru one, I lost the others

this one?

sure, but compared to her enormous lower half that's really not that huge, at least in the pose she's in

I might have it, could you describe it?

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I dun get it, what did the sign say that made the one girl change her mind?

Also, what is this from?

There was JoJo one IIRC, that is the other one I lost

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If only GDQ didn't ban fun for those shekels.

She's not a man, if that's what your filename means.
vimeo.com/71919803

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Better webm

I know, I'm constantly restoring "Pristine" VHS video and getting rid of all the static and noise

Shit takes a long time

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Yeah

Being able to kill enemies isn't fun

Since you're it post liru scenes webms

Spotted the hipster who pretends to be a 90s kid because he was born in 1999

Is the music in the first webm from a Cing game?

Hell I was an 80's kid, you try watching TV on a shitty CRT from then

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Probably half-price or sale.

Fuck I see kids constantly bitching their new iphone can't play X game at 1080p 60FPS

Meanwhile I'm beside myself in wonder I can stick the entire NES/SNES/Genesis/Arcade game collection on something a third the size of a postage stamp, and can play NES on a tablet with 100x the clarity than the old CRT's I had did

it's from Undertale

I AM FOREVER IMMORTALIZED

I don't want to imagine what the spergs that make these cringy ass videos look like IRL

We shouldn't be able to hit these levels of autism

It was the food itself presented on the sign. The two characters are supposed to be on a diet.

Love Live! School Idol Project. forgot if that scene is from the first or second season

This, fucking this

Little bitches angry that the stream isn't at 1080p but 720p when back in the early days of the net I had to let my PC on all day to download a fucking 120x80 trailer for a movie

I was already happy as hell because I could now get my news through a modem instead of waiting a whole fucking month for a vidya magazine

Fuck these little entitled niggers

calm down son, it's just a webm thread

Sorry, fucked up reply first time
it's from Undertale

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ITS ALMOST LIKE LITTLE SPOILED BRATS TODAY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOOD OR NOT BECAUSE THEY HAVE NEVER HAD TO EXPERIENCE ANYTHING TRULY BAD

EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO PLAY TOTAL RECALL NES AGAIN, THEN KILL MYSELF FOR IT

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#ButtersGoesHAM

Fucking A man. Fuckin A.

Somebody had to put Kyle in his place for the PC bitch he is

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wow they really tore into the trumpcucks

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My only issue .. is that I'm sure that if TP or MS ever got called out on it, they'll say it's simply satire/parody and that they don't endorse or condemn the viewpoints of their characters, yadda yadda. They did the same thing with GamerGate, etc. They love to do topical humor, but then they never have the balls to back up any of the shit they put in the show.

So while it is an awesome moment, it makes me wonder, do they do this shit and mean it or are they just trying to troll everyone and fuck with people for the sake of shekels? And that kind of bothers me that they can be so wishy washy and gutless that they won't make a statement of their own and stand by it, they love to put that shit out there but refuse to be like "yeah, we believe that SJWs are bullshit and hating on guys for having dicks and implying it's a guy's issue is the problem" but instead they'll probably be more likely to say "well Butters is one of those kooky characters who constantly has opinions that don't match up with anyone else's…"

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user, what the fuck are you doing?

File size. I need to sleep.

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I really can't dig into those Junes shorts

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Keep them coming, user.

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anime was a mistake

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I can't tell which fact I hate more; that I immediately knew the names of the gay porn stars or that I immediately knew that this was Idol Master.

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its not from [email protected]/* */

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Guess you got your answer

Good. That means I haven't completely strayed from God's light.

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[email protected]/* */ is good though

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Click this webm, ,then click this one

how about no

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You know, looking back, Butters is legitimately the one person who would have said that.

Oh and look, Kyle. Again.

ok

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It'll go right to your thighs!

And then you'll blow up.

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These look god awful what the fuck

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humans are the only beigns capable of autism?

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if it ain't cheeki breeki it ain't worth listening to

Requesting the webm of two kids with a lighter burning up

Every fucking time. Where the fuck did this whole meme come from?

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Some niggers doing a vine

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What a gay.

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I'm going to miss the insanity of bonesaw

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You fucking philistine

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Do fuck off.

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If she just stopped talking like a fucking hick and stopped adding that "Ya" at the end of it, that wouldn't have fucking happened.

It doesn't matter, it was always too late

Watching people kill themselves always makes me sad.

they ragdoll just like in vidya, so it's technically Holla Forums

Can someone get that new server up?

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I was preparing for the worst and that ruined the entire experience.

You want your figures to be off-palette from all your friends' figures?

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Man up, bitch. I demand nothing less than an erection.

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When 3D you can 3D print shit at kinkos, gamesworkshop is dead.

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Fuck me, just pretend that first 3D doesn't exist.

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Why would they shoot him when he's already on the ground?

No one cared about him 'till the cops discovered his gun

He was struggling and had a gun, plus you can't see his hands in the video.

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Did he die because he pulled it out?

Did he actually pull out a gun? It would be easy to see if the one filming didn't look away for some reason

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Also damn Cartels are pretty inefficient at executions

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He didn't get to pull out the gun, he was struggling to get it out and might have done so if they hadn't shot him.

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I expected as much, but the thing they pulled out of his pockets is difficult to identify from this perspective. Yet that still doesn't explain why the one filming would turn the camera away like that, if you're going to film get all the details in so people don't question you about this shit after the fact

What if she and Himiwako, sheboon queen of tits did the fusion dance from Dragon ball z? What would it look like?

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It was a gun, they confirmed it. Also people suck at filming other people getting iced. Makes good death videos rare.

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That doesn't work on the people claiming niggers are getting genocided by cops unless you show them clear proof, hence why I asked about it
I don't really go around looking for death videos, but I have noticed this. Maybe it's a natural human reflex or some shit like that

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Clearing up disk space is a pain in the ass

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Every time I see this webm I get assured that, if you made a woman look like that, she will kill you in the future. She might use poison, hit you with a car or make you fall from a stair, but she will fuck you up.

Seems it would have been better for Vince Vaughn if he had stuck to movies

I-Is that Mark?

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Do you have more reaction mp4/webms from this?

I still do not understand this webm? Why would someone do this?

what exactly is this? it reminds me of the beginning of District 9

Sorry lad, only had these two

I want to know what he actually applied to his mouth and if it let him skip the third degree burns

Cthulu taking down a building

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You must be either really stupid or incredibly ballsy to do that. Did she live?

Kill the faggot ON. SIGHT.

There's a lot of debate on if soldiers intentionally miss their targets and a large part of it is based on the idea that people have to overcome this urge "not to kill". It's not exactly surprising people would want to look away from something they naturally want to avoid.

Even people who spend all day watching kill vids are severely removed from what's happening, I doubt they could just grab a camera and tape it without issue.

archive.is/ULsM9
vimeo.com/161418954

This video reminds me of another video I saw with puppets in them in one of these webm threads. It was puppets singing about how school teaches to obey authority and stuff like that.

Anyone have it?

Missing "And now lets suck some dicks"

Interesting take there. Though is this urge "not to kill" a societal construct or is it an instinctual behavior? Humans are violent by nature, so it's rather strange that if devoid of morals one would hesitate to kill someone who is a threat to one's life.
Indeed, though that's interesting in itself. There is some sort of morbid curiosity about gore and death, to see someone else's life end before your eyes. Yet most don't want to do the deed themselves, either because of fear or moral grounds, so they conform with watching it.

Pretty poetic the archive, I take it was the man the one filming?

I actually have it, didn't know it was from there

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It was, look at the vimeo too for the whole stuff. The original page have a video of him talking about the event.
Seems like he later shared the video with a meteorology student.

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I'd still tap that

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holy shit, I need to play 7th stand user more

Heh. Either way, you'd need a deathwish to actually see the tornado and stop to tape it. Shame about the results, though the video is something to behold.
Also nice dubs

OK, time to go to bed.

Bye bye

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They're not meant to be efficient, they're meant to be an effective message, which they are. "We're the biggest scum on the planet, no one else may claim this title."

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Sure that can work by dragging out the executions, but you can see how it starts to get ridiculous pretty quick, with them struggling to cut the victim's head off. This and the classic armless faceless man show they don't seem to get good at it even if they wanted to

Okay, you don't seem to get it. They INTENTIONALLY do it poorly because it makes the victim suffer more. One upon a time there was a woman who informed on her gang, and she was pregnant with the gang leader's baby. They tracked her down, and found her, and rather than kill her quickly they did it as slowly and painfully as possible. They stabbed her .. very slowly. A total of 120 times. They started with her unborn child. She was alive for most of it, if not all of it. This is the level of brutality that these pig fuckers go to, they don't want to be efficient at it because it sends a very specific message, don't fuck with us or this is what you too will receive. This is why el policio and cops do NOT try to apprehend drug cartels, and instead fucking murder them. Because they're fucking savages who literally decide to be the worst humanity can offer BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE.

Even ISIS has more fucking courtesy than these fucks.

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Different film, but same actor

Mechanical engineer here. There's no way you can get the surface quality of moulded plastic out of a 3D printer. The resolution difference is just so huge. I would honestly be amazed if 3D printers capable of producing high quality miniatures became affordable in my lifetime.

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Remember, Kyle is one of (((them)))

That's not reddit format you stupid faggot. Reddit needs
Two lines inbetween written lines to do one space. I call adding in a single line to break up text just good etiquette.

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Please fucking tell me there is more….is there?

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It's actually possible with current technology for certain places to replicate any color.

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Yes they suffer more, yet there is the point where doing more of it is meaningless, since they are either already dead or the torture useless, and that's when their lack of skill shines. It's not hard to see it all as one big scare message, because it is, yet one has to see the little details

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I'm going to go grab the real one and make it a webm just because you're a top fag

Do you know the guy who made this video ? He seems to do pretty well at editing, I'd defenitely watch some of his videos

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It's not just about the victim, you know, it hurts the family too because they obviously can't do open casket funerals, sometimes they mange the bodies so badly that it can make identifying them difficult. These are the kinds of people who would go to a house and kill everyone in it to get revenge on one of the people living there, including children, and mangle the chldren just as badly if not worse.

SCUM. Stop trying to rationalize this shit.

No need to get buttblasted mate, here have the trickless one

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I'm not really being buttblasted when every single time it's been posted it was the trick version

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No need to get all emotional over this shit. That would apply if they were beating the body up, but how they struggle with a simple beheading shows their lack of skill compared to terrorist cells like ISIS

I don't know him, sorry fam

That's because the trick version is even better than the original one :^)

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I remember when they first started doing that shit. So good.

I take my ASMR seriously user :^). It's not even about jerking it anymore. Shit relaxes me so much.

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wtf is that?

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Alright fam. When I saw the trick version for the first time I fell completely for it, even reading the translation along. Then the trick actually came and genuinely surprised me for the first time in years of browsing. That and the song being so ridiculous it could be considered good made it a moment of bliss for me. So I keep posting it every once in a while to see if anyone manages to have a similar experience

MUH DICK

I think I was the guy who tricked you with the webm but I might be wrong

Why would you find that sexy?

(checked)
It was indeed you senpai

The funny thing about it was that I didn't even know I had the joke version and thought I posted the regular one but it was funny nonetheless

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What is supposed to be seen? Because every time I watch this I just feel cozy.

…sauce?

that's the point, user

In the last thread I thought the tree branches might be making a Happy Merchant but then again I had been staring at it for over 2 hours.

Indeed, it was quite the laughable moments in a rather bad day

5/10 tbh fam

That's what you do for a Wife user. Everyone knows that. What I'm talking about is a sex slave.

It wouldn't be fun if we told you what it was

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Shameful

I never said you keep them around forever user. A cute housewife is great.

I can't give you the answer you have to find it on your own sadly.

I remember that, you made me laugh

Man, the music too. It's just such a nice webm. Would be really nice if someone would give me source on the music.

nice

Fair enough, but there is only so much time you will be a senpai, you have to make up your mind and make your moves quickly

Anyone have the webm with The Real Folk Blues by The Seatbelts playing (off of Cowboy Bebop)? The song is great but the webm makes it more comfy.

IIRC Spike is just sitting down smoking or something.

I love tilt-shifted videos.

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I did not need to see the contrast between the music and that face

I feel uneasy now.

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Probably the point. It's funny, at first I actually thought the music came from Boards of Canada because they have a habit of using those same kind of instruments.

Boards of Canada also has a nice little song about strangers.

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would you rather this other version that's worse quality?

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I'll take hiding the page, thanks

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I really like this when it was posted last thread so here it is again.

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Video quality on this is shitty but there's some of Asscreed.

So what are those? AA guns? Why is the ruskie so scared anyway?

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infact I've got time, I might just do individual webms for this video and preserve the quality.

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It's actually Russian AA. I don't think those are Russians at the end of the video

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Cheers senpai, this is actually the last video I needed to achieve 750 otomads! Now what's left to do is a complete sweep of the files and purging any copies, then getting the necessary replacements. I appreciate your help in this endeavor senpai

No problem otoanon, I'm glad you finally got to your goal of 750

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Of course, it's too late to actually do the sweep today, so I'll leave it for tomorrow. After that, I'll think of a way we can have our showdown and talk it over with you senpai

what is up with all these clowns recently? I ran into those guys on freeway it was just odd

you wanna have a showdown tomorrow? like go nuclear? because if so i'm down. we can probably do the showdown in the otomad board.

New fad initiated by e-celebs on youtube or something. Here in France some guy got attacked by clowns last year. They had knives and all that shit. Last thing the guy knew, it wasn't a prank.

I was talking more about talking about it tomorrow, I won't know how much new content I need until after I do the sweep. We could do it in the otomad board, but a few otomad threads have actually been allowed on Holla Forums. If we don't want to absolutely destroy one of this webm threads I suggest we make our own otomad thread here and go full nuclear

That sucks for that guy being killed by clowns and all

That sounds like a better idea and we talk before hand in the webm thread before making the otomad thread right?

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Of course senpai. We organize it here and then make the thread. Now this won't be like the last showdown where we bumplocked the webm thread of the day, this time I'm going 200% aiming for the post limit

Not sure, it's been ramping up over the last 6 months, and I had a website open not too long ago with hundreds of reports of these clowns being in states and countries all over the world, the general consensus is they're all "killer clowns" by appearance, looking all grimdark and shit. I thought maybe it was some ICP juggalo thing, but apparently they are pissed off about the situation because they feel like these killer clowns are making their killer clown personas seem like some kind of murder cult or some such.

So ya got me as to where it all started, but killer clowns have been showing up everywhere, some have been attacking people. In a town in New Mexico people actually shot two guys to death just for being dressed like clowns because they were "worried about what they might do." So shit's gotten fucking out of hand.

But yeah, clowns trying to coax kids into the woods, clowns walking around with cleavers and axes and shit, clowns going up to peoples' CCTVs late at night and showing off… Whatever is going on, it's weird.

I'm doing the same thing otoanon, I am going to go for the post limit as well but seriously though I wish the upload limit was increased soon so we can have even more MADs

They are blasphemers and debasers of the honk.
GREAT IS THE GODDESS CHEN
THE UMMAT AL HONKSLAMIYAH WILL TRIUMPH

you guys are gay

no u

If you believe /x/ & /christ/ or /christian/ we're seeing an uptick in demonic activity.

Yeah, I wonder when Codemonkey is going to go true with his word, though it might be because the server is at maximum capacity

I can give you a taste of my dick if you want it so badly

HONK HONK

Just when I thought this world was strange enough this happens

imagine we break the site for an hour somehow from the massive uploading of MADs, that would be funny.

I guess I shouldn't fuck with clowns

Now that'd be something, though sadly I don't think only the both of us could do it. It'd take some top of the line meme magic to make it happen

BEHEAD THOSE THAT INSULT CHEN
THERE IS NO GODDESS BUT CHEN AND HONK IS HER PROPHET

Don't fuck with the Great Goddess Chen kafir.

true the two of us can't really do that much to effect the entire site.

HONK HONK

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I jsut realized this, but the killer clown thing is probably going to cause Halloween to get even more pussified and marginalized. Last year there were only like 50 or 100 kids that I saw trick-or-treating the streets were pretty fucking empty. I remember when I was a kid there was hundreds if not thousands of kids. And they all trick or treat BEFORE dark, they start showing up at like 2pm and by sunset, most of them stop, with only kids being walked by their parents being out after dark.

I wish Helicopter parents would stop believing the sensationalist news they see on TV, abductions are at their lowest point they've ever been in history, and most abductions are done by people you know in the first place. Polly Klaas is a statistical anomaly. Instead people go by this idea "YOU HEAR ABOUT IT MORE, IT MUST BE RAMPANT AS FUCK" – but you hear about it more, because it's easier now more than ever to distribute news about this kind of thing. Globalization media has made it almost cost nothing at all to spread news stories about every backwater town and backwoods cabin.

Yet we still never hear about niggers killing whites, or niggers killing niggers, even though both numbers are up more than ever because that doesn't suit the DIVERSIFY AND MULTIPLY narrative.

THE FILTHY KUFFAR CLOWNS WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HIDE BEHIND THEIR GHARQAD TREES

If you praise Chen, Halloween will be saved.

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Well, Halloween is indeed more aimed at kids, and with recent concerns parents are more weary of leaving them to wander alone, one can never be too careful. Still, I miss the times where the neighborhood meant something more than a bunch of isolated houses each living in their own space.

HONK HONK

Joke's on you, Chen is my waifu.

well I'm heading out i'll be back in this thread if it is still up in the morning

It's high time for me to go too, bye senpai and stay safe

We just got a new lift at work, the horn sounds like a fucking clown car. There probably isn't a minute where I'm not pressing the horn button

cease this

Enhale Patriotism all my fellow Amerifats and stop being so fat and get /fit/ like I am. Shitstorm is coming brothers.

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Got a source for that user?

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Not sure how I should feel about Russia's recent mobile EMPs, on one hand it makes it less likely for the US to attack them but on the other it makes war much more likely as the consequences of dropping nukes on each other are much smaller.

In a town in New Mexico people actually shot two guys to death just for being dressed like clowns because they were "worried about what they might do."
Honestly, I'm ok with this. Even if it's some edgy kid dressed up as a killer clown carrying knives or some shit, you should have a right to injure or even kill those retards.

Arps are very wrong, that's sad. It was pretty good otherwise.

(original song is Ogge Kuk by the way)

Some awful SM64 Romhack that was being run in a race.

If you mean the thing the meme kicked in on, it was a red bullet that kills him and makes him lose his shit for a small moment soon after

Requesting comfy anime music

gotchu fampai

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Same here had to get rid of about 20 or so

Make good use of them user…

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this is all I have

I MADE THIS SONG JUST TO DEPRESS YOU

Sauce on song pls