Real Lives

He didn't even get old enough to get lynched. so maybe that's for the best.

Such is life in india, user

Only if you have no imagination.

Things are looking up.

Here's your mission user; Get out of pajeetland and get into the good ol' U.S of A and start a business and get a chronic illness. Don't fail me.

I don't know. Can you really afford to risk five dollars on whatever scheme Pajeet has come up with?

That's the plan, user.

No, I cannot.

Good job! Proud of you.
Wonderful

I remember playing this game years and years ago. I used to play poor African women and try to get then raped so I could jack off to that.

Life goes on.

You've lost most of your money, You've got brain damage; You even have a dead son and one that probably won't make it. Get out of pajeetland user, You can do it

We did it!
Where should I go?

Los Angeles fucker. Live the high life, Get drugs and hookers.

Won't let me go to LA. Anywhere else?
Funnily enough, it'll let me move to a town really close to where I actually live. Weird.

This is you in a future life, It's foreshadowing.
Just go to thousand oaks then. Closest you'll get to middle-class living.

At least I won't be Anthony Burch, I guess.

For having a retarded guy as a dad, my son's doing better than expected.

Looks like you passed down the chronic disease.
How much longer until you get deported or move to cheaper housing?

Not long, I predict.

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So much for middle class!

How much did you lose?

Too much.

Lucky it was only some brain damage.

Things aren't looking up for pajeet.
Seek help, Don't get your ass deported so quickly
Try to find someone to extend your lifeline and genes

Rape wife

It is done.
I now have a new wife, but I'm almost broke.

What do?
Keep in mind I only have about $10,000.

At least they gave me an appropriate name

Holy shit, you might as well move to a cheaper dwelling and starve yourself and your new lover.

Try to stay away from the scams and scrounge up money

Well, shit. Another crazy bitch. What do I do?

Oh boy, you're in for it.

Go for violence, see what happens.

Beat her up

And now I'm dead.
At least it wasn't due to a brick to the head.

Alright, time for a new character.
Give me suggestions.

Sheit, no.

I laughed.

Fem Nip.

Why the fuck would I keep the rubles in the house? That makes no sense. This fucking game is retarded.

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Why would you even want to leave Russia?

Because I don't want to live in a fucking despotic dictatorship country run by a man who makes people disappear.

First Game

I'm fucked and soon I actually will be

same here
I accidentally started my own family at the age of 12

Live in Argentina, user. What could possibly go wrong in such a white country?

Here's our girl.
Shit is already getting rough.

Just don't be a fucking degenerate. It's not hard

Don't get on a bus.

Sounds about right actually.

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life is good

Ya cunt!

Game of all years.

Let's see where charity takes us.

Doing well.

ROSE?!

what do?

Didn't cat it, but we found another husbando after the other guy broke up with us.
Now we have the opportunity to be a filthy thief. Should we?

ho boy time for NG+

install gentoo

Yeh

Go for it. Charity didn't work.

Parents threw their life away.

Holy shit, we're rich now.
And we're married, so we avoided becoming a Christmas cake.

No no, that's what your stats will be at 15. He's age 0.

702,000 yen is basically $6800.

Another moral decision.
What do?

No you're not.

You're rich, is it worth it?

YES, DO IT!!!

We did good.
And we just had a baby son, what do we name him?

Takashi.

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Not on the list, sadly.
Pick something else.

The most feminine name you can manage.

That would be Akira.

Hide-o
Sounds like a proper NEET.

Akira it is.
Stealing is becoming a common pastime for us.

So you're planning for your son to become a ward of the state when you go to jail?

A thieving sales woman. Can't ask for a better setup.

We'll see how it goes.

holy fuck when will she be stoned already? there's no way her husband has that much horsepower

Good luck.

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At this rate, I'm gonna have another kid just so something happens.

disabling everything to see what I die to

I can't fucking believe this

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glad that's over with

My brother and sister are beginning school
I'm glad nothing bad every happens in india

We had a daughteru, give me a name.

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It's like poetry.

Umaru

Most masculine name you can manage.

Takashi

This tbh fam.

Not on the list
Choose again.

Nigga, I don't know Japanese names. I can't pick.

Also not on the list.

Then Atsuko

Alright, that works.

Gonna full Bruce Lee here.

We can retire now if we want or keep going and see what happens.
What do?

You'll probably die from cancer before then, so nah.

I thought this was supposed to simulate real life

Update on Female Muslim Indian game

I like how when I played this game and got a random character, the majority of the time I would spawn in like Uganda, despite the majority of the worlds population being in east Asia.

Retire, and we can be an ara-ara housewife.

Charity has gone pretty poorly for us in the past, but we have the chance to change things if we wish.
Should we keep it all or give to the community?

Oh, and we didn't retire. Forgot to catch that.

Keep it all. Fuck it.

People will be suspicious if you don't keep it all.

>despite being an illegal pajeet I apply for public assistance

I have seen multiple, what now faggot?

We kept it all and made even more from it.

I thought they nerfed investment in the 2010 version because the finical collapse of 2008/2009?

The fact that evil, demonic assholes on Holla Forums are playing this game makes me upset. I no longr will play this game.

Also fuck you OP I did make a thread about this already. It was ignored

DE AND BURN IN HELL

Get rid of her.

Clearly only in it for the inheritance.

Fuck off and stop playing untainted games you piece of shit pathetic sperglord. You aren't cool enough to play this. DIE.

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She cured it on her own, so no need.

Wew.

I SAID STOP PLAYING THIS! YOU AREN'T ALLOWED

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Our daughteru is making good progress.
Meanwhile a band of niggers stole our car.

This reminds me of a country song about someone who likes their spouse less after they stopped drinking.
If this is japan its worth keeping in mind that Japanese alcoholism is very different from western alcoholism.

Looks like we might kick the bucket any day now.
Too bad there's not a sudoku option.

How different are we talking?

And we're dead.
It was a good run.

Shame about our alcoholic son, though.

You have dementia, you probably got it without knowing.

i member this one pic back in half/v/ where player went full despot, text was something like, "history will forever rivle your name." was epic.

My life as a Chink office drone was ended by a Floating Point Error. How fitting.

"it is not uncommon to see salarymen passed out on benches, women swaying from side to side on their walk home or piles of vomit (jokingly called “platform pizza”) at train stations."

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oh member berries?
I LOVE MEMBER BERRIES!

This game has a lot of shit like that.
I started a game and had a son, and he stayed stuck at age 0, never aging or dying.

I dunno, doesn't sound too different to me.

Golly gee, just what I always wanted!

Cool.

their alcoholics don't commit crime.

Seems like I drew a lucky draw in this.

I love the future.

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What country?

Thailand

Man I better fucking check my privilege real fast.

Have fun and pray you don't get AIDS.

Might as well become a child prostitute.

AIDS and schizophrenia.

gr8 genetics here.

GOD DAMN IT
My husband gave me the clap.

Some people really do get bad rolls in life.

Holy shit.

My schizo mother killed herself the same year I moved out (oooops), I inhert 1,5 mil baht and promptly lose half of it to burglars.

Did whoever design this never hear about banks? Every story has burglary taking half of their savings.

You need to put manually your money in banks, otherwise is just money under the pillow

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Banks are in the investment tab.

With Jews you lose.

Sheeeeiiiiit.

Indonesian
skip ahead 2 years of school
leave home with 16 because mother abused me
marry
one child
work as a brik layer, than as a sub farmer
always invest in land and spend next to nothing
alcoholic wife abuses me
leave her
emigrate to bhutan just for the heck of it
get drafted into the military at 70 years
see all my children and grandchildren die
too old to work with 91
vegetate to the ripe age of 110 as a homeless bum with a shitton of money

wisdom 99
conscience over 100 (bar leaves the page)
that game teached me NOTHING

To and all the other retards complaining about burglars:
Put the fucking money into a bank account. It's in the investments tab. Why is it there? Because you get an interest on the money there. If you don't invest the money, then all that money is lying around your house

Buddha, is that you?

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It all checks out, Russians don't trust banks.

Don't want to doublepost but which of versions do you recommend? Which runs best on latest systems?

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Well the Federal Government did it with the Federal Reserve and we're now in an eternal spiral of endless unpayable debt due to interest on the bonds we take out for money so you know.

I like 2007 better, but 2010 probably works better on modern systems. Neither of them take up much space, so you could always try them both and keep the one you like better.

The problem there would be the government stealing your money and agreeing to give it to random Jews, not the bank stealing your money.

Only because in Japan, less things involving "public indecency" are crimes. Right?

You think the bank keeps your money? The bank loans your money out to random faggots until they run out, and when they do they just call up the mint to print more money out of thin air.

The whole banking scheme is straight up theft nigger. When, and when, massive inflation begins I hope you don't honestly expect your money to be available to draw out of the bank you're holding it in because that bank will go bust and your money will disappear.

Gold and silver are the only ways of holding your savings. Andrew Jackson was right goddammit.

they gamble that shit in the financial market.

That too.

I am aware that they don't simply hold the money and so is everyone who reads and signs a fucking agreement with them, you faggot.

Is it possible to be an actual politician in this game, or even a head of state?
I think I can recall a screencap back from 4/v/ when someone got assassinated by British spies in his sleep.
How would one get that?

being born a Jew

He got reborn as a German.
Malnutrition
Family dies young through infection
Removed from school at age 8….
Works as a potter since 14…
Rent is 44€ a Month…
Food is 18€ a Month…
Gets drafted.. earns 1k€
Starts a career as a computer engineer (without any schooling since 2nd grade) 2k€
Already has a car etc
just hit next year until he is 77 and dies of a heart attack

conscience 100
wisdom 88
happiness 85

highly… unrealistic this real live
(also refugee event that says: Germany wants to send refugees back but they will get tortured…)

Can I become a terrorist And crush planes?

Fucking hell.

You can be a politician, but I don't know how high up it gets.

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Oh no, the wage gap!

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'07 works fine.

Poor Carol, was wondering why she couldn't land a boyfriend. I think she's going to die a homely seamstress.

Uhhh…. Just like real life.

This will be the USA too if Hillary gets elected.

Yep, she ended up a drug addict and still living at home at 57, the game divided by zero and then she died of infection at 59.

More like cis oppression.

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What do?

hug her

Sheeeeiiit

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There is still hope for muh dik what do?

No, with a name like that, her gene pool will be infested with aids

Learn more?

Pooetry

Accept chastity.

I'm doing this to my Ethiopian girl alter ego

We are already on aids continent.

Sounds like a butterface but she seems slightly hearty.

No fuging it is

Lucky faggot

This one has a job at least. Fug or no fug?

No fug.

Ethiopian girl lived as a saint, donated huge amount of cash to the charity and worked in nursery aidding until being fired, living with savings and ending as a beggar.

No fug it is

Also she was devoted do Coptic Christianism

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It;s time to find a job but witch one?

show the ones you are qualified

Cabinet making, if you can get it.

Those are the ones.

topkek

What now, guise?

Take the illegal route
fuck the rules

I tried

This

shit, i thought dudes here were cool, got get away from this dump

pic

What kind of third world simulator is this?

That could be an issue, indeed.

After a gorrilion failed job interviews we finally became a salesperson.

Do you think that rapefuge smugglers work for free?

I meant to the bank, if you borrow the necessary amount to fuck off, the game won't let you disappear with it, you have to be even with the bank

have any of you niggers managed to become a politician? try and start ww3

New bitch do we fuck or remain pure?

I just wanted to be a fuck everything millionaire.

Pure.

I think mother doesn't want us. Sister was also visited by the food fairy.

Remain pure and become a noble wizard.

We remain pure and try our luck at wizardry.

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Do we go dude weed lmao?

The fuck was I doing with that much money?

What sort of monster rapes an ogreish Romanian cabinet maker?

RIP in peace fam.

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Stop shitting babies nigga.

Almost to 30 too and could have cured himself. HoMaleni had a hard life.

Not worth it, I mean not even niggers want to be niggers.

is it even fucking possible for a woman keep making babies at this pace?

With UN relief aid: of course!

archive.is/F2THP

can you pump refugees in a country to help it's birthrate?

Heh. I left them at Congo, moved to Cote d'Ivoire and living alone as "electronic equipment operator". For all I know Kokayi Mofokeng keept studying/reading while listening to music and drinking wine on the beaches of Abidjan while occasionally messing with electronics. Ultimately drowned at the age of 38, the year whicj would be his honeymoon.

Funny, even if you don't act like a nigger, it still somehow catches up with you.

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What version are you guys playing?

2007

"You were born as a girl in India"

gg no re

2007 mainly, seems to work best VM'd on XP.

I haven't seen anyone die at age 0 due to abortion yet.

enjoy you're gangrape

while my retarded mother digs through the garbage all day, yes

YOU WEREN'T WRONG, MY DUDE

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And your gay muslim boyfriend is 13 wtf!

Ronaldo Feijo always wanted to be a musician. Ended up being a teacher because I couldn't find the right job and fucker never managed to qualify for post-graduate. Never left the home in Alagoas, left 6 children from 4 different women. Finally died of ass cancer at the age of 74 while chasing skirt at the local library.

Requiescat In Pace.

The boys letting the entirety of the fucking human race down, you almost have double the number of attendees, yet you have 15% more literates?

dasgfasgdaf

Poor Dragos. Married for life for 45 years, his prostate so pounded, no children. Dies to bladder cancer at 72.

If you read the image again you will see thats how many of them finish secondary school. 80% of them attend in the first place.

Its most likely the girls attend school at the same rate as boys if not higher, but drop out before completion perhaps due to getting married or pregnant.

Oh boy, I hope I get to be the MC.

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Well I guess fucking not.

Honestly, I wanted to go to college to be a scientist, but I didn't have the grades despite studying like fuck as a kid. My only regret is that I sought to marry whichever girl would accept my proposal, and married a freight worker with no ambitions, she never once asked for or received a raise. It was a happy marriage until we had a child, then she became a cunt, but for the sake of the kids I stuck around (also cause fuck paying alimony).

Honestly though, I think the game probably needs more interaction for certain metrics, like SEEK COUNSELING to fix a broken marriage instead of "it's either divorce or you're fucking unhappy!"

Unfortunately I didn't outlive my mother, who died at 61 of the same thing, or my father who died at 77 from cirrhosis of the liver.

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how do you even read this shit nigga

Yeah, I can't read it either.

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I can read that just fine. Maybe you have broken eye or something man.

Back in good old nazi Germany the higher ups used to brag at parties about how many kids they got, which would usually be around ten or more. Having a lot of kids used to be seen as a good thing for humanity in the past, and third world countries still do it since their kids tend to drop like flies anyway. And there's nothing to do all day but screw, since they don't feel like working.

nothing can go wrong. this little nigger is going to be the black da vinci

or not

Just like my trail games

Can you be a loli slut in this game
this is important

its like poetry

WEW

The only time I "beat" this, it went just like that.

Born a poor Hindu girl, died a land owner in Virginia at 90 years old

rolled a pajeet this time. goal: move to USA

wew, since the serial code is there but when i try to register in real lives 2007, instead I got redirected to this shit.

that was easier than I thought

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american schools need more indian kids

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my pajeet died at 60 from ass cancer.

I have maxed stats in all the applicable attributes for fuck sake.

Man, living in Denmark is pretty boring.

It's like they look at that "1 in 4 women will get raped" bullshit statistic that's a lie, and they're like "THIS IS LEGIT!"

If anything, the game sorta teaches you how worthless human life really is.

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If anything, it reminds why we're still be here. You can leave right now, CtR.

I decided to read up on their "research" for this game, and it's ALL anecdotal reports by people who they chose to interview on subjects. So their statistics for rape are probably closer to 1 in 3, their statistics for robbery are probably close to 1 in 2, etc. Which is why your character gets fucking robbed, raped, etc so god damn much.

In 31 (almost 32) years of living, I've never been robbed, raped, suffered some life-threatening illness, etc – but these are all COMMON occurrences in this game. It's fucking shit.

Also the game has a real lack of jobs, like curator, model, actor, journalist, nigger trainer, software engineer (computer scientist ain't the same fucking thing at all), etc.

But doesn't it depend on the country? Does rape happen at every turn even when you play in a first world country?

Start a new game and under Help (I think) should be an option to register without bringing up the website.

>tfw i emigrated from Burma to Finland Illegally

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Yeah, both of my North American female characters got raped.

How often do people get raped and murdered by Muslims?

The game doesn't include those kinds of things, like even if you did get murdered, it wouldn't tell you that the person killing you was black while you are white, etc. Basically the game is very bare bones and only includes the most basic of features.

why is this game so entertaining?

Also due to the amount of RNG in this, I'm not sure if I would actually call it a "game." You apply for a job you're qualified for, if it's a high paying job you fail almost 100% of the time, education plays very little role in the jobs you can actually apply for (usually the barriers are your stats need to be certain values, and you need to be a certain age), and the game only acknowledges career opportunities you would find in a 1960s text book on career paths, and every job that you can pick will never have an explosive surge where you will become world renowned, i.e. if you pick a musician, you will never be famous for being a musician and start making 6 figures a year, you'll always be making $2000-3000 on it.

Cause everyone has to be homogenized and equal, no one can be a success story.

Also never pick to do social or political activities, even in America you just get arrested and tortured until you confess. Shit's fucking retarded.

Childeren: Not even once.

Big mistake, fam.

I've already seen this jav

Every fucking time.

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Probably for the better. Any african that shows any sign of intelligence or just basic common sense gets cannibalized by the tards thinking eat them will grant them power.

What the fuck is this fucking simulator man…

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You'd know, Todd

Rape in this game seems to be a 100% chance, because it happens at least once every time there is a female in my character's life, be it my character or their daughter, their sister, their mother… Rape is like saying hello in this game.

Anyway I've figured out a few things from this game, one being that permanence doesn't exist. Did you get a raise this year? No? Ask for one. Did you get denied? Keep asking until you get one. The game just does it as a percentile chance.

Didn't get the job you wanted? Just keep applying for the same job, spam clicking on shit eventually succeeds because it's all a percentile chance.

Also Emily's boyfriend just died of leukemia at age 20, what the fuck, did not see that coming.

That was depressing.

Giganigga finally made it to Sweden, what should I do next, Holla Forums?

Could be worse I suppose.

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Become a productive member of society while respecting and assimilating the swedish culture.

Schistosomiasis in Israel, WTF? That's some worm infection you get from snails and shit in water.

Nice joke.

Now this is immersion.

Better yet, is that even if you did get caught, it's Sweden, they would instead send the person who reported you to courses on tolerance and acceptance instead of actually doing anything to you.

Ah, you are a man of taste I see

I should not be allowed to take this much money in loans. But since I'm black, I am.

This is fucking hilarious.

Gotta be able to run fast and hard when you steal shit and rape girls, eh?

As a true African I decided to fuck another unmarried woman while illegally using my position for cash.

What the fuck does that even mean?

I don't fucking know bix nood nigguh. Speaking of which, I fucked and had another kid to another unmarried female.

Jesus christ, nigger, stop fucking.

NO NIGGUH

I wonder, can you enter a relationship, impregnate a woman, leave it, enter another one, and repeat this over and over again in a single year?

It keeps happening.

No, but what I'm saying is, enter relationship, fuck girl, get pregnant, leave relationship, enter new one… WITHOUT progressing to the next year.

Looks like you're the one that got fucked.

It works yeah.

I'm a good fatha nigguh now gibs me dat i gotta feed mah kids

I fucked it all up.

Well I can see why it would fuck up.

Sheeeit

Fuck is wrong with y'all?

Really? There isn't more hobbies or career choices? I wanna try emulating my fat ass moving to Japan and becoming a successful animator or comic book artist.

What a fucking shit hole

I dun fuckin think so, m8.

Oy vey, marvel at these superior genes goyim.

Unrealistic game.

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Consider this, it would simplify the fuck out of everything if you gave all your kids the same name.

"ALINA, DINNER"
"OKAY" "KAY" "MHM" "YES!" "COMING"

Hi. Please send help.

You're even more pathetic than deviantart-tier weebs, ты тупорылый пиндос.

How do I stop it from making my spending creep up?

How come I get fucked in trade school every time? Also reverting an age doesn't work.

You just have to go in manually and set each financial category yourself. It's annoying, I know.

If you have low Intelligence, I'm pretty sure you get fucked no matter what.

Damn. What about trying to be an artist?

You still might get fucked.
I had an 100 in musical skill and it told me I wasn't smart enough to be a musician. And when I tried again with another guy with higher stats, it told me I wasn't artistic enough.

My country is finally represented, northeast best region!

I can finally become the true alpha

Are you Aureliano?

Hideo Kukjima

inb4 user turns on heating and gets gassed by a malfunctioning gas powered heater

I don't know why you guys are so bad at this game. Getting your life destroyed by burglers? Get your shit together.

WITHOUT inheritance money. Fuck.

Most people live in east Asia, but most births occur in Africa.

It's easy for random events to fuck you up the ass when you least expect it.

Im gonna try to be a full SJW wish me luck in being a parasite

Wew dad isnt even working

This is highly problematic, i bet mom earns 1/151245151 of what any white male would make

Motherfucking dad is going places

wew, i bet is dem racist white males again

I DIN DUN NUFFIN

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Life is tough for the nig nog in america

dayum

Maybe you should have gone to church more often
And get people to spend mo money fo dem pogramz

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