Overwatch: Trick or treat Edition

with whom are you training to get better?
What rank are you suffering in?
Who´s your main?
Who´s your waifu?

And the most important question: When the fuck will i ever get this mercy skin

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FUCK OFF OVERCUCKS
Only good thing about Overshit is Zarya

Ana
Reinhardt/Mercy
/a/ plz go.
Never unless you pay, speculation has it that legendaries have better chances on purchased boxes.

Everyone, because I stopped playing for awhile and feel rusty.
None cause rank is shit
Call of Duty dad and Mercy
D.VA/MEKA

Is the horde mode any fun? Do the different difficulties have more rewards/exp?
I'm gonna get that God damn Mercy skin.

I dont understand

FUCK OFF

you forgot your downvote, user

hey anons, can you buy me a copy?

region means shit in most cases, since it just pulls you into a server where all players have close ping. So even if you put America, you get sent into Europe servers. That's how you end up with SEA and Auscucks constantly complaining they are on US servers.


The game is shit, but that word is the most stupid thing ever said by an autist.

You may as well use "pozzed" or "nor-mies" if you want to flag where you are really from that badly chum.

>not Bastion

:::::::::::::::::^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)))))))))))))))))))

Bastion a qt

What does tracer Halloween costume looks like?

Ana
quick play
anybody who is needed except Genji, Mcree, Bastion sometimes i play him, and Roadhog
Nobody because I want a real waifu Young Ana

no.

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Wake me up.

shouldn't you be in school?

She didn't get one

Looks like a fucking whore, since it's nothing.

PLS STAY, OVERFRIENDS

At least you can buy the event stuff with gold this time

…I have about 2,000 gold. I need 12000 for the legendaries I want.

College is in 3 hours, right now i'm free to shitpost.

also isnt quick play meant to put you with people your skill level?

everyone is level 60+ while I'm 11

you're just that good, user

Quick play puts you with anyone.

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KILL YOURSELF NOW

I aint shit I only play for fun might just go back to fighting AI for a bit


even though it says with people your skil llevel because I aint shit in these games unless i play a tank or support

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DOCTOR JUNKENSTEIN LAUGHED AS HIS MINIONS ROSE, FOR TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT OF JUNKENSTEINS REVENGE

Nice try faggots, kill yourselves

(checked)

Same as last thread. Anyone responding to the retarded shitposters get reported as well as the "omg overcucks xD" faggots.

REMEMBER TO SUBSCRIBE TO MY TOTALLY EPIC CHANNEL XD XD XD

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I would let Witch Mercy ride my broom, if you know what I mean. In fact, I would insist.

CRAPCUNTS CRAPCUNTS CRAPCUNTS

I dont really mind using crapcunts. It also helps differentiate who the buttblasted autists are when they post it

Post porn or gtfo.

Reported for off topic


The only buttblasted idiot is mad about
CRAPCUNTS

lol
What gamemode should Overwatch be adding?

hang the homos - escort your homo to the hanging room while the defensive team fight to save the homo

No need for a new gamemode if the base game is shit.

I thought the first person was asking for a mcdonalds hanzo skin and was super confused what that would even look like or why anyone would want that.

Everyone on this board would benefit if Overcucks would go back to cuckchan.

You are an animal that resembles that of a human-being for supporting a game that furthers the destruction of our hobby.

Debate me, if not I claim that my statement is valid.

Death to fags.

Ah, so a video game that does extremely well that you don't like is destroying video games. Gotchu fam.

I don't understand

A game that say's it's ok to have an online only game with microtransactions ontop of a 60 dollar admission fee. A game with babby level's of skill requirements, the hitboxes are so generous that you can barely call the game a FPS, it's basically a psuedo MOBA with a first person perspective with no minions. Cancerous devs that cut content at first sign of special snow-flake tears and promote censorship.

You're move.

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This is why these Overcucks need to go

*$40 admission fee, and it's for boxes that don't give you an advantage in game.
*Is there some other form of skill you want added?
*Hitboxes for projectiles are generous, and those have been fixed already
*How can you have a MOBA when there's no leveling up for stats, no minions, no towers, no anything that is standard in a moba?
*I suppose you're mentioning the tracer pose, which was replaced with something that showed off her barely there ass even more
*And what censorship would there be exactly?
your move.

False
False again
False again and completely stupid to say because hitbox sizes have no bearing on what genre a game is
So it's not a MOBA? Also why do you use marketing terms like "MOBA" that Riot Games made to market League of Legends? Are you a Riot Games shill?
Never happened.

Shipping fujoshis thinking adding gay shippings to a video game equals more representation of gays and not just a further fetishification of a sexuality for their own pleasure.

ADMIT IT, IT'S THE HERO ABILITIES THAT TRIGGER YOU

Everything you said there is incorrect


It wasnt ok in CoD and its clones, its not ok here

There was a thread complaining about lack of faggots ingame aswell.
Massivly downvoted, thank god.

Thanks for clarifying you have no clue what you're talking about.

An actual horde mode for once would be cool. Maybe even a whole single player campaign. I honestly find the whole background lore of Overwatch kinda interesting and they could expand a lot on that.

Imagine removing omnics with Zarya and Torbjörn Fun times could be had.

I've beaten Junkenstein's Revenge on both Medium and Hard (maybe I got matched up with really good players both times, because I won both rounds my first time through) and there ARE different rewards for both tiers.

But, so far as I can tell, it's just profile icons and sprays.

I keep on failing. Mostly because people don't get they have to NanoNoon bosses and that shit has to be up for Mercy when she comes in.

For me it keeps falling apart, when Junkrat and reaper spawn at the same time. Most teams can´t handle the pressure.

*It doesn't, it exists purely for those cashcows and autists who don't want to work for what they want
*It may have to do with the retards who play the game, but higher level ranked playing requires you to be good at the game.
*The only thing it takes from MOBA's is multiple heros and paths to walk, and it does a bad job of the first one by allowing you to switch to whoever you want.

CRAPCUNTS is such a terrible name, and it sounds like the guy who made it had no idea what ASSFAGGOTS even meant. ASSFAGGOTS refers to games that are similar to the Aeon of Strife mod for StarCraft hence the name "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides"-ASSFAGGOTS. Crapcunts is just a bunch of words slapped together to try and be funny.

Do you even half my teams?

But true. That said, Junk is to be ignored if he can't get NanoMooned. Reaper's the problem, Junk hardly does anything.
Every promising team NanoMoons the 3rd Reaper and we fail vs Mercy

Healsluts deserve nothing but bullying

More specifically…

McCree starts High Noon
Ana boosts him
If against Reaper ''be sure to hold the High Noon until after he goes Wraith"
After High Noon use Soldier's ult, focusing on trash mobs (and Rip-Tires if no one is skilled enough to track those with regular fire) while the others focus the boss

During the Mercy stage, immediately tranq Roadhog, then do the steps above

Hanzo should just use his ult to clear trash mobs whenever since its almost utterly useless for any of the bosses

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You take that back you meanie.

This.
76 and Hazo are for mobs.
Hazo's ult is good against Junkenstein though, since he can't move out of it and you can still tag some zomnics with it.
Alternativly, it makes for a decent gate protection if noone shoots zomnics.

No, I mean I don't understand what the twatter shit even meant. And I don't understand the first half of what you said either.

You're move

Yeah, that's got nothing to do with anything I said, besides I already know that the hitboxes are shit.

Actually, unless they've changed it and I haven't noticed, literally the only thing you can't say us "gg ez."

"ez gg" is fine. "good game easy" is fine. "you guys are utter shit uninstall" is fine.

And even if you say "gg ez" and get filtered, since it's literally the only thing that gets filtered everyone know what you said anyway. I see people saying it all the time. Hell, I say it now out of general principle.

Sure dont


Fixed
It takes a lot from ASSFAGGOTS


CRAPCUNTS

That's the pic.

Come back when you can string together a decent argument.

More cute mercy pls.

Can they even say that no characters in Overwatch are gay? Besides Widow having been married pre-brainwash and Ana having a kid, I don't think there's anything mentioned in the game or the comics one way or the other about ANYONE.

Being ambiguous about this kind of shit is a winning strategy.

That's why games who center around having a gay character are destined to fail.

Prove it

Now I get it. I didn't originally pick up the implications of McHanzo.


They can't be vague or inconspicuous about this kind of stuff. They need to rub the faggotry in your face maybe literally and make it the defining trait of the character. All their voice lines need to include gayness in some way etc. Only then will these people be satisfied although not even then.

At first I couldn't quite figure out what was so ugly about that mercy, and then it hit me, this image is traced over some 3DPD whore.

So, on a serious note guys. Why is it that every time there is a mercy on my team, it's a girl?
Mercy isn't even the easiest healer, but women seem to be attracted to playing her.

>tfw no healslut gf

I'm not a girl, user

You know I though you were copy pastaing for a moment but maybe you're just retarded.
*Once again, you refuse to click on the $40 option because muh memes.
*Reloading is a balance issue, there are no ammo pools, instant kill skills that are ultimates which you can work up to and avoid if you're not brain dead, and the auto aim that is also an ultimate and the general trick being 'get behind something'
*Hitboxes have already been fixed, projectiles being the only thing given a slightly bigger hitbox and not by much.
*Did you play the beta at all? Reading this it seems like you never tried it period
*Once again, I'm assuming you're referring to the tracer pose, which I have already gone over.
*You can call people niggers all you want, gg ez is the only censored phrase on there, meaning when it gets filtered to something else everyone knows what the guy typed
your move once again buddy 'ol pal.

In other words, that is what I'm saying yes.
*You know not every game has to be structured like Quake 3 Arena right? Overwatch builds it self on different heroes and how to go against them. If you didn't play against retards you would know that just selecting a heroes counter doesn't automatically mean you've won the game.
*Let's take a look at all the attack heroes and see how you can kill someone immediately with their hotkeys you can use right way.
Tracer:
LShift: Movement
E: Movement again
McCree:
LShift: Movement
E: Flashbang that stuns, giving you time to shoot up (not an instant kill)
Genji:
LShift: Dash that does 50 damage and doesn't kill anything at full health.
E: (relect) Skill that requires enemy to be a retard and keep shooting at you. Never ends with death.
Reaper: LShift: Move faster and become invincible for 3 seconds
E: Teleport
Soldier 76: LShift: Move faster
E: Heal allies and yourself around you
Pharah: LShift: Rocket Boost
E: Push enemies back with a projectile

From all of those hotkeys, only 1 of them could kill someone out right (3 of them could lead to an enemies death)
Good try though.

m8 he's been doing this for weeks. Watch he'll just go "nuh-uh" while changing his IP and posting more le ebin reddit memes.

Your mom's a girl, nerd.

prove it

Because Mercy is the easiest to roleplay being a healslut.
You want to try being a slutty brazillian good at soccer?

What now, huh?

You're Move

Isn't it implied Solder 76 is Pharria's father? I never read the comics. I'm a faggot
and I could care less about if the characters are gay or not. Who gives a shit as long as they're fun to play? Then again I hate the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ since all they care about is if it has gays in it.

I just type "ggeez" now. or ggez since the filters make me chuckle.

Its like you fags dont even try

Shills really need to earn their keep, I guess

I like how your only change was to remix the first point and add black and white morality to the fourth and fifth points.

Watch out dude, I might just start with jonah.
user I didn't know you couldn't click more than once.
Your words, not mine, and you're acting like you could play Overwatch blind with your pinkies cut off.
What a good hotkey, it makes you play through the game to get and you can avoid them to make the whole thing wasted.

Its "shitting", Reddit
Not "shilling"

He's not changing IP he is getting banned and ban evading since I'm reporting him. And since you retards keep responding to him I guess the people who respond to him are giong to get banned as well now.

It appears you have surrendered. You are unable to refute my claims, the statement of Overwatch and it's supporters are cancer eating away at the industry still stands valid until you prove otherwise.

This is just pathetic
Are you even trying?

No, you're shilling.

Uh, duh, that's how FPSes work. Have you ever played an FPS before, user? Be honest.

Going by your logic, we should hate Quake 3 because the railgun can kill you in one hit, right?

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Is this bait?
I cant even tell anymore on these threads


No, because you actually need pinpoint accuracy to hit your target and your target moves fucking fast.


Wow he even admits the skill ceiling is shallow shit with no space for improvement.

I mean, I get bizarre teams when I less expect it, I know I am no platinum material, BUT just when I am about to get back to 1965 it seems like the percentage of people quitting/with bad connections and other oddities like troll picks increase exponentially, matchmaking enforces 50/50 win rate one way or another.

To be fair, I have to say yes, the game is easy to pick.

Do what has to be done. Ignore him forever.
I have *that guy* on my LoL friend list. He sucked dick and didn't realize. This was years ago. Mfw I also have him on steam and he's got a "no human is illegal" avatar now

He further elaborates this by saying he gets stuck with a shitty teammate because surprise surprise, Overwatch is a team game, which means some of the skill has to come with your teammates.

Although you should really just block the kid if it's that much of an issue.

Don't worry user, it's okay you don't enjoy the game.
Just find some other video games to play
pic may be related

Not an argument, shill.

rule34 now

illegal to fuck, right?

I enjoy the game, hell, I have found some good teammates from time to time, but this kid is not even making the "lower average SR" trick work, he only picks Genji, Tracer or Mei (when I am not using her), he dies a lot, he is basically the ULT battery for the opposing team half of the time.

And just as easy to master


How about having servers and not matchmaking then?
I though this game was supposed to be casual fun with friends, notan Esports timesink
Absolutely kill yourself SJW cuck


Pretending to be retarded still makes you retarded user.

OH THE IRON KNEE

I guess, I am still not there yet.

That's cuckchan.

Duh, anti-overwatch shill user is a cuckchanner

It's also fake.

I'm pretty bad with Genji, any tips?

play him whenever you're playing defense

oh sorry, I'll use some other shitty comic that says my exact same point.
Blizzard has also stated why there isn't a server list, as that would leave gaps between what modes people play, and just divide the community.
Also you can stilll have casual fun with friends by putting them in your group, or creating a custom game (which is almost just like creating a server huh?)

Learn the health pickup locations and get awesome at deflecting shit. Be conscious of spacing. Don't be afraid to run and heal. I dunno. I'm not good.

I wish.
Nope, we're talking fugees here

Depends, how do you play him? like the usual full frontal annoying Genji? stop that, play him as a stealth assassin.

You're is he saying it's okay to rape refugees since it isn't illegal?

I wish there were community servers, Blizzard only needs to add their gateway to track exp and loot like Valve.

>no cute tracer skin

The mercy skin almost makes up for it.
Can't say I'm excited for the December event skins.
It will just be a bunch of boring shit like elves and red/white outfits.

I was personally looking forward to a pumpkin MEKA skin

Are you mentally retarded?
Seriously
Why do you give a shit about these pieces of trash?
Is it because they're the only amount of game progress besides rank?
You're no different from the CS:GO gambling retards at this point.

Why are you so upset about it user?
I don't really care what you think about me but I'm just curious if you're actually
mad or you're just shitposting.

No, I seriously want you to explain to me why are these pieces of useless trash important to you fags, so much so that some of you actually buy them with IRL Governmment Credits.

Are you addicted to gambling?

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Because they look cool, user.
But they aren't even an indicator of game progress. You're really bad at shilling, user.

Overwatch threads are a magnet for shitposters. Just ignore them.

A mode where you fuck the witch chick.

I'm pretty sure it's because it has abilities. The only legit complaint is netcode/hitboxes but that doesn't warrant this level of shitposting.

Remind me why do we need that casul shit here

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My only problem are people in Comp not using mics. If they don't have one just jump on team talk so you can hear the team and know what's going on.
A few people don't like it so they don't want us to talk about it. It's how Holla Forums is.

Who gives a shit? You cant even fucking see your playermodel and the game is everything but immersive.
Sounds legit
And this is not a game with mechanics intended for that purpose like an RPG.
Whats satisfactory about this pointless futile exercise?
You fags that vapid that you have to show off just how "cool" your skin you got by RNG is to other equal losers?
The only valid point so far

Don't kid yourself, Holla Forums is full of casuals.

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this game is bad

Me

yeah MGS4 was pretty bad

so is overwatch you cunt.

At least we won the match, but seriously what the fuck

That's your opinion. Too bad your opinions don't dictate what gets talked about around here.

Could you be any more denser? That has absolutely nothing to do with what I said.
I'm not a buy/collector fag, I don't know. But I do know that people like collecting stuff.
Skins are RNG or can be bought using the ingame gold system. They're also not expensive, so getting what you want isn't that hard.

You can see your player models, though. And you get free lootboxes every time you level. That's like saying that raredrops are locked in RPGs. I mean if you're going to try baiting at least use something that makes sense. Go complain about the hitboxes some more or something.

I've never been able to play an FPS and handle push to talk at the same time, an open mic would have too much noise on my end. Besides I'm paranoid about being recorded and broadcasted on twitch.

Some people are real cunts. 90% of the time when people join in with mics they talk and help out. sometimes they're still not very good, but the fact that they tried is enough.

I have the PTT key bound on my mouse since I have extra buttons.

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webbums

Such skill, such finesse.

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I seriously wish Blizzard did something about ults getting POTM.

thatsthejoke.png

Well it wasn't very funny

Oh my. How nice.

Guess I fucked up the sound in previous one somehow. No clue how.

Don't play ranked.

Mercy

Symmetra

its ok user your music was shit though

FUCK YOU

that wasn't my music nigger

Guess I'll post the one from the last thread too.

>no cute tracer skin

All Tracer skins are cute Tracer skins, user. Tracer is 95% cuteness, 4% british accent, and 1% ass.

See this one is much better IMO even though it still features an ultimate ability.

Not the sagefag, but that's not the actual reason why Blizzard didn't implement custom servers.
They implemented battle.net in its current iteration (with no LAN or custom servers) so that any and all kinds of organized tournaments would go through them. They got tired of everyone getting mad cash from the esports craze while leaving them in the dust so they injected themselves as a sanctioning authority if any esports assotiations wanted to do a proper contest with sponsors, televising matches and shit.
It's a scummy practice and the main reason why SC2 never took off as an esports the way the original SC and its expansion did. Competitive SC and the community around it was the community's doing, not Blizzard's.

That for one is valid criticism against the company. it's only tangentially related to OW itself though.

you sound pretty cute, user

I'd trickertwat with my halloweenis

So does everyone get Dr Junkenstein on the first free crate or was that just insanely good luck on my part?

Doesn't record my voice, its Nathan's voice.

Got it too.

I'm in gold.
I was one match away from Diamond.
I have lost every. Single. Match. After that.

Competitive is not fun. Not even when I was winning. They should fucking remove the whole thing and replace it with something that actually works that has decent matchmaking. It is disgraceful and I hate it.

No. This is advanced salt. I have transcended.

Very good. So far I only got a couple shitty stickers and duplicates.
Worse, I'll be out of town the next week so I'll have to double the autism if I want a chance to get dem skins.

I got 2 in my first crate

I was two wins away from platinum. Blizzard needs to fix this forced loss and win que system. If I have to group up to win, then something is flawed. I don't even want diamond at this point.

Actually, it doesn't matter if you group with people, when you have to lose then you have to lose, I am still convinced there are stealth buffs involved.

Unrelated video context:
I was targeting Mercy as one should do, I was also shredding tanks by being a sneaky bastard, this Mercy died like 4 times by my hand in the earlier round, then once more, she switched to Mei and killed me (she also sprayed the floor to make things clear), then I killed her again, then this happened.

What would you propose? it is clear that matchmaking and 50/50 win ratio are making this game fun only half the time if anything.

So i finally completed that Junkenstein brawl on hard. And… it was surprisingly easy, if you have team mates who know what they´re doing.

Christ how do you not get at least 3 kills with ultimate as reaper? At least it wasn't POTM.

Use your double jump all the time. Also keep in mind that your swift strike resets when you get an elimination. So in a perfect scenario you would dash in, kill a person or get kill assist and then dash out again. Use your right click whenever you´re really close to someone. This does a surprising amount of damage and is more like a shotgun than a shuriken throw.

I like how the crouch has no use except for teabagging people.

No, it was a personal highlight, not PotG.

You should use the candy taunt instead.

No wonder I stayed the fuck away from the TF2 generals.
You fags are pure fucking cancer.

Crouch is really useful for hiding behind things. Especially if you're pushing the cart and you're getting pelted by the enemy.

That's literally what I wrote. The game says that was the best moment you had in that map. I am astounded you didn't do better with just a single ultimate. Why would you ever try and say the game has "forced 50% winrate"?

i want the cucks to go back to cuckchan

Last night I had a POTG as Pharah for killing ONE Mercy. ONE. And I ended up dying because of the splash damage. The POTG selection is seriously fucked up ever since the patch where they supposedly adjusted it to make Mercy's rez "less common".

Then what are you still doing here? I don't like overwatch either, but you made it too easy

I certainly did better in the match but the system doesn't count plays that are more than 10 seconds long, overall I was gold eliminations (43 on 50% kill participation), I got tons of triple kills on healers and other players, I was surprised to see that one on my highlights.

As for the 50% win rate, it is there and all, I don't understand what you mean.

Funnily enough i had today a potg where Mercy was rezzing one (1) person and continued to get one kill assist. Yeah, it wasn´t that great of a match for both sides

What rank you at? What did you play? What was your POTM according to the game?

I don't believe you.

PotM went to D.Va anyway, if you don't believe me then is fine, I had a great match there and the Mercy thing was fun thanks to her salt, I assume switching to Mei was also a middle finger to her team that was short lived.

No one knows if the 50% "forced win rate" is actually there. It´s just a theory some people keep spouting because of some very vague words of Blizzard, which could be interpretated in any way.

It really just means you are where you belong. If you go on a massive fucking losing streak after taking your time climbing up, then you've probably been unlucky. That's why I don't believe the sub-2k.

Feel free to share other webbums.

Why do people teabag?

Insecure little dicks. They try to find a way to feel themselves interesting or strong.

this is why people teabag. because it pisses faggots like this guy off.

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and thus the cycle continues, much like Holla Forums, the cycle of baiting and (you)s.

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Overcucks get pissy about everything though and are think skinned as hwll.
Likely spend too much time on Tumblr

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anyone beat the brawl on hard mode yet or what, any pub i've tried wit fails at second reaper

its pretyt easy to tell who you are now thanks

okay user don't bait him too hard

LGBT=+- representation you say?

kill yourself, faggot.

:^)

She's doing it wrong. You teabag them while they sleep so they get a nice view of your granny cooch.

Holy shit, why would you resurrect that ancient twink faggot meme.

It has expanded

Ugh I sound awful on this.


pic related

witch tits

they're the best.

Here is a better one, same map, got PotG with that one, but I am pretty sure I will still get called out because it was an ult wipe.

How do you counter Tracer?

People who are actually good with her can be REALLY annoying

Winston is a good counter.
A tracer you don't really need to kill just keep away.
If you kill her, its because she's trying to be aggressive.

Mei triggers all the Tracers I've seen, and if you're particularly good with Roadhog, a hook/M1 combo can 1-shot her if you're quick enough and your aim is good. Winston is decent and Bastion can get her if she doesn't have her ult up.

Junkrat can trap her if she thinks she can just blink around like crazy.

McCree's flashbang does 20 or 25 damage and a headshot deals 140 damage. So flash + headshot will kill her pretty easily.

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lucio as a support can't die to tracer if you hop around a lot, tracer can't warp out of a junkrat trap, otherwise aoe spam or deadly accurate long range shooting.

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"paying 60 dollaridoos–"
Is cheaper on PC.

You really need fresh bait.
I mean really I think every thing you've brought up was brought up already. Get some new material already.

no blizzshills allowed, halfchan is this way
>> 4chan.org/v

I am not telling you to buy the game, just pointing out the flaw in your argument.

You see? Same old shitposts. If this thread were your wife she'd already be bored and cheating on you. You've got to spice things up. Put a metaphorical pinkie up something.

halfcucks need not apply, we are not taking in refugees, back to your shitty generals

Says the one who acts like a 4channer.

you have to go back

Does me being disgusted at my own voice trigger you? How else would you suggest I express my disdain for the sound of my own voice?

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OK I am done, too bad I can't upload more webms, I am not exactly a great player, the latest matches I played with Reaper were more of a sneaky style and less of a frontal assault.

why does that brown loli cause tickles in my wee wee, she looks like out of that UAB game

She was. Regardless of your thougths on Loli, Unteralterbach was just a fun game made by a bunch of krautchan anons.
RIP fuchr

This artist is a freetard nepiophile whom I wish gets doxed/v&/killed, but goddamn his disgusting legacy on imageboards is something of legend.

reaper is supposed to be a dirty sneak, thats why he teleports behind u and not up to u

dragon's crown is shit

now I'm getting paired with 100+ at level 13
I give up its 6am and I cant handle being useless for the team. Lost 3 games in a row pretty badly

hey overwatch looks pretty cool
pls recommend starter champs

ashe
annie
ryze
brand
garen

good luck summoner

Pretty much anyone.

Don't play McCree or Ana unless you can aim decently. Ana especially, since as a support she's dependent on her team being slightly above high functioning retards; you won't get a lot of useful experience on her. Though if you can aim, and enjoy her, go for it I guess.

Don't play Reinhardt if you're an autist who has to charge screeching into the enemy team at all times

Don't play Mei unless you've played the map at least two or three times, ice walling is more about map knowledge than player skill. Same goes for Symmetra.

Bastion works, but he generally teaches bad habits and isn't great past low level play. YMMV. Torbjorn is considered a piece of shit generally. Obviously though, if you perform okay and enjoy yourself that matters more.

Anyone else is fine. A few characters are more-or-less skill/map/etc. dependent but you're not necessarily going to learn how to work with them unless you actually play with them.

The "safe" picks for each role would be Pharah, 76, Junkrat, Reinhardt, Mercy and Lucio. But low levels is obviously filled with low levels, so do whatever's good.

Are you pc or console?

pavement pig. a nice self heal to hold you over until you learn where health packs spawn

pc

Why would I play free garbage when I can work 3 hours and play a good game.

I know you're not implying that Overwatch is a good game, at least we can agree on that much

It's a well made game, and before you start screaming CASUAL, there's a thing called a "guilty pleasure", and if you can't understand that someone can be willing to pay to have some plain ol' fun now and again then maybe you need to grow up.

hips that size should be illegal

With a new day comes a new chance.
Buy me a copy anons?

There's also thing called caprophilia and I'm not talking about the game even though it would fit the criteria…

Oh cool,

Tracer has a new skin of a ninja!

Thank you for your comment, random faggot that posts in a thread just to look like an idiot.

It's "cropophilia", not "capro". Cropos means "shit", "capro" means "I have no fucking clue about what I'm saying".

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Coprophilia actually, I do love how you don't go against the statement itself.

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I love playing Lucio and it is really fun to hunt enemy players down who rarely encounter an aggressive Lucio who can actually headshot them reliably. On the other hand, it's painful to see your own team failing since you can do only that much. Lucio's ult also barely counters one good enemy ult and I think it is in need of a small buff.

And a general tip: Zenyatta and Lucio are rarely a good combination. You will waste your ultimates.

I find it funny how you fags think all the shitting on this game is being done only by me.

I find it funny that you post the same images and the same buzzwords in all your IDs and still think nobody notices.
I find it funny you think you've fooled anyone but yourself.

I don't think I've ever seen a more sensitive fanbase. You're more embarrassing than bronies at this point.

I was stuck with an older machine at the time and didnt have my plethora of images to use nor the patience to search them.
Not anymore though
Stay butthurt you cant have a hugbox nerd

I just can´t stomach playing Lucio. He seems so fucking boring to me, especially on competitive where no fun is allowed. You just skate around the map basically being invincible doing nothing at all, while at the same time doing all the work you need to do,.

You were spamming your Farage macros everywhere for a very long time, are you sure about that user?

In any case, have fun shitposting while everyone else plays videogames.
I'm sure you still play Arma and other very original and good games like you used to on your "older machine".

On the contrary, I'm very happy that you're allowed to come here and…
Bitch about the hitboxes and get BTFO with updated videos.
Bitch about the "MOBA" and be BTFO with how it's not one and you just wanted a known bad buzzword you could attach it.
Make up your very own buzzword (crapcunts) and get told by everyone how stupid and non-descriptive a term it actually is.

It is because this place isn't an hugbox that you can be made fun of and ridiculed by everyone. You're known by many people now that know very well you'll show up in whatever thread picks your fancy to shitpost about it. Did it with Undertale, did it with Paladins, did it with Overwatch, always the same posts, always the same images.
It's your own delusion and moral crusade that fuels your autism, but it's your own autism that fuels the many laughs everyone else has at your expense.
Keep being the clown we always wanted. Chris-chan isn't going to last forever afterall.


He can be fun if you play him unconventionnaly. Like trying to lead his projectiles, it's good practice for any projectile-based hero, His movement is also very rarely taken to it's full potential, as is his speed. Trying to come up with weird shit to do with him is most of the fun you can get but almost nobody tries because "muh meta!"

Yeah but blizzard fanboys buy it anyway.

I know a guy who bought it and has played it for about 10 minutes. He buys everything they make and wont hear a bad thing said against them.

He sunk many many hours in to diablo 3 and seemed to genuinely enjoy it but that is not the case for overwatch.

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I think they need to make him more skillbased. As it is right now, one single offense heroe could never take down a Lucio because of his strong self healing and his small hitbox. Maybe they should nerf his self heal, but give him a self heal boost when he´s wall riding. So people who are good with his movement skills will actually have an advantage over people who don´t care about his wallriding ability. I mean, wallriding with Lucio looks cool, but it actually makes you an easier target most of the time.

If the enemies don't kill you during your ult, especially in that situation, then its their own fault for getting raped by a Reaper. Nothing wrong with an ultimate that works out. Though I will say it doesn't tell much I can see that you are capable of making decisions due to the time after the ultimate and thus you have proven yourself better than I expected you to be.

Also daily reminder that responding to shitposters = being reported as a shitposter.

While I have nothing against gay characters you shouldn't have to re-write characters to BE gay to pander to these faggots. They have to be an original character.

If they are going to promote the characters sexual fetishes why not include scat or diapers?

Go be triggered somewhere else, Holla Forums.

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PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT ALONE
In disliking team based games where you rely on others.

honestly, fucking kill yourself

Surely its not that different to sticking your penis in a human waste exit hole.

you are not alone

Pol doesnt appreciate my scat fetish either.

;_;

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Pretty sure that's a redundant term, but yeah, they're pretty shitty, games are things you should do without human interference.

which is also equally degenerate. thanks for reaffirming my beliefs

Consider me triggered

So the only non-degenerate penetrative sex is oral? Because I can stand behind that


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That was actually my original point so Im glad you agree with me.

It makes just as much sense to make some overwatch characters gay as it does to make them scat fetishists.

Or maybe on the other hand they could keep the characters sexual preferences private.

What the fuck is a crapcunt and why did people start saying this recently without explanation?

I could show you a picture from my collection but I keep getting banned here for posting NSFW stuff.

Cartoony Roster of Assorted Player Character-Underpinned Netplay Team Shooters

You know what would be a great idea?
Having both of his modes activated when he wallrides. So you get the speed AND the healing for everyone on your team, but only if you can wallride around properly.
Maybe even having to wallride for 2-3 seconds before this activates.


Holla Forums considers anything but sex in the missionary position with lights out for the purpose of procreation and securing a future for our white children complete degeneracy without a scale to differentiate between fetishes.
That's probably where the accusation comes from, but it's a bit exagerated.


You are not alone, but… That's your personal taste.
I actually like how the game actually requires some amount of teamwork for you to be efective and you can't just autistically ignore your teammates to "carry" the game or anything like that.

Funny that most MMO players bemoan the rise of matchmaking as having ruined the social aspect of MMOs and even Overwatch saw flak for using matchmaking instead of a server browser.
Yet a lot of players (and I'd wager they are the same) will go on and on about not wanting to depend on their team while crying about "muh community" in the same breath.

???

Then what would be the point of multiplayer? You always need human interference if you want to play with or against anything other than bots…

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Something I notice a lot is other Reaper players using wraith to approach and then ult, I find it too predictable, if any decent player sees that they will just spread out, I prefer to sneak and ult, I tend to shoot the tanks beforehand to soften them a little.

You dont see pol everywhere? In every dark corner? In the faces of people you pass on the street?

oh, ok.
why are they suddenly coming here?

He's clearly a Holla Forums homo that has PTSD fits every time someone proposes that including literal faggots into the game might not be a good idea.

But this shitonly exists here

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i.e. a non-descriptive term that unlike ASSFAGGOTS, it doesn't give away specific flaws, genre origins or anything else that can define the games they refer to as being inherently "bad".
Actual term is closer to "any kind of multiplayer TPS/FPS that these faggots on Holla Forums play, instead of joining me on this particular obscure game that I enjoy".

Less forced than I thought it'd be, but still pretty forced, and more importantly an unnecessary genre name considering "Doomclone" still works fine to encapsulate this game as well as CoD and Halo and the like.

and how would you know its not being used on cuckchan?


im gonna have to stop you right there…

Surely TF2 clone would be better.

Or just TF clone I guess…

There isn't one.

TF2 is itself a Doomclone though.

But I think TF1 was the first game to have class based online multiplayer team play?

Wasnt it?

It's some generic term that can be applied to any multiplayer FPS that features loadouts or variations.
If you played Quake with Bones, then Quake would be that shit, for instance.
That's how stupid the term is.


No, I usually only see SJW and- Wait a second…


4chan is gonna be bought my Milo or some other faggot. Lots of rats jumping ship, but that guy in particular has been here for months. Overwatch was still in beta when he started his forced meme.


Most Reaper players aren't very original with their strategy.
You know that small house on Volskaya industries right outside the Attackers spawn point? I once followed a Junkrat up there, as Mercy to find a Reaper on top waiting for our team to pile in underneath so he could shoot us from behind.
Took 2 grenades before he reacted and died before I could pull my blaster.
he left the game, it was ranked and the match terminated right there

This is the funny part about the "low skill ceiling" in the game. Most characters have a blatantly simple use you can give them and be midly effective that way.
But against actually good players, you're gonna need to pull off some weird strategies or you're never gonna get shit done.

These days, Pharah can only use her Ulti if she finds a very strange angle to flank from and isn't seen ASAP.

Why would you assume this was made on cuckchan when the post I gave you was from here?


Every FPS is a Doomclone

Isnt doom just a Wolfenstein clone?

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I disagree. I've played UT2K4 against bots for many years since I didn't had internet as a kid.
I got pretty good practicing against the hardest difficulties but the first time I got to play against human players was a very different experience.

Humans make mistakes and strange decisions that you can't count on like bots do. They are often more vindictive and don't gauge self-preservation as well, you can annoy them too and different players have different strategies that you gotta figure out first.

The closest thing to this was CS with bots having prefered weapons and a few vars that slightly changed their behaviour but not by much.

Multiplayer makes for the best oponents, even when they are worse than you, and until we can get some magnific AI or that Quake "pacifist" AI is made public human players are a good choice.

Exactly, that's why the genre is called Doomclone, "FPS" is just a neologism the Western industry started using to try to make it sound like a more legitimate genre.

Isn't Wolfenstein just a Catacomb 3D and Hovertank 3D clone?

Well apparently, all FPS are actually Jet Rocket clones.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_first-person_shooters

Funnily enough, Catacombs came even before Wolfenstein and Doom, so Doom can't even be considered the first PC FPS anyway.

If a game requires other humans to be good, that just means it's a poorly designed game. All the definitive games like Super Mario and Megaman and Castlevania and Dragon Quest are single player games, with multiplayer gimmicks adding nothing to the experience.

So that Reaper wasn't even paying attention to his surroundings, I mean, the first thing I do for that kind of tactic is making sure every enemy is on its way and doesn't see me.

Basically if you arent playing Jet rocket you are a nu male hipster SJW millenial.

That's because those are singleplayer games designed to be played by a single player. Of course multiplayer adds nothing to it.

But then you have cooperative games like Killing Floor or Left 4 Dead where the multiplayer adds to the game by giving everyone a role they can specialize in or mechanics that reward teamwork.
For instance, while you can heal yourself in L4D, you can instead heal someone that can keep firing while being patched.
You can also divide roles according to the guns instead of carrying them all (you can't fire them all at the same time, that's the problem)

Your argument falls flat anyway when you consider simple card games. Patience isn't enhanced by multiplayer but I invite you to play poker with only yourself for instance. Same for board games, Monopoly ain't very funny if you're the only player.

Volskaya in particular ALWAYS has someone from the Attackers going to the top of that house. It's pointless to hide there as a defender anyway unless you know very well what you are doing.


Jet Rocket was an arcade game that used a light gun to be played, like Time Crysis.
You wanna know why Doom got popular? Because all those nu males are afraid of guns so they wanted a "PC experience" where they can just use the mouse.
Even the enemies you fight are demons, a clear christian message back when Jesus was hip and cool.

Doom wasn't even the first FPS though. Plus you have to take into account that the games which were being labeled as Doomclones at the time were even using the same engine as Doom and with the exception of games like Strife they weren't even trying to be any different gameplay-wise. It was a more justified term back then than now.

There seriously nothing wrong with just referring to titles like Overwatch as class-based shooters like we have always done. If we really need to a term to describe the recent trend of these shooters giving their classes exaggerated personalities I've heard someone use the phrase "quirk-person-shooter" which honestly works far better and is pretty self-explanatory.

I guess, the only defenders I have seen there are Junkrats, for Volskaya DEF I prefer to use Mei.

fuck I dont know why but i'm doing absolute horseshit right now, missing all my ults and cant seem to do shit on the team unless I play support now

Maybe you´re just tilted and need a break?

probably I havent slept in 2 days

My rank dropped from 2800 to 2400 in the last two days. I still don´t know why i haven´t killed myself already.

Because at the end of the day is just a game, I would ask you people, why do you want to reach certain rank? originally I wanted to secure enough CPs for the end of the season to get my golden weapon, but I already got it, I would like to reach gold just to get a head start or maybe just to see if I can really be that good.

Why would you link my post and tell me to look at my own post which is the same post that you linked to?

I vaguely remember a guy first mentioning it in one of these threads saying he came up with it or something. So it might be a forced meme by a Holla Forums fag. There's an urban shitctionary entry for it that dates to june.

Holy shit, I didn't know Overwatch players could get any worse, until my roommate bumped me down to 1300.

Jesus fucking christ, I don't care how many of you are yiffing furrys I will group with anyone to get out of this shithole.

I can make some space tomorrow.

Finally got back to 1950 thanks to a good team (and the fact that their SR is 200+ lower than mine, so, yeah, lower average for matchmaking)

New thread.

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