Will somebody play DayZ with me? ;_:

I guess I should be sad that your home is fucked and be ok with you coming here.But I can't even be bothered to give 0.00001s of a shit and not feel enraged. Now fuck off.

okay im sorry, I really like this imageboard and stuff but if you want me to leave I will. Im sorry.

yep
they use it as some sort of social network

Maybe if you posted best girl instead of the shitty joke in the series, people would reconsider.

Or not, but you can still post best girl.

I never watch the actual series its just a picture I had saved.

Gorefags truly are the worst

will somebody please play this game with me?

I don't even watch anime Op, but that won't stop me from bullying you

What happened to ?

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How about you stop playing shit games.

Poor OP. All he wanted is friends, but he only found bullies.

Okay can you roast me while we play the game atleast? I wont fight back. Ill let you yell at me and make me cry if that is what you want, I just want somebody to shoot and kill people with.

He didnt reply that I should leave. Im sorry if you want me to go too, I really just want friends

please play with me.

i dont think its a shit

no

is it free to play?

No it isnt.

N i C E {videogame}.

why am i being trolled?

hey op we can play together just check my steam library and tell me if you have any of those games

as much as I'd love to bully a nice person like you, I'm not willing to pay for it

This list is missing the obvious.

okay just give me a discord then, I dont want to make you not happy.

Because god hates you.

I wish i believed so I could be affected for you.

bane?

For someone

How will she get all of those out of her venus man trap?

No, but good taste.

Warmer.

You got me, this one really hurt my feelings.

maybe fory

ou Wow this thread is still up I still want to play

the whole series is a fucking shitty joke

No one is ever going to play DayZ with me :_:

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Playing DayZ with friends requires a lot of coordination and cooperation from both sides, something nobody here will do for some stranger

Well I dont have to be a stranger. Ill gladly be good and let you know me. I want to coordinate

Please play DayZ with me

Do you like Altis Life?

I have never played it.

This is just sad.

saging in a shit thread
bully aside I have dayz but I can't run it because I'm a poorfag and have a shit machine, tough luck

Timmy it's not my thread you autistic Italian negro.

Season 1 was so much better, I fucking hated what little I've watched of the second one.

OP are you okay?
You don't sound so okay

they fixed the graphics kinda

no im sad people wont play DayZ with me.

Yeah I know these people just bully me for wanting to play a videogame

Please anyone?

eat fecies

Why are you being so awful to me, I just want to play a video game with you.

Are you cute? Post boipuss and maybe I'll play.

I think you should eat a bullet first.

I'd play but I have had awful experiences with people from here and I'd rather not burn myself again

Anyone still playing?

i am

I dont want to post my butthole thpugh. I just want to play DayZ. You can yell at me if you want while we play and say really mean things to me.

You are Farmer John, right?

hey i know that youtuber. he makes funny content, Im sad to see him leave SL, but can anyone please play. I feel bad having my thead up, so please just play with me

Thank God I am not the only person who could think only about this.

boibussy or gtfo

If you want people to play with you, you should post your Steam profile and see if someone's interested
I probably would but I don't play DayZ

Even if I did post my butthole you still wouldn't play DayZ with me

I can't believe I was banned for telling the truth.
It was probably how I said it
I had a good laugh either way.

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You were absolutely right and I regret ever going to Steam friends threads

Im scared to post my steam profile, there are already bullies in the thread

So do I my friend, so do I.

Everyone there is fucking mental. It really makes the whole pulse nightclub shooting and tranny suicide feel extremely justified.

I'll fuckin deck ya mate.

Go back to bed vanessa.

Not until you give me your yummy cummies daddy. ;3c

I already did you greedy slut.

Give me more!~

I DEMAND MORE!!!!~~~

Why are you so mean to me, and people who are less fortunate? I know they arent as capable as your are, i just want DayZ friends.

how is this relevant to dayZ

Fortunate? I'm not fortunate, I'm just not a fucking manic depressive pozzed faggot maggot shit fuckwad.

A lot of these mental health issues are self-inflicted

I know it doesnt matter to you if bad things happened to me, I dont want to argue about bad things and I know I dont have an STD. I just want people to play DayZ with, Im sorry if I did something bad to you.

Is this the gay meet-up thread? I'm looking for a feminine-looking twink who's into big guys.

No i want to play DayZ.

Of courshe! I think OP is exactly what you're looking for, but he's playing hard-to-get.

Y-your a BIG guy ~~

look baneposting is funny, I just want to play DayZ

HI! I'M DAY-Z!

no that is daisy. Please play DayZ with me

Someone play DayZ with op OR ELSE

And we want boipussy. Show us your ass.

nice dubs but please I just want friends to play DayZ with

Dubs demand boipussy.

Only if you wear a frilly dress with thigh highs.

;3c

IT KEEPS HAPPENING
OP YOU BETTER FUCKING DELIVER

Listen op, if you want someone to play dayz with you, youre going to have to give up your ass for it.

Butt or gtfo.

Please I dont want to be a whore for imageboards. I want friends to have fun with while i play dayz with me.

ok I will do that but I wont show you anything. I do have some thighhighs.

Give into peer pressure op

You see op? Why cant you be as cooperative as this guy?

He gone doit

oh shit
Too bad I won't be awake for this probably

Too late, bitch. Now you better show those thigh highs.

please stop i know you guys are just going to make fun of me, i just want to play DayZ

because im too scared to post for random guys plus im cringey, I want to be special, I know its stupid to think I am in anyway that, Please I just want to play DayZ with somebody.

What the fuck is this thread? How new is OP? Why hasn't OP shown us their ass?

why can't you faggots just keep to your containment board

You better not pussy-out, faggot. I want some prime boipussy.

OP don't worry, your among friends

Promise no bully once you show us the goods.

im not new, I want to play DayZ and im just being accosted lewdly, I dont want to do that Plus I never said I would show you.

goddamn it
alright, I give up
good night gaylords

No blyad

Okay op we won't bully you into lewds anymore

Thank you im sorry for disappointing you or something.

:(

I'll play with you if you post your ass.

Yes, I fell for all the memes. Sorry Holla Forums, I should've listened to you.

Add me.
Steam is Twinktickler

maybe won't bully you but I want boipuss. Give me your boipuss now fgt

Holy shit, kill yourselves.

You're a shitty joke!

I mean, the adaptation is pretty good, but I think the books handle the development of Yukino's character better. Also Yui feels less like a sidekick and more like a real love interest.

In OP's defense, he just wanted to play video games.

no thtat mean

im not posting my butt but please play with me

butt dubs demand ass

What about in girl's underwear? I don't really want to see your shaggy butthairs, but if you have cute panties and thigh-highs, that would suffice.

No thank you.

I do want to play video games.

you arent going to see me anyway we are going to play DayZ please

I don't own DayZ, and my internet is too shit anyhow. Sorry OP. Got any other games?

Why don't you just go play with your ass like the faggot you are?

Because Im not feelings lewd. I want to play games;

Oh okay, not really. I want to play DayZ or something similar.

If you take a picture of yourself wearing girls underwear I'll not only play with you but I'll also gift this user an extra copy of the game so we can all play together

Like multiplayer survival stuff? Why not minetest or something else?

Naw man, don't waste the money on me. I don't think my internet can handle the netcode, or download it in a reasonable time.

Oh! May I have a copy?

Of course Twinktickler. As soon as OP delivers.

This is as good a deal as it gets OP, I would play with you guys bit DayZ is a shit game.

I dont know what minetest is but I want to play DayZ

Minetest is a FOSS Minecraft clone, essentially. How new are you?

Im not new just very intermittent :(

This user has the right idea. Do it and I may play with you as well.

I dont want to do that though, you guys are really mean :(

But that isnt like DayZ though, does it have guns? can i shoot people and loot them and throw there items

Why can't you play a survivor sim that doesn't involve murdering and bullying others? You sound kind of mean OP.

Are you really cute or this all a ruse?

That is why i wanted friends, to bandit with. Im more into base crafting and making secure supply storage.

Also Im not willing to proove it.

Show your butt already OP, it's not nice to be a tease

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Can I see? Mine is kinda alright, I'm working on it.

post it

Oh well. At least I make a 5/10 dude.

You can get mods for Minetest to allow guns.

MINETEST
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Hope you get somebody to play with, OP.

PPlease dont make me feel bad Im not trying to be a tease i just want to play a videogame. :( I know its fun to be mean and bully but please just play with me.

stop please

please its video games board

You can share that booty with us user

I'm scared to

user, friendship is a give and take relationship. If you're not willing to give up your butt how do you think you'll ever get any friends?

Share it with us user.

no

post them
now

Do it already faggot. You'll get bullied either way so might as well just do it and get a couple compliments

please stop i just want to play DayZ :(

You'll get DayZ when you show us the butt. Why would I help you out user, if you're not willing to help me out?

You don't sound like someone I wanna be friends with and play vidya with.

We want boipussy. We want boipussy. We want boipussy.

Someone fucking play Supcom with me. Download here: mega.nz/#F!0pw0GRhb!9ePET2Vj5n-jhaBKcBSwvg
FAF here: faforever.com/downloads/#.WAGPH_l97cs

STOP

You do it too OP, maybe if you show boipussy you'll get someone to play DayZ with you

Here's mine. It's a man ass alright, I can't be ASSED to do enough exercise.
I really would like a workout partner, honestly. I'm not motivated enough to do it alone, I wanna fall in love with someone and get a big bubble butt.

There's also the fact that I'm a manlet, so I'll probably be the one getting fucked all the time.

and with this, I'm out.

Maybe I'll start jogging more tomorrow, I want to be more grabbable and squishy and firm.

Can you stop, I just want to play DayZ

Fuck DayZ.
Play a better game.

Now that I've shamelessly showed you all my horse pussy, what's a good anal bleach? I'd like to whiten my asshole.

Fuck DayZ.
Let me fuck your ass.

Gross dude, come back back you're hairless and wearing some frilly panties.

We'll stop once you show your butt, OP. I'll even play the shitty game with you user, all you gotta do is take a picture of your butt. No one will know who you are from your butt alone.

I would if you let me borrow some, and waxed me. If I'm gonna wear panties, I need to be 99% hairless.

please stop and play a video game with me

What about these guys???

He doesnt have DayZ and the other guy is bullying me into buttposting.

You need to be 100% hairless you nasty fag.

Just add them.

I meant sugaring, and I'd like to go for 100% sure. I'd also like to bottom

It's been almost a year since I took it up the butt

What a huge fucking disappointment.

Why I want somebody to play DayZ with

what the fuck is going on in here

Holy shit, OP just post your butt already. They said they'll play with you when you do.

I'm really amazed mods haven't nuked this thread into the great beyond

Some guy is being a gay attention whore.

I just meant it because I have a dark-ish asshole, or at least, it isn't pale like how some people want it. It doesn't really bother me anymore, I've gotten comfortable with myself. Not TOO comfortable to be a conformist though.

You're telling me, this thread went to fagville real quick, It's like trying to catch a fish, but instead of a fish, it's luring some guy on the internet to show us his ass.

I'm surprised I haven't gotten banned yet.

See what a magical place this is?
You better not disappoint us after everything we've done for you, OP.

Maybe if you if you put some some effort into being a sissy boyslut someone would pipe you down.

Oh, I've had TONS of offers.
I'm just very indecisive, is all.

This is ass central, it's Holla Forums culture, apparently.

Mods should nuke a thread about videogames, or thhe posters telling me to post my butt to do videogaming.

how is wanting to play a videogame being an attention whore?

I like guys but I just want to play the game and these other people are accosting me/

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Oh boy! I sure do love video games and horse pussy

I am not into other animals, only the human one if you call it that.

You'd be playing vidya games right now if you had posted your butt.

Why are so you so against posting your butt?

GREAT THREAD, OP

Bottom line is, nobody wants to play dayz with you, user. It's a terrible game made on a terrible engine. You wasted your money.

Because its special to me.

I didnt post my butt

Some people want to [play DayZ too but are being lewd.

I am 90% sure that nobody ITT is thinking about playing DayZ with you OP

Quit playing hard to get and show that boipussy

I'll play DayZ with you if you post your ass.

188 replies and OP still won't show his ass.

What the fuck is going on in this thread.

OP stop being a cuck and get some friends who actually have tastes that align with yours. And you might as well show your ass at this point tbh fam

This thread

Why do i have to post it, why cant you just play the game with me, that is really mean.

Im not trying to you guys are being mean. I just want to play a game.

Ass or no DayZ

In order to get, you have to give. I'll play DayZ if you post it. That's all I ask.

HI I'M DAYZ

OP, stop playing hard to get. We already know you want to show us your ass.

That ass is even hairier then my ass.

Hairy as fuck, but you've got potential if you shave
Would spank

no its daisy

no please

can i do something that isnt gross

Posting your butt isn't gross.

I've seen SUPER bushy asses that make mine look inferior, way hairier than mine will ever be.

Seriously, the muscular ones with a nice amount of hair are gorgeous. Not TOO much hair though, so it doesn't clutter up the anus.

Thanks! I'm into that! I haven't shaved because I haven't been active, will sugar when I do though, I like how super soft it feels when I'm hairless.

Jesus fucking christ OP, you could've just posted a picture of someone elses ass and indulged us a little bit. You are the fucking worst OP, fuck you and fuck this thread.

>Probably a rapefugee Asian

Why the fuck is this shit thread with this faggot still up.
Gas this whole board, it's not worth it anymore.

Sorry but that would be lying and lying is bad.

I just want to play a fucking video game :(

I'll gas the whole board but you need to show us your boipuss first

somebody needs to post some cute butts in this thread or im gonna fucking lose it

Have a little Poju

Can you stop this has nothing to do with videogames

Fuck you
This now a butt thread

Please stop. I just want to play DayZ and I have been trolled for days

MMPH
That does things to my dick

she has a nice ass

please stop

Everyone get your dicks out and get in here

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I need dick tbh

my prostate is tingling*

user plz we didn't want any boipussy we wanted OPs boipussy

This went from a kinda funny joke to needs-to-be-nuked real quick.

This thread is absolute heresy. It needs to be purged.

By purge you mean enema?

I just wanted to post some cute vidya butts in this garbage thread and this nasty hairy homosexer started dumping trammy porn

You knew what you were asking for.

Also
Fuck you, you tease!~

I wanna fuck and get fucked by link, so damn bad.

Hnnnnng.

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I wanna fap now…

user im leaking

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Me too, I'm actually gonna rub one out.

Link porn is by far the hottest porn, he's made me feel funny down there ever since I was a little boy.

I love link, can't wait for the nude mod in breath of the wild.

Same
Same

My big thing is twitching if only you were here to finish what you started

misc

All right, I'm finished. Goodnight everybody! I hope you enjoying it! Cuz' I sure did.

Good lord

Goodnight fag

How is this thread still up

Bonus!!

Yeah! It's a few from some guys I've traded with, I'd share more, but I don't know what he (or others) would think about it with permission, and I can't find the rest on this phone. Will probably post pics either way.

I may not be the best looking, but I know where the fucking goods are.

Now that this thread is beyond saving, would you guys be okay if I story timed Kill Audio? I love this fucking comic.

Alright, sit tight boys. Here comes the post fap story time!

I'm ready

This comic is aesthetically edgy, but the story quite charming.

It's like Alice: Madness Returns meets Earthbound, I shit you not.

IT BEGINS

Wish this had a short animation or movie. The quality would be amazing.

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Boom, Baby.

I never see much discussion about the comic or the guy who made it.

Seems he never caught on, damn shame.

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END OF CHAPTER ONE

CHAPTER 2 STARTS HERE

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Put on some of your favorite tunes and just immerse yourself.

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END OF CHAPTER 2

Adventure in the land of sight and sound is unfolding rapidly!

CHAPTER 3 START

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NiER on crack.

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END OF CHAPTER 3

CHAPTER 4 START

Things are heating up.

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END CHAPTER 4

CHAPTER 5 START

I fucking love this artstyle.

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CHAPTER 5 END

CHAPTER 6 BEGIN

It's happening!!!

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OHH FUCK!!!

Thread theme.

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AAAAAAAND IT'S OOOVVVVERRRR

Dumping kickass cover art now.

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Sketches incoming

This is excellent.
You are an A+ user, thank you.

incredible

So can we play dayZ now or are you still going to be mean?

:( Im kind of loosing hope.

go to bed faggot

No I just woke up from a nap.

Wakey wakey user, Its time to play DayZ with me :)

Why does everyone keep calling DayZ a shitgame when its not even done yet.

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Welp

that was a

gay thread.

Bumo limit to make sure you fags dont bump it again.

Shave, you disgusting sandnigger.

I only sugar, honey.

I just wanted to play videogames