Overwatch: Fapoween Edition

1. Dat Mercy

2. Reaper

3. Soldier 76

Hard to beat mercy.
I'm a fan of ana's
I play her a lot and it's just really nice looking.
I've almost leveled all the way around so I'm gonna grind some levels out for boxes before I buy any skins.

God bless Blizzard for these premium testicle projecticle receptacles.

If only they also made interesting games.

So the Halloween event is literally just a lightweight version of Mann vs. Machine?

GG Blizzard I aint buying your shit.

Holy shit. Blizzard sure knows how to please the waifufags. Gonna have to get back into the game just to get it.

How is the horde mode?

There's way too little porn of Memewatch, even now. Fucking furries and their dumb fox/rabbit movie has more porn.

Yeah, it does seem limited to itself, and I was hoping for an event like "The Omnic Crisis" gamemode. Skins seem to be lacking too.

you bought and play overwatch, why even pretend you have standards

Hey guys, how about someone buy me a copy eh?
It would be cool as hell.
I would even become your friend.

great shit

You need to learn to circumvent the desire sensor.
You need to train your mind to make it believe you actually want something else, and then it will give you what you desire in turn.
Go play monster hunter to train how to bypass your real desire and learn how to lie to yourself so well you actually fuck up with the game's desire sensor.

In other words: Become a woman?

Check 'em.

Anyone else suffering massive lag after this update? Pre update, i could play just fine. Post, my ping keeps spiking at 300+ for half the match

I am totally vindicated for never spending my shekels on unlimited time skins. On the last day of this event, having done a lot of grinding, I will simply purchase any remaining desired skins, intros and emotes with my enormous pile of gold.

You laughed at me then. Who is laughing now?

I've played F2P japanese mobile games. I'm completely familiar with the desire sensor. I also know there is no way to beat it. It might make you think you've won just to make the next fucking that much painful.

I don't know why I even care really. Haven't played in like a week and I don't even enjoy the game all that much anymore.

very nice

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No.
You're not.

You merely adopted the desire sensor.
I was born in it, molded by it.
I didn't see a single Dragongem until I was HR 999, by then it was nothing to me but a fleeting mirage.

i dunno user, i'm not a woman, i don't know the fuck their minds work.

that just means you haven't trained enough

In-game shekels, poorfriend.

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Rolling before post is deleted

Rolling.

Why even live.

What a retard.

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Shouldnt be too long

Why would you buy a game if you're just going to call yourself a faggot for buying it later?

Best skin:
Witch Mercy

Good skins:
Junkenstein
Junkenstein´s monster
Symmetra as a vampire

So retarded it´s already good again skin:
Reaper

Meh skins:
Pretty much everything else.

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I wouldnt care too much if he wasnt so highly defensive of the game on this board to the point that he bans most dissent all the while the Overwatch Tumblrfans call anyone a goon and disregard any criticism of the game with "fun".
But hey, this is Mark we're talking about

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Impressive, very nice

But thanks to you, i can play bingo again.

It's okay if you only plan on playing it like twice.

Rolling.

Ana/Zens/Soldier are much better than syms in my opinion.

Yeah, Spoopyatta is pretty decent.

Would be better if his skin was just a white blanket with holes, given that he's already floating. They relaly dropped the ball in some of the "possesed" skins. Thriller:76 is nice though.

Shit game

I have no doubt you found this on cuckchan /vg/.

Even so, now people don't have to play Reaper to send people on Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

What is your criticism then, you actual obtuse mallard?

Stop shilling for this shit already. You are just wasting money and Holla Forums server space.

You're right, gotta save up space for LOL threads.

Do people still play that?

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Hey buddy, the Tumblr club is two blocks down

It's Amircree, Tracer-with-skin, and Not-tumblr Zarya vs Mercy's Thighs and I think the Reinhardt and Hanzo are the only other decent ones.

Golly

None of the things you posted are true and have all been debunked roughly 10000000 times before.

Enjoy your Overwatch threads. They're here forever.

You say it like microtransactions are okay on free games

He's arguing that 20bux is a fully priced game I don't think taking him seriously is going to do anything.

Hey, as cancerous as they may be at least LOL thread posters post Tumblr content for cringe unlike these ones where its used for masturbating and metafagging.

People like yourself play Overwatch, so why are you so surprised?

That said, I'm a Mercy Main. Thighs or not I'm not 100% convinced Witch is better than Valkyrie. I think that's the point that's going to decide which set of skins is better.

The Brawl is better though. Lucioball was pretty boring imo.

But it's not 20bux you retard.

I was going somewhere with this but posted too soon:

How many threads do we have like this? Shitty, cancerous generals that are just a giant circlejerk and not actually discussion? I really do think we should split them off into their own board

he thinks you meant League of Legends. i believe the proper terminology is 'jej thread' or 'HEH thread' or something misleading and difficult to find in the catalog

Let's rock and ROLL!

Written like a true shill. You niggers should at least update your argument list. Everytime some company is marketing their game somewhere online, they say and imply the same shit over and over again like a broken record.

In order:
1. You can get the lootboxes by normal leveling up. Paying only means you get them quicker.
2. Different classes have different skill requirements. It takes less effort to be good with, say, Torbjorn, than it does to be good with a high-skill character like Zenyatta.
3. And yet people don't rag on Smash Bros for constantly balancing characters or having a metagame.
4. The hitboxes were fixed several patches ago, with few exceptions. This argument has been rendered invalid for a long time.
5. Just because you can draw a line on a map doesn't mean you can decide if a game is bad.
6. How is having two of the same character on two different teams 'unbalanced' ? This is a legitimate question.

And also, since when has calling someone a duck been a Tumblr thing?

rollan

even halo wasn't this casual.

were they fixed in the past 3 months? because if so, thats not "a long time"

In a game that's been out for 4 months? Yes it is.

The huntsman from TF2 had similar hit boxes. Except in Overwatch you can't kill someone around a corner with an arrow but in TF2 you still can.

Don't mention that game. The TFTards get real uppity any time the shitty hit detection in their ten year old game is brought up.

didnt they only fix the hitboxes of projectiles and not on the character models?
The only good thing about Overwatch is the porn.

Backwards. The fixed both, but undid the projectiles themselves (and then nerfed Hanzo's arrow hitbox specifically). So the models are fixed.

They still aren't perfect, but they aren't trying to be perfect. Keep in mind that skins change the shape of some models and the hitbox stays exactly the same. In most cases the hitbox fits whatever the largest skin is.

Other way around. Only Hanzo's Arrows and Roadhog's hook still have their fuckhuge hitboxes as of late. Every other projectile is fixed though.

Pic related
I hope those 10 dollars were worth it

Thats even worse
You know its shit and yet put up with it.

Its 60-40 dollars, how much are they paying you?

Its not, but having a paywall behind it makes it even worse.

Please stop trying to make this board even more like cuckchan.

I guess microtransactions on Battlecuck, Asscreed, Destiny, Halo, TF2, CSGOand Cowadoody are also alright
No shit, thats with every class based game.
That doesnt invalidate that, in general, due to the game mechanics, the game has an extremely low skill ceiling.
Nigger I rag on it and on Pokemon
But at at least both can be easily pirated
Not how it works
Why do you think the Insurgency standalone is inferior to the mod?
Shit, I dont know

Then post it you fag

True, but it kind of underscores just how pointless Overwatch is when your picture is from a game with much, much better porn

It's not fucking fair

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just go to rule34hentai, login and search overwatch animated. is this your first day on the internet?

doa porn is pretty low quality tbh. i still havnt found a single bit of marie porn worth watching. the animations are always robotic and from the doa5 models instead of doax3 or atleast LR. The doax3 softcore porn is much more erotic than 99% of the robotic animations with off-putting facial expressions. (and plethora of beatiality)

And yet, its an Esport and Blizzard wanted that crowd from the very beginning.
And somehow "not wanting to be perfect" excuses awful metagame from a Multi Million dollar video game company.
Funny

To be fair I was including doujins and the like, I've yet to see any REALLY good 3D model porn plus none of the Overwatch characters have the raw UMF of Lady Tengu

POST IT FAGGOT

What the fuck?

Nigger what are you doing, he doesn't know what the fuck he talks about.

Ok, let's change that a bit. One of your recurrent "arguments" is that this game is yet another CRAPCUNTS. And of course, if a game can be classified as CRAPCUNTS forced meme term btw but that's not the point then it's automaticlaly bad, Let's go with that.
Guess what other game is a CRAPCUNTS by that definition? Splatoon. And we have splatoon generals here on Holla Forums. And I don't see shitposting being a problem in them. Why is that?

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Because they powered through the criticism in the early days and the antis (for once) realised they could do something better with their time than go out of their way to argue about why they think a game is shit while other people wonder why they even come here?

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Anyone else having issues viewing highlights? every time I do, it logs me out and wants me to log in again.

That´s actually a video from the ptr changes, which never made it into the actual game itself. But i guess i can cross another one through,

THE BEST

actually the ringgirls series was pretty good. but i think thats it. the rest is pretty trash. i've only seen 2.5 ringgirls videos. 2 with mila and one with honoka i think. only 1 of them was jackworthy tho.

ayy LOL

is it still 20 tick?

Apologists everyone.

That she is. I have a special place in my dick for women that use 'warawa'

Nope. It was sixty tick since june i think.

you forgot to check off

NIGGER READ THE THREAD

What argument nigger, warowl is shit and that's a fact

Sorry, they are posting false shit so fast, i can´t keep up.

Nigger what

warawa? im into her because of her laugh oh ho ho ho ho ho

OH HO HO HO HO HO HO

Do you have a video from a 2 month old PTR client showing Hanzo hitting someone with an arrow that's bullshit?

The pronoun she uses to refer to herself. Common ones are things like 'watashi' or 'boku' or 'ore,' while 'warawa' is an extremely archaic one used by empress types. That laugh goes well with the type.

People hate CRAPCUNTS because they're low skill, have awful iterative mechanics and are hotkey heavy much like an MMO.
Splatoon is skill based, the same classes have different weapons, different classes have a general skillset, and the gamemodes are pretty inovative besides the fact that the characters arent all different special snowflakes.

Splatoon is now a CRAPCUNTS, not all Class Based Shooters are CRAPCUNTS.

How much do you fags get paid?
Especially you OP

Life is suffering.

Working as intended :^)

I thought they were trying to be subtle with the TF2 copying.

Top kek

As subtle as Paladins

Wut?
Warthog's chain is pretty broken though

OH LOOK WHAT CLEVER CHILDREN

Its heavy use, not heavy in terms of quantity.

THen I guess every videogame uses hotkeys then, you dipshit.

what?

Junkrat's new skin looks like I.M. Meen.

No, not really
You probably dont play too many video games.

No it doesn't. It looks like Junkrat with goggles and vials.

You boiled it down to

That is literally the definition of a game.

The only thing really embarassing in this thread is how people actually reply to the shitposter. Every thread he comes in here and shitposts and no matter how many times he does it people still can't understand that they just need to avoid replying.

What button do you press in Q3A to kill everyone around you without aiming?

I don't even know or care what that is, but that's not the issue.
You're equating having button inputs generate an effect that benefits you with being something that is bad.
You'd probably enjoy Gone Home by your logic.

The bait is just too delicious. I avoid them most of the time, but sometimes i just can´t resist. Forgive me father, for i have sinned.

If you're referring to McCree's Ultimate, its a pretty shit ultimate. Its easy to get behind cover and its only used as a zone clear, he rarely gets kills in higher elo. And if he doesn't have allies with him the Reinhardt will put up a shield and the enemy hit scan will kill him instantly.

As for Soldier 76 his is lock on but its not head shots, if you're a good shot as even McCree you could take him our, or just stun him with E, or again, get a Reinhardt shield and take him out with your ally hit scan.

Just a warning from now on anyone replying to the shitposters will also be reported for rule 8.

So either you're underage or don't play videogames, in either case I should disregard your opinions.

Or I just don't have the same experience as you.
Which is something I'm thankful for, since if I was as retarded as you, I'd be begging to be shot.

whatre you a casual? i play for keeps.

"i dont know or care what quake 3 arena is"
confirmed for not playing vidya. why are you here?

Does anyone know the reward for the halloween brawl? Is it something cool, or should i just don´t care?

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CRAPCUNTS doesn't make any more specifics, that's why I think it's a shitty term because it implies that every team based shooter, included but not limited to Splatoon, falls into that classification.

Any way, some general grievances I have with the game in particular:

And guess what, it's still a fun game, just like OW. And yet I don't understand why one must be subjected to constant criticism (or attempts at criticism) while the other gets a free pass for doing one or two things differently while staying behind at essential stuff and not being the best it could be.

Gues it's truly okay when nintendo does it.

Her right eye is looking up. It looks really retarded now that I've noticed that. She's now a retard. Or drunk

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I'm retarded for pointing out you misrepresenting 6633a2's argument, who you clearly thought was me? At least provided rebuttals.

Fuck off

Wonder if they complain about Hanzo being black now?

Hell, she doesn't even looks "white" white, she literally looks like a bleached pooinloo.
But It makes me happy to know I can tripper people with the skin.
So many missed options with her weapon though, it's a real shame

YET

A few sprays

Only MMOs and older isometric ARPGs do that.
No FPS besides these ones and Call of Duty do this.

Go back to whatever shithole you came from.

The issue here is that its the only button input and aiming or any kind of precognition is barely needed unlike most games.

Id shoot you regardless to be honest

Probably because he was banned from whatever shithole he comes from.

Nintendo is shit and Splatoon is halfway decent shooter that actually puts out sometjing different unlike Overwatch.
That doesnt make it a CRAPCUNTS
Any shit game can be "fun"
How about paying for Call of Duty and Battlefield every year while you're at it?

Isnt it just more points? I have yet to download the patch, so I dont know a thing about how it works.

No user its called "CRAPCUNTS", not "CRAPGAME"

Ah sucks. It would have been cool, if they had let you chose of one of the new halloween skins. Because fuck that grind to 3000 gold.

I like how none of the things you greentexted are true about splatoon

And yet you still made a thread to "celebrate" that fact.

please kill yourself

dont compare overwatch to CoD or BF please. CoD upto MW2 were better than overwatch. and BF1942 is worlds ahead of overwatch… and even BF4 is a better game.

It gets better:
coins if duplicate are still 200 for the 3k skins

Well, at least you can buy them now. It´s babysteps in the right direction.

I only ever watch these threads for the porn

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Comparing it and finding similarities to other games is a way of them trying to apologize the awful mechanics of their shit game.
This game is ASSFAGGOTS the FPS, I didnt want that to be true but thats what happened and after playing it myself I can attest that it takes just as much skill and is just as much "fun" as a regural ASSFAGGOTS.
I was hoping that most of these faggots had any semblace of taste but I guess I was wrong.

This is worse than Counterstrike. How long is this gonna take?

Then post something. You should have a wide collection by now.

You first

Whats your point?
The only different between all these shit franchises is that Call of Duty and Battlefield were actually good once.

Do you enjoy reading the cancer instead of Googling the 34?

Maybe 5 to 10 hours, considering that you rank up really fast in this game.

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I thought the "fun" of Overwatch was it being casual.

not much actually,you get usually 2k-3k xp per match and lvls 1 to 23 are 1500-21500xp, 23+ is always 22k xp. More or less 5 hours.

I don't really care if it's assfaggots. The game is fun enough to hold my interest and good for blowing off steam. I can enjoy it for what it is, but it's good that we're shitting on it, because it shows that we won't compromise

You sure showed me.

Not trying to excuse OW in any way, I'm just asking why things you faggots consider iredeemable in one game are passable flaws in another

actually my point. overwatch was never good, atleast BF and CoD were at one point.
Might as well compare it to Doom at this point.

Go back to >>>/reddit/

So when´s the indian tech support finally getting her buff? I want to microwave people in competitive without getting flamed for playing Symmetra. And fuck you. she´s really good at first point defence

What rank are you at? Because Symmetra is garbage at everything.

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That would imply Splatoon had the same flaws as Overwatch.

Doom still has a huge community though
The older Battlefield and Call of Duty games also have a decently sized community but nowhere near as big.
Battlefield and Call of Duty are shit tier now and Overwatch isnt much better, thats my point.

I´m around rank 2700 and our team always seem to lose when the enemy has a symmetra. It´s probably because she got so rare in competitive, and therefore many offensive players don´t even know, that they have to kill that fucking teleporter.

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Pick Winston, Zarya or Reinhardt. Walk at turrets. Destroy them.

If your team isn't trying to move past the choke then you switch to something that can flank (or stay on Winston) and destroy the teleporter.

Easy.

There are may things in common, as I listed. If Splatoon was published by Activision and developed by Blizzard you would be all over it, and you know it..

Her turrets aren´t really the problem and i can handle Symmetra quite well, when i play as a Tracer. But alwas when i end up playing a support role, i get a team with offensive heroes, who never have seemed to heard of Symmetra and her teleporter. And as much as i tell them to kill the teleporter, they just don´t care. So we end up losing.

I wonder if I should go back to it.

I only played overwatch when it was free.

Your own fault for playing support when your team isn't trying to win.

Ita published by Nintendo and I dont own a WiiU.
Im not all over it because its not complete trash.
I fucking hate Starcraft 2 and Im not all over it because its not complete trash.
I despise CivV and Im not all over it because its not complete trash.
I hate Undertale and its community with all my heart and Im not all over it because the game is not complete trash.
Overmeme and similar games however are complete irredemeable casual trash for people who dont even play FPS.

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Absolutely fellow anonymous user dont forget to pay the 40 60 dollar pricetag for the game.

I need to beat the Halloween mission but always get stopped by the Witch. I guess you have to save ults for that part?

If you enjoyed it back then, why not?

Thank you for your honest recommendation OP.

Laziness. Also being a cheap fag and trying to wait for a price drop or another free trial.

It's funny. Price normally doesn't deter me.

Go for it

if you have the money go for it, if not download Paladins, it's different but still FPS ASSFAGGOTS.

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I'll think about it some more.

I played a little of that recently. It's okay.

This is actually true. You fuck with the universe once it can't determine what you desire.

That´s a very fine D.va. I just want my loli overwatch character now. Why did you have to betray me Sombra?

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Thanks OP.

Dont fall for it nigger

I am easily swayed.

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What's this from? Who made it?

Overwatch is the greatest game that's ever been created

It has the most interesting and flamboyant cast of lovable characters, nothing else even comes close to the diversity and intelligence of Overwatch

It requires the player to be smart and skillfull- the skill cieling for Overwatch is infinite but the entry level is low- in essence it's perfect

That ban was deserved. Nice trips though

So did every overwatch character get a skin? Or is it only some of them and the rest got shittier ones.

You got banned for shit taste, the reason was a typo.

Dude, they're obviously bimbo lips. If they were nigger lips they'd be wrapped around some fried chicken. Those bimbo lips were born to be wrapped around cock.

Only some did and a few of them are pretty samey. Hanzo, Pharah, and Soldier 76 are all pretty generic "zombie" skins. 76 at least stands out because he's wearing the outfit from Michael Jackon's "Thriller" music video.

No those are nigger lips.

twitter.com/MrVasNormandy/status/785943297105596422

Apart from the hitboxes being a mile wide, if I liked TF2 before the hats started getting retarded, would I love Overwatch.

Yeah no. That's clearly a bimbo, you autist.

How is her hair colour supposed to be related to her lips? Those lips are nigger lips.

bumplock when?

Why? You can acknowledge that a piece of media is awful and still enjoy it.

But that's exactly what these threads are about. People discuss the game's flaws (that are not few) and still able to have fun. If the sagefag actually read the threads they would notice this.

No faggot. They're bimbo lips.

That doesn't explain anything. Anyway they're nigger lips.

Thats literally every cuckchan /vg/ thread and /vg/ has the shittiest taste imaginable in comparison with other boards, even worse than cuckchan Holla Forums.
And you're lying, Overcucks and especially Paladin niggers are highly defensive of these shitshows.

Muh fucked up hitboxes is just a meme. The only hitbox related bullshit in this game is the hook ability from roadhog. But then again, this is just one ability from one heroe of 23 heroes.

overwatch will do to competitive FPS what WoW did to MMOs.

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Overwatch definitely shares a lot in common with old-school TF2. I remember starting to have issues when they started releasing alternate weapons for the classes… the achievements you used to get the new TF2 shit often encouraged you to play the game in fucking retarded ways. For weeks and even months later you'd have to deal with retarded teammates trying to get achievements. It was gay as fuck.

Overwatch is basically 6v6 TF2 from right before the new weapons started coming out (I think Medic was the first one?). If that idea interests you, give it a shot.

Alternatively… you could try Paladins first. I like Overwatch more personally but there's no harm in seeing if the F2P version suits you better.

except competitive fps have been dead for a long time and before wow there still were good mmos
nothing of value was lost

SJWs throwing a fit over Tracer's ass was the first I'd heard about Overwatch at all. Not long after, an ocean of fanart of Tracer's ass emerged.

This is what should happen when they whine.

This nigga doesn't know what collagen injections are or why rich white cunts get them.

Are you the same faggot that calls everything he doesnt like a "meme game"?

Right.

Call of Duty was the WoW of FPS

Not enough Mercy porn in general tbh

And you don't know why those kind of lips are called nigger lips. Even though it should be self evident from the name.

Nigga you fucking retarded.

Your fetish is shit mate

Says the faggot posting little girls.

Nigger lips and DSL are two different things, you philistine. You probably get traps and shemales mixed up too.

Are you just injecting "nigga" into your posts to try and get nigger cred?

Same cancer.

Its an Holla Forums /monster/ original. The user that drew that usually makes different harpy girls.

Looks like the same guy who did all the Dark Souls 3 crow images.

Maybe, though I don't know for sure. Here have some more

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Yeah, they buffed her by making her white :^)

LOL

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on cuckchan…

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Proud to say I helped start up the tradition.
I still like Overwatch
I want those junkrat and Roadhog skins
I want more maps
I want a different gamemode in the normal cycle
That's about it.

GOD DAMMIT BLIZZARRRDDDDD

They wouldn't want to break the hearts of tumblr I suppose, maybe a sexy Santa in xmas.

I dont care if shes thick AF i just want cute costumes not that dumb fire fighter shit.

EVERY OTHER GIRL HAS CUTE SKINS INCLUDING THE GRANDMA

Their T rating is the only reason we won't get a straight up stripper D.Va.
And as LoL has thought us, even that is possible "Nurse" Akali my ass

I agree, but is not even the case, she may get something on xmas season anyway.

why live

Spent $20 to get Halloween boxes. All in all I'm pretty happy. I also got Stunt Rider: 76 but since it's not a Halloween skin I didn't include it.

I didn't realize that, not bad

You got Thriller 76, too bad is not called that, maybe copyright.

Yeah I called it Thriller 76 too.

Im honestly disappointed in the 'ween skins. But at least Roadhog finally got a decent skin.

what a waste

at least we got fapbait witch and that dank ass junkrat skin

I havent bought any since PS4 but form my first two today i got vampire currybutt and tombstone Bastion which is bretty gud.
BUT I WANT THAT SEXY WITCH MERCY GOD DAMN.

Same. I really want sexy Mercy. Pumpkin Edgelord would be neat too.

the fuck is wrong with you

i want the mercy's and junkrats skin but then i'd have to pla rank and being 3100+ as a support is painful, may have to waste 3k credits out of 4.6 to get it

would love if brawls gave good exp then it be more worth doing then watching people bitching about reaper shitting on them

Isn't mercy 45 years old?

I advice you to NOT buy anything with credits until a few days before the season ends (assuming the skins go to the vault), that way you will make sure you opened all boxes and spent all your chances first.

It doesn't matter when you have superior norse genetics.

I have disposable income and I don't feel like grinding the shit out one box at a time.

37 according to her bio.

She's 37 IIRC, but I never played the game and only saw that somewhere so I might be mistaken.
Is it good? What is good/bad in this game? Is there a demo/free WE so I can try it?

Way to fucking miss the mark blizzard

She's around the same age as Reinhardt and so on. She's ancient, but like Mei comments on she "hasn't aged a day" since the old times.

if they fuck a human does their children become less birdlike?

Shes dead nigguh.

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I bought it last week and I was pretty skeptical before trying it. It's nothing special really, just a decently fun shooter with some really cancerous players. In that regard it's actually a lot like Counterstrike. If you bring friends it gets exponentially more fun, and if you have a full team of close friends it's an amazing time. this is possibly why Holla Forums hates it.

Continuing with my autism and the need to take screens for someone to caption with some stuff.

Add to that that she's the big evil in the new comic.

There was a free weekend in consoles back in september. I don't know how often they do this but maybe you can wait. or try Paladins.
Some third party sites sell game keys a bit cheaper but I think you should give it a shot at least on console before deciding.

The threads would be alot comfier if more people were willing to share their IDs and setting up a voice chat, at least the splatoon anons did the latter.
But I guess there's bad experience with that because of the steam friends threads.

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Speaking of evil, I like Mei a lot and I know people say she is the devil incarnate, but I think Blizzard should do something about her sitting emote, the smile looks like a politician's poster.

Compare with her giggling emote.

They should do something to show off that girth is what.

Why would there be anything evil about Mei now?

How bout that Symmetra skin?

Excuse me, what? I think my internal translator just broke.

who cares about tumblr

People get killed by players using her. Also the buff to her ult. I notice more and more players in the opposite team give priority to kill you over other heroes if you're using her.
I guess she genuinely scares some people by now. Maybe that's why she didn't get a halloween costume.

I thought the skin was kind of laxy when I saw it, but then this shit happens, and now I decided that once I get that skin I'm going to use it permanently.
I don't understand why these fucks get so worked up by a skin tone change when her other legendaries are also of a skin tone different to the original.

Ugh I literally cannot believe it's the current year and blizzard isn't woke

My thoughts exactly.
A skin that triggers people? Sign me the fuck up!
And I got it already! Now, playing Sym is the problem here…

Her ult is impossible to get out of for most heros, but it's a very slow and powerless death.

But that isnt about evil, that's being annoying.

THICC.
CHINESE.
BOOTY.

Yep, Pharah even got the exact same skin tone change and yet I guess they didn't notice because they probably still thinking she's a robot just like Metroid or something.

Some people like to think her combat efficiency reflects into her character, i guess.

To any anons playing right now: is the brawl matchmaking still fucked? Last night I tried to play a bit but I spent upward of 4 minues finding players, and even after that it got laggy as fuck.

i get paid with free skins and stuff.

More or less, Mei is basically in the same place as Pyro when it comes to personality as far as the playerbase is concerned, the thing is, Mei can't do much without a teammate or two, the best counter for Mei is never going alone.

They got triggered by pale skin but not Symmetra's Goddess skins where she is not dark but blue? (aside from that Indian religious guy)

She has just a lot of curves, I am pretty sure she has a regular belly as shown in concept art and her Olympic sprays, people just blow it out of proportion, she is basically a bigger hourglass shape compared to the usual slender chicks.

I want to bury my face on Mei's boobs

I just tried a match on NA servers and got into one after about 40 seconds, the estimated time was 26 so I guess it's still a little fucked but it's at least functional now. The match was super laggy though. EU servers worked fine last night and were less laggy so you could try those instead.

How about the part where she freezes people alive and then puts icicles through their skulls while being constantly cheerful and saying stuff like "I can't wait to get started!"?

It works for me.
Expet for when most people don't understand they have to NanoMoon bosses and we get wiped by the first reaper

Feels good

Then ignore them.

How about the part where literally every character kills people and runs around being cheery and happy?

There is something I would like to see in a video or something, can only be done in QP, is kind of easy, a whole Mei stack all equipped with the "A-Mei-Zing" voice line, spamming it constantly while they decimate the enemy team and go strolling around.

Only when I'm the best option to vote for, which is almost never

If Reaper gets a Santa costume come Christmas then he pretty much be Jack Skellington.

You just made me realize that I'll miss the Christmas event for overwatch, fug.

If you don't believe in yourself then how are others supposed to believe in you?

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of course she's gonna be white, vampires tend to be very pale in movies

Makeup is racist. Indians are not allowed to wear makeup because its racist.

Constant OW threads are cancer, but shitposting in the religiously like this won't alleviate the problem. The key is to make them feel completely unwelcome in any other threads, eventually they'll either learn to keep their shit to their general or fuck off and make their own board.

People have been doing that as well user
They need to feel unwelcome everywhere

Come on niggers, post more Tits Witch Mercy. My paenus demands it.

You won´t find much art for a skin, which was released just yesterday sadly.

Shame.

First pic does way more for me than any of her lewds

That just means you are cripplingly lonely and crave cuteness in your life.

You like cute stuff.

Why is 3d pd so terrible compared to 2d waifus?

cute non-lewd is the best
you should try lolis. Cuteness overload

Waifuthread? Make way for superior waifu!

That is the law of the universe

Cutelewd a best lewd

Decent.

My instincts tell me life shouldn't be so terrible.

>>>/reddit/

you too

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Sorry Mr. /u/12222a, from now on we will make sure to follow the rules.

Thank international jewry for brainwashing the population.
archive.fo/coXKu

This is the only cute I need

I really didn't want to spend $60 this month, but I'm feeling the urge now.

How long does this event last and how are the skins aquired? Is it possible or easy to get them all?

Not long.
Playing or paying. You decide.
Everything can now be bought with fake currency you earn by playing the game. Even after the event ends. Otherwise you get a loot box every time you level up (10kxp) and you earn at least 2.5k XP every game unless you're trash.

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If you´re lucky you get the skin in a lootbox. If you´re unlucky you have to grind to 3000 gold which takes a lot of time. If you´re retarded you buy lootboxes,

Good goy.

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I'd suggest playing the game and earning boxes by leveling up, if it gets towards Nov 1st and you still don't have the stuff you want/saved enough coins from the grinding to buy the skins outright, only then you should purchase loot boxes to get the event skins as the event ends on Nov 1st.

you have to be fucking me.

I recommend you just try to grind for the ones you like, paying for boxes doesn't guarantee a legendary item (like Mercy's Witch costume)

witch tits

How retarded is it to go into competitive by myself?

why are you so fucking bad at the game REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I suggest you learn heroes with which you can carry like Zarya or McCree. But this still won´t protect you from completely retarded teams and trolls.

Not as retarded as it would be if I join you on your placement matches (low silver)

Your instincts lie.

…Dammit, I didn't expect tears.

wait what are you guys talking about skins being 3000 coins, arent they 1000?

Nope. Event skin have had their cost jacked up.

(checked)

They raised the prices for the halloween skins.

No, they're actually 55555

those fives say that you are correct

must be all the good goyim complaining they have too many credits

Actually, people said they'd rather pay 3x as many credits if they were at least allowed to buy the skins.

fucking fanboys ruining it by bootlicking

Is not the fanboys, the fanboys insisted on keeping the RNG thing and not allowing the skins to be gotten except from limited edition boxes.

fug this game

What does the difficulty even affect? Just minion health?

Spawn too. Easy is minimal spawns, medium slightly more, hard mode is enemies every second.

Is there a higher number of enemies overall, or is it the same amount but at a higher pace?

More overall.

feels like theres more on the field at once, but maybe theres a cap. pretty hilarious when mcmeme unloads over 6 bullets in a quickdraw

im sorry "deadeye". nothing quick about it

I think the ranged enemies are more accurate and deal more damage too, all the bombardment enemies fuck my shit up on hard.

i did once get killed on respawn by them like twice in a row but i also blame the mcree/hanzo for not taking them out

Everything generally goes to shit by the game the second Reaper appears

i'm yet to see any pubs clear hardmode once he arrives

I want to wife her.

rate my webum

No audio/10

Patiently waiting for 14/16Mb limit

Next time I'll make the resolution smaller

What even is this fucking matchmaking?

Why live?

I don't understand why you uploaded this. Am I supposed to be cringing at how bad you are?

I thought about it and I'd rather spend the money I get from working 2-3 hours than slog through the game grinding them when I only want to play the game sometimes.

So please give Blizzard® money for Overwatch™ loot boxes, guys!

Screenshots m80s. Surely there are those.

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1337_h4xx0r loli lives on in our hearts

Overwatch is the most casual easy FPS ever created and yet it is too hard for most of it's playerbase to play decently.
Why?

Probably because it's not as casual as you want to believe.

I recognize that Double Dragon Neon OST. Jake Kaufman is pretty gud

It was your time to get stomped according to the 50/50 ratio system, I am still convinced there are stealth buffs in certain situations, a few matches ago I was getting killed as Mei by Junkrat's grenades… always 1 shot, no, nobody else was shooting at me, just Junkrat, normally a direct hit leaves you at critical health.

Of course we won't. Blizzard know that pervs will just make lewd of their characters so they keep them legal.

Hell look at what happened with D.Va

You have to keep in mind that the death cam is incredible buggy and laggy. I once got killed by a Mccree who shot me two times and then punched me. The death cam only showed me one shot and one punch.

Is not even the killcam, I counted it right there during combat, one grenade and gone.

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