Payday thread

Answer me this fellow heisters:
>who is best payday grill and why is it Sydney

Also what builds do you guys use?

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but why

POST LEWDS

Sydney is a 'strayan cunt. Clover best girl.

I bought Payday 2, expecting it to be another FPS, and I've regretted it ever since.
I don't know why, but I can never get into it. I look at gameplay videos of people playing through relatively easy missions and they make it look so simple. Meanwhile, I'm here struggling just to figure out what I'm supposed to do despite being told I have to rob a few stores on the same street.

Shooting a KSP 58 and M1911.
In bed right now so nothing but probably gonna do some big 3 day heists tomorrow.
Around 6 euro, Gage assault rifle pack and game itself. Might buy something if I get a case drop, maybe the one with the Swede SMG or MG42 one.
Houston.

What are you having issues with?
Explain please.
Do some simple heists like Jewelry Store on normal or add me on steamcommunity.com/id/OmnYfie.

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If Sydney is from Australia, why isn't she upside down?

its repetitive and the community is full of fucksticks
its also made by jews

Just went infamous, currently working my way back up the levels so I can shoot my gewehr rifle and finally unlock the last assault pack mask.
Nobody, thanks to the fucking update.
Once it's done I'll probably take Murkywater's nukes and whatever it is you steal in Boiling Point.
Too fucking much.
BULLDOZER


Trying to do Four Stores?
Easy.
Now go do a real fucking heist, like Meltdown or Boiling Point.

Sometimes, not if you play on higher difficulties and switch playstyles
Higher level players are typically pretty radical dudes, I'm yuro though.
True.

Steakout and some random SMG I modded to hell.
Trains
I have all the DLC except for the biker stuff and Sydney.
Clearly Clover

I'll play with you if you want lad, we can train together.

not even the PD2 steam forums are hyped

ARs and shotguns are fucking worthless on DW/OD now. What do you fags use on DW/OD?
Is it possible to one-shot anything on Mayhem that isn't some other explosive or bow weapon?
I'm thinking about using Akimbo Deagles with Berserker Aced, Overkill Aced, and Specialized Killing Aced once I get enough points. I'm almost there and it still wrecks the absolute shit on Overkill together with ICTV and Anarchist.

Also, how do we make the concussion grenade great again?

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Have a webm I just made

I want to this game but i don't know if my laptop can play it
any recommended maps that i should get?

Post specs
Golden Grin
Big Bank
The Bomb
Point Break
Goat Simulator

You only need to purchase map DLC if you're planning on hosting games. You can play any heist even if you dont own it as long as someone else hosts. There's also just the DLC unlocker, but that'll get you kicked from most public lobbies. If you have to buy a heist DLC, go with either Big Bank or Hotline Miami.

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Anyone else interested in what the Mutations are going to be like?

You're processor might overheat if you try to run it, but you should be able to play it in short bursts.

They'll be things nobody plays in public games because pubs suck shit.

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*Your. I'm a fucking idiot.

I play solo, user.

Is it possible to actually beat one down?

you can git gud
or you can play with me i'm infamy 6 or 7 (i forgot) and have plenty of experience with the game

what are you even on about you fat fuck?

Heavy crossbow
Soloing memehem and deathwish with my fresh meme meta build
$10 for base game, that's it. DLC unlocker one love.
Wolf, obviously

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Yeah just buy the DLC so you can get the 7500 damage throwable.
because This is the worst update they've had gameplay wise hands down.

Honestly if anyone still plays or buys shit for this now complete shitheap of a game you deserve it.

So place your bets on what the new enemy will be.

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I thought leddit discovered it was a medic troop

What gave them that crazy idea?

Also, what's the point of medic? I don't think there is any use for healing (if you are shooting at enemy, he is going to die), so they are probably going to "revive" dead enemies, but how it is different from just spawning some more enemies?

hahaha no they'll probably just make enemies around them invincible.
22000 HP dozers?
How about invincible 22000 hp dozers

Why are there more lewds of bulldozers than all of the women in payday put together? And why am I not even suprised?

Because Payday has no good women

Because dozerchan is fucking adorable.

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Sorry, I value my eardrums too much.

Crossbows are the new meta
As are grenade launchers

Was that Carpenter Brut playing in the background?

Also it triggers me how a fucking crossbow is more powerful than a .50 cal

That's fine i'll go play Navy Seals and Indians again overkill.

They just released the medic enemy, and honestly, from this comic in their page, and the sound bites they show for them, they seem like really nice people who just want to heal their friends, I- I don't think I want to shoot them, whatever happened to the Geneva convection?

overkillsoftware.com/games/housewarming

They aren't Red Cross, and you are not a combatant anyway.

Nigga the mg34/42 was the shit even on deathwish and you're saying they buffed it?
Just slap a bipod on it and you have a weapon with laser accuracy and about 40 dmg with those silenced weapon dmg skills while being a tanky as shit.

What did they buff?

Regardless, I just can't bring myself to shoot medics.

They have more by now? I have stopped playing a long time ago, how many characters are in game by now?

They have Ron Perlman on a bike and John Cleese as your butler.

Then don't?

Reminder that you kill the FBI bitch and all her friends in the Hoxton Breakout day 2 heist.

They still have guns, so they are combatants.

It took them what? 2 years to do this? Maybe if they stop spending on b list actors and start spending more on coding this wouldn't be such a god damn mess.

I didn't ask you anything

Im specifically refering to how they changed Body Expertise to be 100% headshot damage. Meaning it doesnt matter at all where you hit someone with the weapon.

But thanks to the massive health pools on cops as the difficulty ramps up. Even on mayhem it feels like it takes far more bullets to kill a single cop than necessary. It went from being able to hold it's own to the Dozer tickler.

I do whatever I want.
Fuck who's watching.

Edgy

How is the current state of the game? I stopped playing it ages before they even added keanu reeves. Is cheating still possible? Do dlc unlockers work? Is the game somewhat balanced by now?

It's a quote from a song you ponce.

Yes
Yes
No

As long as the enemies die from 10-15 shots since thats about as much you get back form a single drop.
So if they buffed bodyshots to do as much as headshots then MG's will be mopping the guys up atleast on deathwish and below, don't know about the new difficulties.

it's from a dg track lad
youtube.com/watch?v=-A3M1X7x3CU

No the game's balance just got so much worse.
before this patch a dozer had around 5000 hp.
They now have 20000+
Cloakers now have 5800.
Normal cops have 500.

Damage was not buffed to compensate

What an edgy song.

Nice trips btw

An edgy song.

As far as I know the DLC unlocker still works, game balance with this new update is all over the place in higher difficulties. As for cheating im really unsure of that I haven't seen one in months. I think most of them left.

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/mu/ pls

15 Shots to take down a single normal officer seems a little excessive don't you think?

With how they've changed the difficulties around everything got much harder meaning everything that isint OP like the Crossbow and the Longbow sucks ass. Actually speaking of the crossbow did you know it counts as a fully automatic weapon. Meaning that same skill that gives you 100% head-shot damage anywhere also works on that.

So you don't even need to aim the damn thing well and it does 4000 damage a shot.

C'mon nigga I got 2 DLCs from these bullshit cases.
Actually 3, all from safe money. I bought Gayge Anal Assault pack because I wanted to shoot a G3, after that Historical pack because muh Mauser, muh STEN and muh MG42, Trench knife, flag pole and Gage Sniper Pack also are cool

Yeah I just meant that if it takes less than 10-15 rounds to kill them then MG's are still viable.
Barely if it takes 10 but normal guys die from 4-6 rounds on deathwish if I'm not mistaken so not really an issue for a gun with 150 round belt and 1200 firerate coupled with its 10-15 rounds per pickup.

Thats the only reason I used to play this, lmg's make my dick hard and if you get more rounds back than what you shot into a guy you can keep shooting forever. Getting to unload as much as I want with an lmg expands my dong like nothing else.

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Geneva convention is a jewish trick to make war easier for the disobeying side
And it's also retarded as fuck it sounds like those unwritten rules about what you should and should not do on call of duty as told by a 9 year old yelling "CAMPER!"

Back to Holla Forums with you

Didn't the old devs get the rights to the game back and ar the improving it right now? Also releasing free content? Least form what I heard.

Yeah, Overkill got back the full rights from 505 Games and they've been making the game actually fun again.

They intentionally made it that way a few months after the game released because tasers were so OP at the time.

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This medic is so fucking boring, it changes pretty much nothing, he's just a special snowflake reskinned FBI guy with slightly higher health that heals already Bullet Spongy enemies…

So, does anyone here play with SC's mod? I want to try it out for a change.

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They're piss easy to take out, one headshot from even the weaker >300 damage snipers.

I hate these fucks so much now.
At first I thought it would just be an enemy that would do a long ass animation just to heal one dude, but they literally do Inspire on their guys. They even do it to each other and they are incredibly tanky to the point where they could continuously revive each other.
Lower difficulties this isn't an issue, higher difficulties just makes me want to fucking die.

Silenced Judge in stealth, Loco in Loud
Murkywater, I have an autistic need to play Shadow Raid at least once every week I come back to the game
10 bucks or so.
Jacket's cassette tapes.

>mfw I pump my whole shotgun clip in a Bulldozer's face and he seems no worse for wear with the Overkill skill bonus activated

New Overkill feels easier and lame
Mayhem is enjoyable
New Deathwish is actually way more harder than prior Deathwish
One Down is outright unbeatable

Am I pleb or they really made the enemies into bullet sponges?

they increased most enemies health by a factor of 4.
No it's not you

My 40 damage MG42 feels super weak on Mayhem. It fires incredibly fast and has a large ammo reserve though.

This is what happens when people keep updating their game like that. It was the same in borderlands 2 by the way.

Anyway, it started very early. Weapon balance wasn't this bad in the early days, but thanks to the skilltree you were able to make some op shit (just like in all the other games with big skill trees like PoE) and they then started to balance the game around that. On top of that they also added new dlc weapons and it all went to shit.

Why go for a shotgun if a full auto rifle deals same or similar damage with more ammo? Why get a revolver if a desert eagle deals same damage with higher mag capacity? Why use a Desert Eagle if the game gets even more pistols that have more ammo and damage?

Why go berserker mode if stealth is easier, faster and gives higher rewards? Idk about the current state, but the first few months it made absolutely no sense to go rambo style, every game was just stealth. You guys know that small bank level with those deposit boxes? You ever tried to stealth into it and secretly steal all boxes without the cops getting called? We did it a lot back then, usually takes like 40 minutes and the reward is a joke. Other maps pay more and take less than 5 minutes to finish.

Everyone who works on that game needs to get fired.

You just saved me the trouble of downloading the newest patch.
Into the que it goes then.

If you get consistent headshots it's fine, but if you don't yeah you're shit out of luck and with how fucky the bipod mechanic is it's difficult to sometimes set up a firing hole.

It was a mechanic in PD:TH that carried over to PD2.

But theres a perk that makes your bodyshots do headshot damage?

They should have introduced ADS with machineguns.

No idea why they didn't, seems pretty incompetent to do that.

I'm positive the killer clowns showing up in my neighborhood is just another PR stunt by Oyveyshill. Have you guys experienced any killer clowns yet?


I made the MG42 useable with Berserker Aced, Body Expertise Aced, and Overkill Aced. Seems like Anarchist+Frenzy Aced is becoming my new goto build.

next up you're going to say the hague conventions aren't a jewish trick either

To be fair crossbows are pretty damn lethal in real life, instead of firing something the size of an eraser you are firing an entire fucking rod. I get that bullets go much faster but getting hit by a crossbow bolt isn't exactly fun either because it is bound to cause severe organ damage and a fuckload of blood loss.

Direct impact from an RPG? DON'T WORRY BUDDY, I GOT YOU. It only gets worse when you see a green outline on a Zeal bulldozer or two medics healing each other behind shields.

I want to impregnate a bulldozer.

AK Rifle & that P226
same as
I was a good goy and bought all during sales
Jimmy>Wolf=Old Hox>All Others

Overkill also re-added that auto-reload when you get tazed

shotgun dodge build, judge and raven
hoxton breakout
so not robbing at all
about 2 dolla
the gook

PD1 Old Hox > PD2 Old Hox

how do you deal with your shit taste?

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Crossbows are deadly in a way that is hard to properly implement in a game, especially in a game with an engine as limited as Diesel.

in what fucking way and in what imaginary world does a javelin being thrown or a crossbow bolt do more than an RPG or a grenade.

I didnt say the damage crossbows have in the game are justified now did I.

There's a reason crossbows have been phased out, it's not because "they're deadly in a way that's hard to implement" it's because they're hands down worse in almost every situation than a damn bullet.

Why do people act like hosting a match makes them worth anything? A match isn't your fucking safespace what the hell.

You do realize that I was agreeing with you, right?

Have you tried not being such a whiny bitch and just host your own server? Or are you too much of a delicate creature to handle such immense responsibility?

Answering questions with questions is rude.

Enjoy your shit community and way of thinking.

At least the host gave you some idea of why he kicked you.
There's no shortage of faggots hosting pubs who just kick you without so much as a "you're a faggot."

Why the fuck is disagreeing with someone and telling them to eat a dick grounds for being kicked?

I'm not in your goddamn house, this is a public lobby and "hosting" it costs you literally nothing.

I could see it if I was being a cunt or playing the game wrong, but christ.

It begins.


The community is retarded. And so are you if you're actually playing fucking pubs.

Mutations have been released. Some of themy change the game drastically, others are just customizable difficulties.

Killing enemies splits them into two weaker enemies. Number of times they split can be adjusted.

Enemies explode on death. The damage dealt is the damage of the weapon that killed the enemy.

Self explanatory. Damage multiplier can be set.

Adjust enemy health.

Adjust enemy damage.

All cops in an assault are the same unit of choice.

Players are ayys that abduct cops when they kill them with shotguns. Basically each cop you kill becomes a floating rag doll over your head.

all cops are either medics or dozers.

Dozers have shields.

An effect happens whenever a cloaker kicks somebody. This can be an effect of choice or random. Effects include explosions, smoke, or fire.

Not exactly the most creative mutations but the health/damage adjusting ones seem nice.

All of you simply need to git gud and learn how to carry the entire team

Who told you niggers you deserved a general? Go back to 4AM.

this is literally how you sound

I'm hoping this bloated hp pool thing is some kind of decimal error some retard made, like with the Russian police force in that one heist where they had insane damage values for a day or two.

Fuckin lame

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I'm annoyed because other specials' R34 like the Bulldozer is mostly R63.
R63 is lazy even if it can be hot

Well, straight people don't really want to draw gay porn and there's pretty much zero females in PD2 fandom.
**I could draw some of that but not without money.*

I have a friend who would draw that shit for free because he's a bit of a freak for guys in armor so nah

don't you have some Overwatch generals to yell at?

It was intentional. High difficulties no longer have a set health pools, but rather health multipliers applied to a default pool. For Mayhem and Death Wish, that pool is 2x. For One Down, its 3x. However, Overkill has stated that the current difficulty changes or not final, so there's a small chance they'll adjust it in the future.

hint: Armor + Joker and Joker Related Skills

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cough

Why is the soundtrack so fucking good?

Raven + explosive judge all day every day, works like a dream with my suppressor damage dodge build
any mayhem/dw heist with pubs because no friends play this shit anymore :^(
I own every DLC and will be buying the john wick 2 weapon pack asap
Sokol

It's not that it's hard, it's that it's completely unfun because it reduces your build choices to nothing.

Did they make Night Raid good again? That was the best heist.

Assuming you're talking about Shadow Raid, the stealth-only warehouse heist, I dont really know how it was bad at any point.

Sydney is degenerate trash, kys

why don't you ask someone to help you

That's the one. I remember them fucking with something, might have just been them butchering the weapon balance that fucked it.

Still the best heist.

scrub

Overkill will deliver.. someday… soon…..

This, the worst heist being car shop.

Sometimes a man wants to burn through some sewer grates with some thermite paste, okay? He needs a little release.

mods


yeah, but that's for a change of pace

no way can a stealth heist be the heist heist fam

best heist*

fuck me

I got both Payday games for free and have never played them. I want to play them but my friends no longer want to play them.

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Big Bank is great if you get a solid crew together, and Hotline Miami is great fun, but too often does the strategy just devolve once alarms get triggered.

I want to die now.

One another note, why doesn't anyone seem to use akimbo SMGs in One Down? For me they've been absolutely melting everything just like bows do, except without the agonizingly long reload time.

They fucking need to disable friendly fire, there's a reason it wasn't in the first game or the beta.

ammo inefficient and squishy compared to the other option.

New gun is going to be a revolver shotgun.

I would've bet on a Pancor Jackhammer, with the blueprints from Chain's room in the safe house.

Pubs suck but god damn trench warfare like that felt amazing

Is it worth getting back into this shit or should I just find something else to invest my time in? I miss having fun

What skills work best with LMGs? I want to change from the usual triple Krinkovs/body expertise build.

I'm using Berserker Aced with Overkill Aced, just kill something with a shotgun and then proceed to rape everything with your LMG for 20 seconds. Body Expertise is fine if you can't aim or aren't into bipods/stability

Also get Frenzy Aced together with Anarchist so the BErserker damage boost is procced at all times, and get Anarchist together with an ICTV to become invincible

This is what I use, it's pretty good. I've never done Death Wish with it but it's easy on Mayhem.

Also are shotguns even worth using now? Did they nerf them to shit again?

From personal experience they don't really like to go through armor but if you get consistent headshots it's okay. Someone more experienced in death wish could tell you better.

Are the two highest diffs the only shit worth playinng on nowadays?

They were really enjoyable before the update, but now that the cops got a health buff, it feels like they lack a bit of punch. I should work on that.
I tend to use either a IZHMA 12/Loco or Raven/Judge combo when I use shotguns.

For the most part you will want body expertise still because it really powerful since the buff to 100%

Here's what im using since it helps me stay more mobile when I need to.

Personally I pick up grinder so you can stay in a single place longer from all the god damn health you're getting constantly.


Since the buff they gave them before they feel much worse in comparison. It's still viable but no where near what it used to be with that massive change. Judge is still the fucking Judge though.

They're nerfed to shit by virtue of cops HP being stupidly high now

So how are you guys getting groups nowadays? Should I just run pubs to get familiarized with shit again or do we have a group somewhere

I've not really played around much with shotguns, other than the loco and the steakout, but they don't pack the punch that they used to even on Mayhem.
Can't even burst down a dozer in one magazine anymore.

I felt like the HP buff was unnecessary. A bit of extra health on 1D would have been fine, but now I struggle even on Mayhem when I was blazing through DW.
Even worse is now I don't see any appeal on pistols. My akimbo Chimano compacts were the shit with 1000 RPM, but now they're peashooters.

Critshit builds work with 1014 or Raven because of sheer fucking damage amounts you can shit out, saiga/AA12 sort of work on mayhem if you can get a kill to begin with.
They're kinda fucked now.

And now there's a new secondary shotgun with a magazine reload.
Might be interesting, if the stats manage to beat the loco.

FYI Body Expertise doesn't grant you a 100% damage increase for automatic weapons, it only applies bonus headshot damage to the entire body so you don't have to aim for heads anymore.
Though it's good if you don't want to concern yourself with aiming


I had to get Akimbo Deagles with Berserker Aced and Silenced Expertise Aced if I wanted to one-shot anything on Death Wish.

New shotgun apparently?

It's fucking nothing

Fucking shit.

My Saiga is set to full auto, you can't imagine the feeling it makes when you rush in a hallway and blast whole squads of it.


Does this build still work after the buff? 12000 Hp in one shot is kinda tricky now


Dead on arrival. Even the street sweeper does better if i remember.

So what I'm taking from you guys so far is that I should just be building for full-auto shit and that crit builds are apparently a thing and they're good, how fucked am I with just these sets of DLC? I might get whatever else you recommend since it's on sale right now:

I followed this guide for a crit build, though I substituted with better DLC weapons, should be fine for you though: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=777023092

but why?
The judge is still the most powerful secondary in the game, for both stealth and combat. Judge is better in every single way but ammo.

Gage Sniper Pack is good if you like to rely on your pistol and use Thanatos .50 to take out key targets like cloakers, tasers and shields.

Does OVK even play it's own game? they must have known this thing was fucking useless, unless there's some mod for it that adds 150 damage I can't see this ever being useful, ignoring the fact that even the best shotguns are useless in the first place

Meant to reply the second part of to you.
sage so I dont double bump

The Biker perk deck is fucking powerful when maxed. You recover both armour and health each time you or your crew gets a kill. There are some conditions to make it not too OP, but it's useful as fuck.

I can't make a decent in-game screenshot since Payday is updating now, but this baby together with Akimbo Deagles, ICTV, and Anarchist weathered me through multiple Overdrills in Death Wish. A Bronco as a sidearm will also one-shot most tans with this build, whereas I use the deagles mostly for more serious encounters and dozers

THAT'S THE SIX12
THAT THING WAS DESIGNED TO BE AN ATTACHMENT TO A WEAPON
AS A STANDALONE IT'S SHIT

Is it that gun?
It doesn't look that much like it outside the chamber

I'm certain it is.
It looks fairly different as an attachment, there's what the standalone looks like.

It looks uncomfortable to handle. Why didn't they put a foregrip on it?

Imagine.

They'd probably just make it your secondary instead and just use it to reduce weapon swap time.
Which might be cool I guess.

You're meant to hold the bottom of it like a rail for most of the time. You only hold the trigger when you need to use it.
It wasn't designed to be to kill, it was designed to be a breaching gun. It's basically a bigger version of the gun under this AR-15 with more ammo.

I can imagine the stats for it already, it would be a weaker version of the Judge that lowered your concealment to 0 and had no spare magazines until you used an ammo man.

It's a retarded mallninja joke of a gun that won't be used or adopted by anyone.

*ammo bag

okay i take everything back
82 damage, 21 ammo when kitted with proper skills
It's basically a pocket Saiga

I wouldn't say that. It's a very niche gun aimed more towards SWAT teams than armies or civilians.

SWAT already have straight-pull underbarrel shotguns, they don't need this meme gun.

oh my god 82 whole damage?
Whoa that's like…. only 4 reloads to kill a single dozer on 1D!

If you enjoy using crossbows, then yes.

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And how much damage does the sweeper?


That shit ain't funny. What's the point of all these skills if only one build works?

All of your questions can be answered by the fact that Oyveyshill has no idea what the fuck they're doing.

Has Oveyshill learned nothing about the balance in their own fucking game, shotguns are useless in their own right to begin with, but then you go and gimp it like this? almost makes you think they're trying to get you to buy the biker pack for the best overall shotgun in the game

kinda like how you need the crossbow from the joke weapon pack to even survive on 1D…

Nobody is implying it's a good thing, I'm yet to see someone actually defending one downs syndrome who isn't a braindead steam forums user. Also I do believe sweeper does less damage because it's faster.

I agree that few might defend the difficulty (((balance))). One Down is a joke. End of story.
I think that the sweeper does more DPS than this new Goliath 12G shotgun due to its speed. I should check that out.

Checked it. Goliath has the same Damage than the Sweeper, but slower and with less ammo pool, and more accuracy and concealment. But who the fuck uses a shotty for stealth or precision shots?

If it makes you feel better user I know the guy who makes the DMC:WO mod and we've been talking about how overkill doesnt know how to balance shit for almost 2 years now.

This isint anything new.

does trigger happy even work with akimbos?

If it works like it used to it should.
When they originally released akimbo everyone was pissed pistol skills didn't work with them so they changed it so they did if memory serves me correctly.

Should I keep one build for loud and one for stealth missions or is stealth just not worth it anymore?

You can have up to 5 saved builds so there's no reason not to really, especially if you are trying to level fast after infamying. Plus stealth can be a fun alternative on occasion.

I just noticed the multiple loadout slots, how should I go about getting acquainted with heists again? Should I just solo that shit or are pubs at a lower diff level just fine?

Why not? I got a sniper, stealth and combat medic build.
Stealth is great if you want to do quick and easy heists like Diamond Store solo.

If you want to just practice do Overkill, the leap to meyham right now is pretty big for a new player. Pub or Solo is fine either works.

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Why the fuck are there even so many difficulty settings under Overkill? I just did Hoxton's breakout on it and that was pretty fun, even if there were like 10k fucking enemies

thanks for the tip trench tactics user, LMGs are pretty metal

Yeah, just remember that unless you are dealing over 80 damage on Mayhem or Death Wish your LMG is useless.

I'm just doing Overkill to get back into the groove so it's fine right now, is there any reason to do 1D at all aside from muh bragging rights? The reward can't be good enough to outweigh the cons of a gimmick difficulty can it?

For the most part you can say that about every difficulty over Mayhem in this game.

Also a question: Since you mentioned unless I do over 80 damage on Mayhem or DW it will be useless, what weapons would you recommend as far as rifles go? Unless I really have to do the retarded bow meta.

Also any DLC weapons I should go for since shit's 75% off?

Someone post that one "RICHARD THE ROCK HARD COCK" image with all the cut out text.
It is important that I have it. Thank you.
I tried googling but all I got were penises

Breaker 12G in the Biker Pack is the best shotgun

I'm giving it a reinstall after the "new" heist comes.

>Also any DLC weapons I should go for since shit's 75% off?
Stop playing pubs

I got that and the sniper pack, also shotgun and courier, was thinking about getting either the BBQ one or the weapon pack #2

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For rifles, I've had good times with DMR setups, and nothing can beat the gewehr with dmr kit, though the M308 does a good impression if you're a poorfag.

Just tried the goliath with .000 cartridges and a Joceline o/u with HE.
I take everything back. When I activated my overkill, it ate through squads like fuck, and it's one second reload time makes it mile better than the Sweeper.
Then again, I played on OVK, I'm gonna try on Mayhem or DW and see what happens.

Assuming no one else here watched their recent Q&A stream, they said they'll be tweaking the new difficulties from tomorrow onwards, starting with increasing HS multipliers.

That's the spirit. Now the cops will feel less spongy.

depends on how they approach it honestly.
But whatever they do it'll still be better than it is right now.
Seriously what the fuck were they thinking "lets bloat the shit out of HP pools, this is how you make a game fun"

So, what's the point of CAR-4 if AK 7.62 does everything CAR-4 does, but better? Am I missing something because I don't have AK/CAR mod DLC?

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New old heist

Day 10 announced.
overkillsoftware.com/games/housewarming

Panic room heist remade. Pretty cool I guess because I never played anything other then First World Bank in Payday: The Heist.

Hey, is there any way to start PD2 without using Steam? I own the game, but I refuse to use the shitty service anymore. I don't care if I can't play online

I can't wait for the roof to be never cleared

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I really want to replay Heat Street, but I heard Oyveyshill that they were too inept to port the level the engine couldn't handle a heist of such a size despite PD2 running on a more advanced engine

Y'know, if you just tell us you want to pirate the game we're happy to help, you don't have to lie.

Pretty much, also the CAR is super concealable which, back in the day, made it a huge deal since it was about the only primary you could reliably get max concealment with.

Diesel is a 2001 engine that they raped with shitty coding.
Also their explanation was that "heat street is too linear guys" and i don't think they ever backed down on it.

I actually do own it.
I bought DLC as well.
I've made any mistakes in my life.

Some missions require some though (everyone hates Big Oil and Framing Frame for very good reasons). The rest are fairly simple though. Just find someone who's infamy a couple of times or just high level and follow them like a lost puppy (Unless it's stealth and they're in a suit).

But honestly it's a good thing to keep out of it. It's so full of fucking jewishness and shit design I stopped playing at a dead stop.Fuck everyone who wants it harder in the regular modes I enjoy the catharsis of laying waste to a small town worth of cops,

I stopped playing Payday after that shitfest last October, haven't gone back since.

In short, update #100 made Payday 2 great again. No drills anymore, ovk bought the franchise from 505 games, and the new skill system is nuts in a good way, etc…
Too bad they just fucked with the balance at the first day of the party: They buffed the cops HP. Coupled with less damage output from your weapons past Overkill difficulty, anything that fires bullets is useless in the new "One Down" difficulty.

Replace the steam_api.dll file.

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Not him, but how would you pirate the game?

payday would probably be fun if it wasn't that almost all of the content is dlc
and there isn't even a season pass that gives you all the dlc

i just want to buy the game and have more than 4% of the content

DLC Unlocker.

Just buy it.

There are steamwork cracks that let you play online if you don't own the game but they also require steam to be running.

Why exactly you want to run it without steam again?

Any of you faggots wanna play? I'm tired of getting kicked off the lobby everytime

I swear, it's not even Jacket, it's just a demon in Jacket's body.

I forgot my password to my account and I I forgot the password to my email address.

oh yes

Don't you think he's like that in the middle of most levels, blooodthirsty and merciless

Presuming you haven't used your email address in a long time, it has most likely expired. If it has, you can make another email with the exact same address and steam will send the email to it.

Payday isn't even that old, how could he haved forgotten it?

i like how you cropped out the 'add all dlc to cart' button because it shows the price.

I'm not spending over 100$ on stuff that should come with the game you fucking shill.

I have pre ordered Payday 2 day 1, (23 May, 2013
Payday 2 Pre-Order) literally as soon as it was available and check out where that got me…

I liked the devs back then, wanted to support them, also wanted the best payday 2 version and now all I have is a game that I hate and on top of that almost no dlc at all. I own like 10% of the content.

they managed to delay the 10th update, and it was supposed to be the speshul thing that everyone was supposed to be hyped for
nothing from this whole memefest 2.0 that lasted for 10 days was good
and the shotgun that was supposed to go boom is only effective as a rifle yet even with slugs it manages to be worse than most pistols because it lacks accuracy
the steam community is still happy at least because it's
FREE
CONTENT

fucking disgrace

No, they're unhappy because they don't get more paid content

20th of October is soon goyim, ready your shekels for the John Wick weapon pack :^)

no worries though, a cash grab by the name of "John Wick's weapon pack" is coming soon and they will charge money for it. charge money for something they've obviously been paid to make

Does anyone here know where I could get my hands on an older version of the game? I know there are some people who still play update 78 but I'd like to go even further back, preferably around the version just after the first crime-fest. I really just want to play the old version of Train.

you could go to cs.rin.ru and check if they old updates are still up.

The threads are there, but the torrent links are all dead. Thanks though. I want the old train heist back, goddamn it.

How are all the weapon sounds in this game so garbage? Jesus.

I am trying to install that sound replacement but I'm not sure I installed it correctly and this update is taking too long.

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Well, that sound mod worked and man is it fucking radical, the guns actually feel like they propel lead deadly speeds with high-pressure explosions now. Blaster 9mm sounds fuckin mad, G3 sounds actually powerful it's great.

Emotionless psycho/socio-path? Sure, I can give you that, but standing alone in his corner, motionless and talking to himself, recording backwards, warped messages about how much he wants to kill everything, I think it's just a demon.

Just noticed these descriptions on the FBI files. Any of you think overkill has been on the threads here before?

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Even then its not that great

They might have been on cuckchan and that's it. Remember that Holla Forums is to extreme for Google.

right thing to do
game's netcode is broken to the point where you can easily be spotted by a camera in a room you never entered and both you and the host know that you're not in that room. just an example, it gets a lot worse
and it gets even worse if you don't have anyone to play with, people that play public games here are not really the best people to do anything with.

YOU GET IN YOU GET OUT COMPLETELY UNDETECTED

Absolutely halal.

Every shot I fired, I was in bliss. Why can't the shotguns profit from this, or a little damage buff? Even with frenzy, the Raven can't one-shot on Mayhem.

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Well that was a nice turn of events.

They need to add some actually cute girls to the mix, Sydney's cute but really is a bit too loud and screechy. I do like that they made her more of a punk girl and not an SJW. Now if they added a cute jap girl I'd be all good :^)

SIT ON MY DICK, CLOIKA
cease that shit

also how did you manage to get less than 200dmg with 000 and a silencer

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Very intelligent line of reasoning.

you dont have to like it you fucking sperg
i dont like it either
the point is that mayday threads have been there for a while, and you havent it appears

It has been a couple of months since I regularly used Holla Forums I had to move. But before August I barely heard about the game around here except for negativity directed at the devs and never saw it on the catalog. Shit like this would be sagebombed into the ground.

I meant she's cute in the face department, and fuck you gibe me muh perfect asian wife.

Also, no idea on the >200, I'm still working on unlocking shit

nigga she only looks good in a bike helmet

Checked.
And sounds good with voices set to 0.

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nice opinions but I disagree

actually

pic related
various shit for trophies while thinking on a OD build that'd actually work without joker
about 2 bucks total i think, have only the Wolf pack and Gage ass pack #02 and a party hat
Jimmy

There's nothing wrong with Sydney being a punk.


I know how semetic the developers/publishers have been in the past. But since the deva got ful ownership of the game, they're slowly improving it. For example, over the last ten days, they released lots of free content. (Even if it shat up the balance of the game.) And you can always use a DLC unlocker for the paid stuff.

Point is. They're slowly unjewing and the metagame is fun. And I can understand if people still hate the developers.

Even at 99% now they get royally raped.

Becuase when they nerfed it they accidentally broke the damage resistance so now they receive full damage

Damage resistance across the board seems busted. Though I can't exactly confirm it due to the "discussion" faggots lapping it up like some sort of feature.

how the fuck do two niggas survive the mistake that is OD? they went all in with this shit, everything has like x3 HP and damage from the DW values or at least it feels like it
i'd say that someone just fucked the values up and they'll fix it soon but then i realize that it's overshill

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Nigga regular cops take off over half my 400 armor with frenzy aced while fixing a drill with nerves of steel. This is above and beyond deathwish values.

From testing and not dataming the OD damage values are:
Zeal 'tans': 192
Zeal Elites: 221
Snipers: 221
Tasers: 192
Shields: 8.5
Dozers (shotgun type, others are glitched): 281 or above from all ranges

I haven't properly tested hotdog cops, nigs, medozas or bikers but I think they do more than DW values.

I honestly can't believe how Overkill fucked the weapon and enemy balance this badly. This is on release Stockholm Syndrome type of bad but for 90% of the game.

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Refresh my memory, what was wrong with it again back then?

You needed to have actually have civs untied late into the loud heist, be within shouting range and there was a CHANCE for them to revive you.

If you aced it they give you A SINGLE AMMO PICKUP if they revived you.

Oh man, I forgot about that. On par with moving target for top of the ghost tree.

A. Dont use dodge. Its for retards who trust RNG to help them. Use ICTV + Anarchist/Armorer
B. Get Nine lives aced so you can go down twice before
C. Don't bother with FAKs or Sentry guns. Bring doc bags and ammo bags.
D. M308 + China Puff wrecks everything
E. Headshots
F. Cover

With the headshot multiplyer we dont even have to rely on Jokers anymore, and we are just breezing through the heist. We'll have the One Down mask in a few days at this rate.

It's not even close.

Moving Target had somewhat of a use in stealth so you could sprint and always have map awareness, it also was good for Art Gallery/FF day 1 running side to side for the paintings.

Stockholm Syndrome on the other hand had nothing in its favour, it was completely shit instead of Moving Target's 99% shit.

Explain your secrets

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Wait for enemies to come to you. If you step out and your armor disappears, step back into cover, wait for your armor to regen while the enemies come closer. With the way damage works in Payday 2 you wont take health damage for about a second after your armor breaks.


I wouldn't know, don't use it myself but I see people using it if they dont have the Landwhale DLC and it works fine for them.

I've found success with KSP+Krinkov with Muscle (for DtP). Chain stunning with the 20% on hit and DtP works well especially when combined with Bulletstorm for spamming (even when in cover for DtP and to draw fire from others). Bipods will only get you killed on OD though.

I've seen so many >1,000 hour faggots thinking FAKs are good for OD, how can you play the game for so long and not have a conceptual grasp on the game?


Play off host for loud heists, more latency means longer time before you get targeted. I ended up joining a South American game where I had around 600 ping. It took the cops 6-8 seconds to target me, even then they could prioritise shooting someone else.

Its because those 1k+ fags don't play OD legit or just plain lie about it. Plus the entire community is full of shit and consistently lies through their teeth.

Gonna post my build for reference. Pretty much all four members of my crew have their own variation, like I use Swan Song becuase its pretty much 9 seconds of invulnerability with unlimited ammo and maximum berserker, so you can revive people in the middle of a shitstorm or send the cops to hell with your rifle turned LMG or your unlimited chinapuffs

Then don't go recommending it to people. It gives really tiny armor increase, and nothing fucking else. You are better off with any healing perk deck, such as Muscle (which is not that good as well, considering how the regen is really slow) or Gambler.

What about the M16/AK with a dmr kit? Or is ammo pickup too shit?

DLC has come a long way.

both did everything you stated already but with M95/crossbows for M308. and not a full crew

I'll go further and wager that if it does add masks, they will all be glasses

Feels bad.

Only if Bain's lines were consistent.

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