SCAM CITIZEN THREAD: TICKLE PORN STREAM

some gay nigger wanted in on the project and got denied

Money well spent!

Squadron 42 was always part of the game, in fact a great many future cucks backed it because they thought they were getting a new wing commander.

You're probably thinking of the star marine shit, an FPS they decided to open an entire fucking studio for

And then promptly threw under the rug and prayed nobody would notice.

Pretty much this. Most accusations against the game have been completely unsourced/unproven. Everything else is people mocking the game because stupid people backed it for insane amounts of money.

So, when it really comes down to it, folks here hate the project because they hate some of the playerbase.

We laugh at the game because it's well behind schedule and has little to show for it.

And its cultist fanbase.

IT'S LIKE A HUGE FAMILY

BECAUSE WE WANT JUST ONE GOOD FUCKING GAME IN THE GENRE THAT ISNT OVER TEN YEARS OLD.

And at this point i doubt it will ever happen.

And because Roberts is more interested in making the fucking cutscenes than making sure the basic gameplay is functional.

Patrician fetish.

Even with all of its flaws, nothing will hold up to SWG JTL in my eyes. Maybe it's nolstalgia, maybe it's that it worked as promised (as far as my young mind knew).

Perhaps one day I'll check into those alleged private servers of it that are still operating.

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Games that fall behind schedule are usually guaranteed to stink. Unlike the film industry, where a delay usually improves the film by giving more time for reshoots and editing, a lengthy delay for a game is usually a death knell. Duke Nukem Forever, Aliens Colonial Marines, and Prey come to mind. Can anyone think of a game that benefited substantially from a delay?

I've heard good things about Elite Dangerous. Apparently its just a well made space combat sim. I wonder why nobody ever talks about it.

The ship jaypeg viewer (hangar) and in-game clothing/item stores are the two most complete systems in the game. It says a lot about their priorities.

And yet most all of the posts about it on this board are about the playerbase, or the backer packages, or how the latest "insider source" has said that "the company is bankrupt, they'll be gone in 3 months!" for the 5th time in the last 2 years.

There are legitimate things to be upset about, but everyone here seems to latch on to the latest sensationalist unproven accusation of the week or "look at what this one autist did, he must represent every backer!"

Oh, and the >(84) accusations too.

because its just eurotruck in space, which is comfy as fuck but not quite what most poeple are looking for.
and the pricing with all the fucking dlc is atrocious.

Does Bannerlord count?

Hope the cockroaches don't fuck it up.

And their competence.

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Tbh lad. :^)

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This is Freelancer 2.0. It will end the same way.

ok, find somebody who worked at CIG and had a good experience.

It's a Xbone turd. And it had the same delusional fans bullshitting about their dreams in the forums until Braben released his MVP (minimum viable product) and even dropped the offline function.
The "space combat" is WW2 planes in space BTW. It has nothing to do with space flight.

Burden of proof lies on the accuser, friendo.

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wew

Kek lad.

Is this some Sandi hate. Oh shit.

Also banned from twitch cancer chat for mentioning tickling.

So, I don't hate on the game itself like you anons, but stuff like this is pure cringe. I just want them to make a good game, not enable these freaks.

Do you also have the proof that:
1. the individual there is a former employee?
2. Proof of the "blacklisting" mentioned?
3. Proof of "threats from upper management" received?

Remember that eyewitness reports cannot be considered as useful if they're not backed up with other evidence.

most of the hate comes from the fact that the development has been a complete clusterfuck so far.

complete tripple a games instead of one :^)

they only started to kind of get their shit together after they opened their german studio with the ex crytek core engine team.

Aka Miku. Am I the only one who caught that?

When did I hate the game.
Same but I don't really care if the fans want to get autistic about liking the game. But yer it is pretty cringy.

I heard it too, maybe it's his reddit of forum name.

The party squeezing whales and retards for hundreds of thousands of dollars so that they can (maybe) stay afloat long enough to release a videogame has no need or responsibility to convince anyone, while every skeptic is either a misinformed troll or dsmart puppet, right? Or are you seriously saying that their stock response to criticism isn't sicking the cultists on naysayers and releasing a new ship to show that their crack team of concept artists are still hard at work?

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They had ex-crytek staff from the start, even working on the original kickstarter "demo". But yes the development of this game has been a shit show.

anybody else getting a shitty amount of lag

Sorry, just assumed because this is de facto a hate thread. I really can't stand Bad News Baron and all of the other fuckers who stream the same limited content over and over. How you can be so excited over playing the same buggy alpha content again and again is beyond me.

The guys like LIS who are already figuring out how to gitgud are cool though.

Why did they choose CryEngine for their game anyways? As far as I know that is an engine with little documentation and apparently was a pain in the ass to use. Plus we're basically at the point where games would look as good as they're going to, instead the game part should be worked on instead

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Drug addicts, gaming addicts, and cult members aren't forced to either, user

I don't think any of us would be upset if the game turned out to be good.

ok time to fill these bingos sheets and I see the halfchan cancer is in these threads right now!

I'd love to know how you can "squeeze" money with completely voluntary donations.

1. nice strawman argument, faggot
2. It's a simple prosecution vs. defendant situation. People, like you, are making accusations about various aspects of the game. In the fair judicial system, it is the duty of the prosecution to provide evidence to back up their accusations, at which point the defense makes their counterarguments.

When the prosecution's accusations are nothing more than words not backed up by any concrete evidence, the defense is free to dismiss them with simple words as well. It's assumed that the defendant is innocent until proven guilty, and the "good word" of an accuser backed by nothing is nowhere near enough to prove anything.

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Drug addicts and cult members aren't stakeholders though.

Understandable lad.
Agreed lad, What's worse are the fucks that defend all the bad designed shit in the game. The ships really annoy me, they aren't functional at all for what they are suppose to be.
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Don't really like Lando tbh, something about him I just don't like, it's like he puts up this fake personality and deep down he's fucked up or something.

When they started the project cryengine looked the best they also had ex crytek staff on the team so they went with it.

Cult members can be.

Of video games?

Of their cult. They tend to be the most devout "believers" too.

If you want to watch on infinity.moe, just paste twitch.tv/starcitizen/embed

Scam Citizen is the cause of this.
It killed all potential for a good space sim game by leeching $100m out of this market and stuffing it into Hollywood actors and wannabe director's pockets.

small guy

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Not for you.

I wonder if the demo they are going to show will look and play like shit. Like "Look guys! its here look see how awesome it is?" But it will be worse than anything spaceship related made in the last 20 years. Funnier if the fans defend it like its the second coming but everyone else will see the truth.

IT JUST WERKS
IT JUST WERKS
IT JUST WERKS
IT JUST WERKS

So they have only to believe their way into wealth?

Bottom right and second up from the left are lazy, the rest is great.

Can someone explain to me the connection between tickling and SC?

Chris Roberts wife, a wannabe actress featuring the player's sidekick in Star Citizen Squadron 42 is an actual hooker and participated in tickle porn flicks.

Fucking source. That's too good to be true.

Wealth? While we're taking about throwing away a significant amount of money for a game, I wouldn't say only the wealthy could pay it. Cults also normally target both the wealthy "aka Tom Cruise" and the disenfranchised.

all this circle jerking about muh cummoonatee

The first pic in OP is her.

Funny, the Scientology believers aren't forced into it either. The victims of Madoff weren't robbed at gunpoint.

Some people are just more susceptible to cult brain washing, same as gambling or alcoholism. These people need an intervention and professional help.

LOL at the bug smasher programmer guy who admitted he had no experience with cryengine before he started. That would have been kind of important wouldn't it?

They need the gas chamber so their genes don't spread.

That's for sure :^)

Sometimes people need to be protected from their own stupidity, lest their mistakes endanger innocents (their families/friends).

The fuck is this bitch wearing.

I'm no fashion expert, but holy fuck

literally wearing nothing

It's like the second curtain behind the first curtain in fancy homes.

look at those man knees

She's also your waifu in Squadron 42. Roberts is pimping out his wife.

I'd fuck her though tbh.

VIRTUAL CUCKING

He knew there would be a long time between the crowd funded and the release of the game, yet stated in the crowd funding that the game should have been released a year ago.

You would fuck a 50yo granny?

Someone should make a model of her in HoneySelect.

Yes.

The feature bloat for this game is insane, it just keeps going and going. If Roberts had been smart he'd have paced the project a bit, released the SP portion first, used those assets to jumpstart the MP and then slowly added more modules as time went on.

But we all know he's a fuckup that can't deliver.

Feel bad for that disabled guy, hope he can enjoy the game fully.

100% those needing some sort of help will just screen cap comments like that and add quotation marks to be ironic about it.

There's something back to front about the entire way the Star Citizen community works within their little media outlets that's never happened before which is identical to and the opposite of the way cults work.

Many publishers can barely drum up the sort of capital Roberts has summoned, and their fans operate in completely different ways. Cults grow from local indoctrination and are restricted as such. There's no upper limit on the sort of targets Star Citizen can set.

gross

the game is just as disabled as he is, so he should be fine.

not again…

Your loss tbh lad, more granny pussy for me.

Every teer is another $15000 pledge

Not so fast.

Leaked photo of Chris Roberts' wife.

i dont know about that but a certain 40yo hell yeah

at last the Prophet himself has taken the stage

I get that citizen con is a social event but these speeches are getting redundant .

YES BASED LAD

Kek lad.

captcha: rsioeb

Scamming autists out of 130+ million dollars is accomplishing something.

Curiously her tattoo has changed the arm and appearence.

MORE

ENOUGH

Probably a rub on. Only their fans would be stupid enough to tattoo a symbol of a game that may never be released on their arm.

JUDEN RISING

JUST DO IT :^)

ebin shia labeouf maymays

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or head

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reminds of the stories about gary gygax's coke habit

that's gotta be fake, no way someone would be autistic enough to do this

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WILL THEY FINALY STOP TALKING ABOUT "MUH COMMUNITY"

dont they have anything to actualy show?

They have to pad the time somehow.

STEAM FOR STAR CITIZEN
ARE YOU READY FOR FACEBOOK IN YOUR STAR CITIZEN?
WEW LAD

Key word here is "had" People like Dan Tracy have left CIG already which means a lot of their talent has already left and jumped ship. For fags who don't know who Dan Tracy is, he's the guy that wrote the book on Cryengine, literally

Forum stats so interesting

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w8… even the tattoo was a lie? lol.

have*
Is he Sean Tracy's brother?

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Fucking kek.

They used 125 million dollars to build a web forum.
KEK

Here's some shitty oc

Are your friends on the spectrum?

this is physicly painfull to watch holy shit.

I'm going to go boil some eggs now. Tell me if anything interesting happens.

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You know, they might as well build a fucking operating system if they're going this far.

Are watching this trainwreck crashing live?

No one uses Elite's in game voice because its "spacialized" too. Discord and Teamspeak already exist, why would they spend dev time on this.

Players won't have to primarily rely on third party software for guild comms.

I'm not sure if I should be laughing or crying

hipster trash

Yes.

What benefit do they get with first party though. That spacialized voice is a big negative. In game notification maybe, but most games do that in the game anyway.

HOTWHEELZ WAS A GENIUS AHEAD OF HIS TIME

Are they honestly talking about social media?

What the fuck?

The amount of smug I feel right now.

Well atleast Sean still works there, he seems like he knows what he's talking about too in relation to the engine. Tbh I'll be pretty impressed if they get the engine to do what they want, I think Private servers / mods could be better than the actual game.

Well that was boring as shit

I wonder how much they spent to recreate a 15 year old forum software.

"Voice Support" might mean normal chat functions TS and Vent already serve.

No fucking shit?

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what

They spent the time on a CG clip just to announce new ships. And for a "limited time", whjat.

and its just more ship bundles

one year is a long time to forget that your planet was destroyed.

also
what in the actual fuck?

This can't be real.

That is the core gameplay. Buying ship jpegs.

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Why the fuck is this stream interlaced?

What the fuck? This is video games?

Guy in other thread says that saying tickle in the Twitch chat will get you banned.

Filming in 1080i and nobody with a clue about deinterlacing.

We are transcending mere kikery. This one will go down in the annals of history.

just barely.

Yeah, that happened to me. I said that "citizencon tickles my fancy". Instant ban.

MOICHANDAZING
MOICHANDAZING

its not interlaced

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Chris Roberts is not sounding confident in anything he is saying or is that just me?

holy shit that is just too good to be true.

Holy shit it works

We have to protect our leddit hug box!

MEMES
E
M
E
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JUST do it

atleast he said he's sorry?

See goys, he's just like us! Now hurry and donate™ thousands to support this epic memester!

top kek, sq42 will be another fucking year by the sounds of it.

Uh oh, no new stuff to so besides ads!

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I'm more afraid of their claim they're now turning it into Deus Ex in space.

they payed for it too, didn't they?
to come there I mean

WE'RE GOING TO DELAY THE GAME BECAUSE UNCHARTED

I don't even get this one.

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We should compile a list of banned words.

Ooooh, right. How one man can trigger an entire cult so easily is a beautiful thing to behold.

Oh, try saying cult. I bet that one could get a ban.

i just took a shit for the last 10 minutes, did i miss the gameplay or is he still just talking?

still talking
gameplay that would imply they would actually be working on a game and not scamming people for another year

Just talking. People just got excited over mining.

There's going to be no gameplay.

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Spacebook and farmville

Generic jobs are always promised in these "YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!" scams because they're vague enough to avoid lawsuits due to broken promises if the game actually does get released.

Holy shit, is he actualy starting to fall apart?

holy fuck

i'm slain

Ooooh, hedging.

What the fuck is jonestown

what the fuck is google

mass suicide cult

World's biggest kool-aid party.

Oh my god, you're completely right. I just remembered that skyrim had "farming", and that retards would write articles about roleplaying as generic npcs and everything.

(checked)
temporary tattoos that they give out at cons

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Yup, key words to look out for in scams like these;
Mining, farming, economy, infinite [x]. Generally scams have all four of these corners in the square of lies.

Over an hour in and finally they show a demo

didn't need that shit in my life

Fucking kek

yeah real nice

I look at these terrain generation algorithms, and think that maybe, in 10 years time, someone might be able to use one to make a pretty cool game.

This just looks like they were afraid that No Man's Sky would steal their thunder, and had to copy-paste this useless functionality.

I'd rather have one small hand-crafted base to explore on a planet, than an entire world of the same fucking hills and trees.

BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP

Are they pretending this isn't scripted andpre-recorded? I missed the beginning.

this. its nice to look at but a waste of time and money.

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Yeah, the bases, cities, etc and what make the planet worth going to. The rest doesn't matter. Only useful for screen shot farming. Similar with Elite Dangerous.

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Repostan.

The rovers wheel/axle movements look so unnatural.

SEE THAT MOUNTAIN?

Built up a lot of muscle being on them so much.

it just werks

Ultimately, it seems like they want you to explore with planetside vehicles anyway, so put a space elevator you need to dock with which takes you onto the planet through a loading screen.

Would be functionally identical and way easier to implement. Hell, it'd even be slightly more realistic.

Star engine with flora was my thought.
It seems like they can generate generic missions and stuff to do planetside but I wonder how multiplayer is supposed to come into it if at all. Like, can someone come along and blow up your landed ship while you're exploring? I doubt it, somehow.

space engine*

They can in Elite. Lots of fun.

That's pretty sick, then. I haven't played ED.

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I'm going to turn this off and catch a bit of the debate. Do tell if anything interesting happens.

The community gets pretty butthurt if you do it to explorers though.

Thy don't even move. They were just turrets with skin.

With the aim of a storm trooper,

Sure is a whole lot of spaceships here.

Jesus Christ this is the worst scripted demo I've ever seen.

Chris REALLY likes Shia

Dynamic weather?
Next he'll say they'll be adding soil erosion.

Yeah, almost like they forgot the core of the game they were supposed to make.

I swear to god if there's a takedown

motherfucker

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that sandstorm was the most scripted shit ive ever seen.

AHAHAHA, THEY CAN'T EVEN GET THE SCRIPTED EVENT TO GO RIGHT.

HA!

did the wife got her porn video leaked?
also what happened with spic derek smart?

It was completely faked and they got busted in the last seconds.

lol
literally the area they showed on the ground was all they had outside of that it was a flat shit

I'm expecting plenty of webms of this shitshow

it's almost as if the game isn't finished

It's so goddamn late I can't stay up any longer. Hopefully I don't miss anything good.

Only 15 more years until your $500 jpg turns into some polygons!

carebear should stay on soloplay or private

the game is called elite >dangerous<
so i laugh so much when i see people saying:

as if it was normal to fly like that in space

who hurt you user, that you dont have any faith in vidya?

Did someone say tickling?

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Who stabbed your eyes, that you can't see the scam before you?

If this game actually has randomly generated terrain theres no way this could have been made, there would be fuck ups everywhere.

already planning next year cult meeting.

Lucky I didn't go to bed. The cake is coming out!

The same faggots will defend the game using RP reasoning like "imagine your this and that type of guy". Well I m a shithead, deal with it.

WEW LADSSSSS

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Sorry, have something from a better artist.

A society grows great when old men fund games whose gameplay they know they shall never enjoy.

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Someone link me her tickle porn, looks pretty rad.

If someone manages to find the tickle porn video, I'll thank you from the bottom of my heart forever and ever.

It was Flavor-Aid. I guess they were to cheap to spend the extra 5c more for the good stuff before they died.

There's two things people really want

The thrill of combat in a viscously hostile environment

To come in from orbit and land on something new.

The first one actually requires complex organisation like a space navy and equally complex physics so we end up with lone biplanes in space due to cost.

The second end up as a game like NMS leaving the player going "ok, now what?"

Its boring.

Thats it. It committed the ultimate crime of being boring.

Holy fuck he's back!

Stay delusional faggot.

If the engineers update didn't completely destroy power play, and any type of diverse PvP, it would be a lot more fun right now. Update 2.2 should help, but I think power play will forever be fucked. It's still fun for short sessions in 2.1, but you need to be either a new play and autistic to spend a lot of time on it now.

who is ben

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Have fun lads :^)

(84) that you?

that s aint "rp reasoning" because if you play RP you fit yoru shit with weapons as space is vast, dangerous and lawless .
they play mecanically: "i just want to explore, no reason to kill me "

so if they try to come and ay: "but imagine it happend to you" i would just say: "i aint stupid enouth to travel without weapons or way to defend myself"

freelancer.
SC is basically what C.R wanted to do in freelancer. it fail with freelancer and know it may fail even more because of their engine not made for it but beautifull.

Some Roberts worshipper who got hired for SC as community manager in the beginning. Now he has some bogus title like "director of ships" or something. Also for some reason they decided to put im in all of the hundreds of hours of videos they're producing, answering meaningless questions. As if anyone wants to look at this grotesque blob.

You really know absolutely fuck all do you? Elijah McNeal is the concept artist while Dan Tracy wrote the fucking book on CryEngine. Both have left and while yeah you can probably do without McNeal, losing Tracy? Oh shit no nigger. That's the project pretty much doomed cause he literally one of the few people around who knows how to fix the game engine.

what do furries have to do with Star Citizen??

Everything.

Double doubles checked. The whole Star Citizen is a comedy, tragedy, drama, and a video game disaster rolled into one. The implosion of this disaster of a game will make enough salt for generations to come.

Have they formed a diaperfur group or faction yet

Actually on CIG forums there is exactly that.

But nothing about the "game" has to do with furries. It's people in suits flying spacecraft and shooting things?

Does it have to do with how much they tend to spend?

Correction Ben is a Planet.

It makes perfect sense to me that grown men who are so self deluded they believe dressing in animal suits and shitting in them is normal, would also turn around and spend vaste quantities of dosh for ships that most only exist on paper.

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According to SA/Derek sources situation is dire - SQ42 Ep 1 is broken, they are trying to salvage it, they have actually have ran out of money, and were forced to take 50M loan to keep lights on. Every planned update - 2.6 and 3.0 - is at broken state at this point. They are shifting artist resources to East/Central Europe (yaaay), for decreasing costs, lots of devs are on chopping block.

I never expected to say this - but we will soon witness meltdown of "biggest KS project ever".

Looks like fat is gonna roll over thin

Get some common sense and perspective. A delay is just a delay.

At least put some minimum effort into hiding it

Just like they did 6 months ago? Or 9 months ago? Or every time the "SA/Derek sources" decide it's time to stir shit again by making things up for easy attention?

a delay of several years, yeah sure it's just a delay, it won't be a disaster like every other one of those super delayed projects

Few months ago, since then they supposedly live on a loan.

The initial estimate was always shit.

There is NO WAY a game of the scope CR wanted and with the level of detail he wanted could be done in less than 4 years. And even that is a generous.

Delay means nothing.

However, staff change is a bigger red flag.