Neptunia Thread

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I want to innovatively connect with Nepgear.

Oi, Nepgear is my waifu, too. How does that work? She gets a harem? Or are there now multiple Nepgears that suddenly sprung from the ether?

So, the new Nep game on steam, Yay or Nay?

FUCK OFF ALREADY
FUCK
are you retarded libtards by any chance?

Different dimensions, different Gears. Like for every Nep.

Mine is the one I wrote about.

Apparently, bugs. But otherwise, give it a try and buy it if you like it.

I would pass.

Doesn't even have the clothes breaking like U does & it has bugs as well.

Did you like Nep U?

If yes, give it a shot. If no, don't bother.

Man I hope these Neps don't hit the floo- God damn it!

It's not that good based on what I've heard. I'd wait for a better game or play V-II if you haven't yet. It's similar to Nep U.

It's a piece of shit. Just play Senran instead.

I misinterpreted the original image you posted with your first post. I thought it meant your waifu becomes real (as in comes in this dimension). Not is real, but in a different dimension. That makes more sense, though it's sad knowing that your waifu returns your feelings, but neither of you can get to one another.

Well let me give my two cents on Blancdimension.

Its certainly slower than Nep U. All the characters feel like they have weight to them, which in and of itself isn't bad, but they way the move and attack sometimes is just bad. Case in point, lets take Uzume, Plutia, and Peashy. Within the trio, Peashy moves the fastest, then Uzume, then slow as shit Plutia, however when it comes to attacking, Peashy and Plutia are literal Supah Sanic with movesets that are easy to learn, slightly forgiving in combo chains, and hit rapidly with moderate-high damage.

Uzume though… Sucks, she's a brawler in this game, so you'd think she's right at home slammin her fists in everyone's face right? NOPE! While its cool that you can charge up most of her attacks she lacks super-armors during charging so she just eats damage AND falls on her ass. Her strike range is so small I'm not sure you can hit more than two or three enemies at a time and her attack speed is so slow you might not get more than three hits in before Uzume gets hit and falls on her ass. Then she goes HDD and it gets worse somehow.

Of course those are my observations playing this, its like Tamsoft wanted to greatly distinguish characters and somehow forgot what "fun" is at the same time. Uni is just as awkward to use but now has an even shittier moveset alongside having even shittier defense and like Uzume gets fucking worse in HDD.

Thats unforgivable. You'd think with someone who wears gloves would go Kenshiro & ATATATA the enemies

Also to the faggot who wanted this, here you go m8.

It made me wonder what Tamsoft was thinking, they aren't really new to beat em up games on Vita, so it's weird how in some ways Megatagmension is worse than Nep U, a game that probably had a 5 dollar budget.

They could have taken neptunia models and rigged them into a Senran Kagura clone and they would have had a fine game with minimal effort.

The very first Neptunia game also had a 5 dollar budget but at least that has the excuse of being the first game in the series

Either they wanted to try new ideas they thought were cool (but weren't), or they wanted to distance themselves off Senran-lites by intentionally making a bad game (which can be a viable tactic depending of the money thrown at the game and of the estimated sales, despite being very anti-consumer)

Better voice acting than I expected from her English VA.

By this do you mean that the developers might have wanted to make something not senran-like but were told to make one, so they begrudgingly made a bad one?

Exactly. Which might be the reason we get 4GO, and thus the chance that they are actually willing to work on that game.

Well Uzume is supposed to be a powerhouse character, strong but slow yadda yadda. The problem is her damage output isn't so much higher that it justifies a punishing moveset. Like Uzume is fucking worthless on bosses, I can't remember the stage but you fought a giant mecha as the last enemy and that guy whooped my ass playing Uzume/Famitsu. Try again using Plutia/Vert who are several levels weaker than Uzume and kick his ass because they have far more forgiving movesets.

Like I said in the last bread, she's gotten better since V-II but still meme tier bad.

Because tamsoft cant do shit properly if it doesnt have ripable clothes to carry its sales, theres a goddamn reason why the hype for 4GO died

It'd be better instead of trying to make a weird mix between a hack and slash and RPG with obnoxious level grinding on top of that.

Outside of maybe VII and 4GO this series always had very low budgets though.

That'd be a pretty dick thing to do, intentionally making a bad game. Plus that'd probably would only make people more on the fence on playing Nep games/spinoffs.

Their intention is making the games they're paid for. Once the game is done, their work is done.

Maybe they only use their B-Team or new blood for stuff that isn't their own IP? I just can't get how there's such a difference in quality between senrans and the Nep games they've made

i used uzume against boss monsters and orange heart on crowds and never really had a problem

i assumed her forms just served those specific purposes

It's hard for me to tell though if some characters are just complete shit to play as or if the game has flaws besides that, because I honestly hated that game on the Vita.

Are they actually working on it? Because if so I'm scared.

So contracted work.

Maybe, but at this point Id rather have another copypaste V from felistella than half assed shit from tamsoft

To me, Uzume feels like a snail. Its not like I was button mashing and praying to win either but she should be doing "more" than just being a punching bag. I'm sure anons out there will say Uzume is just fine, and they are probably right, but in my hands she is complete and udder shit right along with Uni. Uni was my go to Girl in Nep U because Uni didn't give a fuck. Uni didn't Give a fuck from halfway across the arena. But in this game she has a pea-shooter and can do gymnastics. Whooptie fucking do. Why can't I shoot things forever? Why can't I HDD and shoot things from across the Map? ==WHY DOES IRIS HEART HAVE MORE RANGE THAN HDD UNI?!==

WHY DON'T I HAVE SMUG IRIS HEART!?

The price I pay for disrespecting Uni I guess.

I still can't play it yet, game won't fucking start. Gonna bully the shit out of Iffy for this.

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I always kept uzume as one of my 2 because i found it so easy to deal with boss monsters as her

She knocks them over really quickly which pretty much lets her EXE drive it for free, and so long as i remembered to block or use a super for the invuln frames when the monster left its idle animation i could just stay in on it forever, once the block animation goes off you're pretty much free to wail on it because its not like monster hunter or dark souls where the thing bumping into you will knock you over.

I will admit i usually switched to my second when i was dealing with crowds, orange heart IS mediocre but when i did use her i just had to make sure i didnt end my string in the middle of a crowd and i was good, i tried to make sure i was on either side of it.

I want to eat pudding with Neptune and play videogames with her as we laugh at dumb, unfunny memes into the late hours of the night

And do lewd things together while Nepgear sleeps

You're calling for a GOOD END.

Be careful what you wish for.

But isn't GOOD END what I should strive for?

Those voices don't work at all. These are cute anime girls, not 40 year old cat ladies.

If you're not alone, yes. Do you have a good friend who is interested in Gear and who is willing to unite Gamindustri through the power of his D-drive ?

I have a friend, but he's more interested in Blanc unfortunately

Too bad then.

Well to be fair Uzume does have a Gaga Drill Breaker mini

I still stand by my words. I probably need more practice with her. I swear she doesn't feel right.

Gear could just make a clone of him for herself, or maybe even make clones for all the neps to stop them fighting over him.

True, but it wouldn't be a GOOD END like the one from last thread.

>"Neptune has user all to herself…"
>"If I can't have the real one.."
>"Then I'll just make one!"
What could possibly go wrong?

That could be a variant of GOOD END, where Gear tries to import another dimension user and ends up with a friend of his, but is fine with him and ends up marrying him. Then the rest happens as told.

This is a possibility. But I was thinking more along the lines of just copying one anons likeness and making multiple clones, one for each Nep. Or Gear making multiple ones for herself

Nepgear gets excited from just the idea of multiple Neptunes. If she had her own personal harem of onii-chans, she'd probably die from being in a constant state of ecstasy.

Gear's cloning would solve Vert's imouto problem as well. The only question is whether she would choose to make copies of the candidates or younger copies of herself.

What about both ?

Would that work when cloning CPUs? And if it does work like that then wouldn't they grow to look exactly like Vert in a few years?

Ectasy caused by happines, being spoiled and cared for or ectasy because one of onii-chans fills her holes with semen every few minutes?

Yes. Both
She will be spoiled. Though I think Nepgear would only really have one. Though she might have to make several clones before one finally becomes her onii-chan. Or she might end up just making one who might not want to be her onii-chan, so she locks him up and forces him to be her onii-chan.

Hopefully she wouldn't go quite as overboard on it as Million Arthur.

I don't know the precise physics of either CPUs or cloning, but I just assume it would

As for the second question, I'd point at the suspicious lack of genetic deviation already present in her dream imoutos. Besides their age, Middle Vert's only difference is her twintails and Little Vert has pretty much the same hairstyle as Big Vert. In contrast to them, Neptune and Nepgear have slight but visibly distinct features, and the same is true of Noire and Uni as well as Blanc and the twins and most real life siblings.

Maybe Tsunako just didn't put in much effort to make them stand out since they were sort of a one off, but I wouldn't be surprised if they turned out to be younger versions of Vert herself brought to life by her subconscious.

I'm pretty sure making the little Verts looking exactly like Vert was intentional. Nepgear said that it was her subconscious wanting sisters but also wanting attention, so the little Verts was just Vert
Also cloning usually makes the clone look exactly like the person you are cloning, so I'd imagine that they'd sound and look exactly like Vert

I have nothing intelligent to contribute.

There would inevitably be some distinct differences if they were raised from infancy. For a start they'd grow up with very different life experiences, leading to different preferences and personalities and even their speech patterns might turn out differently. So they could theoretically end up being quiet and shy or even uncomfortably self-conscious about their breasts simply because they had a different upbringing from Vert (who didn't have to deal with an outgoing, overbearing older sister when she was young).

Fitness and dietary differences from a young age could have an effect on their growth as well, which could possibly make them slightly taller, shorter, bustier or flatter than the original when they finish growing, though I wouldn't expect anything majorly different in that department.

Since it's Gamindustri, they'd probably stop growing at an earlier point like the other candidates. Maybe that's a share energy thing, I don't know how it works. Maybe it's random each time when it decides to stop a CPU's growth. It's just theory crafting though.

The other candidates didn't stop growing though, except Nepgear. Rom and Ram are still growing for sure, and Uni was too young to participate in the fight against CFW Magic at the start of RB2 but grew old enough after. I guess they'll continue growing until around Nepgear's age

Nepgear is also an Ultradimension CPU, technically, so that means that whatever growth she had was cancelled when she used the CPU Memory, if that is still canon in V-II onwards, so its possible that if she never went to the Ultradimension she could've been Big Nep 2.0

Individuality and upbringing is a pretty defining factor whenever they are growing older, however the base stuff that makes up Vert would still be the same, such as facial features and bone structures and the likes

It's honestly really fucking boring. It's basically like that other action spinoff where you fight a maximum of 80 enemies, at least in story mode. You play the game in missions and each mission can be done in like 2 minutes. If you charge through you can probably beat the game in 2 hours.

There's also multi which seems to be somewhat like Monhun but I pirated so can't play multi

Extremely solid taste. This is what every man should strive for in life.

I have low hope for it, but I hope one day a crazy nep fan cracks MegaTagmension and learns how to mod the thing.
It's unlikely, but it happens in rare cases DMC3 comes to mind
I want nothing more than for the game to get some minor improvements, like better camera settings or hyper armor for Uzume, ya know?

I'm going to post this without context.
Ball is in your court Nowanon(s).

What's the context behind this? Magical Noirina?

She probably admitted to never having a boyfriend.

This thread reads like a fucking SCP article!

Whatever happened, Vert claims she has never been so turned off in the entire series. Yeouch.

Dengekiko, what the fuck kinda face is that?

No bullying.

Smuggest face in Gamindustri

Bullying will be had.
you were right lad

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Neps gone wild!

I almost want to know what this is. But if it's yuri or futa, then I don't. The art is also kind of…

10 bucks says it's hyperpenis futa garbage

This is gonna end well.

I don't wanna know

Brace yourselves for when he posts the full version.

That's what I was thinking.

Looks like it's from some person on DA, but the full images are locked away behind a patreon paywall.

What's the next step of your master plan?

How could we all come to the same conclusion? What about it is so telling?

It's one of the rules of drawn porn on the internet, actually.

The more specific and fucked up the fetish, the shittier the artstyle.
And that's about a 5/10 on the scale of shitty art, which means either scat or futas with disgustingly large cocks.
Everything after that involves furry in one way or another.

This, of course, is only valid for western porn.

When japs do it it's a completely different thing; take Ogu for example, Ogu is extremely specific and his drawing is still very good.

Nep Parasol!

Well then.
Good job…?

If Noire is my present I'll happily unwrap her.

why are these threads always just anons autistically role-playing and sending "cute" replies to eachother?

What?

>>>/imouto/

it's like 4am but nobody gives a shit

Well no one cares until you do something like this.

Except you know, less avatarfagging and little to no blogposting and we actually talk about the games and content

It's funny because Asami Imai is 39 years old.

They should've at least gotten an english speaker to do the dub.

The accent is good, but there is still a heavy jap tint on it.

This is rich, the backstage talk scenes aren't dubbed. Even if the language is set to english. Not sure if Iffy fucked up or got cheap.

I guess its the language differences that can make it easier on the ears.

Most of the scenes in each game aren't voice acted in the dub, even some of the important scenes aren't be voice acted

They only dubbed like a third of V-II compared to the amount of scenes that have Japanese voices.

In this case they are. Well supposed to. These scenes are supposed to have voices but for some reason I'm not getting any. Just to be clearer the Backstage Talk scenes are dubbed in the jap voices but aren't dubbed in english… for some reason.

V-II was so 4 months ago. I'm talking about MegaTag.

Except V-II was a major release. MegaTag is another spinoff. So you would think they'd spend more on a mainline game than a non-canon spinoff.

Same difference. When you set the voice language to english you're going to get less voiced scenes.

I'm talking about the english dub. Like 60% of cutscenes aren't voice acted

I think we have a miscommunication here. Lets try this again.

Where did my voices go Iffy?
I'm confused why you brought up V-II out of nowhere. Yeah only about a third of the game was dubbed in english and about half of Victory was dubbed too. Also if you wanna make a better comparison Nep U was fully dubbed in english so I find it weird that Blanc's game is like 95% dubbed.

Damn, I would love to talk about the Neptunia games!

Oh, I get what you're saying now. We don't normally refer to japanese voices as a dub. Dub usually implies english voices

I have a habit of using the word liberally so this was my fault. Also re-reading my earlier posts I must be high or something.

Some scenes are just flat out silent even with JP voices. Feels bad but better than the EN option where even main scenarios are silent.

I remember once someone from Holla Forums was streaming to catch a predator, and Chris Hansen was reading this chat log and went like "I want to blank your blank", and someone said "it's like the Neptunia threads"

I want to pat your head

That isn't true, she's actually great on bosses, because every single one of her attacks can be interrupted and charged. That means that she's very forgiving on mistakes, because if you wind up an attack and notice to late that an attack is coming your way, you can very easily cancel out into a block or a dogde, or just release it early to interrupt with a normal attack, and her damage output goes up 4 times when charged, which really makes a difference against bosses because it means less bombing runs.

The flipside is that she has abysmal range, meaning that she is not so great against mobs of enemies and takes awhile to get used to.

Also the cutest

just post the source and lets get over this

Your google fu is weak, son.
zeckos.deviantart.com/art/Look-A-Nep-Parachute-637759324

I tought the art looks familiar, he's not bad
And into the trash he goes

That's actually pretty accurate. At least the Nep threads will be keeping anons across the world in check.

You dont think we would actually touch children, right?

I'm sure most anons here are just harmless shitposters. It was a pretty interesting resemblance to these threads though.

Or any threads with animu chicks.

I want my Nepu cat ladies now.

Their name was attached when we saw the screenshots last thread, so yup. I'm still ready to be disappointed & see what missed potentials & opportunities the upcoming game will have

I want to make a bingo card out of it

Yes but she's able to pull off a more youthful voice. Are these western actors so bad they can't bump up the pitch at least a little bit?

As and ye shall receive.

Is all I got, though, I'm sorry.

Well then you'll make my ears bleed.

I only want to hear guys talk.

Guess I'll have to whip out my magic & make some more monster Neps!

You should, though I'm confused on what you'd put in the middle. All I think of what you'd put in a square is grindan, because the Tamsoft Nep games are the worst when it comes to it.

I guess its something you have to practice for a long time, or english just isnt the kind of language that brings it out the best.

What a gay.

But they're professional voice actors, the whole point is that they are the ones who practice for years in order to have control over their voices.

Not really, theres a few western female VAs that never had any real training and just knew the right people to get in. Our VA scene is turning into a bad joke, like more so than before.

spoilered waifuposting and pictures of cute girls: the thread

I love you guys but it's true. I guess I'll throw my two cents in and request noire. cute noire, lewd noire, any noire will suffice. uni is also acceptable

you got it

Well, it's more the continuation of a post from last thread throwing a suggestion at the writers we have here which is basically the idea of two friends landing on Gamindustri and unify it through dicking as well as the usual desires from people here, of course.

Oh, and here are the Noire and Uni you asked for.

Need assistance.

Although it turned into a talk about what would happen if a CPU was cloned to be younger

So is it only suppose to be bad things or what? Like all the ones on the right sound fine to me.

Except not being able to kill elves, that's some goddamn bullshit.

Good or bad, just throw some predictions in and see what you come up with.

Is the resolution patch working for this game yet?
I got a bunch of crashes when I played the first one. I laughed at the game console jokes but the combat is pretty bland. I'd like to actually finish a play through of the thing to see if I'd like it. What do I need to start off?

they saw your benis, did they?

Bocchi megami jokes
More breast envy
Vert seeks imoutos
Joke referencing nepgen
Map is repeated more than 3 times

Just need 5 more.

And I see no problems with that, due to how interesting it could be and how biased I am towards giving ideas to writers, seeing the results we got.

Reference to TOP NEP hats.

Has this happened?

VII. References N-Chan as that place where people talk about the CPUs being in love with each other and weird pictures of them being spanked.

A pity, I was looking forward to it.

Blancanon's letter is another one they stuck in.

See and

Well this is Tamsoft so;

I actually kind of hope for this now. I liked the 3d stuff.

My favorite thing about the mk2 cutscenes was Uni leaning towards the camera with a big grin every time she got smug about something.

It's hard to choose between the fully animated 3d models and the gorgeous Tsunako art.

Uni seemed cuter to me in her 3D version, but I prefered Tsunako arts for everyone else.

Thread needs a Nepbutt bump.
bump

I think all the growth for Blanc's tits went to her butt instead.

Poor Uni. Damned to be flat entirely.

Also, Take 1 of Venom Vert.

Might as well post some ass.

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Pls stop Im in a public place people cant see me looking at butts of cartoon girls
post more

Somebody ordered some vietnamese cartoon girl ass?

So do talk about the neptunia games

Ah wonderful nepbutts, the things Id do to them

Double nepbutts.

Very nice and lewd butts but if I had to choose Id go with Lowee

Imageboard use isn't just a VII thing, it's in some earlier releases as well. Including Japanese RB3. IFI might work it around to halfchan (or in Doerr's case, Leddit) but in all likelihood it was probably a 2ch reference originally.

The original didnt mention the spanking trash

If that existed I'd probably go to jail just for saving a copy of it in my country.

That Planeptune sandwich is way too inviting. I'd destroy their uteruses.

Closest thing to a Loweean sandwich is pic related

Its like people remembered the thread existed.
But now its full on /u/

Yeah, let's call it that.

I want to lovingly and consensualy nep Blanc the way shes in that pic all while the twins watch, tease Blanc and play with themselves
A variant where its just me and Blanc is also acceptable

/u/?
All these recent images are enticing the viewer. That's like the opposite of /u/. Hell, the Lastation sandwich has semen on them.

Most likely, it's recurring as well

No?
What's the /u/ scare about anyway?

Are threesomes still /u/-territory if one of the partners is male?

Holy fuck how did I miss that?
Disregard my retardation. You won't anyway

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You were caught up in how lewd it was

You wanna be cucked by another woman?

Depends if he is actively participating or just watching. Now I know you mean participating in the action but I've seen too many tags that include threesome and group sex but the male gets cucked by another woman so its essentially yuri without the yuri tag.

Are you scared to be cucked by a woman?

Are you implying something dastardly, my man?

Why are you even so infatuated with cuckold to begin with?

If it was between two neps I honestly wouldn't mind.

I never said I was, user.

The Planeptune one is so delicious. It was my fap for at least three weeks alone.

Use the Another Bad End excuse - Shared growth with the fact that they're over 18.

Since when having two girls for oneself is "full on /u/" ? Plus, with the nepgen-induced trauma, you'll be sure people will actively avoid yuri even though a big vote confirmed yuri is fine but hetero is better

You're the one worrying about getting cucked

And speaking of /u/

Everyone shut the fuck up
I'm posting neps

I guess that user suspended the marriage date a bit too long.

NO NEP POSTING
GET BACK TO WORK

Well the only way I can respond to these posts is to do the one thing Anons everywhere do when bullied.

Shut up.

Checkmate atheists

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

Probably should make another card with different guesses on there…

But anyway, here it is!

Admit it, you enjoy being bullied, isn't it ?

Nice work.

Its scary how likely these are

Never happening, they'll just recycle everything with a new coat of paint.

I never thought so many of my suggestions would make it on there.

Of course not! Who do you think I am?
Don't answer that.

That Vert looks delicious. Perhaps is it the naked back ?

Get cucked :^)

While we are on the subject; explain to me how the fuck is this more cucked than watching some dude fuck a nep?

user, you brought this on yourself
good luck

Oh yes, this scene that came out nowhere.
If they're going to do stuff like this, they need to even it out with het stuff in other spinoffs. Therefore, SI confirmed in 4GO with dateable Neps!

I just want to get to the bottom of this

Some have a trauma from older /nep/ communities where you could get banned for saying this isn't the only choice available for neps.

As for me, I'd say that to each their own. If they want yuri, then so be it. If they don't want it, it's their choice. Just don't impose it to others.

Is that a Futagear?

Yeah, I'm perfectly fine with either.

After Mk2, Nepgear had a quite a bit of futa art because a certain group people considered her a generic harem protagonist for some reason. Obviously that means she has a dick.

But really, that should go both ways tho

This is my only response.

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Damn. But if she has a dick then she's a man. And if she's a man then I'm not okay with her cucking me.

If she has a dick, she's a hermaphrodite.
Luckily, she doesn't have a dick. All those official Tsunako CGs prove it. Also, pretty sure Uzume would've freaked the fuck out after joining Gear and Nep in the bath. Also, Big Nep probably would've wondered why her other dimensional sister has a penis when they took a bath together.
So, Nepgear is best treated as a girl that you love and have procreational sex in the missionary position.

It's true, but you can't expect people to not react if you're posting something that they find disgusting or traumatizing. See the heavy reactions against vore/shit/futa, it's the same level as yuri for some people here.

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That you're even implying trigger warnings on yuri disgusts me.

Please keep that shit out of here. I'm just alerting you that, should you post certain fetishes, you can expect more or less heavy reactions, not trying to force alerting about said fetishes.

I'd say the only thing left to do for webm'ing MegaTag is to go through and pick out random clips of the girls giving their B-grade zombie voices. That shit will take forever to record and edit, so fuck that.

You were heavily implying it.

Yuri is as from extreme as you can get. I can understand you getting disgusted by someone posting bestiality. But yuri? come on, how thin skinned can one really be?

Was /nepgen/ really that fucking traumatic?

Nepgear is definitely top wife material, but for people that are into yuri and futa pairings, why is Nepgear the in the sub position of the relationship?

I wasn't implying anything, especially considering I didn't went through what happened on /nepgen/. But some people went through it here, and I'm expecting them to jump at anyone posting yuri like it has already happened several times.

And apparently, being forced to make it like you're enjoying something for months because it was the only decent place to discuss about neps and that you'd get thrown out of it if you go against it due to one rogue janitor enforcing it can make you hate that something with a passion.

Traumatic just doesnt cut it, I have posted screencaps from /u/ once and that was just a taste of how nepgen used to be, wish I had the pic from when they learned hyperdevotion had SI

Yes.
When you are banned for posting anything between simply talking about gameplay to saying "x-nep is my Waifu," it gets annoying. Having to live through that for years is even worse.
Having a yurifag post nsfw yuri on a board and having it not get taken down, but someone posting a pic of Nepgear saying "Onii-chan" does with a warning, it get's pretty annoying.
When the yurifags start an argument (which they were almost always the ones that started them), the janitor (who was also a yurifag) would delete anything said in opposition to the yurifag.
So yes, living through that for a couple years is a pretty fucking reasonable excuse to hate yuri.

Granted, I only hate the yurifags who keep adamantly posting yuri with captions such as "the Neps can only be lesbians," or saying GekiNoire and PP were awful simply because there were males in it. There are far more reasonable reasons to hate games. I dislike the blanc game myself. Not because I dislike yuri (which I do dislike yuri, but don't mind people posting it without ill intentions like this guy is doing: ), but because the game is so mediocre.

Cmon man, I wont jump at anyone for yuri neps, I got over that, feel free to enjoy what you enjoy etc

The problem with /u/ is that once it gets into a community, it takes over that community. Try having a conversation about sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation with your favorite nep over at /nepgen/ and tell us how quickly you get banned by the /vg/ mods.

I don't mind lesbian neps myself, but you've always got to be on guard against it becoming holy doctrine.

Why discussion about futa is happening is beyond me, and just scrolling I can see who recently migrated. Please understand that the only reason you're getting somewhat hostile reactions from what is widely known as one of the most "cozy" threads is bringing back topics and such that helped crash your old home into the ground. Leave yuri on /u/ and keep it that way, leave futa on /d/ and keep it that way, if you want to try and argue that yuri is part of the games, go ahead but it just welcomes more people here that no one wants. We don't want the largely tumblr-tier yuri crowd and neither should you. Enjoying yuri is fine, but getting defensive and angry when people post material from the series that directly contradict that is destructive to the whole premise of the thread.

Consider relaxing, drinking some hot tea and then posting, preferably at a nice time with topics not setup solely to cause trouble.

t. Nep group admin

(Nepped)

Well thank god I never had to suffer through that.
Still tho, yuri can be cute like in and if there's one way I like my neps like them cute.

I've been here for quite a while and I've never been to /nepgen/
I just never really got the whole anti-yuri sentiment

I guess I really do need to deliver Zombie Neps to return the comfy from all this shit that I started

But not today, I'm sick of playing this game already.

we both kinda started it tbh

Two girls in one picture isn't /u/. Not that I care that much anyway, nor do I see the problem with people just being curious about why yuri is not preferred here and /nepgen/. I just want comfy Nep posting, people need to calm down and stop making issues out of nothing.

This was a pretty dumb statement.

As much as I'm into yuri-only, that's not what these threads are for, so please don't force it onto others.

Would like to see this happen

This, how about we all settle down and have good time

Opening chase at least.

I almost exclusively enjoy yuri too, since I'm not too interested in seeing a male in the picture.
Spoilers are A-OK I think, since not only does it expand my folder, but people who don't want to see it don't have to.

That said, these threads are primarily for discussing games so I'd rather have 'secondary-topics' such as yuri posted to a minimum.

Should we have a deepest lore tangent then?

No, yuri is about the mentality of the girls being fond of the other girl fully in emotion and not including a male into the formula. It's more on the feeling and intent than the lust factor.

What.

I always thought it was because she had the sword

So there is going to be like, 4 or 5 parts to this series I think. I still need to unlock the alternate takes completely before I go any further. I'm posting these two early because I fucking want to apologize for derailing the thread can. Part 2 in about when its fucking finished

Sure.

Histy is secretly in cahoots with the villain of the series.

She is more than that user.

I think Horie's zombie growls are still the best. Also, the twins sounded super lewd.

Scenes like these makes me wanna get MegaTag after all

If you do, pirate it first and decide if you'll still want to play it.

Here it is you ungrateful bastards, part 3 will start once I 100% the gallery, no amount of bitching at me will get it done faster.

These are pretty great.
Uni and Noire sounded like crazy chickens for a second.
Then so many people turned into Histoire.

This is so hilariously bad it's great

I want to do so many lewd things to Neptune in her schoolgirl outfit

I want to do the same to Nepgear in her's. Both of them. At the same time.

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Put that thing away, we won't need it.

This was all I could find.

So decided to go to DevientArt to check out what shitty Nep images I could find. And damn are there some horrible things on that website. Though there are some interesting treasures, but you have to sift through so much unspeakable horrors to get to them.

There was also this short "comic" series. Art is a bit iffy though. Same artist as those Neps on motorcycles images with everyone having horrible expressions and big boobs. Not sure if worth reading unless you like Nepgear.
wbd.deviantart.com/art/Beach-Walk-Part-1-566439664

IFFY!

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Not this again.

You better apologize to Satan

Also and ID change

Got some webms incoming today from MegaTag.
They will be the last webms ever for that game.
I'm sick and tired of playing it. Don't get me wrong though, the scenes were quite entertaining the first time. Not so much the third time. Even I won't go back to record the english dub, fuck that shit. Maybe. If you're nice to me and people care about the B-grade dub, I'll do it. Until then the first video should be done in about an hour according to Xmedia, so about six hours from now I'll be able to post it. If you just want the Zombie Neps, you have to wait, I prioritized the encoding based on frames, so its third in the queue.
I'm going to spoil it now, there is no volume 4 of Zombie neps. I'm sorry if I got your hopes up. I know I let a lot of you down. I was not expecting a bunch of 3 second clips from the scenes. No amount of bitching at me will get you more Zombie Neps. I hope you saved the previous two because until this get uploaded those are your only source of B-grade Neps and in case you are wondering, yes, this is all* the Zombie Neps in the game. I'm pretty fucking sure I didn't miss any. If I did you can bitch at me, not like it matters given where we are.
Fucking suck a bag of cocks you cum guzzling faggots.

What are you using to record and render your wembs?

OBS Studio
Shit is easy and free

Can you record stuff directly to .webm in OBS tho?

Technically, yes. But you need command line FFmpeg or some shit, fuck that, just use Xmedia Recode. Converts most media to webms in a semi retard-proof fashion. Had another user from these threads teach me his ways a while back, cannot thank him enough.

Speaking of webms, here is the first of the batch.

I made a bunch of webms for these threads like a year ago
Completely forgot how I made them tho

I learned how to do webms about the time V-II came out and we had sanic threads about it

I remember someone asking me how I made these and I don't even remember my own advice other than that I told them that I just messed around until I got a decent result.

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That could've been me. But there was another user who practically was a Holla Forums incarnate

Well that's rather embarrassing

Since I never made any more webms after that so I forgot absolutely everything.

Well V-II was released July 5th on steam, so if you recall anyone from then asking how to webm, it was me.

Some decent neps found on deviantart

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wait, I didnt click the middle one, fuck that ain't from DA

onii-chan

What the fuck happened to Ram? I'd still pat her head though.

Second webm from batch, Zombie Neps next.

Holy shit. Come on guys, you're better than this. You all talk about cripples (among other things) and yet yuri is what bothers you?

Blown out of proportion if you ask me

Wait what happened?

I want Megatag now

Trust me, the cut scenes alone won't save it.
Multiplayer is broken.
Iffy can't PC.
Arfoire it first

It's pretty shit. Maybe the second worst spinoff after U?

Aw.

Hopefully multiplayer works soon.

I actually had fun with Nep U.
Atleast for 20 or so hours.

How!? The game was like 2 hours long! Even grinding the lily ranks only takes like maybe 30 minutes per person! I'm astonished someone could play for so long and not get bored!

Multi works perfectly though.

…because it was fun

And my standards for fun must be that low

I have 31 hours and the lily is not maxed.

Well you guys might like Blanc's game then. I still think it's shit though with no content.

I'm finding Blanc a bit weird , not getting used to the controls or the weird enemy in a clot in a corner thing. I need to try multiplayer after story mode to see if it gets better.

Gameindustri Gauntlet is surprisingly fun to play.
Also for a point in comparison MegaTag is about 5 hours with me fucking around making webms of it.

Does anybody know that the game means with the DNQ zombies? Dokiun?
Are they like fanboys or something?

It gets explained in a hidden cut scene.

There was once a talkshow on Japanese TV that gave life advice to idiots, literally, because they couldn't do even simple shit. "DQN" is a japanese slang term for idiot, but much worse because it implies far more than being one

Most of the plebs in Gamindustri are otaku and like the CPUs a lot. If the regular folk are DQN, is CH indirectly calling their fans DQN?

Its implied that they are only DQN when Zombies. There is also a two(?) scenes where people can turn more than once, its also implied that they get dumber everytime they do. Multiple entendre if you will. Its a possibility. Otaku are hardly functioning people themselves but "DQN" are implied to be anyone.

And with this MegaTag is done and buried.
Hopefully Neptune V Sega won't be a shallow game where some user can webm the best parts of so other user don't even have to touch the game.

SeHa game will be an actual RPG, so I assume it will actually have content. I've actually heard good things about it, whereas for MegaTag, all I heard was that "it was better than U" which doesn't really mean much at all.

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Also
Okay, so did someone replace the Nepgear in this dimension or something? She doesn't really act super Nepgeary. Also, why isn't she in a robotics club?

Keep in mind setting quality to best instead of good will actually improve quality now. Here's the updated version.

Nice job making the webms, the zombie ones were great.

Thanks.

Zombie Nep posts for those too lazy to scroll

yes
more

It cuts like a knife.

Come on user.

I wish they hadn't dropped that whole IF and Vert thing

But then Iffy would have to become a Microsoft candidate.

Noire and Uni bullied her into submission

I'd give my personal info to Vert and Iffy.
I'd even install whatever the equivalent of W10 they have in gameindustri

Thought I had more NepNowa, might just be too unorganized

It is truly a shame

Its time lads.

75 please?

rollan

I guess getting the first nep I fapped to and made me interested enough to buy the first game is a good roll.

I want a Nepgear

That's like the opposite of a Nepgear. Guess I can have fun operating with her though.

Rollan for Gear, as usual.

Too bad.

Zombie-Gear a qt

That's how I feel. I kept rolling Compa or Nepugia for several threads in a roll.

Horie really does well making zombie noises. It's hilarious.

Does someone have the second famitracker cover that was posted in these threads? I don't remember what it was and forgot to save it.

This one, right?

Yeah, thank you.

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DO YOU HAVE THE POWER!?
TO SURVIVE!?

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Seems like nepu is not taking old age well

YES I DO!
altho honestly that is absolutely horrifying

By Blanc's snowy hat

(Japanese Nepu Nepu Video Reaction)
By far the worst performance in the dub.
Go and purge your ears with literally anything that isn't this.

Nice trips

rolling

Wow, I wonder if the dub does this scene any justice. The text translation certainly doesn't.

Or to put it clearly, all the special events in MegaTag are in Japanese only, including the event in your linked post.

I'm so glad it was worthy enough to be reposted so thank you.

Field of View is the best overworld theme imo

Agree, one of my favorite parts of mk2

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Neps don't poop or have diseases.

Neptune poops a lot but I haven't seen any of the others do it in a plot-relevant manner.

Maybe Vert uses poop socks while playing MMOs and has Chika deal with them, I don't know.

Nepgear uses the restroom in Mk2, but we don't know specifically what she does.

literally what was happening right before Nisa showed up

Clearly it's to masturbate

with the anus because neps canonically have no cunny

I bet that's actually the android Neptune that Nepgear made in one of the spinoffs.

Just you wait until Tsunako releases her official Nep lewds to the public

Tell me more

Tsunako has a big black book of Nep lewds that she made when CH finally gives us the 18+ dating sim Nep game they eventually are going to make.

Rumor has it that Tsunako has vault of Nep lewds that she drew herself. But no one knows where these lewds are located, not even IF or CH. Maybe one day, if we're lucky and she deems us worthy, then she will release the lewds out to the public for us to admire and fap to

I'm not even sure our bodies are ready, considering even her lewd official arts can be fapworthy.

When the time comes and we're ready, then we will find the Promised Land of official Nep lewds. But be wary, for if you do not believe in the Neps enough and if you haven't chosen and been chosen by a Nep to be your waifu, then you will die a horrible death

What if… Tsunako drew herself as a Nep?

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Wait, she SI as Shakeko the panda girl in the games?

Oh
My
God

Why didn't I know this?!

Uh… she has?

In RB1 there's a panda chirper
In RB3 she says she somehow became a girl

Bonus: The girl behind her is her assistant/apprentice

I was expecting several posts telling me I am not worthy but this is fine too.

So is there anything else I should be painfully aware of?

This implies too many bad things

I rarely pay attention to them but I know she is on a journey in V-II, I assume to change back.

I assume the Neps are in good hands for a long time.

The director is in the game as well

AKA the one who does bulk of the work nowadays…

Neptunia is a fun franchise even if the games are lacking and it helped many people overcome depression(at least thats what they say)
Neps are cute as fuck and we want to fuck them
but each of us probably wants to fuck only one, their nepfu
I think thats all

Can I assume the entire development team is in the game in some fashion?

I must know more about Neps.

Maybe. Apparently I'm in the game, too, but I wasn't ever told by anyone until I found it out myself.

Rolling for Nepu

What would you like to know?

Who are you?

I'd like to know is chaos neps will ever appear in a game that matters.

The cleaning robot

I would like to see them in official games. Either a bad end or just see how they'd interact around their regular forms in a different dimension.

It's been a while, fags. Has this board gotten any better since I left?

We're being flooded by people from that one other imageboard I forgot the name of

It was, but you had to come back

This place was shit when I left, it's probably better now that I'm back.

Also, pics related, I finally got the shit.

Imageboards don't get better over time. If it was shit when you left its even worse now that you're back.

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Umio is what said true?

Nepgear, can I Nep you and Nepgya at the same time?

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Neptune let's have pudding together

Not like this

Please

Video games are fine

give the nep neptune

Umio confirms eventual 18+ Nep game with lewd Tsunako Neps.

She knows

Also I wasted dubs, I should've asked Neptune something and made those dubs worth it, oh well…

Nepune, would you like to hold hands?

Do you want to have pudding instead?

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Rei will you be my waifu

PRAISE NEPTUNE

Neptune am I just being a bother to you

I guess she just enjoys the tease

Yeah, no.

You didn't even do the marriage properly. Shamefur.

NO, she needs to take her punishment for putting out a shitty PC port.

Neptune will I get what I need

She tries her b-best…

Big IF will you ever make a good PC port

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I'm all for bullying Iffy.

Iffys are for protecting, not bullying. Especially Baby Iffys.

So you did get them, I'll be the one person that won't shit on you, congratulations on your marriage

Young Iffy is for nursing her mental health back to normal and raising her not to be Big Iffy, who needs to be bullied for not being into PC.

Regardless of age Iffy should be put in a torture machine, one hour for every customer that had the game crash on them, two hours for every negative review of comment, three hours for every bug left in the game
Then you make a drinking game where you need to take a shot every time she says "cock" or "dick" after coming out of the machine

We'd both be dead

I don't have an appropriate reaction to this.

corrupted neps do strange things to my dick

There's something strangely appealing about broken neps, be it either because you want to break them more or because you want to nurse them back to health
And to answer you question, I have no idea but the guy had some sick sense of humor

And this guy gets it

Let me rephrase, the idea of corrupted Neps are very appealing to me, as long as mind break is out of the equation. Essentially Kurome , Rei, "Conquest Gear", and the official Chaos Neps. They still have a personality and quirks akin to a person at least. Mind broken Neps are too much for me and more so if they are mind broken sluts

There's nothing wrong with posting corrupted neps but posting the torture and abuse that leads to it won't win you many friends around here.

The last thing we want is to normalize it and attract our very own "spankfag".

I'm disgusted you compared me to that trash so here are some happy, not corrupted neps

Don't confuse me for a torture loving degenerate please.

I need this.

Do you think IF prefers spicy food

I don't know, but it would be great if she did.

Up until the point when she has to dash to the toilet at least.

Also anyone getting new OP ready because i just remembered someone wanted the scene of Dengekiko barking like a dog which I'm doing right now, along with the other Neps barking like dogs

This guy is a lying faggot. There are still some scenes worth recording.

Where are the comfy indoor Neps?

I only seem to have summer and winter neps.

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there's lots of comfy indoor neps but most of them either play games or are nepped

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Winter is fine too

Games can be comfy, user

What about Halloween Neps. Those are technically fall Neps. Well, there's a lot of holiday Neps. Valentine's day, Christmas, Halloween.

I have one of those at least.

Halloween is good too, it is October after all

Oops. Clicked the wrong image for the last one. Oh well, here's a bunch of valentine's Neps to make up.

Forgot I had that image as well. Called it Red Mage Blanc though.

Didn't have either of these images. But yeah, Halloween Neps are some of the best.

Webms in the pipeline.
And guys stop dropping your Neps, its gonna be a pain to clean up.

we'll just take a long and probably lewd bath and we'll be clean again

areyouseriousnigga.jpg

I guess it was a given since she writes fanfiction all the time, but I didn't realize Blanc was a canon pervert before.

A perVert and somewhat incompetent writer.
Also;

O-Of course we have a thread!