Someplace else

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=0qKF2y3I9Pc[/spoilers]
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

R-R.O.B.?

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YES YES YES

He's back!!

Did i finally get here in the beginning?

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[rustling noises]

Did people really own the 8gb Wii U?

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You can tell Holla Forums has got to complete shit when people actually shit on R.O.B threads.

Big guys don't cry.

Get a load of this guy. I'd counter-sage, but you did that job for me already. Fuck it, I'll do it anyway.

Hush, child.

...

(/_\)

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Hey cutie, it's ok you can come out :3c

Why are you hiding those sweet B/As?

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OH BABY

Must have been a crazy party

don't be shy

( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

...wait.

what is this?

where was i?

In my heart

Guess who's back?
Back again?
ROB is back
Tell a friend

...

(O∆O)

R.O.B.!

where is R.O.B.?

Next to you under the sheets

noice bait faggots

SCUD :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^DDDDDDD

Glad you're not dead.

hide threads you don't like, cuckchan refugee

?!

fuggen troop crawlers :DDDDDDD

BEHIND YOU

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Riding on my dick

You're not fitting in because you're too small.

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Best part of this thread.

These cuckchan refugees need to fuck off. We love you R.O.B. keep it up.

I know. keep up the good work ROB

They're not bringing over their best posters, some I assume, talk about vidya.

It is upon them and they grow desperate. It is hot and live.

R.O.B.

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...

They won't fuck off until gook Moot fixes halfchan it seems like.
That's never happening though, so these autistic refugees are probably here to stay.

*pomf*

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...

WEW

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Oh, G.B. what are we gonna do on the floor?

>>>/4chan/

Oh shit, what are they going to do on the floor?

Thank you mods for purging halfchan refugees that do not know the glory of R.O.B

^

I hope the pockets spoiler that before it's too late.

(/。\)

no power...

no game pak in cartridge slot...

i have not been played for long time.

what are we going to do on the floor?

Based mods. R.O.B. thread. Kek is truly among us today.

Truly this is one of the good days.

What dimension did I land on?

LIVE DAMN IT

dumb frogposter

Get up!

I'd suggest that the mods go completely nuclear board wide, but they still let their biases slip into decision making too often.

You lazy bitch

...

but 4chin is still up?

(一。一;;)

I need to be played...

R.O.B. must play me...

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LEWD

LEWD

...

...

.( ˃﹏˂ )

but...

where

is

R.O.B.?

WEW

Halfchan may still be up, but the gook pretty much killed it apparently.

he's in your heart

Check your local whore house.

LEWD DEWD

Ask the neckbeard with the camera.

SHADILAY
Kek listened. Kek always listens.

This is Spooktober there are no dead Gameboys only undead ones.

(⇀‸↼‶)

no time to waste.

Got to find R.O.B.

I'm not dead I'm sure… We can still have good things?

(❁°▵°)

...in there?

Say hello for me when you find him.

HERE WE GOOOOOO

We can still have good things, we just have to get through the cuckchan refugees trying to be shitters.

MY BODY IS READY

You'll only find disappointment up there.

OH SHIT

Oh.

DON'T DO IT G.B.! IT'S A TRICK!

Always remember to report the cuckchan refugees shitting up the thread.

These threads are autistic as fuck.

But I love them anyway

Aw fuck

it's just a ROB amiibo

that's part of the fun (´・ω・`)

Things are never this simple.

...

...

NOT AGAIN

Crossing fingers for squidkids.

What music are you celebrating to Holla Forums?

What was the last major WiiU game to come out?

Oh there are many ways.
Hanging yourself.
Drinking many chemicals. Bleach, DrainO etc.
Guns.
Jumping off high places.
Overdosing.
Walking Infront of traffic.

color splash i think

((ヾ(≧皿≦メ)ノ))

I'd rather die honourably in a RWDS

R.O.B. doesn't seem to be in there…

You know what to do, GB.

How long has it been since the last ROB thread? 5? 6 months? I feel like it's been longer.

Keep going buddy you can do it.

Almost a year now

Careful, GB! Don't crush yourself!

R.O.B.!

So, what mods are removing messages that are hating on ROB and GB? This is fullchan not halfchan, unless ROB thread OP is a mod. Nothing wrong with hating things.

ROB IS BACK?

Calm down son, everything will turn out okay. ROB is bound to show up on his own if your are patient to wait long enough.

you can come out now.

Our hero must come back.

Too big for that basket, GB. Try somewhere else.

...i miss you.

Try under the bed GB

R.O.B!

A few could have stayed, but it was mostly shitposting that would have just derailed the thread.
The problem with a thread like this is that derailing it with a large scale back and forth would kill it.
There should of course be regular meta threads where people have a chance to complain, but that doesn't happen for whatever reason now.

To your left

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Source on full image?

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

...?

...

Quick somebody hook me up with R.O.B r34

Uh oh, I feel FCR is going to appear soon.

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Do you know what a gameboy is user?

Mini FCR is in that amiibo.

OH SHIT

...

...

...

G.B. NEEDS OUR HELP FINDING R.O.B.

LEND HER YOUR POWER

\o/

Do you know what a console is user?


I'm ok with this, \o/

눈_눈

i hate this one...

...

...

( ´△`)

i have to find R.O.B.

i will not last very long.

…nevermind. I found it. It's awful.

are you from 4chan?

source of song?

...

[crash]

\o/

ouch

AW SHIT

Newfag cuckchanners in this thread man it's terrible
Fuck Hiroyuki

>>>/halfchan/

Not enough on topic for you? I hear reddit has strict on topic subreddits about video games that are perfect your whiny bitch ass.

Rip R.O.B

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SON OFA BITCH I KNEW IT

you are literally a redditor

this is how you properly use sage you inbred

Nigga behind you

Back to cuckchan.


Oh no.

Would it be legal to make a video game soundtrack entirely out of animu samples?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWEWWWWWWWWW SHIIIIT

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AND
HERE
WE
GO

Its terrible now aint it?

FUCK MY ANUS

very

Anyways nice to see a ROB thread going after so long

Fortunately mods are being extremely based. Kek is protecting this thread.

SO, I HEARD YOU TALKING CRAP!

LIKE I ROULD NOT FIND OUT-O!

BAKA, GB-CHAN!

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YAGAMI NE NA
fuck off lol

( ̄□ ̄)

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will GB go RULES OF NATURE on FCR?

Kek, shut up.

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Is FCR grabbing her cartridge slow? L-lewd

where's he at, nigga??

why do people like these threads?

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Autism

They're fun.

Mods are deleting the cuckchan, if you haven't noticed.

Use the Kirby

A story based, creative thread

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wtf kind of foreign concept is that? this us Holla Forums

Just ignore him. The posts get deleted anyway so there's no need to care. Let him talk to himself.

waifubait speaks the truth

In the dark and depression Current Year, having hidden in the deepest corners of the internet, the abandoned alleyways of the great metropolis, under the great internet highways, we are a small band of dispossessed vidya gamers, ignored and then forgotten by the great corporate entertainment bosses who daily corrupt the normalfags with low-effort, low-quality vidya filled with propaganda and anti-good-vidya programming.

In this, Rob threads provide a glimmer of joy, of hope. Sustenance, just enough to survive another cold night amongst the rats of the sewer and the shills and the druggies.

NOW THEN!

GIVE ME WHAT I SEEK OF YOU!

UNCLE EFFU-SHEE-ARR IS VERY THIRSTY!

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sage

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this isn't cuckchan faggot go back to it if you're gonna spew this meme

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The world fucking sucks and is rapidly getting worse every day, we're on the brink of nuclear war with Russia, but sometimes something as simple as some sentimental autistic fun can ease the hurt for a little while.

HIT HIM WITH THE KIRBY

...

...

TIME FOR RAPE

AWWWW SHIEEET NIGGA RUN!

WHOA!

C-CHOTTO!

I DIDN'T TOUCH YOUR D-PAD THIS TIME, I SWEAR!

too bad the owl evolves into an emo shit thing. I was hoping for a sexy bird Sheik

Is she going to make him coffee?

GIVE HIM THE VIDEO GAMES

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Wheres American ROB

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RIP IN PIECES

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what's wrong with angry spongebob?

It was nice knowing you F.C.R.

*GACK*

YOU ARE CRUSHING ME, GB-CHAN!

DO IT MORE, KUDASAI!

He means the "Holla Forums hates fun" meme

I didn't know it was as simple as a fucking rob thread. it's good to have you back

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TOO LEWD

ABORT

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WOAH

...

ナニソレw

(╬ Ò ‸ Ó)

i have no time for you, insolent coward!

where is R.O.B.?

tell me or i will put your batteries in the wrong way.

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OH SHIT

FCR FUCKING DIES

Fuck him up!

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GB DON'T DO IT

a-am i here in time

R-ROB-SAN?!

I WAS ROOKING FOR HIM AS WELL!

M-MAYBE WE CAN WORK TOGETHER? RIKE IN THE OLD DAYS!

(checked)
No mercy

the plot thickens

Don't believe his lies!

Take out the trash, GB!

that's the spirit GB.

kill the nigger

RIKE, KILL THE CHINK

Typical desperate backstabber lies

…AND WHEN I AWOKE, I FOUND MYSELF HERE!

COLD, RONERY, ANGRY, AND THIRSTY!

MY POWER IS FADING AS WELL!

WE MUST HAVE BEEN OUT FOR MONTHS! THERE'S NO TELLING HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN OUT!

PERHAPS WE'VE BEEN OUT FOR DECADES!!!

It's only been a year, FCR.

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if R.O.B. is kill I will cry

...

And thus Holla Forums was brought back from life support

...

...

Me too, user, me too.

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…DEMO…

…IF WE'VE BEEN OUT FOR SO RONG…

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I hope ROB isn't dead.

...

...

DON'T YOU SAY IT
DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT

THAT MEANS THE NEW ENU-ECKS IS OUT ARREADY!

I BET IT'S A DISAPPOINTMENT!

Don't.

what kind of mantis is that?

...

fcr please

It sure is, FCR.

I wish I knew. They sure are neat though.

BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS NOW!

ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT WE ARE FINARRY ARONE TOGETHER, GB-CHAN!

YOU MAY STOP ROOKING FOR ROB-SAN TO PRAY WITH YOU!

get FCR a MTN DEW

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...

...

I HOPE YOUR BUTTONS ARE NOT TOO TENDER!

FOR I AM ABOUT TO GO FOR THE HIGH SCORE!

L-LEWD!!

2LEWD

HIT HIM THE BATTERIES, GB

…eh?

A real Casanova.

FCR NO

Uh oh

oh my

Fug

Why is FCR such a tard?

(⌯˃ ﹏ ˂⌯)

i don't feel so good...

i cannot go on for much longer...

They're orchid mantises. They come in lots of different colors and shapes.

...

...

It'll be okay, G.B. hang in there for just a bit longer.

FUCK

...

This isnt good

it is over...

i have lost...

R.O.B...

please...

They're fucking beautiful though.

Neato, thanks user.

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GB! NO!!!!

...

...

...

Don't stop now. We believe in you GB!

They're all orchids? I guess it's my fault for assuming they all looked like this

...

NO

Still assblasted.

you're not video games

hahaha

FUCK YOU NEWFAG, GET OUT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This cancer is what kills 8ch. Why not bring it to 4chan, where it belongs?

…HOOOKAY!

NOT A GOOD TIME I SEE!

HAI-HAI!

YOU JUST NUDGE ME IF YOU NEED ME!

DONT GIVE UP

PLEASE

(You) first.


Good on you R.O.B.

lol cuck

FCR you're a beta faggot.

t. newfag

Rob threads are proof that Holla Forums is no better than reddit. This is the kind of cancerous bullshit you'd expect to see Redditors get excited about.

...

...

that was your once chance you beta fucker

he's the typical nip, a herbivore

...

These are seriously some of the most beautiful bugs I have ever seen.
Hell, probably the most beautiful bugs I've ever seen.
If there's no alien mantispeople out there, I am going to be seriously depressed. Probably end up a madman, trying to genetically engineer giant mantises to fuck.

Why would you want to fuck a mantis?

Here's your (You).

I think I was mistaken. and seem to be more like "spiny flower mantises". A different species of flower mantids. Sorry about that.

Great deduction skills!

Thanks for your input, o great lord of imageboards

Do you have a decapitation fetish?

So he can die.

Female mantis rip their partner's heads off after mating, then eat the head.

THIS IS NOT GOOD!

MY ENERGY IS FADING FAST, AND GB-CHAN IS ABOUT TO POWER DOWN AS WE SPEAK.

I WAS TRYING TO FIND ROB-SAN TO HELP CHANGE MY BATTERIES BEFORE I LOST ALL POWER, BUT I COULD NOT FIND ROB-SAN.

NEITHER COULD GB-CHAN.

f
we hardly knew ye

Where could he be?

AND GB-CHAN CANNOT HELP CHANGE MY BATTERIES!

GB-CHAN HAS NO ARMS!

A myth propagated by mantis-hating scum, originally made by incompetent scientists who starved their test subjects.

lol

I would very much like it if cuckchan refugees fucked off to reddit because they obviously aren't going back to 4chan™ PremiumAccount©

The most preferable ending

What ever happened to GB Micro, F.C.R.?


I know. That's why I asked.

I'm sure you can think of a way. Don't give up!

...

dont do this

Guess you're fucked, FCR. ROB will come by and save GB. Someday…

Best Mantis type coming through

Meant to quote
Fucking hell


Well shit

AND IT ONRY MAKES SENSE THAT ROB-SAN RAN OUT OF POWER RONG TIME BEFORE US.

PROBABRY ON HIS WAY TO BUY STUPID VIDEO GAME AND LOST POWER!

NOW ROB-SAN IS PROBABRY ON EBAY FOR $199.99!

pls no

Fucking collectorfags.

Say that to my face fucker, not online and see what happens

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200 for a fucking rob unit?
Hipsters have gone too far

Shit he's right.

OH SHIT

Looks like a hornet, and so is therefor shit.

At least things can't get worse

user would you like to know why prices get so high?

Scalpers buy up a lot of units in mass quantities and either hoard or outright destroy some of their inventory to drive up scarcity thus increasing the price due to the new rarity

...

I just did the same search.

Thankfully, most are $50 cheaper.

I FEEL IT COMING FOR ME!

I AM FADING FAST!

THERE IS NO HEAVEN FOR ROBOTS LIKE US!

ONLY DARKNESS!

IT'S NOT SO BAD, ACTURARRY! I'VE BEEN ROOKING FORWARD TO THIS DAY FOR A LO-

Nice try.

WHAT THE FUCK
HOW FUCKING JEWISH
Oy vey goy I can't sell this so I better destroy it to drive up the price

...

...

This much for a fucking ROB?

...

...

...

F.C.R., WHAT'S GOING ON?!
F.C.R.!

EFF CEE ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

...

...

It's like 99 cents off, close enough amirite?

where's your god now

...

rip

Happens with everything, even video games.

Right now Video games are in a rather young stage in terms of collecting and this people over-hype the value of a mass produced console or game. To top it off you have the aforementioned scalpers outright destroying these consoles and games to drive up the prices.

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are they kill

They dead.

NO

press f to pay respects

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...

...

...

F

Nigger, I'll fuck you up


We look like hornets to make preying on other flying insects easier.

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No fucking way. It can't end like this.

...

f

I HAVE THE URGE TO PURGE!!

GB IS DEAD
====
FCR IS DEAD
====
ROB IS PROBABLY DEAD
====
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH SHIT

YOU'RE TOO LATE

ROB

R.O.B!

HE'S ALIVE

He's back!

...

...

HE'S BACK

...

...

R.O.B.
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE ALIVE

...

HE WATCHED THEM DIE

HE HAS RETURNED

There they are!

I wonder why they're all the way out here.

...

ROB HALP

Goodnight, sweet prince!

ROB YOU FUCKER IT'S TOO LATE THEY DIED BECAUSE OF YOU

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WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
PORRA

ROB FUCKING SAVE THEM

you dum FUCK

THERE YOU ARE!

THEY'RE DEAD ROB, YOU DIDN'T SAVE THEM IN TIME

PUT NEW BATTERIES IN THEM BEFORE THEY'RE GONE FOREVER

It wasn't quite time yet, but I guess they got impatient.

I can understand.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

YOU FUCKED UP

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C'MON YOU LITTLE BIG DUMB ROBOT, SAVE EM

p-pls explain, R.O.B.

TIME FOR WHAT

You would get impatient too if your life was on the line

Time for what?

Time?! Time for what?!

Oh, so they're not dead, this is just a "waking up in the middle of the night" deal?

...

After all, it's been a long while, hasn't it, friends?

You know that I've missed you a whole lot.

How have you been?

Have you played any good video games this year?

NO EVERYTHING IS SHIT
dead rising

No
Nothing new this year at least

no

NO

Things have been good. Not great, but good. 2016 has been quite a ride, my old friend.

NO I HAVEN'T BECAUSE VIDEO GAMES ARE SHIT

FIX THEM YOU MOTHERFUCKER

You don't know how fucking bad I missed you. I thought I had lost you forever.

EDF was fun.

Should I tell him, or should I just let him retain his faith?

Star Fox Zero was alright.

A whole lot of nothing ROB!

EVERYTHING IS SHIT, EVERYTHING HAS GONE BAD, THERE ARE NO GOOD VIDEO GAMES ANYMORE

Yeah, but hornets are shit, and so therefor, by relation, you are shit too.

Yes! I love video games!

I have played several good video games this year!

Since I saw you last, I got a nogames4 and KoF14. That's good stuff. Where have you been, ROB?

Nothing that wasn't an HD remake. Best game I've played so far is Spirit of Justice, which is a ton of fun, like Trials and Tribulations.

Yno

Current year games? No.
Back log? Plenty. Parasite Eve today.

Just copious amounts of Gundam Onoline, and Super Robot Wars BX on the N3DS

Battlefleet Gothic

I'm hoping ES2 turns out okay.

I've played a good demo this year…

Welcome back R.O.B!

burnout
tokyo extreme racer
mount and blade
gta vice city
thoughts of suicide
postal
mgs5 which i only played because an user gave it away
it's been a wild ride since nothing actually good came out recently except maybe fh3 but i haven't played it

Checked.

It's good to see you all still playing video games.

Isn't it great that we can talk about video games together like this? I really do appreciate it.

I missed you all so much, I can't wait to finally get things set up so that I can come back.

Tell me your definition of good games, Robo buddy

WHAT ABOUT GB AND FCR?

;_;
We all missed you buddy.

FIX YOUR FRIENDS

R.O.B. IS BACK

EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING

WE MISSED YOU.

BUT PLEASE, SAVE GB AND FCR!

(off by one)
Oh shit, forgot Another Metroid 2 Remake came out. Shit was cash.


I can't wait for you to FIX YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS YOU BAKA

…but, you see, I'm not quite done yet.

It's been a very adventurous year so far.

Lots of exciting changes and new opportunities.

But it's not over quite yet.

I could talk about video games with you forever, R.O.B.

Don't be a cheeky breeky.

Do what you need to do, old friend. I'll be waiting for you. We all will.

I missed you too, buddy.

imagine

NOT YET SNAKE

That will never happen.

When it's over, when I'm finally done.

We're going to talk about video games like we've never done before!

I CANT WAIT to feel again

THAT'S GREAT AND ALL BUT FIX YOUR FRIENDS PLAESE

FUCK YEAH

Just try to maintain alive until that, will ya'?

It's going to be pretty great!

I hope you'll be there!

Both old friends and new ones!

Time to assimilate halfchanners I guess

Anyway, I think it's best if GB and F.C.R. remain asleep for just a little while longer.

I'll change their batteries out when the time is right.

They're going to be in for a big surprise!

There we are!

Nice and comfy.

oh

...

MODS MODS MODS
LEWD LEWD LEWD

R.O.B., you need to stop fucking playing god

The halfchanners will bow to our will. None shall escape. None shall oppose him. All shall respect R.O.B.'s undisputed authority as he crafts this board into his own vision.

...

A lot. Both old and new vidya.
Risk of Rain
Bloodborne
Fire Emblem Fates (The Nippoin version with the fan-translation installed)
Steamworld Heist
Dark Souls 2
Kirby Planet Robobot
Ratchet and Clank PS4

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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

R.O.B. and GB are my OTP.

Is ROB a necrophiliac?

You've been in a coma for…quite some time. Yes yes, I know, you'd like to know how long. I'm afraid it's been…nine years.

...

I MISSED YOU

In any case, it's time I go to bed.

You be good out there.

Remember, R.O.B. and GB love you.

We've come pretty far together, so let's keep going, okay?

I love you too ROB!

Thanks, it was as autistic as I thought it would be and I wouldn't have it any other way. I missed you ROBOP. I wish I could stay longer, but I'm about to physically pass out from lack of sleep.

You have a good night, faggot. We love you too

I missed you R.O.B.! Sleep tight.

We love you too, ROB.

See you, later, robobuddy.

Take care of yourself, R.O.B.

Sleep tight pupper

ROB SHE DIDN'T CONSENT SHE ISN'T EVEN CONSCIOUS

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GOODBYE ROB

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...

[spoilers]youtube.com/watch?v=0qKF2y3I9Pc[/spoilers]

You're getting rusty.

thanks ROB

ONE JOB
N
E

J
O
B

Good night, ROB.

bruh

Try using double asterisks (*) next time ROB!

Also, THAT BASS unf

BULLY

You've been gone too long. It's ** on each side.
night

I wish there was more Reiko art. Comfy Reiko would be great.


You fucked up the spoiler, Author-san! Time for a bully!

...

why ruin a perfectly good thread with this

...

WAIT
WHAT

ROOOOOOONNNN

night R.O.B

I missed you guys so much.

I cannot guarantee anything for 2016. However, by January 2017, things should stabilize enough for R.O.B. threads to do their thing once a week. And what better time than near the (supposed) NX launch window? Lots of content to build stories around.

I just wanted to do something for all of you being so patient. I appreciate all of you.

it's been like that since early 2015

honest mistake

it's a pleasure having you here either way. also sorry for the shitposters.

...

I missed you so much ROB (and author)

Maybe one day we will know what the NX is.

does it even work

:3c

Missed you too, ROBMaster. Take life however it goes, but it'll be nice to see these threads again.

DAMMIT i had the twitter notifications turned off till december and nearly missed this thread.

Take all the time you need R.O.B.op

Good stuff.

Looking forward to it

TUNE IN NEXT HOLIDAY SEASON FOR THE FOLLOWING EPISODE OF THE R.O.B. SHOW*